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The Class Rebel
![Me in Class Teacher: Hope you guys all had a great thanksgiving Me: actually I don't find it fun to "celebrate" genocide and colonization so I spent this Thanksgiving blogging and protesting but thanks how was yours Teacher: Class: ... Class: *begins to clap* #teacher # thanksgiving #colonization #ra 28 notes ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/084/153/08d.png)
![Me in Class Teacher: Hope you guys all had a great thanksgiving Me: actually I don't find it fun to "celebrate" genocide and colonization so I spent this Thanksgiving blogging and protesting but thanks how was yours Teacher: Class: ... Class: *begins to clap* #teacher # thanksgiving #colonization #ra 28 notes ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/084/153/08d.png)
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So Realistic
![Today at 11:28 AM H-------- I JUST ARGUED WITH MY TEACHER AND WON THE STORY: my history teacher was talking about religion and he basically said "Im an atheist and a libertarian and I believe that there is no possibility for a god to exist" I stood up and said "WHO CREATED YOUR SHOES? He was a bit surprised from my sudden erupture but said "Nike, of course." I said who made nike? He said "The founders, Phil Knight and Bill Bowerman." I said who created them? Hee said "Their parents." I said who created their parents and when did this chain start? He said "With monkeys that evolved millions of year ago" I asked him who created the monkeys and his jaw immediately dropped. EVERYBODY IN CLASS STARTED CHEERING AND THE PEOPLE THAT WERE DOING ONLINE CLASS UNMUTED AND STARTED CHEERING AS WELL MY TEAHER CHANGED THE SUBJECT AND NEVER TALKED ABOUT HIS VIEWS EVER AGAIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/084/150/803.jpg)
![Today at 11:28 AM H-------- I JUST ARGUED WITH MY TEACHER AND WON THE STORY: my history teacher was talking about religion and he basically said "Im an atheist and a libertarian and I believe that there is no possibility for a god to exist" I stood up and said "WHO CREATED YOUR SHOES? He was a bit surprised from my sudden erupture but said "Nike, of course." I said who made nike? He said "The founders, Phil Knight and Bill Bowerman." I said who created them? Hee said "Their parents." I said who created their parents and when did this chain start? He said "With monkeys that evolved millions of year ago" I asked him who created the monkeys and his jaw immediately dropped. EVERYBODY IN CLASS STARTED CHEERING AND THE PEOPLE THAT WERE DOING ONLINE CLASS UNMUTED AND STARTED CHEERING AS WELL MY TEAHER CHANGED THE SUBJECT AND NEVER TALKED ABOUT HIS VIEWS EVER AGAIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/084/150/803.jpg)
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Why Would You Do This Anyway?
![So I accidentally gave myself my own vaccine. The pharmacy tech scooted the tray to me and left and I was like I guess I'm doin this myself?? And just wiped my shoulder with the alcohol thingy and gave myself the vaccine. The pharmacy tech looked at me like I just killed someone.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/084/148/457.jpg)
![So I accidentally gave myself my own vaccine. The pharmacy tech scooted the tray to me and left and I was like I guess I'm doin this myself?? And just wiped my shoulder with the alcohol thingy and gave myself the vaccine. The pharmacy tech looked at me like I just killed someone.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/084/148/457.jpg)
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Savage
![4d • O Every time I'm out and about maskless - someone always snaps a pic of me. Aldi, Home Depot, Walmart - doesn't matter. I picture them sharing it with friends saying #savage. #savage. Just say no. You too can be a 86 34 Comments • 20 Shares Like Comment Share](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/084/146/7db.png)
![4d • O Every time I'm out and about maskless - someone always snaps a pic of me. Aldi, Home Depot, Walmart - doesn't matter. I picture them sharing it with friends saying #savage. #savage. Just say no. You too can be a 86 34 Comments • 20 Shares Like Comment Share](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/084/146/7db.png)
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The Chosen One
![8 years ago, I made an appointment at my dentist and under "what do you wish to be called?" I wrote "The Chosen One" and forgot about it. Today, I overheard the receptionist say: "Please let the doctor know The Chosen One is here." They've been using it this whole time.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/084/145/2c9.jpg)
![8 years ago, I made an appointment at my dentist and under "what do you wish to be called?" I wrote "The Chosen One" and forgot about it. Today, I overheard the receptionist say: "Please let the doctor know The Chosen One is here." They've been using it this whole time.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/084/145/2c9.jpg)
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Kids These Days
![Follow My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" RETWEETS LIKES 18,327 38,100 8:23 PM - 6 May 2017 6 280 17 18K 38K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/084/144/e03.jpg)
![Follow My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" RETWEETS LIKES 18,327 38,100 8:23 PM - 6 May 2017 6 280 17 18K 38K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/084/144/e03.jpg)
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A Very Real Bernie Quote
![Back when I was working on Bernie's campaign, I remember suggesting to him that we send every working family seasonably scented candles (while avoiding the gauche, like pumpkin pie), and he turned to me and said, and I quote, "I f------ love your energy bitch"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/084/143/eba.jpg)
![Back when I was working on Bernie's campaign, I remember suggesting to him that we send every working family seasonably scented candles (while avoiding the gauche, like pumpkin pie), and he turned to me and said, and I quote, "I f------ love your energy bitch"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/084/143/eba.jpg)
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leggings
![... ŏ mins I wore leggings to Target and a guy did a double take, tripped, and couldn't help laughing OGI have the power, Thave all the powerrr 1 O Like Comment Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/625/b12.jpg)
![... ŏ mins I wore leggings to Target and a guy did a double take, tripped, and couldn't help laughing OGI have the power, Thave all the powerrr 1 O Like Comment Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/625/b12.jpg)
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iPad in dishwasher
![eis with May 17 at 7:24 p.m. • So I asked my Dad why he had the iPad in the pile to go in the dishwasher, he said "I need to clean the history" I said that's not how you do that! 6. 6 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/623/811.jpg)
![eis with May 17 at 7:24 p.m. • So I asked my Dad why he had the iPad in the pile to go in the dishwasher, he said "I need to clean the history" I said that's not how you do that! 6. 6 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/623/811.jpg)
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10 years old
![I was 10 and beat up 2 security guards, according to police reports. Youth+fear+adrenaline+basic understanding of conservation of momentum=monster. Get stronger, specifically your core and legs, learn how to transfer the momentum of an attack, and you will be unstoppable. Don't just learn how momentum works. Learn to use it like water! 1 19](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/621/0f7.jpg)
![I was 10 and beat up 2 security guards, according to police reports. Youth+fear+adrenaline+basic understanding of conservation of momentum=monster. Get stronger, specifically your core and legs, learn how to transfer the momentum of an attack, and you will be unstoppable. Don't just learn how momentum works. Learn to use it like water! 1 19](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/621/0f7.jpg)
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mothers and sons
![Me, talking to a guy on the phone, explaining I've been married twice. My son Victor walks into the room and says, "That's because no man can tame you." O 242 27 499 17.5K My boys are so awesome. A few months ago I was getting ready for a date and Oliver said, "Does he know you have big sexual energy?" My reply, "I think he is counting on it"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/619/765.jpg)
![Me, talking to a guy on the phone, explaining I've been married twice. My son Victor walks into the room and says, "That's because no man can tame you." O 242 27 499 17.5K My boys are so awesome. A few months ago I was getting ready for a date and Oliver said, "Does he know you have big sexual energy?" My reply, "I think he is counting on it"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/619/765.jpg)
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local grocery store
![11:08 1 IS I just got back from a local grocery store where there were arrows and exes at the top of each aisle so the sheep could travel...safely I guess. Then I had to stand on a green line while I waited to check out and then had to advance to an orange line in front of a barricaded cashier while she rang me up. When she was all finished, she told me I could now move ahead to use the credit card machine while she and the bagger stepped back as if I had the plague. When I took a step forward before I was given the OK, she glared at me and said, "SOME people just don't understand social distancing!" I said, "SOME people have taken this hype to ridiculous levels!" The gal behind me in the line applauded! I probably won't be allowed back in the store. O Like Comment N Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/616/1b7.jpg)
![11:08 1 IS I just got back from a local grocery store where there were arrows and exes at the top of each aisle so the sheep could travel...safely I guess. Then I had to stand on a green line while I waited to check out and then had to advance to an orange line in front of a barricaded cashier while she rang me up. When she was all finished, she told me I could now move ahead to use the credit card machine while she and the bagger stepped back as if I had the plague. When I took a step forward before I was given the OK, she glared at me and said, "SOME people just don't understand social distancing!" I said, "SOME people have taken this hype to ridiculous levels!" The gal behind me in the line applauded! I probably won't be allowed back in the store. O Like Comment N Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/616/1b7.jpg)
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cartier
![I bought a ring for £5 at a boot sale. It was a Cartier. I sold it for £15 million. I went back to the stall where i bought to share my wealth with the lady who sold it me 2 d Like Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/615/120.jpg)
![I bought a ring for £5 at a boot sale. It was a Cartier. I sold it for £15 million. I went back to the stall where i bought to share my wealth with the lady who sold it me 2 d Like Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/615/120.jpg)
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3 year old child
![Diogo was outside reading this book today and I was like "what, you want me to have another baby or sumthin??" by I was prepared for "yes! I want 100 brothers!" erend But I got: ED BY Vivo "Do YOU? it's your body" Brava, my young man, you've just surpassed most grown men in your maturity](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/613/3c6.jpg)
![Diogo was outside reading this book today and I was like "what, you want me to have another baby or sumthin??" by I was prepared for "yes! I want 100 brothers!" erend But I got: ED BY Vivo "Do YOU? it's your body" Brava, my young man, you've just surpassed most grown men in your maturity](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/613/3c6.jpg)
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I am the teacher now
![I was the only person in geography who could name all the states and the coach who taught our class had to leave during the test, so after I finished I went to his computer, pulled up a US outline and taught the lecture he should have. Everyone passed. 283 Reply Hide replies Did the same on naming European and African countries. 31 Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/610/bfc.jpg)
![I was the only person in geography who could name all the states and the coach who taught our class had to leave during the test, so after I finished I went to his computer, pulled up a US outline and taught the lecture he should have. Everyone passed. 283 Reply Hide replies Did the same on naming European and African countries. 31 Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/610/bfc.jpg)
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grey's anatomy
![más indicaron que les gusta I just finished taking a test in my surgical instruments & prep class, and I s--- you not, I got 100% not because I remembered anything I studied or from my homework, but because of what I remembered from all those years of watching Grey's Anatomy Traducir Tweet 4:35 a. m. · 8 may. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/608/8fb.jpg)
![más indicaron que les gusta I just finished taking a test in my surgical instruments & prep class, and I s--- you not, I got 100% not because I remembered anything I studied or from my homework, but because of what I remembered from all those years of watching Grey's Anatomy Traducir Tweet 4:35 a. m. · 8 may. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/608/8fb.jpg)
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