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11:19 ↓ ↓ till 31% Uh-oh....that's a long message being typed Sallet_Helm_Guy 11:18 pm So, 69 million years ago there was a race called the Necrontyr. These Necrontyr were fated to live terrible lives, as their homeworld's o-zone had been evaporated, and so their lives were short and they died if cancer at 20, usually. These Necrontyr hoped foe one thing that would save them: immortality. So when they ran into the Old One's - a powerful, god-like race who, of course, knew the secret to immortality, they pleaded with them for immortality. The old ones said "piss off", and so, the Silent King of the Necrontyr dynasties declared war upon the old ones. The Necrontyr promptly got their s--- kicked in. Then another god-like race called the C'tan showed up and promised to help the Necrontyr, and to give them immortality. This was, of course, a horrific trap, and the Necrontyr were dragged in chains into bio-transference chambers, where they were stripped of their flesh and their souls were eaten by the C'tan. The Necrontyr became the soulless automatons, the Necrons as they were called. The C'tan, with their new found Necron army, genocides the Old One's, who in desperation created two races to fight the C'tan. The Eldar and the Krorks. The C'tan won, however, and skipping forwards a bit, the Silent King who had retained his sentience, rebelled against the C'tan in something called The War in Heaven. Eventually they shattered the C'tan and trapped them in chambers, kinda like pokemon. Then they went to sleep in their tombs, to awake 70 million years later to reclaim the galaxy. OK, that's the intro done → Goodluck :3 Message tomboy_abs_pls... ||| O GIF
11:19 ↓ ↓ till 31% Uh-oh....that's a long message being typed Sallet_Helm_Guy 11:18 pm So, 69 million years ago there was a race called the Necrontyr. These Necrontyr were fated to live terrible lives, as their homeworld's o-zone had been evaporated, and so their lives were short and they died if cancer at 20, usually. These Necrontyr hoped foe one thing that would save them: immortality. So when they ran into the Old One's - a powerful, god-like race who, of course, knew the secret to immortality, they pleaded with them for immortality. The old ones said "piss off", and so, the Silent King of the Necrontyr dynasties declared war upon the old ones. The Necrontyr promptly got their s--- kicked in. Then another god-like race called the C'tan showed up and promised to help the Necrontyr, and to give them immortality. This was, of course, a horrific trap, and the Necrontyr were dragged in chains into bio-transference chambers, where they were stripped of their flesh and their souls were eaten by the C'tan. The Necrontyr became the soulless automatons, the Necrons as they were called. The C'tan, with their new found Necron army, genocides the Old One's, who in desperation created two races to fight the C'tan. The Eldar and the Krorks. The C'tan won, however, and skipping forwards a bit, the Silent King who had retained his sentience, rebelled against the C'tan in something called The War in Heaven. Eventually they shattered the C'tan and trapped them in chambers, kinda like pokemon. Then they went to sleep in their tombs, to awake 70 million years later to reclaim the galaxy. OK, that's the intro done → Goodluck :3 Message tomboy_abs_pls... ||| O GIF

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Tau Tuesday-For the Greater Survival | /r/grimdank

Fun Fact Fire Warrior training includes wilderness survival and hunting, including use of basic weapons such as spears, and a group of battlesuit cadres stranded in a quagmire world survived by hunting mega-predators by the hundreds until being rescued.
Fun Fact Fire Warrior training includes wilderness survival and hunting, including use of basic weapons such as spears, and a group of battlesuit cadres stranded in a quagmire world survived by hunting mega-predators by the hundreds until being rescued.

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You claim the spirits of the land cleanse your magic, and everyone believes you. I do the same and everyone says I'm delusional. That doesn't seem fair.
You claim the spirits of the land cleanse your magic, and everyone believes you. I do the same and everyone says I'm delusional. That doesn't seem fair.

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POV: You stole a potato because you were hungry on Nostramo | /r/grimdank

A group of Heretic Astartes from Night Lords have arrived in transport pods. Their pods went haywire and are landing scattered all over the area! They are attacking immediately. Watch out - they appear to be unusually clever with their taction. Thou'll avoid your turrets' fieldo weapon Change espected batteries ght Lords 01:23
A group of Heretic Astartes from Night Lords have arrived in transport pods. Their pods went haywire and are landing scattered all over the area! They are attacking immediately. Watch out - they appear to be unusually clever with their taction. Thou'll avoid your turrets' fieldo weapon Change espected batteries ght Lords 01:23

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Stupid thing I made as a reaction, thought it was funny | /r/grimdank

THIS SQUIG IS RAAAGH!
THIS SQUIG IS RAAAGH!

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What is a "scientific process"? Can't you just snort radioactive crack rocks and build a nuke out of...

When your newest invention blows up during battle, killing 73% of your army, but 12 humans died too: Stupid Man-Thing! Skaven science is the best in the world, yes-yes!
When your newest invention blows up during battle, killing 73% of your army, but 12 humans died too: Stupid Man-Thing! Skaven science is the best in the world, yes-yes!

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Happy little servo skull | /r/grimdank

YOU AND YOUR SERVO SKULL PET IT REGULARY FEED IT DAILY PLAY TOGETHER HAPPY LITTLE SERVO-SKULL
YOU AND YOUR SERVO SKULL PET IT REGULARY FEED IT DAILY PLAY TOGETHER HAPPY LITTLE SERVO-SKULL

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Divine intervention. | /r/grimdank

Between them both which would be the best wingman to help you score in the club?
Between them both which would be the best wingman to help you score in the club?

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I mean, it's not perfect, but it's still somewhat decent for one of my first times! | /r/grimdank

sibling let's you borrow some of their makeup you look up a tutorial and it it seems kinda similar to painting warhammer HOLY F--- THE SKILLS ARE SOMEWHAT INTERCHANGEA BLE made with mematic
sibling let's you borrow some of their makeup you look up a tutorial and it it seems kinda similar to painting warhammer HOLY F--- THE SKILLS ARE SOMEWHAT INTERCHANGEA BLE made with mematic

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THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK! | /r/grimdank

This kind of behaviour is never tolerated among the dawi. You shout like that you get a grudge. Right away, no talk, no discussion, nothing. Elgi? We have a special grudge book for elgi You are stealing: grudge You are playing music too loud: grudge You make mule walk too fast? Grudge Walk too slow? Also grudge You charge too high prices for furs, telescopes? Grudge You undercook fish? Believe it or not, grudge You overcook chicken? Also grudge. Undercook, overcook You make an appointment with the priestess and you don't show up? Grudge, right away. We have the best foreign relations in the world. Because of grudge
This kind of behaviour is never tolerated among the dawi. You shout like that you get a grudge. Right away, no talk, no discussion, nothing. Elgi? We have a special grudge book for elgi You are stealing: grudge You are playing music too loud: grudge You make mule walk too fast? Grudge Walk too slow? Also grudge You charge too high prices for furs, telescopes? Grudge You undercook fish? Believe it or not, grudge You overcook chicken? Also grudge. Undercook, overcook You make an appointment with the priestess and you don't show up? Grudge, right away. We have the best foreign relations in the world. Because of grudge

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Who would be better at chess? | /r/grimdank


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When Guilliman thirsty | /r/grimdank

WHEN YOUR DAD VI CAUGHT THE ELDAR FEVER AND BROUGHT HOME A NEW MOMMY imgflip.com
WHEN YOUR DAD VI CAUGHT THE ELDAR FEVER AND BROUGHT HOME A NEW MOMMY imgflip.com

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Cant belive GW has gone woke() already in 1997. | /r/grimdank

If WARHAMMER Would 40,000 be released today, they would have: Made the vegetable state guy the most powerfull due to his will Sprinkle some other ethnicities among the main cast Made the orks Bri'ish Made the "good guys" inclusive Made these two specificly gay Made a mostly woman faction with BDSM theme to corrupt the youth
If WARHAMMER Would 40,000 be released today, they would have: Made the vegetable state guy the most powerfull due to his will Sprinkle some other ethnicities among the main cast Made the orks Bri'ish Made the "good guys" inclusive Made these two specificly gay Made a mostly woman faction with BDSM theme to corrupt the youth

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IM TRYING! Did you hit him yet?
IM TRYING! Did you hit him yet?

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We've returned to monke with this one. Jokaero are a good pick, but from now on I'll only consider a...

Stupid Good Neutral Horny Evil Lawful Chad Neutral Smart Chaotic
Stupid Good Neutral Horny Evil Lawful Chad Neutral Smart Chaotic

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