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ENDPAGE Never confuse the gator hat and croc hat. Metal Gear camouflage that didn't make the cut FLAMINGo LOOK!DISTRACTING FLAMINGO COULD THAT - callPTE VIABLE; BE AN ENEMYAFTER ALL MGS BAP CARDRARD RAKES THERE FOR FRONT-LAWN INFITRATION,TOO REJECTED Pink isn't Snake's color. He's more of a winter palette. . . MGS bad guys almost certainly illiterate. SEXY MERMAID SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS RAIDEN MECHANCAL MECHANICAL TAIL DIL SEXH MOTON? IN REJECTED REJECTED DIS No such thing as a freshwater mermaid, of course ould scare gamers into thinking they'll be stuck playing Raiden again Hl ETNAM-ERA SWIFT BOAT INOTIA AECARDBOARD NHY NOTON WATER? CARDBOARD OPTIONAL THIS 70 REJECTED uP HEINZ KERRY MUST avoid HANLE WITH CAREOverexposure of REJEGTED franchise's most eloved character! Les s politically charged alternative: the S.S Minnow from Gilligan's Island?" Same time period. Cardboard Box" C"CB" to his friends) consistently rated more than Snake him- self in focus-group tests of key gamer demographic groups NEXT ISSUE

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