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LJELCOME TO THE DEGREEAND AS HE SAID WHERE WE DETERMINE WHICH FIELD IS THE BEST PHYSICSWANNA GO FIRST? STANPCOLLECTING. PER 100,000 ALL SOENCE IS ETHER PHYSICS OR THANK YOU. SURE! ID LIKE To TELL THE STORY OF RICHARD FEYNMANS MANHATTAN PROJECTLUANNA LOCKPICKING PRANKS...GONEXT? GREAT! 1900 1150 OKAY THISI5 A GRAPH OF THE DEATH RATE FROM INFECTIOUS BO DISEASE IN THIS COUNTRY 10 THE HEROES OF MY FIELDWHILE THE HEROES OFJEEZ, WHAT THE HELL? HAVE SLAIN ONE OF | | YOUR FIELD GATHERED | |工THOUGHT THIS LAS SU THE FOUR HORSEMEN IN THE OF THE APOCALYPSE. SED DESERT TO TO BE FUN AND LIGHTHEARTED! CREATE A NEW ONE. YOU MUSTHAVE BEEN THSING OF STAMP COLLECTING BIO

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UHATS UP? DID YOU WIN? SITES DOUN. THEYRE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THE COMPULSIVE PHONE- CHECKING CHAMPIONSHIP WERD. ItL KEEP REFRESHING.

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HOW WORRIED SHOULD YOU BE JHEN VARIOUS THINGS HAPPEN To YOU: VERY ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE ON YOUR LEFT SIDE WORRIED ...IN GETTING KNOCKED AL OUT A PUNCH NEED TO TALK LIFE PERSISTENT. COUGH PARKING TICKET BREAKING . NEWS SPILUNG A DRINK NOT VERYON YOUR SHIRT JORRIED NOSEBLEED» NOT VERY NEIN MOVIES LORTED

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I'd like to bestow upon you the Award of Excellence in Being Very Smart, may you continue to grace our internet with your wisdom

I'D UKE TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE AWARD for EXCELLENCE BEING VERY SMART IN MAY YOU CONTINUE TO GRACE OUR INTERNET WITH YOUR WISDOM

I'D UKE TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE AWARD for EXCELLENCE BEING VERY SMART IN MAY YOU CONTINUE TO GRACE OUR INTERNET WITH YOUR WISDOM

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HES HEADING FOR THAT SMALL MOON THATS NO MOON ITS TOO BIG To BE A SPACE STATION FINE! WHAT IF WE AGREE ITS NOT A MoON, BUT UE MAKE A NEW CATEGORY CALLED DUARF MOON? BUT ITSTOO TSA SPACE STATION. AND WHATS THE CUTOFF HE THIS SHP ADWARF M00N NOU? GEA MooN. THREE HO HOURS PASS

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I DONT WANT To DRAW SOMEONE THROWING UP A GALLON OF BLOOD S0 HERES A SGUIRREL INSTEAD.

I DONT WANT To DRAW SOMEONE THROWING UP A GALLON OF BLOOD S0 HERES A SGUIRREL INSTEAD.

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOJNCEMENT: | |「DOESN'T MEAN | | THE 1grAMENDAENT THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANTHAS TO LISTEN TO YOU FROM CRITICIsn ARREST YOU FOR WHAT YoU SAYYOUR BULSHIT OR CONSEQUENCES. THAT ANYONE ELSE DOESNT SHIELD OR HOST YOU WHILE YOU SHARE IT IF YOURE YELED AT BOYCOTED, ITS JUST THATTE A AND THEYRE SHOWING YOU THE DOOR. GET BANNED fRoM AN INTERNET THINK YOURE AN COMMUNITY, YOUR FREE SPEECH A------, RIGHTS AREN'T BEING VIOLATED

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IF OTHER STAR SYSTEMS ARE USTENING IN ON OUR POP CULTURE, GIVEN THE SPEED-OF-LIGHT DELAY, THESE ARE THE JOKES AND CATCHPHRASES THEY JUST LEARNED ABOUT AND ARE CURRENTLY REPEATING WAY TO0 MUCH: YABBA DAGBA DOO! OUVE GOT TO ASK CAPELLA YOURSELF ONE QUESTION: THE CEEF HERES LOOKIN CASTOR AND NOU FOR SOMETHINGMAY THE FORCE COMPLETELY DIFFERENL BE WITH YOU PEANUT BUTER JELLY TIME! OM MYGOD, THEY KILLED KENNY GOD KLLS A KITTEN! co CANT BELEVENINSAS FIGHT ALL THE ME! OBOOY EXPECTS THE SUS ALL YOUR EASE TAKEME TO YOUR LEADER TAU CAPH CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SLEERg I CAN HAz NTERNETS LOOK ATTHE TTNY DANCING SUN THE CAKE IS A LIE! STA, BABY CHOCOLA YOURE THE MAN NOW, DOG! LETSGET READY TO RUUUMBLE! THE FOOL! NEVER GONNA IM ON YOU TALKIN TO MEP NAMES BOND AMMES BOND BRITNEY WELCOMETGOOD BURGER, ALONE LNE LONG AND PROSPER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BURGER I WANT THE TRUTH MR T ATE MY CALLS THE TRUWH! EXTERMVATE UR DOC? OH... MY...GAAD HM AN OFFER HE CANT REFUSE.

IF OTHER STAR SYSTEMS ARE USTENING IN ON OUR POP CULTURE, GIVEN THE SPEED-OF-LIGHT DELAY, THESE ARE THE JOKES AND CATCHPHRASES THEY JUST LEARNED ABOUT AND ARE CURRENTLY REPEATING WAY TO0 MUCH: YABBA DAGBA DOO! OUVE GOT TO ASK CAPELLA YOURSELF ONE QUESTION: THE CEEF HERES LOOKIN CASTOR AND NOU FOR SOMETHINGMAY THE FORCE COMPLETELY DIFFERENL BE WITH YOU PEANUT BUTER JELLY TIME! OM MYGOD, THEY KILLED KENNY GOD KLLS A KITTEN! co CANT BELEVENINSAS FIGHT ALL THE ME! OBOOY EXPECTS THE SUS ALL YOUR EASE TAKEME TO YOUR LEADER TAU CAPH CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SLEERg I CAN HAz NTERNETS LOOK ATTHE TTNY DANCING SUN THE CAKE IS A LIE! STA, BABY CHOCOLA YOURE THE MAN NOW, DOG! LETSGET READY TO RUUUMBLE! THE FOOL! NEVER GONNA IM ON YOU TALKIN TO MEP NAMES BOND AMMES BOND BRITNEY WELCOMETGOOD BURGER, ALONE LNE LONG AND PROSPER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BURGER I WANT THE TRUTH MR T ATE MY CALLS THE TRUWH! EXTERMVATE UR DOC? OH... MY...GAAD HM AN OFFER HE CANT REFUSE.

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO POST A YOUTUBE CoMMENT IT FIRST READS IT ALOUD BACK TO THEM. WHAT ARE YOU WRITING? VIRUS. WHATS IT DO? SOON, EVERYHERE ..In A MORON.

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO POST A YOUTUBE CoMMENT IT FIRST READS IT ALOUD BACK TO THEM. WHAT ARE YOU WRITING? VIRUS. WHATS IT DO? SOON, EVERYHERE ..In A MORON.

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GOOGLE TRENDS SEARCH VOLWME TODAY April 16, 2012-> -BLOG TUMBLR_ 2" 2012 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2OIO 201 2012 IN ABOUT SiXMONTHS,THE WORD TUMBUR WILL ECLIPSE "BLOG IN GOOGLE POPULARITY. I DOUBT TVANCHORS WILLSTART TALKING ABOUT REACTIONS IN THE TUMBIVERSE BUT THEN AGAIN, I STL CANT BELEVE WE GOT THEM TO SAY 'BLOGOSPHERE Google Trends Web Search Interest: blog, tumblr. Worldwide, 2004 - present. Explore trends Interest over time Hot searches The number 100 represents the peak search volume News headlines Forecast ? 100 FE Search terms (? xblog xtumblr DCB 80 80 November 2012 (partial data) + Add term 40 blog: 71 tumblr: 74 Other comparisons Average 2005 2008 2010 2011 2012 Limit to Embed Web Search Worldwide 2004 present blog tumblr

IMON A BoT I EXPECTED MDRE FROM THE EXPERENCE INSTEAD, ALICAN THINK TO .IM ON A BOAT!

IMON A BoT I EXPECTED MDRE FROM THE EXPERENCE INSTEAD, ALICAN THINK TO .IM ON A BOAT!

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PIKACHU DONT CONTO THE LONG GRASS!

PIKACHU DONT CONTO THE LONG GRASS!

YOU BROUGHT №FOOD RT HOW MANY BOxES OF BULLETS?

YOU BROUGHT №FOOD RT HOW MANY BOxES OF BULLETS?

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IFYOURE HAMNG FENCEPOST ERRORS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON IGOT 9 PROBLEMS BUT SOMEHOW SOLVED 101

IFYOURE HAMNG FENCEPOST ERRORS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON IGOT 9 PROBLEMS BUT SOMEHOW SOLVED 101