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HEY I NEED TO BUY SOME GRAPH PAPER FOR MY STUDENTS AWAY FROM CAMPUS./ IS THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE NEAR HERE? YEAH, JUST TWO MILES LATER WAIT, HE DIDN'T SPECIFY A COORDINATE SYSTEM EIPI1 Smbc-comics.com
HEY I NEED TO BUY SOME GRAPH PAPER FOR MY STUDENTS AWAY FROM CAMPUS./ IS THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE NEAR HERE? YEAH, JUST TWO MILES LATER WAIT, HE DIDN'T SPECIFY A COORDINATE SYSTEM EIPI1 Smbc-comics.com

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WELCOME TO ROBOT HEAVEN/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT.. IF THIS IS ROBOT HEAVEN, WHY THE CLOUDS? WHYRE WE ENVELOPED IN CIRCUIT-SHORTING MOISTURE? THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORDERERS OF "SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO/ mbc-Comics.com
WELCOME TO ROBOT HEAVEN/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT.. IF THIS IS ROBOT HEAVEN, WHY THE CLOUDS? WHYRE WE ENVELOPED IN CIRCUIT-SHORTING MOISTURE? THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORDERERS OF "SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO/ mbc-Comics.com

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KNOW YOUR ETHICAL CONUNDRUMS S IT OKAY TO PUNCH S1T OKAY TO LE TO IMMANUEしKANT TO PREVENT JEREMY BENTHAM IF IT HIM FROM KILLING SOMEONEINCREASES TOTAL HAPPINESS? I HAVE A CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE TO KICK HIS ASS/ HOW INFELICITOUS o/ O S IT OKAY TO RUN OVER PHILIPPA FOOT WITH A TROLLEY IN ORDER TO AVOIDNOT CAPABLE OF SUFFERING? FIVE OTHER PEOPLE? WHAT IS THE DRIVER'S INTENTION AND CERTA- S IT OKAY TO EAT PETER SINGER AS LONG AS HE IS PLUS I'M A FREE-RANGE PETER SINGER/ Smbc-comics.com
KNOW YOUR ETHICAL CONUNDRUMS S IT OKAY TO PUNCH S1T OKAY TO LE TO IMMANUEしKANT TO PREVENT JEREMY BENTHAM IF IT HIM FROM KILLING SOMEONEINCREASES TOTAL HAPPINESS? I HAVE A CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE TO KICK HIS ASS/ HOW INFELICITOUS o/ O S IT OKAY TO RUN OVER PHILIPPA FOOT WITH A TROLLEY IN ORDER TO AVOIDNOT CAPABLE OF SUFFERING? FIVE OTHER PEOPLE? WHAT IS THE DRIVER'S INTENTION AND CERTA- S IT OKAY TO EAT PETER SINGER AS LONG AS HE IS PLUS I'M A FREE-RANGE PETER SINGER/ Smbc-comics.com

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THATS IT NO MORE BEING A CROOK. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 0 Crime rates nosedived shortly after Superman developed his fear of heights.
THATS IT NO MORE BEING A CROOK. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 0 Crime rates nosedived shortly after Superman developed his fear of heights.

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THIS COUNTRY HAS LOST ITS WAY WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN AMERICA WAS PROSPEROUS THATS EASY/ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIGHT A JUST WAR AGAINST A POWERFUL OVERSEAS ENEMY DURING A TIME WHEN MAJOR DISCOVERIES INN COMPUTATION TRANSPORTATION AND ENERGY PRODUCTION HAVE JUST OCCURRED PROSECUTE THE WAR IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERY POWERFUL NATION BUT VOUR OWN IS RUINED AFTERWARD COLLECT FLEEING SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS. AS YOUR TROOPS RETURN, ENJOY THE BURST OF SOCIAL COHESION AND THE BOOM IN MANUFACTURING AS YOU SUPPUY A DEVASTATED PLANET WHILE THE WORLDS BEST MINDS CREATE EVER BETTER PRODUCTS, INDUSTRIES, AND DISCOVERIES WITHIN YOUR BORDERS OR WE COULD STOP LETTING GAYS MARRY. YOUR PLAN DOES HANE THE VIRTUE OF SIMPLICITY Smbc-comics.com
THIS COUNTRY HAS LOST ITS WAY WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN AMERICA WAS PROSPEROUS THATS EASY/ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIGHT A JUST WAR AGAINST A POWERFUL OVERSEAS ENEMY DURING A TIME WHEN MAJOR DISCOVERIES INN COMPUTATION TRANSPORTATION AND ENERGY PRODUCTION HAVE JUST OCCURRED PROSECUTE THE WAR IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERY POWERFUL NATION BUT VOUR OWN IS RUINED AFTERWARD COLLECT FLEEING SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS. AS YOUR TROOPS RETURN, ENJOY THE BURST OF SOCIAL COHESION AND THE BOOM IN MANUFACTURING AS YOU SUPPUY A DEVASTATED PLANET WHILE THE WORLDS BEST MINDS CREATE EVER BETTER PRODUCTS, INDUSTRIES, AND DISCOVERIES WITHIN YOUR BORDERS OR WE COULD STOP LETTING GAYS MARRY. YOUR PLAN DOES HANE THE VIRTUE OF SIMPLICITY Smbc-comics.com

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Seize the means of deception!

IS THIS YOUR CARD? NO FOR THERE IS NO SUCH OBJECT. Magic tricks have gotten a lot harder property.
IS THIS YOUR CARD? NO FOR THERE IS NO SUCH OBJECT. Magic tricks have gotten a lot harder property.

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Tourture By Dad Jokes

Source: "SMBC":http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3473
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IN MATHEMATICS THIS ISN'T A PRooF. you CAN'T HAVE A WHOLE STEP THAT'S JUST "MATHEMATICA SAID SO." IN PHYGICS WHAT A WASTE. HALF OF THIS PROOF COULD BE REPLACED BY "MATHEMATICA SAlD So."
IN MATHEMATICS THIS ISN'T A PRooF. you CAN'T HAVE A WHOLE STEP THAT'S JUST "MATHEMATICA SAID SO." IN PHYGICS WHAT A WASTE. HALF OF THIS PROOF COULD BE REPLACED BY "MATHEMATICA SAlD So."

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YOU SPENT BILLIONS JUST To DRESS LIKE AN IDiOT AND STOP SOME MUCCERS AND GANGSTERS? YOU'RE OING TO DIE SOME DAY AND WELL ALL B WORS6 OFF FOR THE ARMS RACE yOU STARTED WITH CRIMINALS! do vou HAVE ANY IDEA How MUCcH CRiME COULD've eeeN STOPPED BY SPENDING- A BILLION DOLLARS ON AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS? Batman should never have revealed his secret identity
YOU SPENT BILLIONS JUST To DRESS LIKE AN IDiOT AND STOP SOME MUCCERS AND GANGSTERS? YOU'RE OING TO DIE SOME DAY AND WELL ALL B WORS6 OFF FOR THE ARMS RACE yOU STARTED WITH CRIMINALS! do vou HAVE ANY IDEA How MUCcH CRiME COULD've eeeN STOPPED BY SPENDING- A BILLION DOLLARS ON AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS? Batman should never have revealed his secret identity

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T CUTS BOTH WAYS F YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD NOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD, YOU HAVE NO 2EASON TO FEAR FREE SPEECH.
T CUTS BOTH WAYS F YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD NOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD, YOU HAVE NO 2EASON TO FEAR FREE SPEECH.

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SCREW IT. TOO COMPLICATED CAN'T BE FIXED WELL MAYBE..."» WELL... . MAYBE.. How YOU BELIEVE SOCIETY I COULD FIX THE UHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IF THEY'D LISTEN TO ME FIX THE HOLE DAMN SYSTEMF THEY' LISTEN To ME COLLECE RETIREMENT AGE
SCREW IT. TOO COMPLICATED CAN'T BE FIXED WELL MAYBE..."» WELL... . MAYBE.. How YOU BELIEVE SOCIETY I COULD FIX THE UHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IF THEY'D LISTEN TO ME FIX THE HOLE DAMN SYSTEMF THEY' LISTEN To ME COLLECE RETIREMENT AGE

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T'M A SOCIA I DON'T BELIEVE IN CULTURAL ANARcHisT JlcONSTRUCTS HISTaRICAL TRADITIONS OR ANY OTHER TYRANNIES OF PAST AGAINST PRESENT' THEN HOW COME YOURE AI SEE YOU ACCEPT CORPORATE ATTORNeY FOR SoCETY A FINANCIAL FIRM. DEFINTON OF ANARCHIST
T'M A SOCIA I DON'T BELIEVE IN CULTURAL ANARcHisT JlcONSTRUCTS HISTaRICAL TRADITIONS OR ANY OTHER TYRANNIES OF PAST AGAINST PRESENT' THEN HOW COME YOURE AI SEE YOU ACCEPT CORPORATE ATTORNeY FOR SoCETY A FINANCIAL FIRM. DEFINTON OF ANARCHIST

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DAD, WHERE DO KITTIES Go WHEN THEY GAME PLACE MOMMY WENTTo YoUR FORMER WHEN SHE LEFT US BEST FRIENDS HoUse? YEAH. SEE IF YoU CANN FIT IT THROUGH THEE MAIL SLOT
DAD, WHERE DO KITTIES Go WHEN THEY GAME PLACE MOMMY WENTTo YoUR FORMER WHEN SHE LEFT US BEST FRIENDS HoUse? YEAH. SEE IF YoU CANN FIT IT THROUGH THEE MAIL SLOT

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TWO TIMES イWO IS THREE WRON G AGAIN MUTANT Doctors said Horton was blessed with an unusually large functional brain. Sadly, it was later discovered that two- thirds of his oversized cranium were occupied by the little-known "Stupid Lobe."
TWO TIMES イWO IS THREE WRON G AGAIN MUTANT Doctors said Horton was blessed with an unusually large functional brain. Sadly, it was later discovered that two- thirds of his oversized cranium were occupied by the little-known "Stupid Lobe."

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