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Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:51:25 No.80087524 1455586985169 png (297 KB, 800x800) google iqdb >>80087548 >>80087573 >>80087579 What are Merc and statue? Em gonna do now that Cinder is a Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:53:08 No.80087573 >>80087652 Argue about who gets to keep it. Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:55:53 No. 80087652 ﹀ >>80087673 >>80087733 >-800877453-80087958 (Dead) >>80088061 >>80088326 merccccccc.png (78 KB, 241x280) google igdb >Emerald is freaking out while Merc is deciding whether to put it in the garden or the dining room ● Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:58:52 No.80087733 >>80087793 >>80087848 >>80088061 >>80088326 >On one hand, I like the contrast she gives to my Xray & Vav posters >On the other, I REALLY need a new coat hanger. What do you think, Em? >SHUT UP MERCURY THIS IS SERIOUS >l know, we can't keep using Tukson's skeleton forever Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:01:19 No.80087793 >>80087963 >>80088061 >>80088326 >Don't be dense Emerald, you're just gonna feel her up when nobody is looking >What! How could you say that? >Oh, so you'll feel her up while people are looking? Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:03:21 No.80087848 ﹀ >>80088326 imagesrts.jpg (6 KB, 185x273) google igdb S> H-------- kek >No wait I've got it >Merc proceeds to use her as a table Em can see him from the other room watching X-Ray and Vav while drinking a milkshake off her >Her face when Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:06:56 No.8008796380088061>>80088326 >There we go. I think her outstretched arms and birdlike posture make her the perfect addition to our stone people statue collection. Now Han won't feel so lonely! >That's it! I'm calling Salem! Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:06:50 No.80087958 >>80088038 >>80088061 >>80088081 >>80088144 >>80088155 >>80088326 2280088759 >Tm serious, Mercury! We can't just leave her like this! >"Why not?" >Because she's our boss! >"No, she's a statue. Big difference. Do you think she'd be a good center piece?" >"What?" >"No, you're right. She's hot and all, but I don't want that face staring at me all the time." > "Oh my god, what if she's like this forever?" >"I bet she'd look good in the garden." > "Mercury >"Huh? Oh, yeah sure." >That's not an answer." > Tm sorry. I stopped listening to you about thirty seconds ago." > "We need to find a way to undo this." what if she's like this forever?" >"She...pays us > There are other jobs. Our garden will cease to be if those darn qrows don't stop eating our s--- though >"She's a mother figure?" killed both my parents >"She-" >" liked it." >"Mercury.. >"What do you think she'd look like in overalls? >"I love her >That's not an answer." Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:13:02 No.80088155 P> >"What do you think she'd look like in overalls? >"I love her." "Overalls it is then >Qrow subtly working as a saboteur to undermine the enemy Maybe a bit too subtle Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:39:42 No.80088759 >80088810 80088865 (Dead)80088884>80088925 >Mercury walk into the garden a few weeks later >Emerald is there with the statue >Emerald is wearing some of Cinder's old dresses and had dressed the statue up in her own outfit >"Oh Emerald, of COURSE you're my favourite henchmen. Why I daresay you're even my partner in crime"..."Oh Cinder, do you really mean it?"...Why of course. You must be an even better thief than Roman; because you stole my heart. Tonight, YOU can make the plan"... "Oh Cinder, however shall we- "HEY EMMY WHATCHA DOINT?" >"GAH! MERCURY WHAT THE F- I mean, i, uh... was just helping with your, uh, scarecrow thing. Yeah, that, I figured l'd dress her up to make it more realistic." >"Ooh, nice job. I think that outfit will do a great job at getting rid of birds, considering how much Cinder always ignored you" >"Go e--------- douchebag" >"At least I can still afford to eat without her" >"Nice dress by the way" Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:43:57 No.80088865- >Mercury walk into the garden a few weeks later >Emerald is there with the statue >>Emerald is wearing some of Cinder's old dresses and had dressed the statue up in her own outfit >>"Oh Emerald, of COURSE you're my favourite henchmen. Why I daresay you're even my partner in crime"..."Oh Cinder, do you really mean it?"... "Why of course. You must be an even better thief than Roman; because you stole my heart. Tonight, YOU can make the plan"... "Oh Cinder, however shall we- >Em's scroll beeps >The Message from Neo >What are you doing? >Em Turns around and Neo is standing there looking disturbed >Neo...How long have you been there >Merc "a few minutes after i got here"
Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:51:25 No.80087524 1455586985169 png (297 KB, 800x800) google iqdb >>80087548 >>80087573 >>80087579 What are Merc and statue? Em gonna do now that Cinder is a Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:53:08 No.80087573 >>80087652 Argue about who gets to keep it. Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:55:53 No. 80087652 ﹀ >>80087673 >>80087733 >-800877453-80087958 (Dead) >>80088061 >>80088326 merccccccc.png (78 KB, 241x280) google igdb >Emerald is freaking out while Merc is deciding whether to put it in the garden or the dining room ● Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)16:58:52 No.80087733 >>80087793 >>80087848 >>80088061 >>80088326 >On one hand, I like the contrast she gives to my Xray & Vav posters >On the other, I REALLY need a new coat hanger. What do you think, Em? >SHUT UP MERCURY THIS IS SERIOUS >l know, we can't keep using Tukson's skeleton forever Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:01:19 No.80087793 >>80087963 >>80088061 >>80088326 >Don't be dense Emerald, you're just gonna feel her up when nobody is looking >What! How could you say that? >Oh, so you'll feel her up while people are looking? Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:03:21 No.80087848 ﹀ >>80088326 imagesrts.jpg (6 KB, 185x273) google igdb S> H-------- kek >No wait I've got it >Merc proceeds to use her as a table Em can see him from the other room watching X-Ray and Vav while drinking a milkshake off her >Her face when Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:06:56 No.8008796380088061>>80088326 >There we go. I think her outstretched arms and birdlike posture make her the perfect addition to our stone people statue collection. Now Han won't feel so lonely! >That's it! I'm calling Salem! Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:06:50 No.80087958 >>80088038 >>80088061 >>80088081 >>80088144 >>80088155 >>80088326 2280088759 >Tm serious, Mercury! We can't just leave her like this! >"Why not?" >Because she's our boss! >"No, she's a statue. Big difference. Do you think she'd be a good center piece?" >"What?" >"No, you're right. She's hot and all, but I don't want that face staring at me all the time." > "Oh my god, what if she's like this forever?" >"I bet she'd look good in the garden." > "Mercury >"Huh? Oh, yeah sure." >That's not an answer." > Tm sorry. I stopped listening to you about thirty seconds ago." > "We need to find a way to undo this." what if she's like this forever?" >"She...pays us > There are other jobs. Our garden will cease to be if those darn qrows don't stop eating our s--- though >"She's a mother figure?" killed both my parents >"She-" >" liked it." >"Mercury.. >"What do you think she'd look like in overalls? >"I love her >That's not an answer." Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:13:02 No.80088155 P> >"What do you think she'd look like in overalls? >"I love her." "Overalls it is then >Qrow subtly working as a saboteur to undermine the enemy Maybe a bit too subtle Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:39:42 No.80088759 >80088810 80088865 (Dead)80088884>80088925 >Mercury walk into the garden a few weeks later >Emerald is there with the statue >Emerald is wearing some of Cinder's old dresses and had dressed the statue up in her own outfit >"Oh Emerald, of COURSE you're my favourite henchmen. Why I daresay you're even my partner in crime"..."Oh Cinder, do you really mean it?"...Why of course. You must be an even better thief than Roman; because you stole my heart. Tonight, YOU can make the plan"... "Oh Cinder, however shall we- "HEY EMMY WHATCHA DOINT?" >"GAH! MERCURY WHAT THE F- I mean, i, uh... was just helping with your, uh, scarecrow thing. Yeah, that, I figured l'd dress her up to make it more realistic." >"Ooh, nice job. I think that outfit will do a great job at getting rid of birds, considering how much Cinder always ignored you" >"Go e--------- douchebag" >"At least I can still afford to eat without her" >"Nice dress by the way" Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun)17:43:57 No.80088865- >Mercury walk into the garden a few weeks later >Emerald is there with the statue >>Emerald is wearing some of Cinder's old dresses and had dressed the statue up in her own outfit >>"Oh Emerald, of COURSE you're my favourite henchmen. Why I daresay you're even my partner in crime"..."Oh Cinder, do you really mean it?"... "Why of course. You must be an even better thief than Roman; because you stole my heart. Tonight, YOU can make the plan"... "Oh Cinder, however shall we- >Em's scroll beeps >The Message from Neo >What are you doing? >Em Turns around and Neo is standing there looking disturbed >Neo...How long have you been there >Merc "a few minutes after i got here"

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Drunk Ruby

● Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:16:03 No.64627530 >>64627592 Drunk Ruby. Cute. Hope you smile >...I would show. A special love I have for you. My baby blue." >"WOAH. DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN? ANON DID YOU SEE THAT?" Ruby asks you excitedly >"Hell yeah I did, what an amazing finale. Can't believe it's actually over. I'm happy but a little sad too. Does that make sense?" you reply >"Haha yeah, I understand what you mean. This has been so awesome, watching this series with you. And thanks for the... you know," Ruby says, holding up her beer. You shrug and smile. Normally you wouldn't have given her one but what with the finale and everything tonight you figured you'd let her get away with it for once This is pretty yummy, what'd you say it was called again "It's Redd's Apple Ale. The name is right on the label >"Oh, *hiccup*. It tas > "So what do you wanna do now Ruby? Our Sunday nights are now free again." >"Hmmm. Hey, remember that song you showed me a few days ago? Can we... can we have a little dance party to that?" Ruby questions, her grey eyes gleaming >"Oh come one Ruby, you know I don't dance." >"Pleeeaaasseee???" she says. Then she hiccups again >S---. How do you refuse such an adorable display? >"Fine. But I need one more beer before I dance," you say. You go to the fridge and fetch another beer. A finger taps your shoulder pple and fizzes on my tongue. Yummy," she says and finishes off the little bit left in her bottle could I have one too?" >"Uh. I'm not sure if that's such a good idea Ruby, you've already had two." >"I promise I'll be fine. And there's only one left anyways, we may as well finish them tonight right?" Ruby gives you her widest smile >Sigh. "Alright, fine. But you better be fine after this or I'm never giving you a beer again." >Thank u," she says and hugs your arm. ● Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:18:06 No.64627592 >>64627650 >>64627956 Ps >You pop the caps off of the two beers and hand her hers. She drains it in as few gulps as possible > "Ruby what was that!? You can't just drink the whole thing like that!" >"1 thought you were gonna change your mind so I figured I'd just be faster than you. Like usual," she grins >Oh boy, this is gonna get interesting. You gulp down your own beer and allow Ruby to lead you over to the living room and the speakers You find the song she wants you to play on your phone and connect the aux wire to the speakers. You hit play https://www.voutube.com/watc >At first you just watch as she begins dancing alone but then she grabs your hands and pulls you into dancing with her. >Maybe it's the beer or maybe it's Ruby's influence but soon you're dancing and sliding around the floor with a huge smile on your face >The two of you dance through the song four times on repeat before you fall back onto the couch for a rest. Ruby jumps onto the couch next to you and puts her head on your shoulder. >Your phone dings with a notification and you check to see if its anything important. Its not You look back at Ruby >Asleep. Out like a light. She even hiccups every couple minutes between her soft snores >She's fallen asleep on your couch before, but it was typically easy to get her back on her feet at least until she was back in her room. >You're pretty sure things will be different this time but you try waking her anyways. Nothing >Ah s---. Well, this is what you get for giving her that last beer >You pull her onto your back piggy-back style and step out of your door >Ruby's room is a few buildings away. It's going to be a long trip, especially so because you're buzzed yourself You start on your odyssey in the cool night Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:20:17 No.64627650 >>64627956 >>64627972 You make it about half way until you >Ruby is heavier than you would have thought. You figure it has something to do with the fact that she's basically all muscle and muscle is denser than fat and blah blah blah >You take a breather and enjoy the fall breeze when Ruby stirs a little >"Dancing time?" she asks slowly >"No Ruby, no more dancing. You need to sleep. Think we can walk to your room from here?" > "Please Anon, 's so fun to dance, can we please dance more?" she says and throws her arms around your neck as if you were about to slow dance >You try to push her off as gently but firmly as you can but she refuses to budge and only hugs you tighter >"Greetings, stranger. Why are you hands on my friend?" >You look up to see a girl with orange hair striding towards you. You don't remember ever seeing her before but she looks like she means business > "Again. Why are your hands on my friend?" >You remove your hands from Ruby's sides and wonder who this friend could be est on a bench "Uh... well, Ruby here has had a few too many to drink and I'm trying to get her back to her room for the night. Who are you again? What does this mean, 'too many to drink'?" >What the hell? >"You know, alcohol," you reply, very puzzled >She steps forward and something pricks your finger. "Ah, s---!" you say. She reaches over to Ruby and your drunk friend emits an, "Oww >"Hey what are you-?" > "Both of you have a Blood Alcohol Level of the "Intoxicated" level. Who gave the alcohol to my compatriot?" >Compatriot? "Uh... me." terrified The new girls eyes narrow. You hear the sound of a blade being drawn. Now you're just >Then Ruby stands up and embraces the girl. "Penny! You should meet "burp* Anon, he's nice and stuff." Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:31:34 No.64627972 >A few minutes later you are in Ruby's room. After Ruby woke up for a moment Penny stopped questioning you so harshly and began to carry Ruby on her own back. You offered to take her yourself but Penny refused. She must be strong because she seemed to lift Ruby without any visible sign of effort, despite being around the same size as Ruby herself >You took Ruby's key out of her pocket and opened the room to find it mercifully empty. Explaining the odd situation you were in was something you weren't eager to do >Penny laid Ruby down on one of the bed's and you want to point out to her that it's Weiss' bed, but frankly you're still a little scared of Penny >After laying Ruby down Penny just looks at her and doesn't even touch the sheets > "Are you going to put the sheets on for her?" you ask. >"I am... unfamiliar with that process. Please show me." >Okay this girl is pretty weird but at least she didn't try to kill you >You tuck Ruby in under the sheets and decide it's time to go > "Anon!" Ruby says, suddenly >Yes Ru >"Hug," she says and stretches her arms out You hug her and she sighs contently before retur her slumber "I shall remain here and make sure Ruby suffers no ill side effects of her alcohol consumption. Enjoy the journey home!" Penny states >"Okaaay, thanks then >As you make your way home you think of that old children's book. Never Give A Mouse A Cookie >"Never give a Ruby a beer," you say aloud >You chuckle and walk home for a well deserved rest after an eventful night Hope you enjoyed, critiques always welcome
● Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:16:03 No.64627530 >>64627592 Drunk Ruby. Cute. Hope you smile >...I would show. A special love I have for you. My baby blue." >"WOAH. DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN? ANON DID YOU SEE THAT?" Ruby asks you excitedly >"Hell yeah I did, what an amazing finale. Can't believe it's actually over. I'm happy but a little sad too. Does that make sense?" you reply >"Haha yeah, I understand what you mean. This has been so awesome, watching this series with you. And thanks for the... you know," Ruby says, holding up her beer. You shrug and smile. Normally you wouldn't have given her one but what with the finale and everything tonight you figured you'd let her get away with it for once This is pretty yummy, what'd you say it was called again "It's Redd's Apple Ale. The name is right on the label >"Oh, *hiccup*. It tas > "So what do you wanna do now Ruby? Our Sunday nights are now free again." >"Hmmm. Hey, remember that song you showed me a few days ago? Can we... can we have a little dance party to that?" Ruby questions, her grey eyes gleaming >"Oh come one Ruby, you know I don't dance." >"Pleeeaaasseee???" she says. Then she hiccups again >S---. How do you refuse such an adorable display? >"Fine. But I need one more beer before I dance," you say. You go to the fridge and fetch another beer. A finger taps your shoulder pple and fizzes on my tongue. Yummy," she says and finishes off the little bit left in her bottle could I have one too?" >"Uh. I'm not sure if that's such a good idea Ruby, you've already had two." >"I promise I'll be fine. And there's only one left anyways, we may as well finish them tonight right?" Ruby gives you her widest smile >Sigh. "Alright, fine. But you better be fine after this or I'm never giving you a beer again." >Thank u," she says and hugs your arm. ● Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:18:06 No.64627592 >>64627650 >>64627956 Ps >You pop the caps off of the two beers and hand her hers. She drains it in as few gulps as possible > "Ruby what was that!? You can't just drink the whole thing like that!" >"1 thought you were gonna change your mind so I figured I'd just be faster than you. Like usual," she grins >Oh boy, this is gonna get interesting. You gulp down your own beer and allow Ruby to lead you over to the living room and the speakers You find the song she wants you to play on your phone and connect the aux wire to the speakers. You hit play https://www.voutube.com/watc >At first you just watch as she begins dancing alone but then she grabs your hands and pulls you into dancing with her. >Maybe it's the beer or maybe it's Ruby's influence but soon you're dancing and sliding around the floor with a huge smile on your face >The two of you dance through the song four times on repeat before you fall back onto the couch for a rest. Ruby jumps onto the couch next to you and puts her head on your shoulder. >Your phone dings with a notification and you check to see if its anything important. Its not You look back at Ruby >Asleep. Out like a light. She even hiccups every couple minutes between her soft snores >She's fallen asleep on your couch before, but it was typically easy to get her back on her feet at least until she was back in her room. >You're pretty sure things will be different this time but you try waking her anyways. Nothing >Ah s---. Well, this is what you get for giving her that last beer >You pull her onto your back piggy-back style and step out of your door >Ruby's room is a few buildings away. It's going to be a long trip, especially so because you're buzzed yourself You start on your odyssey in the cool night Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:20:17 No.64627650 >>64627956 >>64627972 You make it about half way until you >Ruby is heavier than you would have thought. You figure it has something to do with the fact that she's basically all muscle and muscle is denser than fat and blah blah blah >You take a breather and enjoy the fall breeze when Ruby stirs a little >"Dancing time?" she asks slowly >"No Ruby, no more dancing. You need to sleep. Think we can walk to your room from here?" > "Please Anon, 's so fun to dance, can we please dance more?" she says and throws her arms around your neck as if you were about to slow dance >You try to push her off as gently but firmly as you can but she refuses to budge and only hugs you tighter >"Greetings, stranger. Why are you hands on my friend?" >You look up to see a girl with orange hair striding towards you. You don't remember ever seeing her before but she looks like she means business > "Again. Why are your hands on my friend?" >You remove your hands from Ruby's sides and wonder who this friend could be est on a bench "Uh... well, Ruby here has had a few too many to drink and I'm trying to get her back to her room for the night. Who are you again? What does this mean, 'too many to drink'?" >What the hell? >"You know, alcohol," you reply, very puzzled >She steps forward and something pricks your finger. "Ah, s---!" you say. She reaches over to Ruby and your drunk friend emits an, "Oww >"Hey what are you-?" > "Both of you have a Blood Alcohol Level of the "Intoxicated" level. Who gave the alcohol to my compatriot?" >Compatriot? "Uh... me." terrified The new girls eyes narrow. You hear the sound of a blade being drawn. Now you're just >Then Ruby stands up and embraces the girl. "Penny! You should meet "burp* Anon, he's nice and stuff." Anonymous 08/14/14(Thu)23:31:34 No.64627972 >A few minutes later you are in Ruby's room. After Ruby woke up for a moment Penny stopped questioning you so harshly and began to carry Ruby on her own back. You offered to take her yourself but Penny refused. She must be strong because she seemed to lift Ruby without any visible sign of effort, despite being around the same size as Ruby herself >You took Ruby's key out of her pocket and opened the room to find it mercifully empty. Explaining the odd situation you were in was something you weren't eager to do >Penny laid Ruby down on one of the bed's and you want to point out to her that it's Weiss' bed, but frankly you're still a little scared of Penny >After laying Ruby down Penny just looks at her and doesn't even touch the sheets > "Are you going to put the sheets on for her?" you ask. >"I am... unfamiliar with that process. Please show me." >Okay this girl is pretty weird but at least she didn't try to kill you >You tuck Ruby in under the sheets and decide it's time to go > "Anon!" Ruby says, suddenly >Yes Ru >"Hug," she says and stretches her arms out You hug her and she sighs contently before retur her slumber "I shall remain here and make sure Ruby suffers no ill side effects of her alcohol consumption. Enjoy the journey home!" Penny states >"Okaaay, thanks then >As you make your way home you think of that old children's book. Never Give A Mouse A Cookie >"Never give a Ruby a beer," you say aloud >You chuckle and walk home for a well deserved rest after an eventful night Hope you enjoyed, critiques always welcome

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Drunk RWBY

● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No 67190394 >You are Weiss, a student who has just failed for the >And you are actually in a good mood as you make it back to your dorm with Ruby "Well well, looks like the birthday girl got herself a late present. Blake held up a bottle of dark liquid the size of her torso "5 litres of the finest Atlasean scotch, the stuff is even laced with some dust. How on Remnant did you manage to sneak this in?" "Well my name does have it's perks, but we're not opening it, it's my present" > "And you do have a point. But seeing as this is such a large item to occupy our dorm, it's only fair that we get to decide on how to minimize the amount of space it takes up > "But Yang, if you drink it, wouldn't the bottle still take up the same amount of space? "I think that's the point, Ruby >"C'mon Weiss, lets have some fun for once!" Yang is really eyeing that bottle right about now > "I've already ordered pizza and wings Okay fine, we can have a taste. But I hope you realise how much money you'll be drinking away >"Oh don't worry, the 3 of us will do a number on this bitch "3? But what about me Yang?" >"Sorry sis, but you're too little. You can have a soda" >"That's not fair! You've been drinking since you were 14!" >"That's different. Blake, help me out here" > "How is it so different for me? l'm a Xiao Long too!" >"All right fine, you can have a little taste. But if something happens, you're going to tell dad it was all your idea" >Yang grabs the top of the massive bottle and opens the cap You picture burning lien as the cap comes off and the smell of scotch tickles your nostils ● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No.67190419 >>67190519 >>67190741 >You're sitting in the middle of the room on the floor with your teammates > The first shot is yours, you down it on one go >The stuff tickles the back of your throat as >Blake tries to outdo you, but struggles without a chase >Yang is the only other one who can down the stuff as well as you But you have a good feeling that she can probably hold her alcohol better than you can Ruby seems to be taking her sweet time with her shot "Here, have some juice handy. Actually, have some chips as well" She takes a deep breath and downs it, quickly followed by the juice After a few coughs, she raises her fist in the air >"I have transcended beyond milk!" >You and Blake laugh along with her, but you notice Yang didn't look too pleased >She probably prefers that Ruby stick to milk right about now >All of that was quickly forgotten, as the next half hour was filled with stories about what happened during the week and girls getting up to >But you're all interrupted by some knocking on the door >Blake stepped out of the washroom in nothing but a bathrobe that ended halfway up her thighs She pulls outrageous stunts when she's intoxicated, and it seems this night she wasn't going to spare the poor pizza delivery boy Blake opens the door, ready to get a discount >"J-Jaune "Oh hey Blake, that'll be twenty-six fifty So much for using her feline features and sultry voice >"I don't suppose you can shave off a few lien. For me? >"I'm sorry but I can't, I need the money to pay for my tuition. And the campus pizza place doesn't pay all that well" > "Are you sure there isn't anything I can do to convince you?" >You see Blake step outside closer to him on >"I'm sorry, I just can't. Could you please pay me and take this? really need to get home >"You live across the hall I eleted] That IT Guy 10 hours ago № 67190443- >"Don't look so glum, this is Jaune we're talking about It didn't help Blake's mood >"Ugh, does that boy not have a penis >Ruby decides to join the fun as well > "Maybe we should have gotten Weiss to pay for the pizza" >You don't know what's worse, Ruby's idea of you trying to seduce Jaune, or this tuna pizza >But she didn't stop there >"Oh hey Jaune-y, mind giving us a discount? I'm rich and pretty and famous!" >Ruby pitches her voice down to immitate Jaune now, despite her imitation being ass > "Sure thing babe, that pretty voice is all the payment I need" >Ruby grabs you by the waist and pulls you towards her like some alpha "Ah! Don't touch me!" a matter, princess? Can't handle a >Blake and Yang only encouraged her with "ooos and other silly noises >Well at least now you know what kind of drunk Ruby is >The next few hours are filled with eating, drinking, and even more drunken shenanigans >You're having a hard time staying upright >Everything is happening a second later Ruby is doing even worse, first time and all >She's under the impression that Yang's semblance was her's, and she could take on her big sister with ease SMACK id you just punch me in the boob?" >"What if lI did? Watcha gonna do abot it?" in But Ruby was zooming around the place too quickly for her older sister >This goes in until SMACK >Yang runs into wall as Ruby runs up it >And she's out for the night, ladies and gentlemen ● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago №67|90469 The drinking goes on until 2ish in the morning >Yang is still where she fell >You are close to gone at this point >She's up on Yang's bed, crouching like a cat >"Yurr not s "Going on, jump! Show me what a faunus is capable of >"Shtupid Schnee, alcohol doesn't affect us like you humans. I can totally land on my feet" you, do it!" >Blake jumps, arms and legs spread like a skydiver She slams against the ground with a large THUD and doesn't move B-blake? Oh no, this is all my fault. Please say something >You rush to her side, and hold her, tears blur your vision "Please no. You're not just some faunus, you're one of my closest friends! Please wake upl" Ruby pulls you away >You wipe your eyes, and realise she's snooring yawn esC >You slide into your bed and get comfortable >How the hell the the greenest of you 4 last the longest? >"Hey babe, no need to be alone for tonight >You slip under your covers, only to feel you know who join you >"No need to be alone, love She was still using her Elvis voice >Ah f--- it, Xiao Long sisters make great space heaters >The 2 of you pass out in your bed together ● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No 67190494、, >>67190578 >>67190636 >>67190667 >You wake up not to long later Looking around you see Yang curled like a babby in a corner, Blake still in the same position on the floor only with her face burried in Zwei, and R >She opened her mouth to continue speaking, but insteaed emptied her stomach all over you and your fine bed RUBY YOU DOLTI" No amount of shouting could wake up your teammates now And fin. Feedback and criticism is greatly appreciated
● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No 67190394 >You are Weiss, a student who has just failed for the >And you are actually in a good mood as you make it back to your dorm with Ruby "Well well, looks like the birthday girl got herself a late present. Blake held up a bottle of dark liquid the size of her torso "5 litres of the finest Atlasean scotch, the stuff is even laced with some dust. How on Remnant did you manage to sneak this in?" "Well my name does have it's perks, but we're not opening it, it's my present" > "And you do have a point. But seeing as this is such a large item to occupy our dorm, it's only fair that we get to decide on how to minimize the amount of space it takes up > "But Yang, if you drink it, wouldn't the bottle still take up the same amount of space? "I think that's the point, Ruby >"C'mon Weiss, lets have some fun for once!" Yang is really eyeing that bottle right about now > "I've already ordered pizza and wings Okay fine, we can have a taste. But I hope you realise how much money you'll be drinking away >"Oh don't worry, the 3 of us will do a number on this bitch "3? But what about me Yang?" >"Sorry sis, but you're too little. You can have a soda" >"That's not fair! You've been drinking since you were 14!" >"That's different. Blake, help me out here" > "How is it so different for me? l'm a Xiao Long too!" >"All right fine, you can have a little taste. But if something happens, you're going to tell dad it was all your idea" >Yang grabs the top of the massive bottle and opens the cap You picture burning lien as the cap comes off and the smell of scotch tickles your nostils ● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No.67190419 >>67190519 >>67190741 >You're sitting in the middle of the room on the floor with your teammates > The first shot is yours, you down it on one go >The stuff tickles the back of your throat as >Blake tries to outdo you, but struggles without a chase >Yang is the only other one who can down the stuff as well as you But you have a good feeling that she can probably hold her alcohol better than you can Ruby seems to be taking her sweet time with her shot "Here, have some juice handy. Actually, have some chips as well" She takes a deep breath and downs it, quickly followed by the juice After a few coughs, she raises her fist in the air >"I have transcended beyond milk!" >You and Blake laugh along with her, but you notice Yang didn't look too pleased >She probably prefers that Ruby stick to milk right about now >All of that was quickly forgotten, as the next half hour was filled with stories about what happened during the week and girls getting up to >But you're all interrupted by some knocking on the door >Blake stepped out of the washroom in nothing but a bathrobe that ended halfway up her thighs She pulls outrageous stunts when she's intoxicated, and it seems this night she wasn't going to spare the poor pizza delivery boy Blake opens the door, ready to get a discount >"J-Jaune "Oh hey Blake, that'll be twenty-six fifty So much for using her feline features and sultry voice >"I don't suppose you can shave off a few lien. For me? >"I'm sorry but I can't, I need the money to pay for my tuition. And the campus pizza place doesn't pay all that well" > "Are you sure there isn't anything I can do to convince you?" >You see Blake step outside closer to him on >"I'm sorry, I just can't. Could you please pay me and take this? really need to get home >"You live across the hall I eleted] That IT Guy 10 hours ago № 67190443- >"Don't look so glum, this is Jaune we're talking about It didn't help Blake's mood >"Ugh, does that boy not have a penis >Ruby decides to join the fun as well > "Maybe we should have gotten Weiss to pay for the pizza" >You don't know what's worse, Ruby's idea of you trying to seduce Jaune, or this tuna pizza >But she didn't stop there >"Oh hey Jaune-y, mind giving us a discount? I'm rich and pretty and famous!" >Ruby pitches her voice down to immitate Jaune now, despite her imitation being ass > "Sure thing babe, that pretty voice is all the payment I need" >Ruby grabs you by the waist and pulls you towards her like some alpha "Ah! Don't touch me!" a matter, princess? Can't handle a >Blake and Yang only encouraged her with "ooos and other silly noises >Well at least now you know what kind of drunk Ruby is >The next few hours are filled with eating, drinking, and even more drunken shenanigans >You're having a hard time staying upright >Everything is happening a second later Ruby is doing even worse, first time and all >She's under the impression that Yang's semblance was her's, and she could take on her big sister with ease SMACK id you just punch me in the boob?" >"What if lI did? Watcha gonna do abot it?" in But Ruby was zooming around the place too quickly for her older sister >This goes in until SMACK >Yang runs into wall as Ruby runs up it >And she's out for the night, ladies and gentlemen ● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago №67|90469 The drinking goes on until 2ish in the morning >Yang is still where she fell >You are close to gone at this point >She's up on Yang's bed, crouching like a cat >"Yurr not s "Going on, jump! Show me what a faunus is capable of >"Shtupid Schnee, alcohol doesn't affect us like you humans. I can totally land on my feet" you, do it!" >Blake jumps, arms and legs spread like a skydiver She slams against the ground with a large THUD and doesn't move B-blake? Oh no, this is all my fault. Please say something >You rush to her side, and hold her, tears blur your vision "Please no. You're not just some faunus, you're one of my closest friends! Please wake upl" Ruby pulls you away >You wipe your eyes, and realise she's snooring yawn esC >You slide into your bed and get comfortable >How the hell the the greenest of you 4 last the longest? >"Hey babe, no need to be alone for tonight >You slip under your covers, only to feel you know who join you >"No need to be alone, love She was still using her Elvis voice >Ah f--- it, Xiao Long sisters make great space heaters >The 2 of you pass out in your bed together ● eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No 67190494、, >>67190578 >>67190636 >>67190667 >You wake up not to long later Looking around you see Yang curled like a babby in a corner, Blake still in the same position on the floor only with her face burried in Zwei, and R >She opened her mouth to continue speaking, but insteaed emptied her stomach all over you and your fine bed RUBY YOU DOLTI" No amount of shouting could wake up your teammates now And fin. Feedback and criticism is greatly appreciated

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Elven Yang is best Yang

http://alexisdore.deviantart.com/art/Line-Art-Yang-Xiao-Long-511556318
http://alexisdore.deviantart.com/art/Line-Art-Yang-Xiao-Long-511556318

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RWBY Puff Girls!

"Yo, Mojo!":https://twitter.com/mojojoj27827860/status/704664948136280064
"Yo, Mojo!":https://twitter.com/mojojoj27827860/status/704664948136280064

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Seems like Weiss got a new ride as well.

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Weiss oppressing Blake

dashingicecream.tumblr.com
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Happier Times

"Source":http://irlbranwen.tumblr.com/post/140251464727/close-your-eyes-dont-you-cry-loves-around-you
"Source":http://irlbranwen.tumblr.com/post/140251464727/close-your-eyes-dont-you-cry-loves-around-you

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Why must the fan artists hurt me like this?

"Source":http://fjtiko.tumblr.com/post/140083939679
"Source":http://fjtiko.tumblr.com/post/140083939679

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Still Worst Mom

"Source":http://spacedouche.tumblr.com/post/140248134330/more-yang-has-to-turn-into-a-bird-jokes-aka-im
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Would you like a bite?

<a href="http://efr-s.tumblr.com/post/140266437722/would-you-like-a-bite">Source</a> 30 day Arkos challenge- day 4
<a href="http://efr-s.tumblr.com/post/140266437722/would-you-like-a-bite">Source</a> 30 day Arkos challenge- day 4

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May Zedong

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One last photo before everything goes south

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I think he went for the kidney... Eeup, he went for the kidney.

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