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Before you came along,we BagginseS Never had any adventures or were very well thought of did anything unexpected If you're refering to the incident withAndid was give your uncle a little the dragon, Iwas barely involved nudge out of the door reaalfraans cx-aleichik:k: bag-gins we all know thats a load of s--- gandalf YOU THREW A F------ DWARF RAVE AT HIS HOUSE WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION Dwarf rave
Before you came along,we BagginseS Never had any adventures or were very well thought of did anything unexpected If you're refering to the incident withAndid was give your uncle a little the dragon, Iwas barely involved nudge out of the door reaalfraans cx-aleichik:k: bag-gins we all know thats a load of s--- gandalf YOU THREW A F------ DWARF RAVE AT HIS HOUSE WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION Dwarf rave

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Art Student Hand-Illuminates a Copy of Tolkien’s Silmarillion


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In your dwarven face!


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Stephen Colbert of Mirkwood


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The Shire can't handle me right now!

SENORGFCO #THE SHI RECAN'T HANDLE ME
SENORGFCO #THE SHI RECAN'T HANDLE ME

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LORIEL because your worth it under the mountain

REAL EREBOR M A J E S T I C
REAL EREBOR M A J E S T I C

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Good Guy Sauron

Good Guy Sauron Creates Millions of Jobs Good Guy Sauron Moves into an abandoned fortress, creating a booming indus Good Guy Sauron Brings together 9 random dudes, united by a single goal, creating "life" long friendships an unbreakable bond. Good Guy Saurorn Il on his tree house hiding his friends from evil Wizard Magneto. Good Guy Saur Makes overpowered ring only answer to him, so that weak men cant abuse it's power for selfish reasons. Good Guy Sauron 게. Creates communication device, to keep in touch with far away friends Good Guy Sauron Supports workplace equality, bind guy promotèd to P.A Good Guy Sauron Mates horse dies, buys him new pet Good Guy Sauron Creates emergency exits Good Guy Sauron Gives out friendship rings
Good Guy Sauron Creates Millions of Jobs Good Guy Sauron Moves into an abandoned fortress, creating a booming indus Good Guy Sauron Brings together 9 random dudes, united by a single goal, creating "life" long friendships an unbreakable bond. Good Guy Saurorn Il on his tree house hiding his friends from evil Wizard Magneto. Good Guy Saur Makes overpowered ring only answer to him, so that weak men cant abuse it's power for selfish reasons. Good Guy Sauron 게. Creates communication device, to keep in touch with far away friends Good Guy Sauron Supports workplace equality, bind guy promotèd to P.A Good Guy Sauron Mates horse dies, buys him new pet Good Guy Sauron Creates emergency exits Good Guy Sauron Gives out friendship rings

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Soon. The marathon of the ages. ORD RINGS NGS toddystuck mindtiggers THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY That's prob about 12 hours extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes LOTR Extended = 681 minutes Hobbit 1 Extended 182 minutes Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes Let's say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes let's weed out the weak ones
Soon. The marathon of the ages. ORD RINGS NGS toddystuck mindtiggers THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY That's prob about 12 hours extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes LOTR Extended = 681 minutes Hobbit 1 Extended 182 minutes Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes Let's say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes let's weed out the weak ones

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"I'm going on an adventure!"

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katzmatt tseecka: dajo42 Can I touch your butt" in Elvish This is so useful No, this is not "Can I touch your butt" in Elvish. This is "Can I touch your butt?" in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect: c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound) c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t If you actually wanted to write "Can l touch your butt?" in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be: .Annog nin daf pladan tele ci? Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to "Would you give me permission to touch your rear?" Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this: Sorry for the blurry quality damn, the lotr fandom doesnt f--- around wow not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS LIKE GOOD LORD OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST Sindarin is for plebs. QUENYA OR BUST Quenya is pretentious and tries too hard to seem eloquent. Sindarin or bust #SUCH A PEASANT
katzmatt tseecka: dajo42 Can I touch your butt" in Elvish This is so useful No, this is not "Can I touch your butt" in Elvish. This is "Can I touch your butt?" in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect: c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound) c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t If you actually wanted to write "Can l touch your butt?" in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be: .Annog nin daf pladan tele ci? Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to "Would you give me permission to touch your rear?" Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this: Sorry for the blurry quality damn, the lotr fandom doesnt f--- around wow not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS LIKE GOOD LORD OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST Sindarin is for plebs. QUENYA OR BUST Quenya is pretentious and tries too hard to seem eloquent. Sindarin or bust #SUCH A PEASANT

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Sounds like Orcs

SOUNDS LIKE ORCMISCHIEF TO ME
SOUNDS LIKE ORCMISCHIEF TO ME

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Samwise sees through your sarcasm

SAMISEES THROUGH YOUR SARCASM mgilip.com
SAMISEES THROUGH YOUR SARCASM mgilip.com

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Why The Fellowship Didn't Use the Eagles (2)

There are four main routes across the Misty Mountains R. IRON HILLS Rhin * High pass * Redhorn pass Moria * The Gap of Rohan Being closest to the eagles the High pass would have been ideal for Gandalfs plan, but he decided against it because it was the obvious route for crossing the mountains (for whatever plan they might have) so Saruman was watching it. It was also infested with goblins and orcs who could see them travelling north after the pass, inform Sauron or Saruman who might then realise they were going north to meet the eagles thus discovering the plan. The next most northern pass is what Gandalf settled for, even though it's a very dangerous pass and even though it would mean a long journey north to meet the eagles, it is still the safest route for his plan to remain secret and that is all that's important to him now. Keeping his plan secret was the main reason for him choosing the Redhorn pass. But Saruman was watching here too and sent storms to stop them The Gap of Rohan would take them far too close to Isengard, and more importantly too far south. Which was no good for the plan as they'd have to travel the whole length of the Misty Mountains up the eastern side to meet the eagles. So the Gap wasn't an option for Gandalf and the only way left was Moria. Which he didn't like at all and we see he's very reluctant. We think it's only because of the Balrog but it's also because of the risk of goblins and orcs seeing them go north on the eastern side (like the High pass) and because it was further south than he'd planned for which meant it would take longer to reach the eagles. They almost get through Moria but Gandalf ends up fighting the Balrog and falling down the chasm. When he's about to fall he realises he has to tell them the eagle plan quickly before he falls, and in a way that any nearby orcs and golbins won't understand. He says "Fly, you fools" hoping at least one of the fellowship understands what he really means... but they don't. He falls and fights the Balrog. Meanwhile the fellowship escapes Moria and carries on with the only plan they've known - get the ring to Mordor. Thanks for reading.
There are four main routes across the Misty Mountains R. IRON HILLS Rhin * High pass * Redhorn pass Moria * The Gap of Rohan Being closest to the eagles the High pass would have been ideal for Gandalfs plan, but he decided against it because it was the obvious route for crossing the mountains (for whatever plan they might have) so Saruman was watching it. It was also infested with goblins and orcs who could see them travelling north after the pass, inform Sauron or Saruman who might then realise they were going north to meet the eagles thus discovering the plan. The next most northern pass is what Gandalf settled for, even though it's a very dangerous pass and even though it would mean a long journey north to meet the eagles, it is still the safest route for his plan to remain secret and that is all that's important to him now. Keeping his plan secret was the main reason for him choosing the Redhorn pass. But Saruman was watching here too and sent storms to stop them The Gap of Rohan would take them far too close to Isengard, and more importantly too far south. Which was no good for the plan as they'd have to travel the whole length of the Misty Mountains up the eastern side to meet the eagles. So the Gap wasn't an option for Gandalf and the only way left was Moria. Which he didn't like at all and we see he's very reluctant. We think it's only because of the Balrog but it's also because of the risk of goblins and orcs seeing them go north on the eastern side (like the High pass) and because it was further south than he'd planned for which meant it would take longer to reach the eagles. They almost get through Moria but Gandalf ends up fighting the Balrog and falling down the chasm. When he's about to fall he realises he has to tell them the eagle plan quickly before he falls, and in a way that any nearby orcs and golbins won't understand. He says "Fly, you fools" hoping at least one of the fellowship understands what he really means... but they don't. He falls and fights the Balrog. Meanwhile the fellowship escapes Moria and carries on with the only plan they've known - get the ring to Mordor. Thanks for reading.

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Why The Fellowship Didn't Use the Eagles (1)

I think everyone knows the eagle 'plot hole in The Lord Of The Rings. Why didn't they get the eagles to fly the ring to Mount Doom? My theory is that Gandalf planned on doing exactly that r'l explain chronologically. Gandalf goes to Saruman looking for help after learning Frodo's ring is the One Ring, they need to come up with a plan for destroying it. But Saruman reveals that he's working with Sauron and imprisons Gandalf for not joining him. Gandalf needs to escape and he also now knows he has to come up with a plan for destroying the ring by himself. When he thinks to get the eagles to help him escape it sparks the ideas that he could also have them help get the ring to Mordor. After all, he's not an idiot. When he escapes on the eagle he doesn't go directly to Rivendell to meet the hobbits, he first goes to meet the eagles where the eagles live which we know from The Hobbit is in the northern parts of the Misty Mountains, on the eastern slopes. Here was fold st nhe Witch-realm he Lo ERED MITHR Gandalf and the eagles discus the plan for the eagles to take Frodo and the ring to Mordor and the eagles agree to do it. They would have the element of surprise and much greater numbers if they did end up having to fight the Nazgůl This plan is the only plan that has any reasonable chance of success. Gandalf and the eagles agree that the plan should be kept very secret. If Sauron hears about it he'll realize the one weakness in his defences and quickly try to protect himself against it, and there goes the one advantage his enemies have. Gandalf can't risk losing this advantage so he tells no one when he arrives at Rivendell. Nobody can know the plan until they reach the eagles and are flying on their way to Mordor because if they're captured they could have the plan tortured out of them in the same way Gollum had the location of the ring tortured out of him. When they leave Rivendell they're a group of nine, not a just Frodo, Sam and himself like he'd planned for. But that's fine, he thinks, there are plenty of eagles to carry them. Gandalf just has to get the fellowship to the other side of the Misty Mountains and go north to meet the eagles where they live, because meeting them anywhere else would mean a greater risk of being seen by the enemy. He can't take any chances of the his plan being discovered in any way and is being extremely careful because as far as he knows the survival of Middle Earth rests on the secrecy and success of s plan.
I think everyone knows the eagle 'plot hole in The Lord Of The Rings. Why didn't they get the eagles to fly the ring to Mount Doom? My theory is that Gandalf planned on doing exactly that r'l explain chronologically. Gandalf goes to Saruman looking for help after learning Frodo's ring is the One Ring, they need to come up with a plan for destroying it. But Saruman reveals that he's working with Sauron and imprisons Gandalf for not joining him. Gandalf needs to escape and he also now knows he has to come up with a plan for destroying the ring by himself. When he thinks to get the eagles to help him escape it sparks the ideas that he could also have them help get the ring to Mordor. After all, he's not an idiot. When he escapes on the eagle he doesn't go directly to Rivendell to meet the hobbits, he first goes to meet the eagles where the eagles live which we know from The Hobbit is in the northern parts of the Misty Mountains, on the eastern slopes. Here was fold st nhe Witch-realm he Lo ERED MITHR Gandalf and the eagles discus the plan for the eagles to take Frodo and the ring to Mordor and the eagles agree to do it. They would have the element of surprise and much greater numbers if they did end up having to fight the Nazgůl This plan is the only plan that has any reasonable chance of success. Gandalf and the eagles agree that the plan should be kept very secret. If Sauron hears about it he'll realize the one weakness in his defences and quickly try to protect himself against it, and there goes the one advantage his enemies have. Gandalf can't risk losing this advantage so he tells no one when he arrives at Rivendell. Nobody can know the plan until they reach the eagles and are flying on their way to Mordor because if they're captured they could have the plan tortured out of them in the same way Gollum had the location of the ring tortured out of him. When they leave Rivendell they're a group of nine, not a just Frodo, Sam and himself like he'd planned for. But that's fine, he thinks, there are plenty of eagles to carry them. Gandalf just has to get the fellowship to the other side of the Misty Mountains and go north to meet the eagles where they live, because meeting them anywhere else would mean a greater risk of being seen by the enemy. He can't take any chances of the his plan being discovered in any way and is being extremely careful because as far as he knows the survival of Middle Earth rests on the secrecy and success of s plan.

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SAVE MIDDLE EARTH? FIRST I MUST PUNCH BIEBER
SAVE MIDDLE EARTH? FIRST I MUST PUNCH BIEBER

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Well, youre f*cked, buddy.


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Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

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Gundalf

lauren-draws-things: skuboglesby this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalfs brother who uses a gun i'm glad ive saved this image for so long
lauren-draws-things: skuboglesby this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalfs brother who uses a gun i'm glad ive saved this image for so long

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