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WHATS TIS? ARGAK SENDS IT TO YOU THE SYMBOLS INDICATE SOUNDS WHICH FORM WORDS AND SENTENCESS THATS BRILLIANT TLL HAVE SO MANY USES BUT... WHNY DIDN'T HE BRING IT HIMSELF? Fun fact: The first alphabet was invented to avoid a face-to-face breakup.
WHATS TIS? ARGAK SENDS IT TO YOU THE SYMBOLS INDICATE SOUNDS WHICH FORM WORDS AND SENTENCESS THATS BRILLIANT TLL HAVE SO MANY USES BUT... WHNY DIDN'T HE BRING IT HIMSELF? Fun fact: The first alphabet was invented to avoid a face-to-face breakup.

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GOD ARE YOU ALL-POWERFUL? AND DO YOU HAVE COMPLETE FREE WILし? YES OF COURS S0 ITD FOLLOWGREAT. SO, IN ORDER TO PROVE I'M MORE THAT NO HUMAN POWERFUL THAN GOD IM GONNA BEING COULD COMPEL YOU TO NEVER GOING TO CHURCH, MAKING FUN DO ANYTHING? OF SCRIPTURE, AND FORNICATING IN AS FORCE YOU TO SEND ME TO HELL BY MANY WAYS AS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY PERMITS INDEED HIS TRANSCRIPT HIS STUPID ISNT S0 GREATHALO OKAX? Smbc-comics.com
GOD ARE YOU ALL-POWERFUL? AND DO YOU HAVE COMPLETE FREE WILし? YES OF COURS S0 ITD FOLLOWGREAT. SO, IN ORDER TO PROVE I'M MORE THAT NO HUMAN POWERFUL THAN GOD IM GONNA BEING COULD COMPEL YOU TO NEVER GOING TO CHURCH, MAKING FUN DO ANYTHING? OF SCRIPTURE, AND FORNICATING IN AS FORCE YOU TO SEND ME TO HELL BY MANY WAYS AS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY PERMITS INDEED HIS TRANSCRIPT HIS STUPID ISNT S0 GREATHALO OKAX? Smbc-comics.com

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belly button

DADDV WHY DOI HAVE A BELLY BUTTON? A LONG TIME AGO THATS WHERE MOMMYWAS CONNECTED TO YOU SO SHE COULD PULL You NTO HER BODY AND THEN SLOWLY ABSORB YOUR NUTRIENTS UNTIL YOU CEASED TO EX… WAIT IS THAT RIGHT? Sometimes, I forget which way the arrow of time points.
DADDV WHY DOI HAVE A BELLY BUTTON? A LONG TIME AGO THATS WHERE MOMMYWAS CONNECTED TO YOU SO SHE COULD PULL You NTO HER BODY AND THEN SLOWLY ABSORB YOUR NUTRIENTS UNTIL YOU CEASED TO EX… WAIT IS THAT RIGHT? Sometimes, I forget which way the arrow of time points.

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A HUMAN AND A PERFECT SIMULATION OF THAT HUMAN WALK INTO A BAR THE HUMAN SAYS: I HAVE FREE WIll, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER THE GIMULATION SAYS I AM IDENTICAL TO THE HUMAN, FROM WHICH T FOLLOWS THAT I MUST SAYMAKE THAT I HAVE FREE WILL, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER. THE HUMAN REEVALUATES HER NOTION OF FREE WILL EIGHT BEERS mbc-comics.com
A HUMAN AND A PERFECT SIMULATION OF THAT HUMAN WALK INTO A BAR THE HUMAN SAYS: I HAVE FREE WIll, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER THE GIMULATION SAYS I AM IDENTICAL TO THE HUMAN, FROM WHICH T FOLLOWS THAT I MUST SAYMAKE THAT I HAVE FREE WILL, AND I USE IT TO BUY A BEER. THE HUMAN REEVALUATES HER NOTION OF FREE WILL EIGHT BEERS mbc-comics.com

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hubris

THIS IS THE GREATEST ICEBERG IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPECIES/ CAPTAIN/ THERES A GIANT BOAT IN OUR PATH CAPTAIN/ THATS RAM IT WE ARE INVINCIBLE HUBRIS 纠 Penguins have a much happier version of the Titanic story
THIS IS THE GREATEST ICEBERG IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPECIES/ CAPTAIN/ THERES A GIANT BOAT IN OUR PATH CAPTAIN/ THATS RAM IT WE ARE INVINCIBLE HUBRIS 纠 Penguins have a much happier version of the Titanic story

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coordination

HEY I NEED TO BUY SOME GRAPH PAPER FOR MY STUDENTS AWAY FROM CAMPUS./ IS THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE NEAR HERE? YEAH, JUST TWO MILES LATER WAIT, HE DIDN'T SPECIFY A COORDINATE SYSTEM EIPI1 Smbc-comics.com
HEY I NEED TO BUY SOME GRAPH PAPER FOR MY STUDENTS AWAY FROM CAMPUS./ IS THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE NEAR HERE? YEAH, JUST TWO MILES LATER WAIT, HE DIDN'T SPECIFY A COORDINATE SYSTEM EIPI1 Smbc-comics.com

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robot heaven 3

WELCOME TO ROBOT HEAVEN/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT.. IF THIS IS ROBOT HEAVEN, WHY THE CLOUDS? WHYRE WE ENVELOPED IN CIRCUIT-SHORTING MOISTURE? THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORDERERS OF "SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO/ mbc-Comics.com
WELCOME TO ROBOT HEAVEN/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT.. IF THIS IS ROBOT HEAVEN, WHY THE CLOUDS? WHYRE WE ENVELOPED IN CIRCUIT-SHORTING MOISTURE? THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORDERERS OF "SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO/ mbc-Comics.com

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dilemma

KNOW YOUR ETHICAL CONUNDRUMS S IT OKAY TO PUNCH S1T OKAY TO LE TO IMMANUEしKANT TO PREVENT JEREMY BENTHAM IF IT HIM FROM KILLING SOMEONEINCREASES TOTAL HAPPINESS? I HAVE A CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE TO KICK HIS ASS/ HOW INFELICITOUS o/ O S IT OKAY TO RUN OVER PHILIPPA FOOT WITH A TROLLEY IN ORDER TO AVOIDNOT CAPABLE OF SUFFERING? FIVE OTHER PEOPLE? WHAT IS THE DRIVER'S INTENTION AND CERTA- S IT OKAY TO EAT PETER SINGER AS LONG AS HE IS PLUS I'M A FREE-RANGE PETER SINGER/ Smbc-comics.com
KNOW YOUR ETHICAL CONUNDRUMS S IT OKAY TO PUNCH S1T OKAY TO LE TO IMMANUEしKANT TO PREVENT JEREMY BENTHAM IF IT HIM FROM KILLING SOMEONEINCREASES TOTAL HAPPINESS? I HAVE A CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE TO KICK HIS ASS/ HOW INFELICITOUS o/ O S IT OKAY TO RUN OVER PHILIPPA FOOT WITH A TROLLEY IN ORDER TO AVOIDNOT CAPABLE OF SUFFERING? FIVE OTHER PEOPLE? WHAT IS THE DRIVER'S INTENTION AND CERTA- S IT OKAY TO EAT PETER SINGER AS LONG AS HE IS PLUS I'M A FREE-RANGE PETER SINGER/ Smbc-comics.com

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aaaagh

THATS IT NO MORE BEING A CROOK. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 0 Crime rates nosedived shortly after Superman developed his fear of heights.
THATS IT NO MORE BEING A CROOK. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 0 Crime rates nosedived shortly after Superman developed his fear of heights.

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Boomers.irl

THIS COUNTRY HAS LOST ITS WAY WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN AMERICA WAS PROSPEROUS THATS EASY/ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIGHT A JUST WAR AGAINST A POWERFUL OVERSEAS ENEMY DURING A TIME WHEN MAJOR DISCOVERIES INN COMPUTATION TRANSPORTATION AND ENERGY PRODUCTION HAVE JUST OCCURRED PROSECUTE THE WAR IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERY POWERFUL NATION BUT VOUR OWN IS RUINED AFTERWARD COLLECT FLEEING SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS. AS YOUR TROOPS RETURN, ENJOY THE BURST OF SOCIAL COHESION AND THE BOOM IN MANUFACTURING AS YOU SUPPUY A DEVASTATED PLANET WHILE THE WORLDS BEST MINDS CREATE EVER BETTER PRODUCTS, INDUSTRIES, AND DISCOVERIES WITHIN YOUR BORDERS OR WE COULD STOP LETTING GAYS MARRY. YOUR PLAN DOES HANE THE VIRTUE OF SIMPLICITY Smbc-comics.com
THIS COUNTRY HAS LOST ITS WAY WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN AMERICA WAS PROSPEROUS THATS EASY/ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIGHT A JUST WAR AGAINST A POWERFUL OVERSEAS ENEMY DURING A TIME WHEN MAJOR DISCOVERIES INN COMPUTATION TRANSPORTATION AND ENERGY PRODUCTION HAVE JUST OCCURRED PROSECUTE THE WAR IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERY POWERFUL NATION BUT VOUR OWN IS RUINED AFTERWARD COLLECT FLEEING SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS. AS YOUR TROOPS RETURN, ENJOY THE BURST OF SOCIAL COHESION AND THE BOOM IN MANUFACTURING AS YOU SUPPUY A DEVASTATED PLANET WHILE THE WORLDS BEST MINDS CREATE EVER BETTER PRODUCTS, INDUSTRIES, AND DISCOVERIES WITHIN YOUR BORDERS OR WE COULD STOP LETTING GAYS MARRY. YOUR PLAN DOES HANE THE VIRTUE OF SIMPLICITY Smbc-comics.com

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Seize the means of deception!

IS THIS YOUR CARD? NO FOR THERE IS NO SUCH OBJECT. Magic tricks have gotten a lot harder property.
IS THIS YOUR CARD? NO FOR THERE IS NO SUCH OBJECT. Magic tricks have gotten a lot harder property.

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Tourture By Dad Jokes

SOMEONE ATE 7HEREFORE WILL MV PIE. I DON'T lUSING THE MEDIEVAL KNOW WHO IT WAS PRACTICE OF TRIAL BY ORDEAL I WILL BEGIN TELLING AN ENDLESS SERIES OF DAD-JOKES. IF GOD KNOWS YOU TO BE GUILTUESS, HE WILL SPARE YoUR EARS/ INNOCENT HI, INNOCENT IM DAD Smbc -comies. com
SOMEONE ATE 7HEREFORE WILL MV PIE. I DON'T lUSING THE MEDIEVAL KNOW WHO IT WAS PRACTICE OF TRIAL BY ORDEAL I WILL BEGIN TELLING AN ENDLESS SERIES OF DAD-JOKES. IF GOD KNOWS YOU TO BE GUILTUESS, HE WILL SPARE YoUR EARS/ INNOCENT HI, INNOCENT IM DAD Smbc -comies. com

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IN MATHEMATICS THIS ISN'T A PRooF. you CAN'T HAVE A WHOLE STEP THAT'S JUST "MATHEMATICA SAID SO." IN PHYGICS WHAT A WASTE. HALF OF THIS PROOF COULD BE REPLACED BY "MATHEMATICA SAlD So."
IN MATHEMATICS THIS ISN'T A PRooF. you CAN'T HAVE A WHOLE STEP THAT'S JUST "MATHEMATICA SAID SO." IN PHYGICS WHAT A WASTE. HALF OF THIS PROOF COULD BE REPLACED BY "MATHEMATICA SAlD So."

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YOU SPENT BILLIONS JUST To DRESS LIKE AN IDiOT AND STOP SOME MUCCERS AND GANGSTERS? YOU'RE OING TO DIE SOME DAY AND WELL ALL B WORS6 OFF FOR THE ARMS RACE yOU STARTED WITH CRIMINALS! do vou HAVE ANY IDEA How MUCcH CRiME COULD've eeeN STOPPED BY SPENDING- A BILLION DOLLARS ON AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS? Batman should never have revealed his secret identity
YOU SPENT BILLIONS JUST To DRESS LIKE AN IDiOT AND STOP SOME MUCCERS AND GANGSTERS? YOU'RE OING TO DIE SOME DAY AND WELL ALL B WORS6 OFF FOR THE ARMS RACE yOU STARTED WITH CRIMINALS! do vou HAVE ANY IDEA How MUCcH CRiME COULD've eeeN STOPPED BY SPENDING- A BILLION DOLLARS ON AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS? Batman should never have revealed his secret identity

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T CUTS BOTH WAYS F YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD NOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD, YOU HAVE NO 2EASON TO FEAR FREE SPEECH.
T CUTS BOTH WAYS F YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD NOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD, YOU HAVE NO 2EASON TO FEAR FREE SPEECH.

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Dear Human... by Zach Weiner DEAR Human, eqr You ARE A TINY SPECK DWARFED BY EVEN THE TINIEST OBJECTS IN THE HEAVENS WELL THAT'S SAD. ur slihtes actions an s tha vential SINCERELY and tine THE UNIVERSE. Dear human, Hour actions are merely the result of your chemical structure at given time THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S SAD Sincerely Causality Lasality is LYING ve tn Alsa nst lying 4n lyir4 o nea? Thiogs to distract o tom the void of OKAY... s ex EXISTENCE TM GONNA END IT ALL! 00H! Sincerelyps DEAR HUMAN NO YOU AREN'T. OKAY! THENILL YOURE NOT PROGRAMMED TO. DESCEND IN HEDONISM SINCERELY EVOLUTION Dear hunan, you can't afford it sincerely "DEAR REALITY I'M CREATING A NEW SIMULATED REALITY WHERE I'M IN CHARGE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY I LIKE. DEAR HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CLUB. SINCERELY, GOD 凹JOSES after wrtRER | Copyright 2011 berooicsco
Dear Human... by Zach Weiner DEAR Human, eqr You ARE A TINY SPECK DWARFED BY EVEN THE TINIEST OBJECTS IN THE HEAVENS WELL THAT'S SAD. ur slihtes actions an s tha vential SINCERELY and tine THE UNIVERSE. Dear human, Hour actions are merely the result of your chemical structure at given time THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S SAD Sincerely Causality Lasality is LYING ve tn Alsa nst lying 4n lyir4 o nea? Thiogs to distract o tom the void of OKAY... s ex EXISTENCE TM GONNA END IT ALL! 00H! Sincerelyps DEAR HUMAN NO YOU AREN'T. OKAY! THENILL YOURE NOT PROGRAMMED TO. DESCEND IN HEDONISM SINCERELY EVOLUTION Dear hunan, you can't afford it sincerely "DEAR REALITY I'M CREATING A NEW SIMULATED REALITY WHERE I'M IN CHARGE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY I LIKE. DEAR HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CLUB. SINCERELY, GOD 凹JOSES after wrtRER | Copyright 2011 berooicsco

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AND WE WISH TO THANK EVOLUTION FOR SLOWLY TURNING SOME SPECIES OF DINOSAUR INTO A WALKING BALL OF MEAT WITH A TINY HEAD
AND WE WISH TO THANK EVOLUTION FOR SLOWLY TURNING SOME SPECIES OF DINOSAUR INTO A WALKING BALL OF MEAT WITH A TINY HEAD

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SCREW IT. TOO COMPLICATED CAN'T BE FIXED WELL MAYBE..."» WELL... . MAYBE.. How YOU BELIEVE SOCIETY I COULD FIX THE UHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IF THEY'D LISTEN TO ME FIX THE HOLE DAMN SYSTEMF THEY' LISTEN To ME COLLECE RETIREMENT AGE
SCREW IT. TOO COMPLICATED CAN'T BE FIXED WELL MAYBE..."» WELL... . MAYBE.. How YOU BELIEVE SOCIETY I COULD FIX THE UHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IF THEY'D LISTEN TO ME FIX THE HOLE DAMN SYSTEMF THEY' LISTEN To ME COLLECE RETIREMENT AGE

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T'M A SOCIA I DON'T BELIEVE IN CULTURAL ANARcHisT JlcONSTRUCTS HISTaRICAL TRADITIONS OR ANY OTHER TYRANNIES OF PAST AGAINST PRESENT' THEN HOW COME YOURE AI SEE YOU ACCEPT CORPORATE ATTORNeY FOR SoCETY A FINANCIAL FIRM. DEFINTON OF ANARCHIST
T'M A SOCIA I DON'T BELIEVE IN CULTURAL ANARcHisT JlcONSTRUCTS HISTaRICAL TRADITIONS OR ANY OTHER TYRANNIES OF PAST AGAINST PRESENT' THEN HOW COME YOURE AI SEE YOU ACCEPT CORPORATE ATTORNeY FOR SoCETY A FINANCIAL FIRM. DEFINTON OF ANARCHIST

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DAD, WHERE DO KITTIES Go WHEN THEY GAME PLACE MOMMY WENTTo YoUR FORMER WHEN SHE LEFT US BEST FRIENDS HoUse? YEAH. SEE IF YoU CANN FIT IT THROUGH THEE MAIL SLOT
DAD, WHERE DO KITTIES Go WHEN THEY GAME PLACE MOMMY WENTTo YoUR FORMER WHEN SHE LEFT US BEST FRIENDS HoUse? YEAH. SEE IF YoU CANN FIT IT THROUGH THEE MAIL SLOT

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