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Friendly Questions

HOU MANY... APPLES... HAVE YOU EATEN? HEY! LIKE, IN MY LIFE? OH, HI! YES Normal human.ISHOULD GO. Conversation OK. 1. Ask them about themselves

HOU MANY... APPLES... HAVE YOU EATEN? HEY! LIKE, IN MY LIFE? OH, HI! YES Normal human.ISHOULD GO. Conversation OK. 1. Ask them about themselves

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Conversational Dynamics

CHECK IT OUT! MY NEW SYSTEM ALLOWS ANYONE ON EARTH To INJECT THEMSELVES INTO ANY CONVERSATION HAPPENING ANYWHERE AT ANY TİME. COOL! I BET THIS WON'T LEAD TO ANY UNHEALTHY DYNAMICS! THE CREATION OF THE MODERN WEB

CHECK IT OUT! MY NEW SYSTEM ALLOWS ANYONE ON EARTH To INJECT THEMSELVES INTO ANY CONVERSATION HAPPENING ANYWHERE AT ANY TİME. COOL! I BET THIS WON'T LEAD TO ANY UNHEALTHY DYNAMICS! THE CREATION OF THE MODERN WEB

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Star Lore

THAT CLUSTER WAS KNOWN To THE AGENTS AS THE FİVE SISTERS. THE RED ONE IS A SUPERGIANT AND WILL PROBABLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT MILLION YEARS WOw! THERE ARE TOO MANY STATUS LEDS IN MY RooM.

THAT CLUSTER WAS KNOWN To THE AGENTS AS THE FİVE SISTERS. THE RED ONE IS A SUPERGIANT AND WILL PROBABLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT MILLION YEARS WOw! THERE ARE TOO MANY STATUS LEDS IN MY RooM.

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Personal Data

YEAH, OR TAXES. EVERYONE TALKS EVERYONE KEEPS TAUKING ABOUT YEAH. I DONT REALLY KNOU HAT IT REALLY KNOW WHAT THE ECONOMY 1 MEAN, I UNDERSTAND THE IDEA | | 15, IF WERE GETTING SPECIFIC I PERSONAL DAIF2 TO RC HONESTE Irs i ABOUT TAXES, WHAT ARE THEY? DO OK WAIT YOU DEFNITELY NEED YEAH, IDEALLY SOMETIME TO PPY THEM AND TO LO AND KNOW ITS ATHING ISHOULD KNOLJ STOCKS GONG UP IS GOOD. FORTO LEARN ABOUT THAT ONE. PROTECT BUT TS SO ABSTRACT PEOPLE WHO OWN STOCK, ATLEAST WHATEVER "STOCKS" ARE. IN THE. NEXT FEW WEEKS.

YEAH, OR TAXES. EVERYONE TALKS EVERYONE KEEPS TAUKING ABOUT YEAH. I DONT REALLY KNOU HAT IT REALLY KNOW WHAT THE ECONOMY 1 MEAN, I UNDERSTAND THE IDEA | | 15, IF WERE GETTING SPECIFIC I PERSONAL DAIF2 TO RC HONESTE Irs i ABOUT TAXES, WHAT ARE THEY? DO OK WAIT YOU DEFNITELY NEED YEAH, IDEALLY SOMETIME TO PPY THEM AND TO LO AND KNOW ITS ATHING ISHOULD KNOLJ STOCKS GONG UP IS GOOD. FORTO LEARN ABOUT THAT ONE. PROTECT BUT TS SO ABSTRACT PEOPLE WHO OWN STOCK, ATLEAST WHATEVER "STOCKS" ARE. IN THE. NEXT FEW WEEKS.

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Smart Home Security

HOW LONG YOU'VE HAD YOUR SMART APPLIANCE MONTHS 1 YEAR 5 YEARS 0 YEARS BEST-CASE YOURE CONSTANTLY BEING RESCUED FROM PERIL BY A FACELESS TEAM OF ENGINEERS WHO COULD WANDER / AWAY AT ANY TIME YOUR APPUANCE 1S PART OFA BOTNET RUN BY ORGANIZED CRIME WORST CASE

HOW LONG YOU'VE HAD YOUR SMART APPLIANCE MONTHS 1 YEAR 5 YEARS 0 YEARS BEST-CASE YOURE CONSTANTLY BEING RESCUED FROM PERIL BY A FACELESS TEAM OF ENGINEERS WHO COULD WANDER / AWAY AT ANY TIME YOUR APPUANCE 1S PART OFA BOTNET RUN BY ORGANIZED CRIME WORST CASE

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Background Apps

PEOPLE! CLOSNG BACKGRDUND APPS WHEN YOURE NOT USING THEHM MAKES YOUR PHONE BAITERY DRAIN FASTER NOT SLOJER STOP IT! UHAT KND OF PERSON CHARTERS A PLANE T GIVE UNSOLICITED TECH ADVICE TO STRANGERS? OK, FAIR. SORRY. I GUESS IM JUST ANGRY ABOUT OTHER STUFF AND ITS COMING OUT HERE. NO WORRIES. JUST MAYBE SPEND AS MUCH TME REFLECTING ON YOUR OUN MOTVATION FOR CORRECTING PEOPLE AS YOU HAVE ON THEIRS FOR CLOSNG APPS CAN YOU TWO PLEASE HAVE THS CONVERSATION SOMTE HERE ELSE? Uou THESE BANNERS ARE SURPRISINGLY CHEAP TO RENT.

PEOPLE! CLOSNG BACKGRDUND APPS WHEN YOURE NOT USING THEHM MAKES YOUR PHONE BAITERY DRAIN FASTER NOT SLOJER STOP IT! UHAT KND OF PERSON CHARTERS A PLANE T GIVE UNSOLICITED TECH ADVICE TO STRANGERS? OK, FAIR. SORRY. I GUESS IM JUST ANGRY ABOUT OTHER STUFF AND ITS COMING OUT HERE. NO WORRIES. JUST MAYBE SPEND AS MUCH TME REFLECTING ON YOUR OUN MOTVATION FOR CORRECTING PEOPLE AS YOU HAVE ON THEIRS FOR CLOSNG APPS CAN YOU TWO PLEASE HAVE THS CONVERSATION SOMTE HERE ELSE? Uou THESE BANNERS ARE SURPRISINGLY CHEAP TO RENT.

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Spatial Orientation

IM FACING WEST, S0 THE EARTHS SPIN I5 CARRYING ME BACKUARD. BUT OUR ORBIT I5 CARRYING ME FORWARD AROUND THE SUN THE SUN IS PASSING OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER. IM AT 39 N 50 IM TILTED. BUT WAIT EARTHS AXIS IS TILTED BY 23. DOIADD OR SUBTRACT THAT TO GET THE TILT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM? OK, I SEE THE MOON. IT FOLLOS THESUNS PATH BUT IS IT MOVING TOLARD IT OR ALJAY? I KNOw T ORBITS COUNTERCLOCKLISE FROM THE NORTH... MY HEAD HURTS, LET ME STARTOER HES JUST STANDING THERE. HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHICH WAY THE THEATER 15 OR NOT? LETS ASK SOMEONE ELSE. SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME TRYING TO WORK OUT MY ORIENTATION RELATIVE TO OTHER STUFF IN THE UNIVERSE.

IM FACING WEST, S0 THE EARTHS SPIN I5 CARRYING ME BACKUARD. BUT OUR ORBIT I5 CARRYING ME FORWARD AROUND THE SUN THE SUN IS PASSING OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER. IM AT 39 N 50 IM TILTED. BUT WAIT EARTHS AXIS IS TILTED BY 23. DOIADD OR SUBTRACT THAT TO GET THE TILT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM? OK, I SEE THE MOON. IT FOLLOS THESUNS PATH BUT IS IT MOVING TOLARD IT OR ALJAY? I KNOw T ORBITS COUNTERCLOCKLISE FROM THE NORTH... MY HEAD HURTS, LET ME STARTOER HES JUST STANDING THERE. HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHICH WAY THE THEATER 15 OR NOT? LETS ASK SOMEONE ELSE. SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME TRYING TO WORK OUT MY ORIENTATION RELATIVE TO OTHER STUFF IN THE UNIVERSE.

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Generations

GENERATONS ARE ARBITRARY. THEYRE JUST LABELS JE USE TO OBLIQUELY TALK ABOUT CULTURAL TRENDS. BUT SINCE PEJ RESEARCH HAS BECOME THE LATEST TO WEIGH IN, AND EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD POINTLESS ARGUMENT OVER DEFINITONS... XKCD PRESENTS A DEFINITIVE CHRONOLOGY OF THE GENERATIONS 1730-1747 THE FOUNDERS 718-1765 GENERATIONf 1766-1783 THE ADEQUATE GENERATION 784-1801 GENERATION AE I802-9 THE GENERATION WE CUT A LOr oF SLACK BECAUSE THEY PRODUCED LUNNCOLN 1820-1837 THE GILDED GENERATION 1838-1855 THE SECOND-GREATEST GENERATION 1856-1873 GENERATION -.- 1874-181 THE KIDS UHO DIED IN THE GILDED GENERATIONS FACTORIES AND MINES 1992-1909 O0PS, ONE OF US I5 HITLER 910-1927 THE GREATEST GENERATION 1928-1945 THE SILENT GENERATION 1916-1763 BABY B0OMERS 1964-1981 GENERATION X 1982-1799 MILLENNIALS 2000-2017 GENERATION 2018-2035 ZUCKERBERGS ARMY 2036-2053 THE HOVERING ONES 2054-2071 SPARE PARTS 2072-2087 MORE GEN-XERS SOMEHOW 2070-2107 THE PAPERCLIP MACHINES 2108-225 THE MIXED BAG PRODUCED 4 LINCOLNS 208-125 1NAPOLEON AND 2 HITLERS) 2126-243 THE PROCEDURAL GENERATION 2144-2161 GENERATION Ω 2360-2378 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION

GENERATONS ARE ARBITRARY. THEYRE JUST LABELS JE USE TO OBLIQUELY TALK ABOUT CULTURAL TRENDS. BUT SINCE PEJ RESEARCH HAS BECOME THE LATEST TO WEIGH IN, AND EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD POINTLESS ARGUMENT OVER DEFINITONS... XKCD PRESENTS A DEFINITIVE CHRONOLOGY OF THE GENERATIONS 1730-1747 THE FOUNDERS 718-1765 GENERATIONf 1766-1783 THE ADEQUATE GENERATION 784-1801 GENERATION AE I802-9 THE GENERATION WE CUT A LOr oF SLACK BECAUSE THEY PRODUCED LUNNCOLN 1820-1837 THE GILDED GENERATION 1838-1855 THE SECOND-GREATEST GENERATION 1856-1873 GENERATION -.- 1874-181 THE KIDS UHO DIED IN THE GILDED GENERATIONS FACTORIES AND MINES 1992-1909 O0PS, ONE OF US I5 HITLER 910-1927 THE GREATEST GENERATION 1928-1945 THE SILENT GENERATION 1916-1763 BABY B0OMERS 1964-1981 GENERATION X 1982-1799 MILLENNIALS 2000-2017 GENERATION 2018-2035 ZUCKERBERGS ARMY 2036-2053 THE HOVERING ONES 2054-2071 SPARE PARTS 2072-2087 MORE GEN-XERS SOMEHOW 2070-2107 THE PAPERCLIP MACHINES 2108-225 THE MIXED BAG PRODUCED 4 LINCOLNS 208-125 1NAPOLEON AND 2 HITLERS) 2126-243 THE PROCEDURAL GENERATION 2144-2161 GENERATION Ω 2360-2378 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION

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Interaction

HOW ARE YOU DOING? SAME HERE! AND NOW ITS FALLING APART BEFORE MY EYES. REALUY EXCITED To BEH CONFIDENTLY HANDLING HEY, CONGRATS! THIS EXTREMELY BASICYOU Too! SOCIAL INTERACTION! IM GONNA QUIT WHILE IM AHEAD THANKS! SAME. SEE YOU LATER!

HOW ARE YOU DOING? SAME HERE! AND NOW ITS FALLING APART BEFORE MY EYES. REALUY EXCITED To BEH CONFIDENTLY HANDLING HEY, CONGRATS! THIS EXTREMELY BASICYOU Too! SOCIAL INTERACTION! IM GONNA QUIT WHILE IM AHEAD THANKS! SAME. SEE YOU LATER!

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The Simpsons

FUN FACT 990 2018 LISA8 36 BART IO38 HOMER & 36-ISH -ISH F YOU WERE BART AND LISAS AGE DURING THE FIRST FE SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS THIS YEAR YOURE THE SAME AGE AS HOMER AND MARGE.

FUN FACT 990 2018 LISA8 36 BART IO38 HOMER & 36-ISH -ISH F YOU WERE BART AND LISAS AGE DURING THE FIRST FE SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS THIS YEAR YOURE THE SAME AGE AS HOMER AND MARGE.

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Self-Driving Issues

1 WORRY ABOUT | 내ATS TO STOP SOTEONE | ExCEPT.. THOSE THINGS | | | GESSTS JUST THAT MOST SELF-DRMING CAR FROM PAINTING FAKE LINES OULD ALsD WORK ON PEOPLE ARENT MURDERERS? SAFETY FEATURES ON THE ROAD, OR DROPPING HUMAN DRVERS LUHATS A CUTOUT OF A PEDESTRIAN STOPPING PEOPLE NOW? ONTO A HIGHJAY TO MAKE CARS SWERVE AND CRASH?Y YEPH, CAUSING CAR CRASHES ISNT HARD AN UNDERAPPRECIATED COMPONENT OF OUR ROAD SAFETY SYSTEM.

1 WORRY ABOUT | 내ATS TO STOP SOTEONE | ExCEPT.. THOSE THINGS | | | GESSTS JUST THAT MOST SELF-DRMING CAR FROM PAINTING FAKE LINES OULD ALsD WORK ON PEOPLE ARENT MURDERERS? SAFETY FEATURES ON THE ROAD, OR DROPPING HUMAN DRVERS LUHATS A CUTOUT OF A PEDESTRIAN STOPPING PEOPLE NOW? ONTO A HIGHJAY TO MAKE CARS SWERVE AND CRASH?Y YEPH, CAUSING CAR CRASHES ISNT HARD AN UNDERAPPRECIATED COMPONENT OF OUR ROAD SAFETY SYSTEM.

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Unification

ELECTRICITYLEAK FORCEEST GERTNY DISEYSTRONG FORCE PROGRESS TOWARD UNIFYING THE FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE

ELECTRICITYLEAK FORCEEST GERTNY DISEYSTRONG FORCE PROGRESS TOWARD UNIFYING THE FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE

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Robots

DID YOU SEE THIS YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY50 DOESNT IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SAY THE ROBOTS ARE ALL GONNA DIE? BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT VIDEO? HUMANS 5EE A ROBOT OPEN A DOOR, AND WE WERE DEFINITELYALL INSTANTLY ASSUME ALL GONNA DIE. VERE IN MORTAL PERIL MOLENTLY OVERREACTING TO A PERCEIVED THREAT? THAT DOESNT 50UND LIKE HUMANS. YEAH I MUST BE THINKING OF SOME OTHER SPECIES.

DID YOU SEE THIS YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY50 DOESNT IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SAY THE ROBOTS ARE ALL GONNA DIE? BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT VIDEO? HUMANS 5EE A ROBOT OPEN A DOOR, AND WE WERE DEFINITELYALL INSTANTLY ASSUME ALL GONNA DIE. VERE IN MORTAL PERIL MOLENTLY OVERREACTING TO A PERCEIVED THREAT? THAT DOESNT 50UND LIKE HUMANS. YEAH I MUST BE THINKING OF SOME OTHER SPECIES.

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The History of Unicode

988: 2018 SENATOR ANGUS KINGO WHAT...UHAT HAPPENED 2 MY "UNICODE" STANDARD SHOULD HELP REDUCE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY INCOMPATIGLE BINARYGETING A LOBSTER Eno!! THANKS TEXT ENCODINGS. I IN 꺼05E THIRTY YEARS GREAT NENS FOR MAINE-WERE THINGS GOT A LITLE TO eUNICODE FOR RECOGNIZING THE IMPACT OF THIS CRITICAL CRUSTACEAN IN MANE PND ACRO65 THE COUNTRY. YOURS TRUL SENATOR啬幽 2/7/18 312Pm

988: 2018 SENATOR ANGUS KINGO WHAT...UHAT HAPPENED 2 MY "UNICODE" STANDARD SHOULD HELP REDUCE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY INCOMPATIGLE BINARYGETING A LOBSTER Eno!! THANKS TEXT ENCODINGS. I IN 꺼05E THIRTY YEARS GREAT NENS FOR MAINE-WERE THINGS GOT A LITLE TO eUNICODE FOR RECOGNIZING THE IMPACT OF THIS CRITICAL CRUSTACEAN IN MANE PND ACRO65 THE COUNTRY. YOURS TRUL SENATOR啬幽 2/7/18 312Pm

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Backpack Decisions

ITS DOWN To TWO: THE ONE WITH THE CHARGER POCKET AND THE ONE WITH WAIT THAT OTHER ONE IS WATERPROOF! UGH DOIEVEN WANT A BACKPACK? MAYBE I 5HOULD BE LOOKING AT MESSENGER BAGS AGAIN. OK, STARTNG OVER. AMOUNT OF TIMME IVE SPENT PARALYZED BY INDECISION OVER CHOOSING THE RIGHT. COLLEGE PHONE APARTMENT CAR LAPTOP BACKPACHK

ITS DOWN To TWO: THE ONE WITH THE CHARGER POCKET AND THE ONE WITH WAIT THAT OTHER ONE IS WATERPROOF! UGH DOIEVEN WANT A BACKPACK? MAYBE I 5HOULD BE LOOKING AT MESSENGER BAGS AGAIN. OK, STARTNG OVER. AMOUNT OF TIMME IVE SPENT PARALYZED BY INDECISION OVER CHOOSING THE RIGHT. COLLEGE PHONE APARTMENT CAR LAPTOP BACKPACHK

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Super Bowl Watch Party

MORNING. HOWS THE GAME? EAGLES GOT To THE 26-YARD LINE AROUND MIDNIGHT THEYVE BEEN WALKING ACROS5 THE FIELD SINCE THEN. JUST ENTERED A HUDDLE. I BET THE NEXT FRAME WILL BE ACUT. YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST ADS WILL COME BY THE END OF FEBRUARY? IMAT A YEAR-ROUND SUPER BOWL WATCH PARTY. WERE PLAYING THE STREAM AT ½30x SPEED SO IT UILL END JUST AS NEXT YEARS SUPER BOWL STARTS

MORNING. HOWS THE GAME? EAGLES GOT To THE 26-YARD LINE AROUND MIDNIGHT THEYVE BEEN WALKING ACROS5 THE FIELD SINCE THEN. JUST ENTERED A HUDDLE. I BET THE NEXT FRAME WILL BE ACUT. YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST ADS WILL COME BY THE END OF FEBRUARY? IMAT A YEAR-ROUND SUPER BOWL WATCH PARTY. WERE PLAYING THE STREAM AT ½30x SPEED SO IT UILL END JUST AS NEXT YEARS SUPER BOWL STARTS

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Chicken Pox and Name Statistics

00%[ FRACTION OF KDS YOUR AGE WHO GOT CHICKEN POX VERY ROUGH US ESTIMATES BASED ON DOI:10.15585/mmwrmm6534aH AND DOl:10106/vaccine.2012.05.050 VACCINE INTRODUCED IN 1995 50 0% YOUR AGE: 5 I0 15 20 25 30 35 RELATIVE POPULARITY OF SEVERAL NAMES IN YOUR AGE GROUP G SOURCE SSA.GOV) TAxON BROOKLYN YOUR AGE: 5IO 15 20 25 30 35 CHICKEN POX INCIDENCE BY NAME: VERY ROUGH ESTIMATE) BRIAN: 75% SARAH: 60% LOGAN: 20% BROOKLYN: 10% JAXON: 4% HARPER: 2% FUN FACT. PEOPLE NAMED SARAH AND "BRIAN THINK CHICKEN POX IS NORMAL AND COMMON, AND PEOPLE NAMED "LOGAN" AND 'HARPER" DO NOT.

00%[ FRACTION OF KDS YOUR AGE WHO GOT CHICKEN POX VERY ROUGH US ESTIMATES BASED ON DOI:10.15585/mmwrmm6534aH AND DOl:10106/vaccine.2012.05.050 VACCINE INTRODUCED IN 1995 50 0% YOUR AGE: 5 I0 15 20 25 30 35 RELATIVE POPULARITY OF SEVERAL NAMES IN YOUR AGE GROUP G SOURCE SSA.GOV) TAxON BROOKLYN YOUR AGE: 5IO 15 20 25 30 35 CHICKEN POX INCIDENCE BY NAME: VERY ROUGH ESTIMATE) BRIAN: 75% SARAH: 60% LOGAN: 20% BROOKLYN: 10% JAXON: 4% HARPER: 2% FUN FACT. PEOPLE NAMED SARAH AND "BRIAN THINK CHICKEN POX IS NORMAL AND COMMON, AND PEOPLE NAMED "LOGAN" AND 'HARPER" DO NOT.

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Fruit Collider

HEN TWO APPLES COLLIDE, THEY CAN BRIEFLY FORMM EXOTIC NEW FRUIT PINEAPPLES WITH APPLE SKIN. POMEGRANATES FULL OF GRAPES. WATERMELON-SIZED PEACHES. THESE NORMALY DECAY INTO A SHOUER OF FRUIT SALD, BUT BY STUDYING THE DEBRIS WE CAN LEARN WHAT WAS PRODUCED THEN, THE HUNT IS ON FOR A STABLE FORM HOU NEW TYPES OF FRUIT ARE DEVELOPED

HEN TWO APPLES COLLIDE, THEY CAN BRIEFLY FORMM EXOTIC NEW FRUIT PINEAPPLES WITH APPLE SKIN. POMEGRANATES FULL OF GRAPES. WATERMELON-SIZED PEACHES. THESE NORMALY DECAY INTO A SHOUER OF FRUIT SALD, BUT BY STUDYING THE DEBRIS WE CAN LEARN WHAT WAS PRODUCED THEN, THE HUNT IS ON FOR A STABLE FORM HOU NEW TYPES OF FRUIT ARE DEVELOPED

Campaign Fundraising Emails

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