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Precarious

I GUESS I'M JUST DEPRESSED ABOUT MY PRECARIOUS POSITION. THINK ABOUT IT. WE'RE CARTOON MEN, OUR GENDER CAN BE ALTERED WITH JUST SIX STRAY LINES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT?! smbc-comics.com
I GUESS I'M JUST DEPRESSED ABOUT MY PRECARIOUS POSITION. THINK ABOUT IT. WE'RE CARTOON MEN, OUR GENDER CAN BE ALTERED WITH JUST SIX STRAY LINES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT?! smbc-comics.com

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“AAAAH”

Alt-text: "Of course, in real life that guy would be clawing his eyes out."
Alt-text: "Of course, in real life that guy would be clawing his eyes out."

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Simile

CONVERSATION PRO-TIP SIMILES SOUND CLASSIER THAN METAPHORS NOT CLASSY SUPER CLASSY: THAT GUY IS LIKE A D--- IS. THAT GUY'S A D--- INCREDIBLY CLASSY: NOT CLASSY: MY LIFE IS S--- I LIVE ALIKE S--- NOT CLASSY: THE TONE OF A GENTLEMAN: TODAY IS SUCH AS BALLS ARE. TODAY IS BALLS smbc-comics.com
CONVERSATION PRO-TIP SIMILES SOUND CLASSIER THAN METAPHORS NOT CLASSY SUPER CLASSY: THAT GUY IS LIKE A D--- IS. THAT GUY'S A D--- INCREDIBLY CLASSY: NOT CLASSY: MY LIFE IS S--- I LIVE ALIKE S--- NOT CLASSY: THE TONE OF A GENTLEMAN: TODAY IS SUCH AS BALLS ARE. TODAY IS BALLS smbc-comics.com

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dreams of flight

SO GREAT WILL BE OUR POWER THAT WE WILL NOT ON y BE ABLE TO SEND MAN ABOVE MOUNTAINS AT SPEEDS BEYOND THE DREAMS OF EAGLES -WE WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE S----- ng The ambition of aviation pioneers was almost boundless.
SO GREAT WILL BE OUR POWER THAT WE WILL NOT ON y BE ABLE TO SEND MAN ABOVE MOUNTAINS AT SPEEDS BEYOND THE DREAMS OF EAGLES -WE WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE S----- ng The ambition of aviation pioneers was almost boundless.

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oops

Due to a unit conversion error, the portal to Narnia was opened in Earth's core.
Due to a unit conversion error, the portal to Narnia was opened in Earth's core.

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Goodbye

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Inaccuracy

ACTUALUY THATS INACCURATE. TREES CANT FORM FACES THAT TALK, BECAUSE THEY LACK THE REQUISITE ANATOMICAL FEATURES FOR SPEECH PRODUCTION. It was a mistake to drop acid with Neil Degrasse Tyson.
ACTUALUY THATS INACCURATE. TREES CANT FORM FACES THAT TALK, BECAUSE THEY LACK THE REQUISITE ANATOMICAL FEATURES FOR SPEECH PRODUCTION. It was a mistake to drop acid with Neil Degrasse Tyson.

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Diet

HIS MANY CALORIES NA TINY PLACE?Y TMUST EAT IT BEFORE A RIVAL TAKES IT On the "Honest Paleo" diet, you eat like a caveman living in the present day.
HIS MANY CALORIES NA TINY PLACE?Y TMUST EAT IT BEFORE A RIVAL TAKES IT On the "Honest Paleo" diet, you eat like a caveman living in the present day.

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Bees

ITS TIME TO SOUVE HEALTHCARE TO THAT END WE ARE HEALTHCARE HAS THREE MAIN PROPOSING A FREE NEW PROBLEMS: OVERUSE, HIGH COST MEDICAL SYSTEM CALED AND LOW SATISFACTION DR. BEES EVERY CITIZEN WILL BE ALLOTTED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF HEAUTHCARE, AFTER WHICH THE ONY AVAILABLE DOCTOR WIU BE "DR. BEES WHO IS A BEEHIVE AND ALUWAYS PRESCRIBES BEES. Dr Bees THE SURVIVORS WILL REPORT HIGH WE PREDICT A DRASTIC DROP IN USAGE DUE TO SATISFACTION BECAUSE, IF THEYRE FEAR OF BEE STINGS AND STING-RELATED MORTALTY NOT HAPPY IT INDICATES A NEED FOR ADDITIONAL BEES. ATA COSTS WILL BE KEPT LOW WILL THIS MAKE PEOPLE HEAUTHIER BY HARVESTING THE SWEET SWEET HONEY FROM DR. BEES BETWEEN IM A POuICY GUY CONSULTATIONSDONT DEAL WITH ABSTRACTIONS Smbc-comics.com
ITS TIME TO SOUVE HEALTHCARE TO THAT END WE ARE HEALTHCARE HAS THREE MAIN PROPOSING A FREE NEW PROBLEMS: OVERUSE, HIGH COST MEDICAL SYSTEM CALED AND LOW SATISFACTION DR. BEES EVERY CITIZEN WILL BE ALLOTTED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF HEAUTHCARE, AFTER WHICH THE ONY AVAILABLE DOCTOR WIU BE "DR. BEES WHO IS A BEEHIVE AND ALUWAYS PRESCRIBES BEES. Dr Bees THE SURVIVORS WILL REPORT HIGH WE PREDICT A DRASTIC DROP IN USAGE DUE TO SATISFACTION BECAUSE, IF THEYRE FEAR OF BEE STINGS AND STING-RELATED MORTALTY NOT HAPPY IT INDICATES A NEED FOR ADDITIONAL BEES. ATA COSTS WILL BE KEPT LOW WILL THIS MAKE PEOPLE HEAUTHIER BY HARVESTING THE SWEET SWEET HONEY FROM DR. BEES BETWEEN IM A POuICY GUY CONSULTATIONSDONT DEAL WITH ABSTRACTIONS Smbc-comics.com

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Dream

I HAUE THIS NIGHTMARE WHERE A GIANT MONSTER CHASES ME SUDDENY, MY LEGS FAIL THE MONSTER CATCHES UP WITH ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR LEGS? THE MONSTER IS NOT IMPRESSED THE WORST PART IS HON THE NIGHTMARE WONT END WHEN WAS ITS NOT JUST OF EXERC E TIME YOU DID〉| My LEGS ARE ANY CARDIO?ACTING WEIRD AND ITS NOT MY FAUT CAN YOU JUST EAT ME ALREADY? THE LAST LACK YOURE PROBABLY FILLED WITH TOXINS mbc-comiCs.com
I HAUE THIS NIGHTMARE WHERE A GIANT MONSTER CHASES ME SUDDENY, MY LEGS FAIL THE MONSTER CATCHES UP WITH ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR LEGS? THE MONSTER IS NOT IMPRESSED THE WORST PART IS HON THE NIGHTMARE WONT END WHEN WAS ITS NOT JUST OF EXERC E TIME YOU DID〉| My LEGS ARE ANY CARDIO?ACTING WEIRD AND ITS NOT MY FAUT CAN YOU JUST EAT ME ALREADY? THE LAST LACK YOURE PROBABLY FILLED WITH TOXINS mbc-comiCs.com

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Local Singles

IS IT JUST ME, OR HAVE INTERNET SEX ADS GOTTEN UNCOMFORTABUY REAUISTIC OVER TIME? ATTRACTIVE LOCAL SINGLES WHO ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY DYING INSIDE WOULD PROBABLY TALK TO YOU AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THAT WOULD LEAD TO SOMETHING?
IS IT JUST ME, OR HAVE INTERNET SEX ADS GOTTEN UNCOMFORTABUY REAUISTIC OVER TIME? ATTRACTIVE LOCAL SINGLES WHO ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY DYING INSIDE WOULD PROBABLY TALK TO YOU AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THAT WOULD LEAD TO SOMETHING?

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Hair

WHAT THE THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE YOU ARE SO PARANOID YOUVE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN HAVENT YOU?/ mbc-comics.com
WHAT THE THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE YOU ARE SO PARANOID YOUVE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN HAVENT YOU?/ mbc-comics.com

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Targeted Ads

TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS BUY NOW/ COOL PEOPLE WENT TO NYU ADVANCED TARGETED MERCHANDSE ADS THE HELU? BUY NOW/ CoOL PEOPLE ERE BORN NOVEMBER 1 180, IN LINCOUNSHIRE COUNTY BY C-SECTIONN THE HORRIBLE FUTURE BUY NOW PAPA? COOL PEOPLES BIOLOGICAL FATHER WAS ACTALLY STAN DAVIES FROM ACROSS THE STREET mbc-comiCs.com
TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS BUY NOW/ COOL PEOPLE WENT TO NYU ADVANCED TARGETED MERCHANDSE ADS THE HELU? BUY NOW/ CoOL PEOPLE ERE BORN NOVEMBER 1 180, IN LINCOUNSHIRE COUNTY BY C-SECTIONN THE HORRIBLE FUTURE BUY NOW PAPA? COOL PEOPLES BIOLOGICAL FATHER WAS ACTALLY STAN DAVIES FROM ACROSS THE STREET mbc-comiCs.com

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Get Me A Scientist

MR PRESIDENTI AN ASTEROID S HEADED DIRECTLY FO2 LOS ANGELES! WE HAVE a HOURS UNTIL IMPACT GET ME A SCIENTIST 71 HOURS LATER MY GOD ITUL HAVE A DESTRUCTIVE RADIUS OF HUNDREDS OF MILES. THERES NO TIME TO LOSEICEs GREAT NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT WEVE SET UP ROBUST SEISMIC DETECTORS ALONG THE ENTIRE BLAST AREA/ THE DATA IS GONNA BE AMAZING/ smbc-comics.com
MR PRESIDENTI AN ASTEROID S HEADED DIRECTLY FO2 LOS ANGELES! WE HAVE a HOURS UNTIL IMPACT GET ME A SCIENTIST 71 HOURS LATER MY GOD ITUL HAVE A DESTRUCTIVE RADIUS OF HUNDREDS OF MILES. THERES NO TIME TO LOSEICEs GREAT NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT WEVE SET UP ROBUST SEISMIC DETECTORS ALONG THE ENTIRE BLAST AREA/ THE DATA IS GONNA BE AMAZING/ smbc-comics.com

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Survival

WELCOME TO MY SURVIVAU BUNKER. IM PREPPED FOR THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE, WHETHER SOCIO, 8IO, OR NUKE WHERES THE NO WATER, NO WATER? RISK OF DROWNING SURVIVAL 101 HOW ABOUT A GUN? AND THEWITHOUT FOOD FOOD?ILl BE FORCED TO LEARN TO UVE OFF THE LAND HUGE SAVINGS IN TIME A GUN? SUPPOSE WE GET ATTACKED THOSE ATTACKERS MIGHT STEAL THE GUN NOW WERE DEFENSELESS SO YOUR PLAN IN CASE OF NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE IS IM GONNA PLAY THE ODDS AND BE DEAD smbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU THANKS TO BUVERS OF SOONISH CUuck HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION/
WELCOME TO MY SURVIVAU BUNKER. IM PREPPED FOR THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE, WHETHER SOCIO, 8IO, OR NUKE WHERES THE NO WATER, NO WATER? RISK OF DROWNING SURVIVAL 101 HOW ABOUT A GUN? AND THEWITHOUT FOOD FOOD?ILl BE FORCED TO LEARN TO UVE OFF THE LAND HUGE SAVINGS IN TIME A GUN? SUPPOSE WE GET ATTACKED THOSE ATTACKERS MIGHT STEAL THE GUN NOW WERE DEFENSELESS SO YOUR PLAN IN CASE OF NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE IS IM GONNA PLAY THE ODDS AND BE DEAD smbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU THANKS TO BUVERS OF SOONISH CUuck HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION/

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Fossils

THEY WERE PUT HERE B F YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, WHERE DO YOU SATAN. TO TEST OUR FAITH THINK ALL THESE FOSSILS 「 COME FROM? Wow wow, GIMME A BREAK ELSEWHERE DAMMIT. HOW MANY GIANT FEATHERY LIZARDS DOES IT TAKE FOR THESE PEOPLE TO REALIZE ITS A PRANK? THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO. mbc-comics.com
THEY WERE PUT HERE B F YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, WHERE DO YOU SATAN. TO TEST OUR FAITH THINK ALL THESE FOSSILS 「 COME FROM? Wow wow, GIMME A BREAK ELSEWHERE DAMMIT. HOW MANY GIANT FEATHERY LIZARDS DOES IT TAKE FOR THESE PEOPLE TO REALIZE ITS A PRANK? THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO. mbc-comics.com

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hubris

THIS IS THE GREATEST ICEBERG IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPECIES/ CAPTAIN/ THERES A GIANT BOAT IN OUR PATH CAPTAIN/ THATS RAM IT WE ARE INVINCIBLE HUBRIS 纠 Penguins have a much happier version of the Titanic story
THIS IS THE GREATEST ICEBERG IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPECIES/ CAPTAIN/ THERES A GIANT BOAT IN OUR PATH CAPTAIN/ THATS RAM IT WE ARE INVINCIBLE HUBRIS 纠 Penguins have a much happier version of the Titanic story

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