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PLAYER SELECT Somebody's parent, relative or teacher who somehow got stuck playing this game. Has no idea who any of the other characters is, so he picks Mario. Alternatively, the most boring m----------- at the party MARIO Hipster c--- who thinks Mario is too "mainstream," so he goes with the lesser acknowledged Luigi. MARIO LUIGI PEACH Probably doesn't realize Luigi is literally Mario with a different coat of paint, acting as a fitting metaphor for his contrarian personality. YOSHI D.K WARIO Someone's mom or sister was forced in to playing this game, and Peach is the only racer who is actually their gender. Ultra try-hard deluxe with a constant thirst for victory no matter what the cost. His life is so meticulously tended to that even a game of Mario Kart must suit his desire to always win. Probably in the same boat as a first- rate Mario picker, but with far less potential skill PEACH As a result, he's a complete p------------, at least in terms of personality. Probably the coolest guy playing right now, this player saw a big fat Jew on the roster and thought 'yes, this is what I want to represent me while I play. AD Probably a nice kid. Reasonably friendly, considerate and even a little compassionate. He's tolerable to the point of being easy to step all over. Like a Luigi picker, but actually a good person. WARIO Somebody's younger brother. Saw a 'dwagon' when choosing his racer and gravitated toward it like a fat kid toward candy. And, without fail, he's going to grow YOSHI stoner guy who's alright to be around if you can tolerate his habit. Toked up on a 24/7 basis and eats all the snacks. Not a bad person, but expect them to drive backwards the entire race because it's funny. Logically he should be too high to drive. Yet somehow, he passively does pretty well.

PLAYER SELECT Somebody's parent, relative or teacher who somehow got stuck playing this game. Has no idea who any of the other characters is, so he picks Mario. Alternatively, the most boring m----------- at the party MARIO Hipster c--- who thinks Mario is too "mainstream," so he goes with the lesser acknowledged Luigi. MARIO LUIGI PEACH Probably doesn't realize Luigi is literally Mario with a different coat of paint, acting as a fitting metaphor for his contrarian personality. YOSHI D.K WARIO Someone's mom or sister was forced in to playing this game, and Peach is the only racer who is actually their gender. Ultra try-hard deluxe with a constant thirst for victory no matter what the cost. His life is so meticulously tended to that even a game of Mario Kart must suit his desire to always win. Probably in the same boat as a first- rate Mario picker, but with far less potential skill PEACH As a result, he's a complete p------------, at least in terms of personality. Probably the coolest guy playing right now, this player saw a big fat Jew on the roster and thought 'yes, this is what I want to represent me while I play. AD Probably a nice kid. Reasonably friendly, considerate and even a little compassionate. He's tolerable to the point of being easy to step all over. Like a Luigi picker, but actually a good person. WARIO Somebody's younger brother. Saw a 'dwagon' when choosing his racer and gravitated toward it like a fat kid toward candy. And, without fail, he's going to grow YOSHI stoner guy who's alright to be around if you can tolerate his habit. Toked up on a 24/7 basis and eats all the snacks. Not a bad person, but expect them to drive backwards the entire race because it's funny. Logically he should be too high to drive. Yet somehow, he passively does pretty well.

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The Original Ad Go Kart, ATV, and Dirt Bike Repairs! Personal and Affordable Services rom Robert riding and nepairing I can aso provide parts if given sufficient time and oustom jobs. IfI can't fix Many years t I won't charge you. CallText Robert AT&T LTE 12:59 PM < Messages Go-Kart Repair Contact Hello, this a Robert? I need you to do a repair on my a Yes hi I can take a look at this afternoon if you're available. I need it a fixed as soon as a possible Ok well I can't guarantee a quick fix until I see whats wrong with it. What kind of Go Kart is it? I'm a not exactly sure. What is the problem exactly? You may need some new parts. Last a week I a ran over a banana peela. Thena yesterday my kart was a hit with a red turtle shel and sustained a serious body damage Yea Ok Mario, thanks for wasting my time Go f k around with someone who thinks your dumb games are actually funny l text him the next day from a different number This a Robert? I have go- kart that needs a repair Go-Kart need to be fixed a soon. I have a race on a Rainbow Road next a Ok a------, you think your the first person who's tried to contact me as Mario? Get some original material d--- But this is a Luigi I don't care which Mario brother you are, I'm about to call the police and get you arrested for harassment He edits his original ad... Go Kart, ATV, and Dirt Bike Repairs! Many yean Personal and Affoedable Services from Robert riding and pairing. I can ahso provide parts if given sufficient time and custom jobs If can't fi it I won't charge you NO FUNNY GAMES IDON'T HAVE TIME FOR JOKES l text him from a different number one day later hello, is this Robert, the guy who repairs Go Karts? Yes I have a friend who is in need of a few minor repairs on a beat up go kart, would you be willing to assist him? Sure, what exactly needs to be repaired? I'm not sure exactly Ok well can you tell me any information about the vehicle? Is it an issue with the engine or the body? Was it in an accident? I have no idea. He keeps trying to tell me whats wrong with it but I'm having trouble understanding him. Tell him to call me. Sometimes mechanical lingo gets confusing. Yea well, I don't think you'll be able to understand what he's talking about either Why do you think that? Because he's a dinosaur F k this bulls t I'm taking the ad down.

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