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Councilot Ricks MATURE EVEYURKO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM

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You install-Chrome oh, my god

You install-Chrome oh, my god

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human music

IHUMAN MUSICINTENSIFIESI

IHUMAN MUSICINTENSIFIESI

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exploitable

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What a worthless pathetic looser

BELIEVES HAS FREE WILL GETS MARRIED AND REPRODUCES

BELIEVES HAS FREE WILL GETS MARRIED AND REPRODUCES

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stop even trying

TAKES NINE MONTHS TO BE BORN DIES 80 YEARS LATER

TAKES NINE MONTHS TO BE BORN DIES 80 YEARS LATER

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what a waste of time

LIVES IN CHAOTIC UNIVERSE WITH NO ORDEROR MEANING CREATES "ARIT

LIVES IN CHAOTIC UNIVERSE WITH NO ORDEROR MEANING CREATES "ARIT

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What a worthless failure

COMPOSED OF 60% WATER DROWNS

COMPOSED OF 60% WATER DROWNS

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drink your own shit!

SECRETES MILK FROM GLANDS DRINKS MILK FROM aCOW

SECRETES MILK FROM GLANDS DRINKS MILK FROM aCOW

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ashamed of being inadequate?

OBSESSED WITH GENITAL SIZE HIDES THEM UNDER "PANTS"

OBSESSED WITH GENITAL SIZE HIDES THEM UNDER "PANTS"

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Why even waste time?

NEEDS TO EAT FOOD EKCRETES IT HOURS LATER

NEEDS TO EAT FOOD EKCRETES IT HOURS LATER

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whatever xeno scumbag wrote this, never heard of gingerbread men

G-2711891 Dear Humans, Your "Pizza" is Appropriating our Culture 田田田田 By Peppo Blimblom Director Galactic Association for the Advancement of Pizza People I was excited to see Earth join the Galactic Federation After so many hyper-intelligent systems it was nice to see a quaint world with such primitive lifeforms enter the fold.I immediately dropped some fleurbos on an early access visitor pass But when I stepped out of the transport hub I could not believe what I was seeing HUMANS EATING OUR BABIES. Countless Earthian life forms standing around taking what looks EXACTLY like a newborn Pizarian and shoving it into their mouths tearing flesh with their gnashing teeth. Pizarian flesh1 twisted and stretched int o something called "garlic knots-" Other slices TORTURED with painful toppings like "pined apples." once l Was able to escape l immedlately sat down and did the most important and powerful thing anyone can ever do I wrote this blog post. One might be quick to blame all of this on simple coincidence. Or the primitive underdeveloped human brainBut how is it that so many pizza-related things match back perfectly to Pizarian history? You see red pepper flakes I see archaic torture devices meant to burn Pizarian bodies. You see a pizza cutter I see a deadly weapon that ripped families apart during the largest act of terror in our modern history. You see stuffed crusti I see the bloated disgusting reminder of our obesity epidemic What you humans don't seem to understand is that we Pizarians come from a bloodied history where we had to fight for our right to survive My great grandslice fought valiantly against Traflorkians during the Marinara Wars where millions of Pizarians were folded and consumed by Traflorkian God Emperor Pahpahj'han. Whole villages were wiped out in thirty minutes or less with our culture so closely intertwined to your human family dinner night how long until a human mistakesa sovereign Pizarian for this crude floppy foodstuff? How many of my brothers and sisters must pass through your patheticㄱ singular rectums before we are respected as a fellow member of the Federation? Next time you decide to grab a slice just think of this: would you like it if I made something in the shape of a human baked it and then ate it in front of you? Didn't think so. #GFEDT+DAY #STATE-RUN MEDIA #RICKANDMORTY #ADULTS IM #DANHARMON #JUSTINROILAND #FREERICK

G-2711891 Dear Humans, Your "Pizza" is Appropriating our Culture 田田田田 By Peppo Blimblom Director Galactic Association for the Advancement of Pizza People I was excited to see Earth join the Galactic Federation After so many hyper-intelligent systems it was nice to see a quaint world with such primitive lifeforms enter the fold.I immediately dropped some fleurbos on an early access visitor pass But when I stepped out of the transport hub I could not believe what I was seeing HUMANS EATING OUR BABIES. Countless Earthian life forms standing around taking what looks EXACTLY like a newborn Pizarian and shoving it into their mouths tearing flesh with their gnashing teeth. Pizarian flesh1 twisted and stretched int o something called "garlic knots-" Other slices TORTURED with painful toppings like "pined apples." once l Was able to escape l immedlately sat down and did the most important and powerful thing anyone can ever do I wrote this blog post. One might be quick to blame all of this on simple coincidence. Or the primitive underdeveloped human brainBut how is it that so many pizza-related things match back perfectly to Pizarian history? You see red pepper flakes I see archaic torture devices meant to burn Pizarian bodies. You see a pizza cutter I see a deadly weapon that ripped families apart during the largest act of terror in our modern history. You see stuffed crusti I see the bloated disgusting reminder of our obesity epidemic What you humans don't seem to understand is that we Pizarians come from a bloodied history where we had to fight for our right to survive My great grandslice fought valiantly against Traflorkians during the Marinara Wars where millions of Pizarians were folded and consumed by Traflorkian God Emperor Pahpahj'han. Whole villages were wiped out in thirty minutes or less with our culture so closely intertwined to your human family dinner night how long until a human mistakesa sovereign Pizarian for this crude floppy foodstuff? How many of my brothers and sisters must pass through your patheticㄱ singular rectums before we are respected as a fellow member of the Federation? Next time you decide to grab a slice just think of this: would you like it if I made something in the shape of a human baked it and then ate it in front of you? Didn't think so. #GFEDT+DAY #STATE-RUN MEDIA #RICKANDMORTY #ADULTS IM #DANHARMON #JUSTINROILAND #FREERICK

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let's go clubbing!

臺 score: 42/180

臺 score: 42/180

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