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Hey, do you know where Derp is? I need to ask him something Then it looks Today, we'll be tracking the elusive like the hunt Skyrim Addict of the genus Gamer. s on eeHe's probably off playing Skyrim somwhere. A trail of empty soda cans. And judging by the consistency of the soda, these have been here for a little over two weeks. We're on the right track We're close to his lair. l can smell it. The scent of pizza, body odor, and hot computer fills the air. NOOBS!! NOOBS!!! To demonstrate how close we really are, I'I let out a Gamer call. We've found it! Look at him in his natural habitat. Simply beautiful These creatures will often enter a hibernative-like state, where mental processes are limited to the bare minimum And even though he's oblivious to his surroundings, we're going to use a mild sedative and put the little guy out anyway LATER Ugh. What the hell happened? What's on my ear and where'c this notee come from? Camera? What camera? Dear Derp, Ah. THOSE cameras Is the Computer Science homework due Friday? To respond, look into the camera and nod once for "yes" and twice for "no." # 1 # 1 Thanks!

Hey, do you know where Derp is? I need to ask him something Then it looks Today, we'll be tracking the elusive like the hunt Skyrim Addict of the genus Gamer. s on eeHe's probably off playing Skyrim somwhere. A trail of empty soda cans. And judging by the consistency of the soda, these have been here for a little over two weeks. We're on the right track We're close to his lair. l can smell it. The scent of pizza, body odor, and hot computer fills the air. NOOBS!! NOOBS!!! To demonstrate how close we really are, I'I let out a Gamer call. We've found it! Look at him in his natural habitat. Simply beautiful These creatures will often enter a hibernative-like state, where mental processes are limited to the bare minimum And even though he's oblivious to his surroundings, we're going to use a mild sedative and put the little guy out anyway LATER Ugh. What the hell happened? What's on my ear and where'c this notee come from? Camera? What camera? Dear Derp, Ah. THOSE cameras Is the Computer Science homework due Friday? To respond, look into the camera and nod once for "yes" and twice for "no." # 1 # 1 Thanks!

so, what do you do for living? My friend visiting from Boston gettinga haircut frorm 卜 girl we went to hig school with Well, I bu and sell hard drives for a major group in Bostor uh, yea. Most WHAT? THAT We have a couple suppliers, mostly in Asia and South America. They make them cheap there No way! Have you ever used them eople have CRAZY! OMG! used our Where do you get them? roducts, ether they know it or not. Even the Us govt buys from us. You probably ave t Wow, this is nuts! Have you ever been arrested or to jail? You buy and sell ん、 Oh, I didnt think you Jai1? drugs. .. eard me Wait, what did you think I said my job is? ight. I've never been to jail because i'm good at my Aren't you scared o How long have you been doing getting For about 3 arrested? years. We do illions in sales ever year. Huge purchase orders. Its a fun' job No, not really, because. .. Me gangsta.

so, what do you do for living? My friend visiting from Boston gettinga haircut frorm 卜 girl we went to hig school with Well, I bu and sell hard drives for a major group in Bostor uh, yea. Most WHAT? THAT We have a couple suppliers, mostly in Asia and South America. They make them cheap there No way! Have you ever used them eople have CRAZY! OMG! used our Where do you get them? roducts, ether they know it or not. Even the Us govt buys from us. You probably ave t Wow, this is nuts! Have you ever been arrested or to jail? You buy and sell ん、 Oh, I didnt think you Jai1? drugs. .. eard me Wait, what did you think I said my job is? ight. I've never been to jail because i'm good at my Aren't you scared o How long have you been doing getting For about 3 arrested? years. We do illions in sales ever year. Huge purchase orders. Its a fun' job No, not really, because. .. Me gangsta.

BUY A SHIP NAME IT 'RELATION'/ relation Now vou have a relationship. F--- YEA

BUY A SHIP NAME IT 'RELATION'/ relation Now vou have a relationship. F--- YEA

*Me looking at W-- I see a lot of NSFW .. Wh-what is that?! Oh sweet jesus! But how? WHY?! *Click! *My reaction after a few links I. .I like. Looking at these! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click!

*Me looking at W-- I see a lot of NSFW .. Wh-what is that?! Oh sweet jesus! But how? WHY?! *Click! *My reaction after a few links I. .I like. Looking at these! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click!

Me walking Friction goes on f------ holiday. palong on " SOCKS" You mad, , broseph? hardwood floor floor in super comfy dress socks 1ike a fancy bastard, when suddenly. . . "FLOOR" JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL! UH, JESUS...? Uh... Maybe the basement door will_ ENTER S----HAS HIT-THE- FAN-BULLET- TIME-MODE AT END OF HALL: Dear DVash, Let me get that door tor ya, brah. Love, The Universe SEE YOU AND YOUR SOCKS SOON -Jesus? BITCH

Me walking Friction goes on f------ holiday. palong on " SOCKS" You mad, , broseph? hardwood floor floor in super comfy dress socks 1ike a fancy bastard, when suddenly. . . "FLOOR" JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL! UH, JESUS...? Uh... Maybe the basement door will_ ENTER S----HAS HIT-THE- FAN-BULLET- TIME-MODE AT END OF HALL: Dear DVash, Let me get that door tor ya, brah. Love, The Universe SEE YOU AND YOUR SOCKS SOON -Jesus? BITCH

*Le little kid appears Playing on my handheld at a boring party. DS ADS WHAT ARE YOU PLAY 'N!!! G 回 3 DS DS PUREnTACE

*Le little kid appears Playing on my handheld at a boring party. DS ADS WHAT ARE YOU PLAY 'N!!! G 回 3 DS DS PUREnTACE

Staying the night at a friend's house. . . Do you need any more blankets? Nah, I'11 be fine. friend *wake up in middle of the night I have never been so cold in my life.

Staying the night at a friend's house. . . Do you need any more blankets? Nah, I'11 be fine. friend *wake up in middle of the night I have never been so cold in my life.

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*Throwing laundry into dryer *Later that night.. . W-- Not Again! I'm missing a...wonder where they all go... ENTRANCE TOWORHHOLE EXITOF MORMHULSE FREE SOCKS OTHERUNMERSE

*Throwing laundry into dryer *Later that night.. . W-- Not Again! I'm missing a...wonder where they all go... ENTRANCE TOWORHHOLE EXITOF MORMHULSE FREE SOCKS OTHERUNMERSE

Hey Derp, do you think i'm pretty I could either tell her she' oi could tell her got a pimple on her cheek and she's pretty, save spend the rest of the night with her taking my statement as an entire rebellion against her feminenity the night, have sex, and have her feel good about herself all with one sentence CHALLENGE ACCEPTED Derpina you're pretty YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT I'M BEAUTIFUL!!! Why can't I win!!!

Hey Derp, do you think i'm pretty I could either tell her she' oi could tell her got a pimple on her cheek and she's pretty, save spend the rest of the night with her taking my statement as an entire rebellion against her feminenity the night, have sex, and have her feel good about herself all with one sentence CHALLENGE ACCEPTED Derpina you're pretty YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT I'M BEAUTIFUL!!! Why can't I win!!!

Happy birthday Brain, on my birthday, really? AH BRO HAPPY BIRTHDAY You too.

Happy birthday Brain, on my birthday, really? AH BRO HAPPY BIRTHDAY You too.

Le me, going to my car without a ca re in.th.orld! unlocking my car and about to open the door when... ne doo utwhen open s---.. . guess I have to use the passenger side on..

Le me, going to my car without a ca re in.th.orld! unlocking my car and about to open the door when... ne doo utwhen open s---.. . guess I have to use the passenger side on..

Me at the local fish Mark Looking really hard for a nice cut of fish When suddenly... A Tro1 and h an looking Girlfrien appear Eww this place smells like gross fish

Me at the local fish Mark Looking really hard for a nice cut of fish When suddenly... A Tro1 and h an looking Girlfrien appear Eww this place smells like gross fish

*Big whiff of printed paper* "All right. Last paper of the semester." kprinting* IT SMELLS LIKE I SURVIVED

*Big whiff of printed paper* "All right. Last paper of the semester." kprinting* IT SMELLS LIKE I SURVIVED

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Now ex-gf runa aut of bathroas Raly he11 COne ki1l this spider tt is huge! Standing up with haste he dewl y Love7 talking And I've consused large ascunts why an dating you? pe anyway Please just go kill it Becsuae tbe soney to Run to y roon so! Let it this night porcelin Aoquire broom handle Obtain fork Tape fork to broos handle Found washcloth Tape to face Now then he ighty pall shower head with you drip drip drip aw prepare thineaelf for intrudet Not if you aze going to keep talking ike that Thank you

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This is my friend's roommate. He He could piss in the toilet is back at the dorm and he is drunk. Where should he piss? he could piss in the sink. . . he could piss in the trash can. . he could piss in his own bed.. . he could EVEN piss in the corner of the room. . . But drunk roommate does not piss Because for reasons only known in these places. to drunk roommate the most logical place to piss... ...is on the tv.

This is my friend's roommate. He He could piss in the toilet is back at the dorm and he is drunk. Where should he piss? he could piss in the sink. . . he could piss in the trash can. . he could piss in his own bed.. . he could EVEN piss in the corner of the room. . . But drunk roommate does not piss Because for reasons only known in these places. to drunk roommate the most logical place to piss... ...is on the tv.

Le Me Le people dancing in a circle at a party Since there is a circle, I decide to break out my awesome dance skills and be the center f attention Suddenly, an wild awesome song comes on! NOTHING TO DO HERE OH GOD I'M WHITE

Le Me Le people dancing in a circle at a party Since there is a circle, I decide to break out my awesome dance skills and be the center f attention Suddenly, an wild awesome song comes on! NOTHING TO DO HERE OH GOD I'M WHITE

Me and some friends watching Harry Potter *le wonderously drawn TV Stupid Hipster Friend I liked her before she was popular Emma Watson is so hot. I know! Before she was popular:

Me and some friends watching Harry Potter *le wonderously drawn TV Stupid Hipster Friend I liked her before she was popular Emma Watson is so hot. I know! Before she was popular:

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*Using my trimmer to shorten my hair a little bit *I take the guard off to clean it every minute or so F---.

*Using my trimmer to shorten my hair a little bit *I take the guard off to clean it every minute or so F---.

Shopping at walmart. Crappy music plays, s usual Suddenly, an awesome song starts playing. This is my favorite part! Bob to aisle 2, Bob aisle 2. *Click* F------ BOB

Shopping at walmart. Crappy music plays, s usual Suddenly, an awesome song starts playing. This is my favorite part! Bob to aisle 2, Bob aisle 2. *Click* F------ BOB