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You're just not how you used to be, I can't be with you anymore! Fine! Just leave then! I don't need you anyway! IAM THE DRAC ONBORN WHAT WAS THAT ARGUMENT ABOUT TE SU That'a IMI EDIATELY REQ really YOU ITH AN your- WILL DO IT NO QUE KED

You're just not how you used to be, I can't be with you anymore! Fine! Just leave then! I don't need you anyway! IAM THE DRAC ONBORN WHAT WAS THAT ARGUMENT ABOUT TE SU That'a IMI EDIATELY REQ really YOU ITH AN your- WILL DO IT NO QUE KED

WHO WOULD VOTE FORMITT ROMNEY? SURELY AMERICANS WOULDNTCHOOSE THE LESSER OFTWO OPTIONS UH-O CLEARLY, THERE ARE MORE TALENTED ALTERNATIVES CRAP WHYWOULD ANYONE MAKESUCHA POOR CHOICE NICKELBACK GOTTA BE SOMEBODY OH,S--- NO, REALLYARENT AMERICANS SMARTER THAN Fun. Sexy. NGUPWITH THE Ca WE'RE F-----

WHO WOULD VOTE FORMITT ROMNEY? SURELY AMERICANS WOULDNTCHOOSE THE LESSER OFTWO OPTIONS UH-O CLEARLY, THERE ARE MORE TALENTED ALTERNATIVES CRAP WHYWOULD ANYONE MAKESUCHA POOR CHOICE NICKELBACK GOTTA BE SOMEBODY OH,S--- NO, REALLYARENT AMERICANS SMARTER THAN Fun. Sexy. NGUPWITH THE Ca WE'RE F-----

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le american me, reading about pizza being a vegetable now tomatoes = fruit ! americans = stupid! etc etc etc...! yeah... that is ) pretty stupid in world news. . . the EU has declared that water does not prevent dehydration THE NEXT DAY just as stupid as the rest of the world!

le american me, reading about pizza being a vegetable now tomatoes = fruit ! americans = stupid! etc etc etc...! yeah... that is ) pretty stupid in world news. . . the EU has declared that water does not prevent dehydration THE NEXT DAY just as stupid as the rest of the world!

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Gentlemen, it's been an honor Tumbling with you.

Gentlemen, it's been an honor Tumbling with you.

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aitting in car, listening to radio* Hello? ...and we are still taking Hello young miss, you're on Herp Radio. "Name It Win It" Contest, and it looks like there' s one right now! OMG I ACTUALLY GOT ON Wonderful, now are you ready to answer this next question for 100$? Uh, sure? And Usher is correct! Congratulations, you've won 100ş! OMG OMG OMG I WON OMG DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

aitting in car, listening to radio* Hello? ...and we are still taking Hello young miss, you're on Herp Radio. "Name It Win It" Contest, and it looks like there' s one right now! OMG I ACTUALLY GOT ON Wonderful, now are you ready to answer this next question for 100$? Uh, sure? And Usher is correct! Congratulations, you've won 100ş! OMG OMG OMG I WON OMG DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

le me with VERY poor eyesight. I'm used to taking showers with my contacts in, so it's weird showering practically blind Recently I ran out of contact lenses, so I've been wearing my glasses. "There's a fuzzy in the tub! How silly." What I see as I'm showering After le shower: "I should find out what that fuzzy thing was now that I can see!"

le me with VERY poor eyesight. I'm used to taking showers with my contacts in, so it's weird showering practically blind Recently I ran out of contact lenses, so I've been wearing my glasses. "There's a fuzzy in the tub! How silly." What I see as I'm showering After le shower: "I should find out what that fuzzy thing was now that I can see!"

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When I woke up on en I woke up on November 16th November 18th ポ 3H午

When I woke up on en I woke up on November 16th November 18th ポ 3H午

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Strength Training

At thee beginning of the S I went on a diet and started working out regularly year, I made a New Year' s resolution to lose weight. le awesome treadmill But after a few weeks, I noticed I hadn't lost any weight So I started a regular strength training routine. So I got some advise.. . "Well, you didn't gain the weight Dr. Derp overnight, how do you expect to lose it overnight?" "You should do le awesome stance training to reaistance banda build lean muscle." +1e awesome s ale After eating chicken and low- fat cheese every 2 hrs, still nothing. . And yet, still no weight loss... "Well, you didn't gain the weight overnight, how do you expect to lose it overnight?" "You are carb- sensitive. Follow my plan to help boost vour metabolism and burn fat." * Jillderpian Nichaels "Your body might be in starvation mode You should eat lean protein at regular intervals to boost your metabolism." Dr. Derp and the Derp-Day Diet And it actually worked! And then I went on vacation and this happened.. . NOT BAD I felt pretty good! Eat ALL the things! PFFFFP u h I got back a wk later, I had gained all my weight back Sweet Jesus, that's good! Square-F-----'-One! ould REALLY gofor some eesecake F--- you, Metabolism! right now Seory

At thee beginning of the S I went on a diet and started working out regularly year, I made a New Year' s resolution to lose weight. le awesome treadmill But after a few weeks, I noticed I hadn't lost any weight So I started a regular strength training routine. So I got some advise.. . "Well, you didn't gain the weight Dr. Derp overnight, how do you expect to lose it overnight?" "You should do le awesome stance training to reaistance banda build lean muscle." +1e awesome s ale After eating chicken and low- fat cheese every 2 hrs, still nothing. . And yet, still no weight loss... "Well, you didn't gain the weight overnight, how do you expect to lose it overnight?" "You are carb- sensitive. Follow my plan to help boost vour metabolism and burn fat." * Jillderpian Nichaels "Your body might be in starvation mode You should eat lean protein at regular intervals to boost your metabolism." Dr. Derp and the Derp-Day Diet And it actually worked! And then I went on vacation and this happened.. . NOT BAD I felt pretty good! Eat ALL the things! PFFFFP u h I got back a wk later, I had gained all my weight back Sweet Jesus, that's good! Square-F-----'-One! ould REALLY gofor some eesecake F--- you, Metabolism! right now Seory

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*le me* *le gf* holding hands How I Look How I Feel ^ am a MAN!!! The manliest of men! No one carn challenge my manhood. Your hand is so soft and warm. I'm so happy I LOVE

*le me* *le gf* holding hands How I Look How I Feel ^ am a MAN!!! The manliest of men! No one carn challenge my manhood. Your hand is so soft and warm. I'm so happy I LOVE

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Hey honey, wanna W--? No! Nplayrape? Totally worth it That's the Spirit (+) /irue Story

Hey honey, wanna W--? No! Nplayrape? Totally worth it That's the Spirit (+) /irue Story

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Suddenly, a wild customer appears! *Le me, workin at Derp Mart, ringin up customers like a boss* poorly drawn register belt I ring up his stuff throws $20 bill ont moving belt instead of That 'll be $16.48 sir. handing it to me Yeah, yeah... just a sec. bill gets pulled underneath before i can grab it. Sir, why didn't you just hand me the bill? I'm right here. 0 I wanted to see if the belt would stop if I put the money on it. Guess not. So... you're gonna give me another $20 right?

Suddenly, a wild customer appears! *Le me, workin at Derp Mart, ringin up customers like a boss* poorly drawn register belt I ring up his stuff throws $20 bill ont moving belt instead of That 'll be $16.48 sir. handing it to me Yeah, yeah... just a sec. bill gets pulled underneath before i can grab it. Sir, why didn't you just hand me the bill? I'm right here. 0 I wanted to see if the belt would stop if I put the money on it. Guess not. So... you're gonna give me another $20 right?

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one a ways complains when people discover what she has known for a seemingy long time Ok, so I have severa hipster friends ve If everyone is red thathipster now, that discovered more and more people are "hipster" nowadays, and then I thought. .. means they re no hipster at al1. They are all mainstream for being said "hipster." D。es that mean that being normal is now no longer mainstream? The normal people are now the hipsters? The tables have turned

one a ways complains when people discover what she has known for a seemingy long time Ok, so I have severa hipster friends ve If everyone is red thathipster now, that discovered more and more people are "hipster" nowadays, and then I thought. .. means they re no hipster at al1. They are all mainstream for being said "hipster." D。es that mean that being normal is now no longer mainstream? The normal people are now the hipsters? The tables have turned

I have never been taken care of this poorly before. I'm getting worse because it's not 62 degrees! oWhy isn't the hospital set O O at 62 degrees? It's proven that bacteria and germs can't grow or thrive at 62 degrees. RN well...we can't give you any oxycontin at the moment because that's what you overdosed on You were almost intubated, and we want to get you getter. More would be dangerous (Half Hour Later. .) What happened?! OMG, this is the worst care I have ever recieved!! I'm in serious pain, and me like an addict! We re gonna talk to our lawyer and sue, RN I dun' even care! He gave me mah you're treating oxycontin from home! I took it, I'm not hidin nothin! our bro oxycontin? How'd she get oxycontin? who'a giving her oxycontin while she's in the hospital? where did it come from? What's the point of nurses? They' re just glorified butt wipers! patient's daughter Oka (Performing half hour of CPR like a boss eventually saving the patient.) RN (Afterward.. .) Good news! You' re ready to go And she didn't! A week later, I got a thank you card and a cake! Thank you for everything young man! Il never forget it! My job has taught me there sure are a lot of deadbeats, jerks, and crazies out there who expect things to be handed to them. It can be frustrating, but at least there are, among other great patients, awesome little old ladies with the best cakes in the world to remind me why I got into this career. Is this job rewarding? Not always, no. But, when it is, it really is. RN

I have never been taken care of this poorly before. I'm getting worse because it's not 62 degrees! oWhy isn't the hospital set O O at 62 degrees? It's proven that bacteria and germs can't grow or thrive at 62 degrees. RN well...we can't give you any oxycontin at the moment because that's what you overdosed on You were almost intubated, and we want to get you getter. More would be dangerous (Half Hour Later. .) What happened?! OMG, this is the worst care I have ever recieved!! I'm in serious pain, and me like an addict! We re gonna talk to our lawyer and sue, RN I dun' even care! He gave me mah you're treating oxycontin from home! I took it, I'm not hidin nothin! our bro oxycontin? How'd she get oxycontin? who'a giving her oxycontin while she's in the hospital? where did it come from? What's the point of nurses? They' re just glorified butt wipers! patient's daughter Oka (Performing half hour of CPR like a boss eventually saving the patient.) RN (Afterward.. .) Good news! You' re ready to go And she didn't! A week later, I got a thank you card and a cake! Thank you for everything young man! Il never forget it! My job has taught me there sure are a lot of deadbeats, jerks, and crazies out there who expect things to be handed to them. It can be frustrating, but at least there are, among other great patients, awesome little old ladies with the best cakes in the world to remind me why I got into this career. Is this job rewarding? Not always, no. But, when it is, it really is. RN

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This is an awesome first job, I get to work with cute li1 grandmas and grandpas derp derp excite derp Me when I started working in an assisted living facility: Me after workingI f------ hate old people. a year in a assisted living facility:

This is an awesome first job, I get to work with cute li1 grandmas and grandpas derp derp excite derp Me when I started working in an assisted living facility: Me after workingI f------ hate old people. a year in a assisted living facility:

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*Le me, calling some close friends to tell them i was hit by a car yesterday Ring Ring. . . So, don't freak out okay, Something happened yesterday Are you pregnant? IS JIM CHEATING ON ME?! DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM??? Whát? No!! I just. . If its about your STD I already know I dont have an STD. . . JUST LISTEN! I was hit by a car yesterday. Oh All my friends are assholes

*Le me, calling some close friends to tell them i was hit by a car yesterday Ring Ring. . . So, don't freak out okay, Something happened yesterday Are you pregnant? IS JIM CHEATING ON ME?! DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM??? Whát? No!! I just. . If its about your STD I already know I dont have an STD. . . JUST LISTEN! I was hit by a car yesterday. Oh All my friends are assholes

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le me arguing with gf. . YOU ARE ALWAYS PLAYING AT THAT GAME !! YOU HAVE NO MORE TIME FOR ME!! SKYRIM, SKYRIM, SKYRIM, ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT IT!! She runs in my pc room. . . BUT NOW IT'S OVER!! I'LL UNINSTALL IT FROM YOUR PC!!! Elimina Spostare il collegamento nel Cestino? im Pertorso: TESV (C:AProgrammi 686)1The Elder Scrolls Si No Done!! Now you will re time I DoN'T for me!!! REALLY THINK SO, BITCH!

le me arguing with gf. . YOU ARE ALWAYS PLAYING AT THAT GAME !! YOU HAVE NO MORE TIME FOR ME!! SKYRIM, SKYRIM, SKYRIM, ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT IT!! She runs in my pc room. . . BUT NOW IT'S OVER!! I'LL UNINSTALL IT FROM YOUR PC!!! Elimina Spostare il collegamento nel Cestino? im Pertorso: TESV (C:AProgrammi 686)1The Elder Scrolls Si No Done!! Now you will re time I DoN'T for me!!! REALLY THINK SO, BITCH!

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How I feel when I cook while sober AM A MASTER How I feel when I cook while drunk

How I feel when I cook while sober AM A MASTER How I feel when I cook while drunk

Well that's not pink at LOVE PINK That does say pink right? Am I missing something? THAT'S NOT F------ PINK! PINK EAM PIN LIKE PINK

Well that's not pink at LOVE PINK That does say pink right? Am I missing something? THAT'S NOT F------ PINK! PINK EAM PIN LIKE PINK

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Yay friction!

Laying under cold covers Wonder if there's a quick way to heat things up X Ray vision yo* Run like hell in place "Sweet baby Jesus it's so warm"

Laying under cold covers Wonder if there's a quick way to heat things up X Ray vision yo* Run like hell in place "Sweet baby Jesus it's so warm"

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