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Reply back* Sitting in my dorm room at college. Get a text from sister who goes to same college. "Hey Derp. Carn you do me a favor?" "Yeah sure thing. What?" Reply back* "Go to Publix and buy me Tampons "Yeah sure I have to go to Publix and buy my sister tampons! I'm a guy, I don't do this. Man up chief. They're for your sister. You can do this. *Arrive at Publix* 06 To the Tmo aisle! Uh-oh. Girls are coming down the tampon aisle. Oh em gee. I know! They're so cute. BLAH BLAH BLAH They didn't see anything Just head for the check out Ugh! No! All the lines are filled. I can't stand awkwardly in line with just tampons! Self checkout 0 Wait! Could it be? Prayers have been answered! Thanks so much Here sis. Derp! You're a life saver! I don't want to do that ever again...

Reply back* Sitting in my dorm room at college. Get a text from sister who goes to same college. "Hey Derp. Carn you do me a favor?" "Yeah sure thing. What?" Reply back* "Go to Publix and buy me Tampons "Yeah sure I have to go to Publix and buy my sister tampons! I'm a guy, I don't do this. Man up chief. They're for your sister. You can do this. *Arrive at Publix* 06 To the Tmo aisle! Uh-oh. Girls are coming down the tampon aisle. Oh em gee. I know! They're so cute. BLAH BLAH BLAH They didn't see anything Just head for the check out Ugh! No! All the lines are filled. I can't stand awkwardly in line with just tampons! Self checkout 0 Wait! Could it be? Prayers have been answered! Thanks so much Here sis. Derp! You're a life saver! I don't want to do that ever again...

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Trix! What you eating son *5 years old* Can you hand me some? Silly dad, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS! Hand me the f------ cereal

Trix! What you eating son *5 years old* Can you hand me some? Silly dad, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS! Hand me the f------ cereal

If I stay in the shower for any longer I'll be late for school chilling in the shower for like 30 minutes irn the morning Quickly get dressed and have breakfast Walking to school like a bas everyone is staring at me Wait a minute, why do I have all Sudden sensation of stepping on a of this attention? piece of lego, it isarock I 'M NOT WEARING ANY SHOES RAGE BUILDER.COM

If I stay in the shower for any longer I'll be late for school chilling in the shower for like 30 minutes irn the morning Quickly get dressed and have breakfast Walking to school like a bas everyone is staring at me Wait a minute, why do I have all Sudden sensation of stepping on a of this attention? piece of lego, it isarock I 'M NOT WEARING ANY SHOES RAGE BUILDER.COM

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Spanish class, talking about Spain Spain again? etarded girl n my right Me Retarded girl on my left "No, silly Canada is in the "I think it' in South America.. nited States. It can't be anywhere Yeah, makes sense That's where ar Mexico Mexico is in some Colombus landed, don uth by Mexic and Canada." ther country." OMG (yes, she said oh-em-gee) DUH I FORGOT. I'm 3tupid! I was thinking of that other country. What is it again? Down underneath Mexico?" "Oh, you mean Nevada. Yeah, I get Nevada and Canada mixed up all the time. You know, they both have an A in them and they look alike They're like exactly the same size and shape! It's so confusing!" "I know, right I hate it too I dunno, I think Good thing we got that figuredIshe o" w confused him out ! ILYBBZ ! " by talking about that smart geometry (not geography) stuff "Yeah let's change the subject OMG DID YOU SEE GLEE THIS WEEK?" Poor guy, maybe we should stop talking about all this smart geometry." "Why must you be so f------ stupid? PLEASE, NEVER EVER EVER BREED YOU ARE THE PIAGUE ON MY GENERATION SHUT. THE. F---. UP! POKER FACE POKER FC "...What's a 'Plague'?" RAGE BUILDER.COM

Spanish class, talking about Spain Spain again? etarded girl n my right Me Retarded girl on my left "No, silly Canada is in the "I think it' in South America.. nited States. It can't be anywhere Yeah, makes sense That's where ar Mexico Mexico is in some Colombus landed, don uth by Mexic and Canada." ther country." OMG (yes, she said oh-em-gee) DUH I FORGOT. I'm 3tupid! I was thinking of that other country. What is it again? Down underneath Mexico?" "Oh, you mean Nevada. Yeah, I get Nevada and Canada mixed up all the time. You know, they both have an A in them and they look alike They're like exactly the same size and shape! It's so confusing!" "I know, right I hate it too I dunno, I think Good thing we got that figuredIshe o" w confused him out ! ILYBBZ ! " by talking about that smart geometry (not geography) stuff "Yeah let's change the subject OMG DID YOU SEE GLEE THIS WEEK?" Poor guy, maybe we should stop talking about all this smart geometry." "Why must you be so f------ stupid? PLEASE, NEVER EVER EVER BREED YOU ARE THE PIAGUE ON MY GENERATION SHUT. THE. F---. UP! POKER FACE POKER FC "...What's a 'Plague'?" RAGE BUILDER.COM

old s----- cell phone Hey buddy, can I borrow your phone? thrown on the ground Sure, catch. fell out of pocket while on motorcycle washed wesome newphone Still works fine le drop Thank goodness the floor is carpeted. uuuU

old s----- cell phone Hey buddy, can I borrow your phone? thrown on the ground Sure, catch. fell out of pocket while on motorcycle washed wesome newphone Still works fine le drop Thank goodness the floor is carpeted. uuuU

*my dad shows up to give blood when he was younger* okay. just a little prick. okay all ready! Let me know if you need anything. Groovy! Take a seat here and I'11 get you started *Nice nurse leaves the room while another stays, dealing with other volunteers* *other end of tube is not connected to anything, and blood is spilling out onto the floor* Um excuse me nurse?! One moment, I'1l be with you shortly. Um I think you should see this! But, but there's- You are n〇t the only one here sir, I'11 be there in a minute. okay LOOK AT THIS MESS YOU'VE MADE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!!?? Now what seems to be the prob-

*my dad shows up to give blood when he was younger* okay. just a little prick. okay all ready! Let me know if you need anything. Groovy! Take a seat here and I'11 get you started *Nice nurse leaves the room while another stays, dealing with other volunteers* *other end of tube is not connected to anything, and blood is spilling out onto the floor* Um excuse me nurse?! One moment, I'1l be with you shortly. Um I think you should see this! But, but there's- You are n〇t the only one here sir, I'11 be there in a minute. okay LOOK AT THIS MESS YOU'VE MADE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!!?? Now what seems to be the prob-

1990 s. . . "Wait a minute.." broken broken 39 "Why?!" le blow Now. . . "Wait a minute...'" broken broken "Why?!" *le blow DISK ERROR

1990 s. . . "Wait a minute.." broken broken 39 "Why?!" le blow Now. . . "Wait a minute...'" broken broken "Why?!" *le blow DISK ERROR

*Me wandering around in the mall when a lost, upset little girl appears and no security guards are nearby to help.* Are you lost little girl? I can't find my mommy! *About 30 seconds later, her mother finds us. Well let's go to the security station over there so they can help DERPINA! Okay! YOU SICK F------ PERVERT WHAT WERE Y DAUGHTER ARRESTE PEDOPH:I ASS TO DAUGHTER DON 'T WANT OF THE STORY BLAH BLAH BLAH NG WITH MY Oh, good timing maam. I was bringing her to the secur TO HAVE YOU CKING G YOUR RING MY HERE AND YOUR SIDE YOU CREEP! What I thought: What I said: You're welcome you f------ bitch Maam, I was Let's go Derpina! only- After being humiliated in ront of hundreds of people, one thing made it all better BLAHBLAHBLAH Thank you for helping me ister. Bye-bye! In the end, I didn't give a s--- because I might have saved that girl from someone who actually is a p--------. HATERS GONNA HATE

*Me wandering around in the mall when a lost, upset little girl appears and no security guards are nearby to help.* Are you lost little girl? I can't find my mommy! *About 30 seconds later, her mother finds us. Well let's go to the security station over there so they can help DERPINA! Okay! YOU SICK F------ PERVERT WHAT WERE Y DAUGHTER ARRESTE PEDOPH:I ASS TO DAUGHTER DON 'T WANT OF THE STORY BLAH BLAH BLAH NG WITH MY Oh, good timing maam. I was bringing her to the secur TO HAVE YOU CKING G YOUR RING MY HERE AND YOUR SIDE YOU CREEP! What I thought: What I said: You're welcome you f------ bitch Maam, I was Let's go Derpina! only- After being humiliated in ront of hundreds of people, one thing made it all better BLAHBLAHBLAH Thank you for helping me ister. Bye-bye! In the end, I didn't give a s--- because I might have saved that girl from someone who actually is a p--------. HATERS GONNA HATE

Get ready, we're going to Costco in a few minutes Hey son! "sudden realization GET TRACK SHOES GET MONEY GET DEODORANT GET 5 HOUR ENERGY Fully prepared in 6.5 seconds.. NOT BAD WE'RE HERE! 20 minutes later UCKING LONG ASS AISLES PERFECT FOR CHAIR TING EPIC MONTAGE TIME F------ HOTDOG, CHURRO, AND SMOOTHIE BINGE GODDAMN SAMPLES EVERYWHERE TV'S ALL OVER THE F------ PLACE EVERYTHING IN LARGE ASS SIZES SHOPPING CART SPEED RACER UP IN THIS OVER BUYING LIKE BOSS BITCH THIS CEIS MENT PARK「

Get ready, we're going to Costco in a few minutes Hey son! "sudden realization GET TRACK SHOES GET MONEY GET DEODORANT GET 5 HOUR ENERGY Fully prepared in 6.5 seconds.. NOT BAD WE'RE HERE! 20 minutes later UCKING LONG ASS AISLES PERFECT FOR CHAIR TING EPIC MONTAGE TIME F------ HOTDOG, CHURRO, AND SMOOTHIE BINGE GODDAMN SAMPLES EVERYWHERE TV'S ALL OVER THE F------ PLACE EVERYTHING IN LARGE ASS SIZES SHOPPING CART SPEED RACER UP IN THIS OVER BUYING LIKE BOSS BITCH THIS CEIS MENT PARK「

*While driving i see my ex- girlfriend running, so i pull up beside her.. Hey need a ride?!? I should be nice and help her out. . *car I 'm f------ jogging *pant* you moron!! *pant Now I look like a fool! Yeah well. .that's not what you said when you were SUCKING MY D---!! *Speed off R. . .Red light?!?. .

*While driving i see my ex- girlfriend running, so i pull up beside her.. Hey need a ride?!? I should be nice and help her out. . *car I 'm f------ jogging *pant* you moron!! *pant Now I look like a fool! Yeah well. .that's not what you said when you were SUCKING MY D---!! *Speed off R. . .Red light?!?. .

9 years old I have a beard 30 years later I have hair

9 years old I have a beard 30 years later I have hair

* le random disconnect * Me on the bus listening to music from my phone through bluetooth headphones.. . BLUETOOTH DISCONNECTED Connection Problem? phone OH SWEET MOTHER OF Rerouting music to LOUD SPEAKER JESUS. . Vo I'LL TELL You WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT! CSO TELL ME WHAT YoU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT! I WANNA HERP I WANNA DERP I WANNA HERP WANNA DERB I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA HERPADERPDURRRRRRRR!

* le random disconnect * Me on the bus listening to music from my phone through bluetooth headphones.. . BLUETOOTH DISCONNECTED Connection Problem? phone OH SWEET MOTHER OF Rerouting music to LOUD SPEAKER JESUS. . Vo I'LL TELL You WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT! CSO TELL ME WHAT YoU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT! I WANNA HERP I WANNA DERP I WANNA HERP WANNA DERB I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA HERPADERPDURRRRRRRR!

Hey, could you upload my project to this flash drive for me? just finished adding Brazilian p---- to my fap drive little sister Sure. Here you go! DING tak click tak My parents are at work and my sister is at school.I thinkI might check out that Brazilian p--- I Tommorrow Hello, I am Derpina, and this my project on South American cultural At my sister's class click oh YEAH yes.. .yes..YES uh uh uh EIY PAP DERPINA, YOUR PROJECT DERPINA! IN THE HALLWAY, NAOW! The best in the class! No other student was as brave and as bold as you. No other student even dared to look into the true source of South American wealth! Derpina, you get an A! ITS. ITS..T'S Brother I'm home.. 2 hours later I got an At How did your project go? mental high-flive Never speak of this again? AND THATS HOW ME AND MY SISTER BONDE

Hey, could you upload my project to this flash drive for me? just finished adding Brazilian p---- to my fap drive little sister Sure. Here you go! DING tak click tak My parents are at work and my sister is at school.I thinkI might check out that Brazilian p--- I Tommorrow Hello, I am Derpina, and this my project on South American cultural At my sister's class click oh YEAH yes.. .yes..YES uh uh uh EIY PAP DERPINA, YOUR PROJECT DERPINA! IN THE HALLWAY, NAOW! The best in the class! No other student was as brave and as bold as you. No other student even dared to look into the true source of South American wealth! Derpina, you get an A! ITS. ITS..T'S Brother I'm home.. 2 hours later I got an At How did your project go? mental high-flive Never speak of this again? AND THATS HOW ME AND MY SISTER BONDE

*watching MTV *a wild commercials comes on f--- yeah that song rocks ORDIE SHORE STARTS TUESDAY 24 MAT, Well, that one seems non-f----- well you could say she is kind of cute huge t---, y' know I 'm not aying she ot but def HOLLY bit se- レ W-- is this s---? Seriously? He's f------ gay and- Makes me wanna rip his face off!!! DON'T WANT TO LIVEON THIS PLANETANYMORE

*watching MTV *a wild commercials comes on f--- yeah that song rocks ORDIE SHORE STARTS TUESDAY 24 MAT, Well, that one seems non-f----- well you could say she is kind of cute huge t---, y' know I 'm not aying she ot but def HOLLY bit se- レ W-- is this s---? Seriously? He's f------ gay and- Makes me wanna rip his face off!!! DON'T WANT TO LIVEON THIS PLANETANYMORE

Me: Age 1 LOL at funny faces Me: Age 20 LOL at funny faces I HAVEN'T GROWN UP IN THE SLIGHTEST RAGE BUILDER.COM

Me: Age 1 LOL at funny faces Me: Age 20 LOL at funny faces I HAVEN'T GROWN UP IN THE SLIGHTEST RAGE BUILDER.COM

we need to make cartoon, looking at cartoon p---* bot which people can't e too much p---! さーNO ME GUSTA CHALLENGE My little pony! MAN MONTHS LATER ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Bitards Reaction 13 Okay Childrens ROK FACE COHS, Good people, perents and Bitards VERYTHING BETTER XPECT 卜 Hasbro what have i doooooone I hate my job

we need to make cartoon, looking at cartoon p---* bot which people can't e too much p---! さーNO ME GUSTA CHALLENGE My little pony! MAN MONTHS LATER ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Bitards Reaction 13 Okay Childrens ROK FACE COHS, Good people, perents and Bitards VERYTHING BETTER XPECT 卜 Hasbro what have i doooooone I hate my job