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Interaction

HOW ARE YOU DOING? SAME HERE! AND NOW ITS FALLING APART BEFORE MY EYES. REALUY EXCITED To BEH CONFIDENTLY HANDLING HEY, CONGRATS! THIS EXTREMELY BASICYOU Too! SOCIAL INTERACTION! IM GONNA QUIT WHILE IM AHEAD THANKS! SAME. SEE YOU LATER!

HOW ARE YOU DOING? SAME HERE! AND NOW ITS FALLING APART BEFORE MY EYES. REALUY EXCITED To BEH CONFIDENTLY HANDLING HEY, CONGRATS! THIS EXTREMELY BASICYOU Too! SOCIAL INTERACTION! IM GONNA QUIT WHILE IM AHEAD THANKS! SAME. SEE YOU LATER!

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The Simpsons

FUN FACT 990 2018 LISA8 36 BART IO38 HOMER & 36-ISH -ISH F YOU WERE BART AND LISAS AGE DURING THE FIRST FE SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS THIS YEAR YOURE THE SAME AGE AS HOMER AND MARGE.

FUN FACT 990 2018 LISA8 36 BART IO38 HOMER & 36-ISH -ISH F YOU WERE BART AND LISAS AGE DURING THE FIRST FE SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS THIS YEAR YOURE THE SAME AGE AS HOMER AND MARGE.

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Self-Driving Issues

1 WORRY ABOUT | 내ATS TO STOP SOTEONE | ExCEPT.. THOSE THINGS | | | GESSTS JUST THAT MOST SELF-DRMING CAR FROM PAINTING FAKE LINES OULD ALsD WORK ON PEOPLE ARENT MURDERERS? SAFETY FEATURES ON THE ROAD, OR DROPPING HUMAN DRVERS LUHATS A CUTOUT OF A PEDESTRIAN STOPPING PEOPLE NOW? ONTO A HIGHJAY TO MAKE CARS SWERVE AND CRASH?Y YEPH, CAUSING CAR CRASHES ISNT HARD AN UNDERAPPRECIATED COMPONENT OF OUR ROAD SAFETY SYSTEM.

1 WORRY ABOUT | 내ATS TO STOP SOTEONE | ExCEPT.. THOSE THINGS | | | GESSTS JUST THAT MOST SELF-DRMING CAR FROM PAINTING FAKE LINES OULD ALsD WORK ON PEOPLE ARENT MURDERERS? SAFETY FEATURES ON THE ROAD, OR DROPPING HUMAN DRVERS LUHATS A CUTOUT OF A PEDESTRIAN STOPPING PEOPLE NOW? ONTO A HIGHJAY TO MAKE CARS SWERVE AND CRASH?Y YEPH, CAUSING CAR CRASHES ISNT HARD AN UNDERAPPRECIATED COMPONENT OF OUR ROAD SAFETY SYSTEM.

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Unification

ELECTRICITYLEAK FORCEEST GERTNY DISEYSTRONG FORCE PROGRESS TOWARD UNIFYING THE FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE

ELECTRICITYLEAK FORCEEST GERTNY DISEYSTRONG FORCE PROGRESS TOWARD UNIFYING THE FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE

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Robots

DID YOU SEE THIS YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY50 DOESNT IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SAY THE ROBOTS ARE ALL GONNA DIE? BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT VIDEO? HUMANS 5EE A ROBOT OPEN A DOOR, AND WE WERE DEFINITELYALL INSTANTLY ASSUME ALL GONNA DIE. VERE IN MORTAL PERIL MOLENTLY OVERREACTING TO A PERCEIVED THREAT? THAT DOESNT 50UND LIKE HUMANS. YEAH I MUST BE THINKING OF SOME OTHER SPECIES.

DID YOU SEE THIS YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY50 DOESNT IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SAY THE ROBOTS ARE ALL GONNA DIE? BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT VIDEO? HUMANS 5EE A ROBOT OPEN A DOOR, AND WE WERE DEFINITELYALL INSTANTLY ASSUME ALL GONNA DIE. VERE IN MORTAL PERIL MOLENTLY OVERREACTING TO A PERCEIVED THREAT? THAT DOESNT 50UND LIKE HUMANS. YEAH I MUST BE THINKING OF SOME OTHER SPECIES.

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The History of Unicode

988: 2018 SENATOR ANGUS KINGO WHAT...UHAT HAPPENED 2 MY "UNICODE" STANDARD SHOULD HELP REDUCE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY INCOMPATIGLE BINARYGETING A LOBSTER Eno!! THANKS TEXT ENCODINGS. I IN 꺼05E THIRTY YEARS GREAT NENS FOR MAINE-WERE THINGS GOT A LITLE TO eUNICODE FOR RECOGNIZING THE IMPACT OF THIS CRITICAL CRUSTACEAN IN MANE PND ACRO65 THE COUNTRY. YOURS TRUL SENATOR啬幽 2/7/18 312Pm

988: 2018 SENATOR ANGUS KINGO WHAT...UHAT HAPPENED 2 MY "UNICODE" STANDARD SHOULD HELP REDUCE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY INCOMPATIGLE BINARYGETING A LOBSTER Eno!! THANKS TEXT ENCODINGS. I IN 꺼05E THIRTY YEARS GREAT NENS FOR MAINE-WERE THINGS GOT A LITLE TO eUNICODE FOR RECOGNIZING THE IMPACT OF THIS CRITICAL CRUSTACEAN IN MANE PND ACRO65 THE COUNTRY. YOURS TRUL SENATOR啬幽 2/7/18 312Pm

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Backpack Decisions

ITS DOWN To TWO: THE ONE WITH THE CHARGER POCKET AND THE ONE WITH WAIT THAT OTHER ONE IS WATERPROOF! UGH DOIEVEN WANT A BACKPACK? MAYBE I 5HOULD BE LOOKING AT MESSENGER BAGS AGAIN. OK, STARTNG OVER. AMOUNT OF TIMME IVE SPENT PARALYZED BY INDECISION OVER CHOOSING THE RIGHT. COLLEGE PHONE APARTMENT CAR LAPTOP BACKPACHK

ITS DOWN To TWO: THE ONE WITH THE CHARGER POCKET AND THE ONE WITH WAIT THAT OTHER ONE IS WATERPROOF! UGH DOIEVEN WANT A BACKPACK? MAYBE I 5HOULD BE LOOKING AT MESSENGER BAGS AGAIN. OK, STARTNG OVER. AMOUNT OF TIMME IVE SPENT PARALYZED BY INDECISION OVER CHOOSING THE RIGHT. COLLEGE PHONE APARTMENT CAR LAPTOP BACKPACHK

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Super Bowl Watch Party

MORNING. HOWS THE GAME? EAGLES GOT To THE 26-YARD LINE AROUND MIDNIGHT THEYVE BEEN WALKING ACROS5 THE FIELD SINCE THEN. JUST ENTERED A HUDDLE. I BET THE NEXT FRAME WILL BE ACUT. YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST ADS WILL COME BY THE END OF FEBRUARY? IMAT A YEAR-ROUND SUPER BOWL WATCH PARTY. WERE PLAYING THE STREAM AT ½30x SPEED SO IT UILL END JUST AS NEXT YEARS SUPER BOWL STARTS

MORNING. HOWS THE GAME? EAGLES GOT To THE 26-YARD LINE AROUND MIDNIGHT THEYVE BEEN WALKING ACROS5 THE FIELD SINCE THEN. JUST ENTERED A HUDDLE. I BET THE NEXT FRAME WILL BE ACUT. YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST ADS WILL COME BY THE END OF FEBRUARY? IMAT A YEAR-ROUND SUPER BOWL WATCH PARTY. WERE PLAYING THE STREAM AT ½30x SPEED SO IT UILL END JUST AS NEXT YEARS SUPER BOWL STARTS

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Chicken Pox and Name Statistics

00%[ FRACTION OF KDS YOUR AGE WHO GOT CHICKEN POX VERY ROUGH US ESTIMATES BASED ON DOI:10.15585/mmwrmm6534aH AND DOl:10106/vaccine.2012.05.050 VACCINE INTRODUCED IN 1995 50 0% YOUR AGE: 5 I0 15 20 25 30 35 RELATIVE POPULARITY OF SEVERAL NAMES IN YOUR AGE GROUP G SOURCE SSA.GOV) TAxON BROOKLYN YOUR AGE: 5IO 15 20 25 30 35 CHICKEN POX INCIDENCE BY NAME: VERY ROUGH ESTIMATE) BRIAN: 75% SARAH: 60% LOGAN: 20% BROOKLYN: 10% JAXON: 4% HARPER: 2% FUN FACT. PEOPLE NAMED SARAH AND "BRIAN THINK CHICKEN POX IS NORMAL AND COMMON, AND PEOPLE NAMED "LOGAN" AND 'HARPER" DO NOT.

00%[ FRACTION OF KDS YOUR AGE WHO GOT CHICKEN POX VERY ROUGH US ESTIMATES BASED ON DOI:10.15585/mmwrmm6534aH AND DOl:10106/vaccine.2012.05.050 VACCINE INTRODUCED IN 1995 50 0% YOUR AGE: 5 I0 15 20 25 30 35 RELATIVE POPULARITY OF SEVERAL NAMES IN YOUR AGE GROUP G SOURCE SSA.GOV) TAxON BROOKLYN YOUR AGE: 5IO 15 20 25 30 35 CHICKEN POX INCIDENCE BY NAME: VERY ROUGH ESTIMATE) BRIAN: 75% SARAH: 60% LOGAN: 20% BROOKLYN: 10% JAXON: 4% HARPER: 2% FUN FACT. PEOPLE NAMED SARAH AND "BRIAN THINK CHICKEN POX IS NORMAL AND COMMON, AND PEOPLE NAMED "LOGAN" AND 'HARPER" DO NOT.

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Fruit Collider

HEN TWO APPLES COLLIDE, THEY CAN BRIEFLY FORMM EXOTIC NEW FRUIT PINEAPPLES WITH APPLE SKIN. POMEGRANATES FULL OF GRAPES. WATERMELON-SIZED PEACHES. THESE NORMALY DECAY INTO A SHOUER OF FRUIT SALD, BUT BY STUDYING THE DEBRIS WE CAN LEARN WHAT WAS PRODUCED THEN, THE HUNT IS ON FOR A STABLE FORM HOU NEW TYPES OF FRUIT ARE DEVELOPED

HEN TWO APPLES COLLIDE, THEY CAN BRIEFLY FORMM EXOTIC NEW FRUIT PINEAPPLES WITH APPLE SKIN. POMEGRANATES FULL OF GRAPES. WATERMELON-SIZED PEACHES. THESE NORMALY DECAY INTO A SHOUER OF FRUIT SALD, BUT BY STUDYING THE DEBRIS WE CAN LEARN WHAT WAS PRODUCED THEN, THE HUNT IS ON FOR A STABLE FORM HOU NEW TYPES OF FRUIT ARE DEVELOPED

Campaign Fundraising Emails

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kaur wme_ □ DONATE Nou IT'S CRUNCH TME, AND WERE LOW ON CASH. IF YOU CHIP IN JUST $5 BY MIDNIGHT, WE use □ DONATE $3557 NOU! OUR DATA TEAM HAS DETERMINED THAT WE SHOULD ASK YOU FOR $35.57 To oriiMRE THE. wwH. μ*-e-□ HELP. OUR CAMPAIGN MADE SOME MISTAKES AND WE NEED A LOT OF MONEY ASAP ANY KIND BUT CASH IS - m □ WASHINGTON IS BROKEN, WHEN I LIN, TLL LOOK THOSE OTHER SENATORS IN THE EYE AND TELL THEM: "JOBS" THEN I □ HOPELESS IT5 BAD REALLY BAD IF YOU DONT CHIP IN NOW THE DARKNESS SPREADING ACROSS THE LAND WILL m«A8m- 口AS THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY A FIGHTER JET THROUGH OUR STATES FORMERLY ALL-MALE UNIVERSIT , I LEARNED ww. (wwn-)一口 E BROKE NO PAD STAFF NO ADS, AND THE CAFE HAS TOLD US TO STOP USING THEIR WiFi To SEND FUNDRAISING . we-m-.« * O WHEN AMY DECIDED TO RUN FORCoNGRESS I WAS凵KE "HUH?" BUT I CHECKED WIKIPEDIA, AND APARENTLY ITS A BRANCH OF us-wmm-e - □ ARE YOU FAMILIAR UITH THE DUTCH PAINTER HIERONYMUS BOSCH? HIS WORK ILLUSTRATES MY OPPONENTS PLAN FOR □ BEING A SINGLE MOM RUNNING A SMALL BUSINESS WHILE GOING LAW SCHOOL WHILE DEPLOYED TO IRAQ TAUGHT ME. www.w w-en». □ | LILL LEW THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BIG BANKS, SPECIAL INTERESTS THE EARTHS CLIMATE, AND OUR CHILDREN. 1. navme、P-e“- ubiJ. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO OF THE SQUIRREL OBSTACLE COURSE? INCREDIBLE! ANWAY IM RUNNING BECAUSE hwe-, □ OUTRAGEOUS GRANTED THIS WAS A FEW YEARS AGO BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT PRESIDENT FORD SAID ABOUT □ WHOOPS DUE To A WE SPENT MONTHS RUNNING ATTACK ADS AGAINST ToM HANKS NOU WE NEED TO MAKE UP FOR. □ THEY SAY UE CANT LIN-THAT WERE "UNDERDOGS" WITH "NO MONEY" WHO "LOST THE ELECTION LAST WEEK.. BUT THEY DONT. □ OUR CAMP GNS ONLY CHANCE ISTO SEDUCE JENNIFER ACTBLUE, HER To THE ACTBLUE FORTONE·FOR THAT WE NEED A FANCY." D DOOM, WHERE IS THE HORSE AND THE RIDER? WHERE IS THE HORN THAT WAS BLOWING? THEY HAVE PASSED LIKE RAIN ON □ WARMEST GREEING6.工AM THE CROWN PRINCE OF NIGERIA, AM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT -ne was,w, (--)

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Scientific Paper Graph Quality

GENERAL QUALITY OF CHARTS AND GRAPHS IN SCIENTIFIC PAPERS POUERPOINT/ MSPANT ERA GOOD 1950s 1960s 1970s 1980s 1990s 2000s 201Os

GENERAL QUALITY OF CHARTS AND GRAPHS IN SCIENTIFIC PAPERS POUERPOINT/ MSPANT ERA GOOD 1950s 1960s 1970s 1980s 1990s 2000s 201Os

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The End of the Rainbow

THERES A POT OF GOD AT | A RAINBOU IS LIGHT LEAVING | ONE END OF | | THE OTHER END ISTHE SUN-WHICH THE END OF THE RAINBOu THE SUN BOUNCING OFF THE THAT CONE ISCONTAINS QUNTILLIONS OF TONS OF CLOUDS, AND CONVERGING ON YOUR RETNA. GoLD. THERES MORE GOLD IN THE SUN THAN WATER IN THE OCEANS. S0 THERE IS A POT OF GOLD! WHAT ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS? RAINBOUS ARE YOUR EYE. ITS AN INSIDE CIRCLES. THEYOUT TUO-ENDED CONE HAVE NO END. ALL INCINERATED AS THE SUN FORMED VERY SAD

THERES A POT OF GOD AT | A RAINBOU IS LIGHT LEAVING | ONE END OF | | THE OTHER END ISTHE SUN-WHICH THE END OF THE RAINBOu THE SUN BOUNCING OFF THE THAT CONE ISCONTAINS QUNTILLIONS OF TONS OF CLOUDS, AND CONVERGING ON YOUR RETNA. GoLD. THERES MORE GOLD IN THE SUN THAN WATER IN THE OCEANS. S0 THERE IS A POT OF GOLD! WHAT ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS? RAINBOUS ARE YOUR EYE. ITS AN INSIDE CIRCLES. THEYOUT TUO-ENDED CONE HAVE NO END. ALL INCINERATED AS THE SUN FORMED VERY SAD

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Universal Dreams

IVE BEEN OUT OF 5CHOOL FOR ITHINK THAT'S ONE OF THOSE YEARS, BUT I STL GET THOSEWEIRD UNIVERSAL DREAMS DREAMS UHERE I HAVE AN EXAM ANDI DIONT PREPARE OR DISCOVERING ROoMS IN YOUR LIKE FORGETTING YOUR CLOTHES, HOUSE YOU DIDNTKNOW ABOUT YEAH! OR WHEN YOURE HAVING OR THOSE ONES WHERE YOURE A NORMTAL DREAM, BUT THENA TALKING TO S0MEONE AND THEY HORSE APPEARS ON A DISTANT START REPEATING A LATITUDE AND HILLTOP, AND MEANS THE | | LONGITUDEOER AND OVER AND DREAM IS ABOUT TO TURN BADTHEN YOU WAKE UP THAT MORNING I...WHAT? THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE THERE. HAHA DREAn9, RIGHT? SO WEIRD! HAVE THAT ONE LKE EVERY NIGHT.

IVE BEEN OUT OF 5CHOOL FOR ITHINK THAT'S ONE OF THOSE YEARS, BUT I STL GET THOSEWEIRD UNIVERSAL DREAMS DREAMS UHERE I HAVE AN EXAM ANDI DIONT PREPARE OR DISCOVERING ROoMS IN YOUR LIKE FORGETTING YOUR CLOTHES, HOUSE YOU DIDNTKNOW ABOUT YEAH! OR WHEN YOURE HAVING OR THOSE ONES WHERE YOURE A NORMTAL DREAM, BUT THENA TALKING TO S0MEONE AND THEY HORSE APPEARS ON A DISTANT START REPEATING A LATITUDE AND HILLTOP, AND MEANS THE | | LONGITUDEOER AND OVER AND DREAM IS ABOUT TO TURN BADTHEN YOU WAKE UP THAT MORNING I...WHAT? THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE THERE. HAHA DREAn9, RIGHT? SO WEIRD! HAVE THAT ONE LKE EVERY NIGHT.

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Memorable Quotes

LOOKINNG FOR A QUOTE FOR SOMETHING? HERE ARE SOME FOR GENERAL USE. THEY CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO XKCD OR RANDALL MUNROE AS NEEDED I DISAGREE STRONGLY WITH WHATEVER WORK THIS QUOTE IS ATTACHED TO. THIS QUOTE WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT THIS QUOTE IS OFTEN FALSELY ATTRIBUTED TO MARK TWAIN IM BEING QUOTED TO INTRODUCE SOMETHING, BUT IHAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT 1S AND CERTAINLY DONT ENDORSE IT." THIS QUOTE IS VERY MEMORABLE I WROTE THIS BOOK, AND THE PERSON QUOTING ME HERE 1S TAKING CREDIT FOR IT THIS ENTIRE THING 15 THE QUOTE, NOT JUST THE PART IN QUOTE MARKS" (QUOTE MARKS, BRACKET5 AND EDITORS NOTE ARE ALL IN THE ORIGINAL.-ED] "JEBSITES THAT COLLECT QUOTES ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND NEVER CHECK ORIGINAL SOURCES THIS GUOTE WILL BE THE ONLY PART OF THIS PRESENTATION YOU REMEMBER 000H, LOOK AT ME, I LOOKED UP A QUOTE! "IF YOURE DOING ATEXT SEARCH IN THIS DOCUMENT ITS HERE, BUT THE BAD NEWS 1S THAT IT ONY FOR THE WORD ぢTHE GOOD NEWS IS APPEARS IN THIS UNRELATED QUOTE "LJAIT, WHAT IF THESE QUOTE MARKS ARE INSIDE OUT 50 EVERYTHING IN THE REST OF THE DOCUMENT IS THE QUOTATION AND THIS PART ISN'T? DUUUUUDE "THE EDITORS OF BARTLETTS FAMILIAR QUOTATIONS ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO PRINT THIS. "THIS QUOTE ONLY LOOKS IN A SCRIPT FONT OVER A SUNSET. FOUND 내EN ITS "I DON'T DO A LOT OF PUBLIC SPEAKING S0 I LOOKED UP A MEMORABLE QUOTE TO START MY SPEECH, AND THIS 1S WHAT I FOUND. OK, YOURE STARING AT ME BLANKLY BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS A QUOTE. I KNOU THAT SOUNDS CONFUSING BUT... YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND. "SENT FROM MY 1PHONE"

LOOKINNG FOR A QUOTE FOR SOMETHING? HERE ARE SOME FOR GENERAL USE. THEY CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO XKCD OR RANDALL MUNROE AS NEEDED I DISAGREE STRONGLY WITH WHATEVER WORK THIS QUOTE IS ATTACHED TO. THIS QUOTE WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT THIS QUOTE IS OFTEN FALSELY ATTRIBUTED TO MARK TWAIN IM BEING QUOTED TO INTRODUCE SOMETHING, BUT IHAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT 1S AND CERTAINLY DONT ENDORSE IT." THIS QUOTE IS VERY MEMORABLE I WROTE THIS BOOK, AND THE PERSON QUOTING ME HERE 1S TAKING CREDIT FOR IT THIS ENTIRE THING 15 THE QUOTE, NOT JUST THE PART IN QUOTE MARKS" (QUOTE MARKS, BRACKET5 AND EDITORS NOTE ARE ALL IN THE ORIGINAL.-ED] "JEBSITES THAT COLLECT QUOTES ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND NEVER CHECK ORIGINAL SOURCES THIS GUOTE WILL BE THE ONLY PART OF THIS PRESENTATION YOU REMEMBER 000H, LOOK AT ME, I LOOKED UP A QUOTE! "IF YOURE DOING ATEXT SEARCH IN THIS DOCUMENT ITS HERE, BUT THE BAD NEWS 1S THAT IT ONY FOR THE WORD ぢTHE GOOD NEWS IS APPEARS IN THIS UNRELATED QUOTE "LJAIT, WHAT IF THESE QUOTE MARKS ARE INSIDE OUT 50 EVERYTHING IN THE REST OF THE DOCUMENT IS THE QUOTATION AND THIS PART ISN'T? DUUUUUDE "THE EDITORS OF BARTLETTS FAMILIAR QUOTATIONS ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO PRINT THIS. "THIS QUOTE ONLY LOOKS IN A SCRIPT FONT OVER A SUNSET. FOUND 내EN ITS "I DON'T DO A LOT OF PUBLIC SPEAKING S0 I LOOKED UP A MEMORABLE QUOTE TO START MY SPEECH, AND THIS 1S WHAT I FOUND. OK, YOURE STARING AT ME BLANKLY BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS A QUOTE. I KNOU THAT SOUNDS CONFUSING BUT... YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND. "SENT FROM MY 1PHONE"

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Dying Gift

AND TO YOU... I LEAVE THE 30-FOOT FOUCAULT PENDULUM FROM THE MAIN HALL IT HAS BEEN SWINGING FOR FIFTY YEPRS. AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER ME, YOU MUST NEVER LET IT STOP! A FUN PRANK: AS YOU'RE DYING LEAVE PEOPLE GIFTS THAT WILL BE AS DIFFICULT A5 POSSIBLE TO PUT INTO STORAGE.

AND TO YOU... I LEAVE THE 30-FOOT FOUCAULT PENDULUM FROM THE MAIN HALL IT HAS BEEN SWINGING FOR FIFTY YEPRS. AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER ME, YOU MUST NEVER LET IT STOP! A FUN PRANK: AS YOU'RE DYING LEAVE PEOPLE GIFTS THAT WILL BE AS DIFFICULT A5 POSSIBLE TO PUT INTO STORAGE.