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THE GOD-EMPEROR SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR YOU FUKKEN ENDODS WILL YOU NOT PAY YOUR ETERNAL DEBT?

THE GOD-EMPEROR SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR YOU FUKKEN ENDODS WILL YOU NOT PAY YOUR ETERNAL DEBT?

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motivational

RoB ŞLY MARBO DEA IR

RoB ŞLY MARBO DEA IR

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Cooking with the Imperial Fists.

This recipe was much better received than the "Nob Burger" was.

This recipe was much better received than the "Nob Burger" was.

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"Newer" does not mean "Better"

Heh, heh, heh.

Primaris Marines are complete chumps.

(Hand absentmindedly reaches out and swipes thin air.)

Huh, where did my coffee g--<b>BLOODY MAGPIES!!!</b>

For all the acolytes out there, the full speech can be found below. Memorise it well, for you will only be able to become a full battle-brother once you can recite it by heart:

<i>"Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!</i>
<i>Battle Brothars!</i>

<i>Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar!</i>
<i>We know oua duteh and we will do eet.</i>
<i>We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,</i>
<i>as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!</i>

<i>And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no!</i>
<i>It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!</i>

<i>As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike!</i>
<i>Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish.</i>
<i>We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive</i> <i>deep strikes</i>

<i>The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn.</i>
<i>We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them – we will leave none alive!</i>
<i>Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters</i>

<i>We are the Spehss Mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!"</i>

Heh, heh, heh.

Primaris Marines are complete chumps.

(Hand absentmindedly reaches out and swipes thin air.)

Huh, where did my coffee g--<b>BLOODY MAGPIES!!!</b>

For all the acolytes out there, the full speech can be found below. Memorise it well, for you will only be able to become a full battle-brother once you can recite it by heart:

<i>"Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!</i>
<i>Battle Brothars!</i>

<i>Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar!</i>
<i>We know oua duteh and we will do eet.</i>
<i>We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,</i>
<i>as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!</i>

<i>And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no!</i>
<i>It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!</i>

<i>As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike!</i>
<i>Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish.</i>
<i>We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive</i> <i>deep strikes</i>

<i>The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn.</i>
<i>We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them – we will leave none alive!</i>
<i>Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters</i>

<i>We are the Spehss Mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!"</i>

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What's the time, Mr Xeno?

<p style="color: green">>TFW you are one of the most technologically advanced races in the galaxy, but bayonets are beyond you.</p>

Git gud, scrubs

<p style="color: green">>TFW you are one of the most technologically advanced races in the galaxy, but bayonets are beyond you.</p>

Git gud, scrubs

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Enjoy your moment of glory

Be careful what you wish for kids.

Be careful what you wish for kids.

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Handicap

Let's all just forget that they can transform their clawed hands into normal hands at will for the sake of comedy.

Let's all just forget that they can transform their clawed hands into normal hands at will for the sake of comedy.

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Battle Music

Yes, this is real.

It's called the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20201111235556/https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Exorcist">Exorcist</a> and it works exactly as pictured.

For the love of the Emperor, buy more Sisters of Battle before GW squats them again.

Don't let the Space Marines claim more victims.

Yes, this is real.

It's called the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20201111235556/https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Exorcist">Exorcist</a> and it works exactly as pictured.

For the love of the Emperor, buy more Sisters of Battle before GW squats them again.

Don't let the Space Marines claim more victims.

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Norn-Chan

Well...this is one of the more cursed things I've uploaded in a while.

Made all the worse by what one of the commenters said.

"She's not hungry for his meat, she's just thirsty for his geneseed!

... Wait a minute."

Well...this is one of the more cursed things I've uploaded in a while.

Made all the worse by what one of the commenters said.

"She's not hungry for his meat, she's just thirsty for his geneseed!

... Wait a minute."

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Inquisitors are asleep, post heresy.

So according to the author, the idea for this...thing, came from this video by Eliphas:

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So according to the author, the idea for this...thing, came from this video by Eliphas:

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Plan of Attack

The life of a Death Korp commissar must be an interesting, if short, one.

The life of a Death Korp commissar must be an interesting, if short, one.

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Cooking with the Salamanders.

***Thought of the Day***

If the heretic does not resemble a Well Done Steak cooked by a member of the XVIII Legion, you have not used enough fire.

***Thought of the Day***

If the heretic does not resemble a Well Done Steak cooked by a member of the XVIII Legion, you have not used enough fire.

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Cute Couple

One's a traumatised Vat-Grown solider, the others an almost emotionless cyborg.

They were pretty much made for each other.

One's a traumatised Vat-Grown solider, the others an almost emotionless cyborg.

They were pretty much made for each other.

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put them on

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"And then I shoved a flamer in his face!"

h. 1.

h. 1.

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(Puts on Auspexes)

I know what you guys are like with one liners.

I'm expecting great things.

I know what you guys are like with one liners.

I'm expecting great things.

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