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OH DON'T MIND US... PLEASE CONTINHE...
OH DON'T MIND US... PLEASE CONTINHE...

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Patti LuPone aka Yellow Diamond

as COMMENTS OTHER DISCUSSIONS (1) Has Anyone Had A Celebrity NSFW Encounter? what's your story? (self,AskReddit) submitted 20 hours ago by DeadlyMonkeyz NSFW 11796 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: best ▼ you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the comments ↑ [-] sd51223 16.4k points 18 hours ago* This is actually from a director I worked with. In the 80s, he was hired as a backstage dresser for a Broadway show that had Patti LuPone in it and it was his first show. I don't remember what the show was, but there was a scene where she runs off stage. He was instructed to stand right off stage and hold his hands out at a very specific position, which is common in quick change situations where an actor might have to hand off or literally throw a costume piece to make their change. What actually happened is that his hands were in the perfect position to get two handfulls of boob. As she ran off stage she pulled her breasts out so that he would grab them. Apparently she likes pranking new crew members. permalink save report give gold reply [-] DE Goya 8337 points 14 hours ago Breast prank ever. permalink save parent report give gold rephy

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The Sewing Point? by Discount-Supervillain

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(C CHUGA CHUGA

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How to attract a Peridot by Discount-Supervillain

ONLYDUME IDIOTSGETIN THIS BOX
ONLYDUME IDIOTSGETIN THIS BOX

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End of the dump

IM TELLING YOU THEYRE GOOD NOw.. JH...YEAH.UMM STEVEN IDON'T THINK RIGHT NOWISA VERY GOOD TIME...WHH YOUR NEW... AUNTS ARE MMMALIL'BUSY... HNNGNN ALMOSHEETALITTLEM-MORE! AHEM! OH DON'T MIND US.. PLEASE CONTINUE... STEVEN!I I MEAN! OHDIAMONDIDUNNOWHATCAMEOVERMEIMEANS ONTOMEANDWEWHEREDANCINGBUTNOTINANINTIMATEK BUTTHENWEFUSEDANDITOLDHERNOTTOBUTSHEWANTEDTOANYWAY HERSELF

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Resuming dump.

HMMM NOPE...MMM NOT SOFT ENOUGH... WAIT THIS ONE FEELS NICE... ...MAT...WHY IS THE CONNIE'S LOWER SHIRT IN STEVEN'S SHIRTSTORACE UNIT:? NEVERMIND!THIS WILL HAVE TO DO, LAPIS ENJOYS WHEN I WEAR CUTE HHMAN SHIRTS THIS ONE WILL DO...HMM MY SCENT SPONGE IS PICKING uPSOMETHING... SALTy. CAW CAn CAn UNUM STEVEN> THAT YOUR REFRIGERATOR? CAW PEARL? ater at the barn... EEHEHEHEHEHE AND THEN I THREW THE ENTIRE REFRICERATION UNIT AT HER! HA! SHE'S CONNA BE PRETTY SALTY AFTER THIS ONE!
HMMM NOPE...MMM NOT SOFT ENOUGH... WAIT THIS ONE FEELS NICE... ...MAT...WHY IS THE CONNIE'S LOWER SHIRT IN STEVEN'S SHIRTSTORACE UNIT:? NEVERMIND!THIS WILL HAVE TO DO, LAPIS ENJOYS WHEN I WEAR CUTE HHMAN SHIRTS THIS ONE WILL DO...HMM MY SCENT SPONGE IS PICKING uPSOMETHING... SALTy. CAW CAn CAn UNUM STEVEN> THAT YOUR REFRIGERATOR? CAW PEARL? ater at the barn... EEHEHEHEHEHE AND THEN I THREW THE ENTIRE REFRICERATION UNIT AT HER! HA! SHE'S CONNA BE PRETTY SALTY AFTER THIS ONE!

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Still dumping.

..you sold them the carwash... Technically I didn't sell it to them. I was talking to Andy and he told me the best thing to do was to ut thern illegal aliens to do all the work", so L..kinda gave them a job It WAS working wonders at first, but then they went and possed their raturalization tests; row they're citizers. Hell, they're even legally married in the state of Delmarva. They started demanding better wages, threatened to sue... look, I panicked, alright?! I might have told them they could buy out the corwash I didnt think they'd build up the EGPRSer aIlEr scratch to actually DO it, though.「 Now they own half of the business. They turned it into a full blown carwoshtune up gi with MeepMorp Gallery iness is booming; we even got folks coming in from out of state and everything!
..you sold them the carwash... Technically I didn't sell it to them. I was talking to Andy and he told me the best thing to do was to ut thern illegal aliens to do all the work", so L..kinda gave them a job It WAS working wonders at first, but then they went and possed their raturalization tests; row they're citizers. Hell, they're even legally married in the state of Delmarva. They started demanding better wages, threatened to sue... look, I panicked, alright?! I might have told them they could buy out the corwash I didnt think they'd build up the EGPRSer aIlEr scratch to actually DO it, though.「 Now they own half of the business. They turned it into a full blown carwoshtune up gi with MeepMorp Gallery iness is booming; we even got folks coming in from out of state and everything!

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How come we never uploaded this artist full gallery here? Those strips are hilarious. Goign to dump them all.

BUT IM TECHNICALYA TEENAGER! CMOON WANNA'HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS! YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE B-BESIDES PERIDOT IS HERE, AND SHE'S LITILE NO STEVONNIE, SHE'S JuST A SIMALL GEM, SHE'S THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLDER THAN YOu...EVEN F SHE'S A BIT...Y'KNOW CHILDISH. LOOK HONEY FUSING DOESN'T MAKE YOU OLDER, JUST WAIT A COUPLE THOUSAND YEARS, OK? ...LO0K...STEW..HIMMM YKNOW. W-WAIT WHAT WHERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN? SCH...IM PRETTY F----- P RIGHT NOW...B-BUT. HERE YOU GO AMETHYST F THIS DOESN'T POOF YOu I DON'T THINIK SOMETHING SHORT OF INDUSTRIAL WASTE WILL DO IT l6
BUT IM TECHNICALYA TEENAGER! CMOON WANNA'HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS! YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE B-BESIDES PERIDOT IS HERE, AND SHE'S LITILE NO STEVONNIE, SHE'S JuST A SIMALL GEM, SHE'S THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLDER THAN YOu...EVEN F SHE'S A BIT...Y'KNOW CHILDISH. LOOK HONEY FUSING DOESN'T MAKE YOU OLDER, JUST WAIT A COUPLE THOUSAND YEARS, OK? ...LO0K...STEW..HIMMM YKNOW. W-WAIT WHAT WHERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN? SCH...IM PRETTY F----- P RIGHT NOW...B-BUT. HERE YOU GO AMETHYST F THIS DOESN'T POOF YOu I DON'T THINIK SOMETHING SHORT OF INDUSTRIAL WASTE WILL DO IT l6

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"I think it was supposed to be a flannel shirt. Though, not a flannel shirt that looked anything like the one I drew. Hm. I blame my cold."


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Pole Dancing Pearl by Based God, CubedCoconut

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Somehow... Grearl


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I wish all of you a…

24 RE NEW YEAR
24 RE NEW YEAR

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Pearl does not approve of Steven's fashion sense...

STEVEV NECESSARY OH YEs DOWT LIVE How FAST HE'S UP. SLUTBUT

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Jasper poses for Mr. Smiley

Hlha.

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We are the Crystal Gems


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From the fanfic “Ready To Leave This Year Behind”

"Hey, Steven. We're just throwing a little party to celebrate the defeat of our greatest enemy," said Garnet, smiling faintly. "Oh! You mean, bubbling Jasper?" "Haha, no," she replied, as she put on a pair of 2017 glasses.
"Hey, Steven. We're just throwing a little party to celebrate the defeat of our greatest enemy," said Garnet, smiling faintly. "Oh! You mean, bubbling Jasper?" "Haha, no," she replied, as she put on a pair of 2017 glasses.

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It's Over, isn't it?


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Hey Greg


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