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Meltdown and Spectre

THE MELTDOUNAND SPECTRE EXPLOITS USE "SPECULATIVE EEOTON?" WHAT'S THAT? THE PHANTOM TROLLEY ISN'T SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ANYONE, BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN YOU KNOU THE TROLLEY PROBLEM? WELL, FOR A HILE NOU CPUs HAVE BASICALLY6TLL USE IT To DO STUFF AND IT CAN DRIVE BEEN SENDING TROUENS DOWN BOW PATHS, GUANTUM-STYLE, WHILE AWAITING THROUGH WALLS. YOUR CHOICE. THEN THE UNNEEDED "PHANTOMT TROLLEY DISAPPEARS. THAT SOUNDS BAD UHATS THAT? SO YOURE SAYING IF YOU TOGGLE A ROU OF MEIORY THE CLOUD IS FULL OF HONESTL IVE BEENCELL5 ON AND OFF REALLY FAST YOU PHANTOM TROLLEYSs ASSUMING WE UERECAN USE ELECTRICAL INTERFERENCE ARMED WITH HAMMERS DOOMED EVER SINCE TO FLIP NEARBY BITS AND I LEARNED ABOUT YES. THAT IS EXACTY RIGHT. ROCHAMMER, I DO UE JUST SUCK AT..COMPUTERS? OKAY. Tu,U. INSTALL UPDATES YUP ESPECIALY SHARED ONES. GOOD IDEA Fi
THE MELTDOUNAND SPECTRE EXPLOITS USE "SPECULATIVE EEOTON?" WHAT'S THAT? THE PHANTOM TROLLEY ISN'T SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ANYONE, BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN YOU KNOU THE TROLLEY PROBLEM? WELL, FOR A HILE NOU CPUs HAVE BASICALLY6TLL USE IT To DO STUFF AND IT CAN DRIVE BEEN SENDING TROUENS DOWN BOW PATHS, GUANTUM-STYLE, WHILE AWAITING THROUGH WALLS. YOUR CHOICE. THEN THE UNNEEDED "PHANTOMT TROLLEY DISAPPEARS. THAT SOUNDS BAD UHATS THAT? SO YOURE SAYING IF YOU TOGGLE A ROU OF MEIORY THE CLOUD IS FULL OF HONESTL IVE BEENCELL5 ON AND OFF REALLY FAST YOU PHANTOM TROLLEYSs ASSUMING WE UERECAN USE ELECTRICAL INTERFERENCE ARMED WITH HAMMERS DOOMED EVER SINCE TO FLIP NEARBY BITS AND I LEARNED ABOUT YES. THAT IS EXACTY RIGHT. ROCHAMMER, I DO UE JUST SUCK AT..COMPUTERS? OKAY. Tu,U. INSTALL UPDATES YUP ESPECIALY SHARED ONES. GOOD IDEA Fi

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IATA Airport Abbreviations

CONFUSED BY THOSE AIRPORT IM FLYING INTO ELUR TONIGHT ABBREMATIONS USED BY YOURHEN DT ToMORRO FRIENDS WHO FLYA LOT? JUST MEMIORIZE THIS LIST! WITHOUT GOOGUING TMI TURKMIENISTAN INTERNATIONAL EWR EDLWARDS AIR FORCE BASE KUL KINGDOM OF LOATHING MIA COLOMBO SRI LANKA FFS FLAGSTAFF STATION SAN SAN ANTONIO DWI DELAWARE INTERNATIONAL MDW MIDWAY ATOLL SEA INDICATES WATER LANDING
CONFUSED BY THOSE AIRPORT IM FLYING INTO ELUR TONIGHT ABBREMATIONS USED BY YOURHEN DT ToMORRO FRIENDS WHO FLYA LOT? JUST MEMIORIZE THIS LIST! WITHOUT GOOGUING TMI TURKMIENISTAN INTERNATIONAL EWR EDLWARDS AIR FORCE BASE KUL KINGDOM OF LOATHING MIA COLOMBO SRI LANKA FFS FLAGSTAFF STATION SAN SAN ANTONIO DWI DELAWARE INTERNATIONAL MDW MIDWAY ATOLL SEA INDICATES WATER LANDING

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App

WANT TO SITAN INCOMPLETE VERSION OF OUR WEBSITE WHERE YOU CPWT Z00M? DOUNLOAD OUR APP! OK NO BUT ASK ME AGAIN EVERY TME
WANT TO SITAN INCOMPLETE VERSION OF OUR WEBSITE WHERE YOU CPWT Z00M? DOUNLOAD OUR APP! OK NO BUT ASK ME AGAIN EVERY TME

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How to make friends

"Wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!"
"Wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!"

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Defensive Profile

PROFILE PROFILE PROFILE ISPEAK MY MIND AND I SPEAK MY MIND AND I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY DON'T CARE WHO I OFFEND. NO FILTER. OFFEN PEOPLE KEEP GETTING MAD AT ME AND IM USING THIS PEP TALK To CONVINCE MYSELF THATS OKAY DON'T SELECT ALL VIEW TRANSLATION PRINT
PROFILE PROFILE PROFILE ISPEAK MY MIND AND I SPEAK MY MIND AND I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY DON'T CARE WHO I OFFEND. NO FILTER. OFFEN PEOPLE KEEP GETTING MAD AT ME AND IM USING THIS PEP TALK To CONVINCE MYSELF THATS OKAY DON'T SELECT ALL VIEW TRANSLATION PRINT

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Digital Data

"Source":http://xkcd.com/1683/ Alt-text: "“If you can read this, congratulations—the archive you’re you're using still knows about the mouseover text”!"
"Source":http://xkcd.com/1683/ Alt-text: "“If you can read this, congratulations—the archive you’re you're using still knows about the mouseover text”!"

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just imagine

NEXT TOP SCORE LEVEL OI HELL
NEXT TOP SCORE LEVEL OI HELL

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U smrt

https://xkcd.com/1386/
https://xkcd.com/1386/

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Purity

Source: "XKCD #435":https://xkcd.com/435/
Source: "XKCD #435":https://xkcd.com/435/

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Diode

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/rFG0uDH
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/rFG0uDH

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Consecutive Vowels

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/gPoYgtk
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/gPoYgtk

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CIA

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/ujA6Axm
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/ujA6Axm

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Airport Security

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/VT8s5wF
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/VT8s5wF

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NASA

Six words you never say at NASA
Six words you never say at NASA

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Manuals

Manuals: Solving Problems vs Creating Problems.
Manuals: Solving Problems vs Creating Problems.

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Science-off

http://xkcd.com/1520/
http://xkcd.com/1520/

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