Neon Genesis Evangelion - Images
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![Anonymous TT: People who have never watched or read Neon Genesis Evangelion tell us what happens in the series based off of what they learned from la 24 KB JPG s Kaworu best g? there's a lot of tang,Rei causes the tang >everybody turns into tang at the end Asuka is best girl Asuka is a bitch but best girl. That girl in red is best girl. Yes. suka best girl Anonymous 09/08/13 A pool of Tang the world turns into Tang for some reason kaworu is best girl or some s--- Shinii masturbates Stuff happens then Shinji gets congratulated here's also a floating diamond that's verybody's waifu People clap for him but it's all a dream Congratulations the crystal monster is the best waifu something happens and they turn everyone into tang he masturbates to Asuka's unconscious body ji masturbates in one episode??? nounce Asuka's name so she spends Did he just j-------? some kind of spear of longitude s--- Excellent. no one knows how to Asuka is some german w---- who Shinji whole series p----- off and yelling at jacked off on eryone OP here lance of longitude now official it all ends with everyone clapping but theyre stuck as orange juice he masturbates Something about the guy fapping Shinji masturbates to a comatose girl the it all comes tumbling down asturbates to Asuka Oh, and something about jerking off on a Shinji jacks off over her comatose girl masturbates over the tsundere, faps to a comatose girl, ecause he fapped after being seduced by he mysterious Kaworu they start clapping some guy has a really complicated wank and c--- on his hand Also Shinji gets congratulated for some reason at the end of the show MC masturbates to one girl while she sleeps he turns into a hedgehog ome really feminine looking kid a purple haired girl has gay sex with the white haired guy orn top of a grand piano. Then he accidentally blows up the guy's head and makes the world explode named Miso acts as his mom Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)03:05 No.92997406 a gay alien super space h--- Gendo has a gun that makes cars explode Kaworu is super gay and dies horribly white haired guy named](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/892/779/0bc.png)
![Anonymous TT: People who have never watched or read Neon Genesis Evangelion tell us what happens in the series based off of what they learned from la 24 KB JPG s Kaworu best g? there's a lot of tang,Rei causes the tang >everybody turns into tang at the end Asuka is best girl Asuka is a bitch but best girl. That girl in red is best girl. Yes. suka best girl Anonymous 09/08/13 A pool of Tang the world turns into Tang for some reason kaworu is best girl or some s--- Shinii masturbates Stuff happens then Shinji gets congratulated here's also a floating diamond that's verybody's waifu People clap for him but it's all a dream Congratulations the crystal monster is the best waifu something happens and they turn everyone into tang he masturbates to Asuka's unconscious body ji masturbates in one episode??? nounce Asuka's name so she spends Did he just j-------? some kind of spear of longitude s--- Excellent. no one knows how to Asuka is some german w---- who Shinji whole series p----- off and yelling at jacked off on eryone OP here lance of longitude now official it all ends with everyone clapping but theyre stuck as orange juice he masturbates Something about the guy fapping Shinji masturbates to a comatose girl the it all comes tumbling down asturbates to Asuka Oh, and something about jerking off on a Shinji jacks off over her comatose girl masturbates over the tsundere, faps to a comatose girl, ecause he fapped after being seduced by he mysterious Kaworu they start clapping some guy has a really complicated wank and c--- on his hand Also Shinji gets congratulated for some reason at the end of the show MC masturbates to one girl while she sleeps he turns into a hedgehog ome really feminine looking kid a purple haired girl has gay sex with the white haired guy orn top of a grand piano. Then he accidentally blows up the guy's head and makes the world explode named Miso acts as his mom Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)03:05 No.92997406 a gay alien super space h--- Gendo has a gun that makes cars explode Kaworu is super gay and dies horribly white haired guy named](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/892/779/0bc.png)
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nge rp
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![GET ON THE F------ HOVERBOARO, SHINJI.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/889/696/4bf.jpg)
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Is a Hedgehog
![Anonymous 12/23/14(Tue)10:48:39 No.118741350 File: smug shinjipng (63 KB, 225x225) >>11874 1408>>1 1874 1645 >>118741653 22118741108 son of a high ranking paramilitary officer, who has connections to the globalist elite, and a goddamn robot women of all ages swoon for him when a girl acts out of line, he chokes her and shames her by masturbating over her >pilots humanity's greatest weapon achieved the highest sync ratio >no one ever forces his decisions, like whether to kill another pilot, or whether to quit nerv or not ascended to godhood and made everyone on Earth achieve personal happiness >studious, skilled musician and artis an of the culinary arts >manages to be a better housewife than the three main girls combined >has a professional sense of style, while still maintaining comfort for everyday activities >seduces angels >is a hedgehog](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/889/627/580.png)
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This Year's the Year...
![Look at how original I am! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!
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AND THE FIRST MEME OF 2015 IS.....
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"Time to get in the fucking robot."
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God's craving that mineral, all's right with the world.
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Shinji's responce to his haters...
![>> □ Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:29:08 2011 No.57698846 File: 26 KB, 500x375, 1.jpg [View same] [igdb] >57697568 Okay, we need to talk. Specifically, about all that s--- you're saying. You wanna talk about me? "Ohh, Shinji is a p----. Oh, he should just ma up." Listen you mouth-breathing hypochondriac sack of turd, you wouldn't last a f------ day in my shoes. I got called from out of nowhere by my deadbeat a------ of a dad and told to pilot a highly volatile bio-machine or the world would end. No f------ warning or training. "Here Shinji, we created a physical demigod. Go and brawl against another one. You'll feel every wound as if it were inflicted on your naked flesh." Have you ever so much as tried to punch a bully, you spineless s---? My first fight was against a cosmic being bent on ending humanity. But no, I wasn't "forced" into it, it's true. I was f------ guilt tripped into it, because they paraded a half-dead chick in front of me and told me that if I didn't do it, she'd have to go. So I did. No training, no idea what I was doing. I just got in on the Deus Ex Machine that was more Deus than Machina and fought to the death. Over. And over. And I got f------ good at it. The other two pilots had been training their whole lives. I got dumped into tis s--- and succeeded. Did I mention I'm fourteen f------ years old? Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:30:42 2011 No.57698877 File: 8 KB, 271x267, 2.ipg View samel ligdbl So yes, I'm timid. You're any better? I had no parents, no guidance and, oh yeah, my world is only now recovering from f------ Armageddon. You know what perpetual summer is like in f------ Japan? Your balls literally never stop chapping. But alright, I'm not well adjusted. But I try, in a horrible environment too. Wanna know a little secret? I am literally the sanest guy in Nerv. F------ seriously. They apparently don't hire anybody here if you're not traumatized or a child-choking psychopath. Well, except for Maya and those clowns, but f---'em, they don't do s---. Their one f------ job is to keep calm while reading instruments, yet they lose their s--- more than we pilots do. "Shinji, The Eva 01 is getting r---- sideways!" Yes, Maya you carpet munching bitch, I can tell, I AM F------ OUT HERE. You have one f------ job and you can't even do it right. >> □ Anonymous Mon Nov 28 1 7:31 :09 2011 No.57698907 File: 13 KB, 250x188, 3 jpg [View same] [igdb] I fall, but I keep getting up, and in situations far worse than you could possibly imagine. The closest thing I have to companions are crazier than me and one of them eve hates me because I threaten her sense of superiority. Everyone I cared for died, left or became locked in themselves, so one guy comes up to me and actually gives me some f------ companionship for a while. I ended up having to rip his f------ head off. So sorry if I was kind of feeling that the world could go to s--- for a while afterwards And the wanking? Yeah, I was f----- up, but I had reasons to be. You? What were you doing while watching that scene? Staring at Asuka's t---? Look at me in the eye m-----------, and tell me you never jerked off to that. Yeah, that's what I thought. Next time you wanna talk about me, take a look at the mirror. When was the last time you actively tried to improve yourself? When was the last time life kicked you in the balls that hard and you still got up? I am not even a mirror that reflects your faults. I am, pathetic as I am, sill demonstrably a better person than you. So come lick my perpetual-summer sweaty balls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/887/623/3f0.jpg)
![>> □ Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:29:08 2011 No.57698846 File: 26 KB, 500x375, 1.jpg [View same] [igdb] >57697568 Okay, we need to talk. Specifically, about all that s--- you're saying. You wanna talk about me? "Ohh, Shinji is a p----. Oh, he should just ma up." Listen you mouth-breathing hypochondriac sack of turd, you wouldn't last a f------ day in my shoes. I got called from out of nowhere by my deadbeat a------ of a dad and told to pilot a highly volatile bio-machine or the world would end. No f------ warning or training. "Here Shinji, we created a physical demigod. Go and brawl against another one. You'll feel every wound as if it were inflicted on your naked flesh." Have you ever so much as tried to punch a bully, you spineless s---? My first fight was against a cosmic being bent on ending humanity. But no, I wasn't "forced" into it, it's true. I was f------ guilt tripped into it, because they paraded a half-dead chick in front of me and told me that if I didn't do it, she'd have to go. So I did. No training, no idea what I was doing. I just got in on the Deus Ex Machine that was more Deus than Machina and fought to the death. Over. And over. And I got f------ good at it. The other two pilots had been training their whole lives. I got dumped into tis s--- and succeeded. Did I mention I'm fourteen f------ years old? Anonymous Mon Nov 28 17:30:42 2011 No.57698877 File: 8 KB, 271x267, 2.ipg View samel ligdbl So yes, I'm timid. You're any better? I had no parents, no guidance and, oh yeah, my world is only now recovering from f------ Armageddon. You know what perpetual summer is like in f------ Japan? Your balls literally never stop chapping. But alright, I'm not well adjusted. But I try, in a horrible environment too. Wanna know a little secret? I am literally the sanest guy in Nerv. F------ seriously. They apparently don't hire anybody here if you're not traumatized or a child-choking psychopath. Well, except for Maya and those clowns, but f---'em, they don't do s---. Their one f------ job is to keep calm while reading instruments, yet they lose their s--- more than we pilots do. "Shinji, The Eva 01 is getting r---- sideways!" Yes, Maya you carpet munching bitch, I can tell, I AM F------ OUT HERE. You have one f------ job and you can't even do it right. >> □ Anonymous Mon Nov 28 1 7:31 :09 2011 No.57698907 File: 13 KB, 250x188, 3 jpg [View same] [igdb] I fall, but I keep getting up, and in situations far worse than you could possibly imagine. The closest thing I have to companions are crazier than me and one of them eve hates me because I threaten her sense of superiority. Everyone I cared for died, left or became locked in themselves, so one guy comes up to me and actually gives me some f------ companionship for a while. I ended up having to rip his f------ head off. So sorry if I was kind of feeling that the world could go to s--- for a while afterwards And the wanking? Yeah, I was f----- up, but I had reasons to be. You? What were you doing while watching that scene? Staring at Asuka's t---? Look at me in the eye m-----------, and tell me you never jerked off to that. Yeah, that's what I thought. Next time you wanna talk about me, take a look at the mirror. When was the last time you actively tried to improve yourself? When was the last time life kicked you in the balls that hard and you still got up? I am not even a mirror that reflects your faults. I am, pathetic as I am, sill demonstrably a better person than you. So come lick my perpetual-summer sweaty balls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/887/623/3f0.jpg)
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アスカセーター祭
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