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“Are you sure that’s you in there, Peter? You … You don’t even talk like yourself.”

“I know. I get into costume and boom, I’m this snarky wise-guy. Anonymity’s liberating.
There should be rooms where people could go to chat using fake identities. They’d spend hours just being jerks to each other.
Anyway … What do you think about the agent thing?”

“Are you sure that’s you in there, Peter? You … You don’t even talk like yourself.”

“I know. I get into costume and boom, I’m this snarky wise-guy. Anonymity’s liberating.
There should be rooms where people could go to chat using fake identities. They’d spend hours just being jerks to each other.
Anyway … What do you think about the agent thing?”

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I KNEW THAT CAB DRIVER TOOK THE WRONG TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE A COMEDIAN NO, NOT THE COMEDIAN YOU'RE THINKING OF THE GUY WITH THE MOUSTACHE. DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE TOO? PERSONALLY I MISSED THE SQUID I HATE COMEDIANS. YIPE

I KNEW THAT CAB DRIVER TOOK THE WRONG TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE A COMEDIAN NO, NOT THE COMEDIAN YOU'RE THINKING OF THE GUY WITH THE MOUSTACHE. DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE TOO? PERSONALLY I MISSED THE SQUID I HATE COMEDIANS. YIPE

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SHUDDUP YoU mISERABLE LITTLE... EVER THINK ABOUT GIVING PROPECIA A TRY VULTCHY? THEY SAY IT KILLS THE LIBIDO BUT DOES GROW HAIR AND WELLLL, IS THE LIBIDO REALLY WORKIN' FOR YA ALL THAT MuCH ANYWAY? AT LEAST IT'LL GEAR You up FOR THE SALTPETER YOu'RE GONNA BE GETTING IN YouR PRISON FOOD IT'S BECOME A BIT FIGHT I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO OF AN OCCuPATIONAL HAZARD THOuGH, Woul DN'T YOu SAY WELL, AND THERE HE IS, I'M SICK JUMPING FF THE OF ITTREES, HITTING ME THE CHITCHAT WHILE THEY TALK WHEN THEY FIGHT? IT'S NOT A PROM, IT'S A FIGHT HITTING, KICKING, NO TALKING T DON'T LIKE THE TALKING ALL OVER AND YAPPING LIKE A TERRIER SOMEBODY STOP ME! A LOTTA PEOPLE THINK T'M BALD 'CAUSE THIS MASK MAKES ME LOOK THAT WAY SO KINDA KNOW HOW YOU FEaL aXCEPT FOR ONE THING... T'M NOT! OKAY THAT WAS CRUEL. BALD JOKES ARE CHEAP SHOTS AND T'M ALREADY WINNING... BUT C'MON, You ARE SO WAAAAAAAY BALD MAN, YOU'RE SO BALD You coOuLD LEAD THE X-MEN, YOU COULD BE CAPTAIN OF THE LOVE BOAT You CouLD POSE FOR MR CLEAN SOTTLES, You couLD BE THE BAAAAHAHAHAHA! LveR SURFeR'S STUNTMAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

SHUDDUP YoU mISERABLE LITTLE... EVER THINK ABOUT GIVING PROPECIA A TRY VULTCHY? THEY SAY IT KILLS THE LIBIDO BUT DOES GROW HAIR AND WELLLL, IS THE LIBIDO REALLY WORKIN' FOR YA ALL THAT MuCH ANYWAY? AT LEAST IT'LL GEAR You up FOR THE SALTPETER YOu'RE GONNA BE GETTING IN YouR PRISON FOOD IT'S BECOME A BIT FIGHT I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO OF AN OCCuPATIONAL HAZARD THOuGH, Woul DN'T YOu SAY WELL, AND THERE HE IS, I'M SICK JUMPING FF THE OF ITTREES, HITTING ME THE CHITCHAT WHILE THEY TALK WHEN THEY FIGHT? IT'S NOT A PROM, IT'S A FIGHT HITTING, KICKING, NO TALKING T DON'T LIKE THE TALKING ALL OVER AND YAPPING LIKE A TERRIER SOMEBODY STOP ME! A LOTTA PEOPLE THINK T'M BALD 'CAUSE THIS MASK MAKES ME LOOK THAT WAY SO KINDA KNOW HOW YOU FEaL aXCEPT FOR ONE THING... T'M NOT! OKAY THAT WAS CRUEL. BALD JOKES ARE CHEAP SHOTS AND T'M ALREADY WINNING... BUT C'MON, You ARE SO WAAAAAAAY BALD MAN, YOU'RE SO BALD You coOuLD LEAD THE X-MEN, YOU COULD BE CAPTAIN OF THE LOVE BOAT You CouLD POSE FOR MR CLEAN SOTTLES, You couLD BE THE BAAAAHAHAHAHA! LveR SURFeR'S STUNTMAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

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Halt villain

EVEN A LYING, BACKSTABBING, SPINELESS, COWARDLY TRAITOR OF A FRIEND... LIKE MYSTERIC VAULT! MYSTERION, ILLUSION, KAFFK OFFHURFF STUPID KAF! SMOKE I CAN'T SEE ANY-- UNFF! MUCH TO VILLAIN!

EVEN A LYING, BACKSTABBING, SPINELESS, COWARDLY TRAITOR OF A FRIEND... LIKE MYSTERIC VAULT! MYSTERION, ILLUSION, KAFFK OFFHURFF STUPID KAF! SMOKE I CAN'T SEE ANY-- UNFF! MUCH TO VILLAIN!

Umm..

You don't say anything, I won't say anything Deal. MJ? Well You here? It'sechnically, Peter. Can I I suppose the come in? question is can I stay in or-MJ? Just keep going, Peter... it's nothing that gouging out your eyes and washing them in sulfuric acid won't fix...

You don't say anything, I won't say anything Deal. MJ? Well You here? It'sechnically, Peter. Can I I suppose the come in? question is can I stay in or-MJ? Just keep going, Peter... it's nothing that gouging out your eyes and washing them in sulfuric acid won't fix...

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Your coussssin

HuHuH AKK HAKkK KAFF GIVE IT UP YSTERIO THE DEVIL'S BREATH ONLY TARGETS SOMEONE WITH MY DNA YES... KAFF...ALL THIS TIME.. .I WAS... REALLY... COUSIN! どい THE GNYEAH! PSYCH! AH AH AHHH SUNNUVA BISCUIT! SWEAR WE SHOULD AWARDS... GROING

HuHuH AKK HAKkK KAFF GIVE IT UP YSTERIO THE DEVIL'S BREATH ONLY TARGETS SOMEONE WITH MY DNA YES... KAFF...ALL THIS TIME.. .I WAS... REALLY... COUSIN! どい THE GNYEAH! PSYCH! AH AH AHHH SUNNUVA BISCUIT! SWEAR WE SHOULD AWARDS... GROING

Fat jokes

WHO ARE YOU THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF THINGS1 WANTED TO SAH TO YOU AND I WAS AFRAID I WAS GOING TO FORGET 岻YOU DONT TiATIF!EVER HAD A KNOW WHY IWITH YOU AGAIN. TO 5AN THEM DONG THS THAT I WOULD TELL YOU AND I REALLY TO TELL YOU THE5 THINGS BECAUSE THEY REALLY MPORTANT TO ME GOES YOU ARE 50 FAT “ THAT WHEN YOU CUT FLUFF COMES OK YOU ARE SO FAT OOH TOUGH NO? i。ω ABOUT THAT YOUR 4iGH SCHOOL ABOUT-YOURE SO FAT THAT WHEN OU SET ON A SCALE IT SAYS: ONE AT THIS ONE ROOM WAS TAKEN FROM A you SON OF WAIT WAIT HOW ABOUT THIS ONE... YOUR BELLY AN ECHO. IF YOU WERE TRUCK YOU WOULD HAVE A WIDE LOAD SIGN WHEN YOU BACK UP WE CAN HEAR A BEEPING

WHO ARE YOU THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF THINGS1 WANTED TO SAH TO YOU AND I WAS AFRAID I WAS GOING TO FORGET 岻YOU DONT TiATIF!EVER HAD A KNOW WHY IWITH YOU AGAIN. TO 5AN THEM DONG THS THAT I WOULD TELL YOU AND I REALLY TO TELL YOU THE5 THINGS BECAUSE THEY REALLY MPORTANT TO ME GOES YOU ARE 50 FAT “ THAT WHEN YOU CUT FLUFF COMES OK YOU ARE SO FAT OOH TOUGH NO? i。ω ABOUT THAT YOUR 4iGH SCHOOL ABOUT-YOURE SO FAT THAT WHEN OU SET ON A SCALE IT SAYS: ONE AT THIS ONE ROOM WAS TAKEN FROM A you SON OF WAIT WAIT HOW ABOUT THIS ONE... YOUR BELLY AN ECHO. IF YOU WERE TRUCK YOU WOULD HAVE A WIDE LOAD SIGN WHEN YOU BACK UP WE CAN HEAR A BEEPING

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The greatest villain of them all

WHO IS THE FUNNY BUNNY ANYWAY THE FUNNY BUNNY WAS A NICE NORMAL PERSOW.. ...UNTIL A BULLY SAT ON HER EASTER BASKET AND SO I TURNED TO A LIFE OF CRIME... ..STEALING FROM KIDS EASTER BASKETS! shhhmagpie kyriarchy anactualbear kyriarchy ungrammaticality look how HAPPY the bully is to be jumping arse first onto an easter basket Wow, apparently where Spiderman is concerned, NO VILLAIN IS TOO SILLY BACK IN THE 60'S/7O'S YOU COULD STUB YOUR TOE ON A WALL AND BECOME A BRICK THEMED SUPERVILLAIN OUT OF REVENGE bolded for truth how do you lead a life of crime stealing from kids' easter baskets? like what do you do the rest of the year :/a the best part is the bully appears to be about 30 years old, rolling around in his bomber jacket ruining kids' afternoons vrcan vead Fois sleowry the Butt Bomber was a nice, normal boy, until a gang of bulies kicked him in the butt one day. now that he's grown up, he and his keister take out their anger on innocent children SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MARVEL I am not sure this should even count as Superdickery, it is just regular person dickery in a costume

WHO IS THE FUNNY BUNNY ANYWAY THE FUNNY BUNNY WAS A NICE NORMAL PERSOW.. ...UNTIL A BULLY SAT ON HER EASTER BASKET AND SO I TURNED TO A LIFE OF CRIME... ..STEALING FROM KIDS EASTER BASKETS! shhhmagpie kyriarchy anactualbear kyriarchy ungrammaticality look how HAPPY the bully is to be jumping arse first onto an easter basket Wow, apparently where Spiderman is concerned, NO VILLAIN IS TOO SILLY BACK IN THE 60'S/7O'S YOU COULD STUB YOUR TOE ON A WALL AND BECOME A BRICK THEMED SUPERVILLAIN OUT OF REVENGE bolded for truth how do you lead a life of crime stealing from kids' easter baskets? like what do you do the rest of the year :/a the best part is the bully appears to be about 30 years old, rolling around in his bomber jacket ruining kids' afternoons vrcan vead Fois sleowry the Butt Bomber was a nice, normal boy, until a gang of bulies kicked him in the butt one day. now that he's grown up, he and his keister take out their anger on innocent children SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MARVEL I am not sure this should even count as Superdickery, it is just regular person dickery in a costume

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Does whatever a Spider can!

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A doodle I did of my design for Spidey

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A doodle I did of my design for Spidey

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The Gang's all here

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Hey, if a villain's about to win, he should be spilling the details of his plans.

Hey, if a villain's about to win, he should be spilling the details of his plans.

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What could have possibly went wrong?

SPIDER MAN WEAVING A WEB OF CULINARY DELIGHTS MY SPIDER SENSE TELLS ME SOMETHING IS WRONG! UGA FLOUR

SPIDER MAN WEAVING A WEB OF CULINARY DELIGHTS MY SPIDER SENSE TELLS ME SOMETHING IS WRONG! UGA FLOUR

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I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

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Bad

WELL, THIS IS JUST BAD LEVELS.

WELL, THIS IS JUST BAD LEVELS.