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□ Anonymous (ID: x9Vmb3xy) 06/11/1 3(Tue)23:51:48 No.486448935 Replies: 22 486 449241 22486458624 >>486467445 File: 1371009108086.gif-(85 KB, 500x281, 1334444153918.gif) s.deal n.th깥 trsarut 2015 >watching a $30 movie on my government-issued Xbox One, as mandated by Obama's Universal Entertainment Act >it's kinda meh, but you get what you pay for >neighbor walks in looking for something before I can tell him to leave, my Xbox notices him and charges me $100 for a license to let someone else watch that movie, plus an additional $25 Privilege Tax since he's a white male >start to get angry even though I know I shouldn't >Xbox interprets my elevated heart rate and flushing face as arousal and starts showing pay-per-view interracial gay p--- >decide enough is enough and reach over to turn off Xbox >it sees what I'm doing and sends out a distress call >within seconds an all-female SWAT team breaks through my windows and tackles me to the floor >get arrested for obstruction of entertainment and for missing my daily estrogen injection >share a prison cell with Ron Paul, who gives me daily reminders about how easily I could have prevented all this

□ Anonymous (ID: x9Vmb3xy) 06/11/1 3(Tue)23:51:48 No.486448935 Replies: 22 486 449241 22486458624 >>486467445 File: 1371009108086.gif-(85 KB, 500x281, 1334444153918.gif) s.deal n.th깥 trsarut 2015 >watching a $30 movie on my government-issued Xbox One, as mandated by Obama's Universal Entertainment Act >it's kinda meh, but you get what you pay for >neighbor walks in looking for something before I can tell him to leave, my Xbox notices him and charges me $100 for a license to let someone else watch that movie, plus an additional $25 Privilege Tax since he's a white male >start to get angry even though I know I shouldn't >Xbox interprets my elevated heart rate and flushing face as arousal and starts showing pay-per-view interracial gay p--- >decide enough is enough and reach over to turn off Xbox >it sees what I'm doing and sends out a distress call >within seconds an all-female SWAT team breaks through my windows and tackles me to the floor >get arrested for obstruction of entertainment and for missing my daily estrogen injection >share a prison cell with Ron Paul, who gives me daily reminders about how easily I could have prevented all this

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TM On Online connectivity - You can game offline for up to 24 hours on your primary console, or one hour if you are logged on to a separate console Source: Official Xbox Blog Xbox Wire": http://news.xbox.com/ connectivity No Online requirements, fully Offline capable Source: SCE WorldWide studios President Shuhei Yoshida Gameinfromer Magazine May 2013 On Privacy: On Privacy: Kinect can be "Software" disable, Must still be hard wired to the console for console to work. - You "control" what information is relayed to Microsoft Source: Official Xbox Blog "Xbox Wire": http://news.xbox.com/ PS Eye sold separately Source: Dualshock 4 Introduction video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQXN3Azvq9E On used games DRM On used games DRM "We designed Xbox One so game publishers can enable you to trade in your games at participating retailers" - You can only give a game to people who have been on your friends list for at least 30 days and each game can only be given once Source: Official Xbox Blog Xbox Wire": http://news.xbox.com/ No Solid information yet - "Used games can play on PS4, That's the general expectation by consumers They purchase physical form, they want to use it everywhere, right? So that's my expectation Source: SCE WorldWide studios President Shuhei Yoshida to Eurogamer.net Febuary 21st 2013 (and multiple times later) On "Mobile/2nd Screen" Fully integrated with Smartglass Source: Official Xbox Announcement On ""Mobile/2nd Screen On Indie games - All Indie games must publish via "Microsoft Game Studios or with a third-party partner Fully integrated with tablet/phone App All PS4 games that do not require additional peripherals will have rem Source: Source: SCE WorldWide studios President Shuhei Yoshida on twitter.com/yosp ote play option with PS Vita Indie developers can not self publish via XBL Source: Shacknews : http://www.shacknews.com/ (no official rebuttle) On Indie games Indie developers can self publish via PSN ony's developer and publisher relations executive Adam Boyes to Gamasutra March 25th 2013 Accurate as of June 10th, 2013 16:30CET

TM On Online connectivity - You can game offline for up to 24 hours on your primary console, or one hour if you are logged on to a separate console Source: Official Xbox Blog Xbox Wire": http://news.xbox.com/ connectivity No Online requirements, fully Offline capable Source: SCE WorldWide studios President Shuhei Yoshida Gameinfromer Magazine May 2013 On Privacy: On Privacy: Kinect can be "Software" disable, Must still be hard wired to the console for console to work. - You "control" what information is relayed to Microsoft Source: Official Xbox Blog "Xbox Wire": http://news.xbox.com/ PS Eye sold separately Source: Dualshock 4 Introduction video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQXN3Azvq9E On used games DRM On used games DRM "We designed Xbox One so game publishers can enable you to trade in your games at participating retailers" - You can only give a game to people who have been on your friends list for at least 30 days and each game can only be given once Source: Official Xbox Blog Xbox Wire": http://news.xbox.com/ No Solid information yet - "Used games can play on PS4, That's the general expectation by consumers They purchase physical form, they want to use it everywhere, right? So that's my expectation Source: SCE WorldWide studios President Shuhei Yoshida to Eurogamer.net Febuary 21st 2013 (and multiple times later) On "Mobile/2nd Screen" Fully integrated with Smartglass Source: Official Xbox Announcement On ""Mobile/2nd Screen On Indie games - All Indie games must publish via "Microsoft Game Studios or with a third-party partner Fully integrated with tablet/phone App All PS4 games that do not require additional peripherals will have rem Source: Source: SCE WorldWide studios President Shuhei Yoshida on twitter.com/yosp ote play option with PS Vita Indie developers can not self publish via XBL Source: Shacknews : http://www.shacknews.com/ (no official rebuttle) On Indie games Indie developers can self publish via PSN ony's developer and publisher relations executive Adam Boyes to Gamasutra March 25th 2013 Accurate as of June 10th, 2013 16:30CET

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