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We Got a Cool Kid
![Did something similar in high school. Showed up drunk to a standardized state test. Though it would be funny to write a whole page about how I thought the president at the time should be shot. Singed my name and turned it in. Yeaahhhh, agents showed up to the school months later. I was questioned for half a day. Buuut I did manage to snatch one of their badges outta their hand and promptly threw it in the trash. And refused to pick it up. Poor b it up. While my smugg 16 year old a grind at both of them. had to pick just sat and ← Reply -109](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/038/9fb.png)
![Did something similar in high school. Showed up drunk to a standardized state test. Though it would be funny to write a whole page about how I thought the president at the time should be shot. Singed my name and turned it in. Yeaahhhh, agents showed up to the school months later. I was questioned for half a day. Buuut I did manage to snatch one of their badges outta their hand and promptly threw it in the trash. And refused to pick it up. Poor b it up. While my smugg 16 year old a grind at both of them. had to pick just sat and ← Reply -109](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/038/9fb.png)
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That Kid Didn't Do That
![I bought my daughter a coloring book ... Belle Belle and Phillipe enjoy 200](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/035/e19.jpeg)
![I bought my daughter a coloring book ... Belle Belle and Phillipe enjoy 200](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/035/e19.jpeg)
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What...
![I got my daughter a laptop. She's 8. I set it up for her - it's her first laptop. I kind of let her go about her business for what is MAYBE an hour. Im sitting in the kitchen alone, she walks in.... "How much is a beetcoin worth?" She's gonna be a winner. I can tell.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/034/c7d.jpeg)
![I got my daughter a laptop. She's 8. I set it up for her - it's her first laptop. I kind of let her go about her business for what is MAYBE an hour. Im sitting in the kitchen alone, she walks in.... "How much is a beetcoin worth?" She's gonna be a winner. I can tell.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/034/c7d.jpeg)
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Only Slightly Vain
![We're literally at the first ride in Disneyland and some guy walks up and asks me to marry him. It's stupid. The whole time we were there, 2 guys offered me modeling contracts, 1 guy offered me a part in a Speilberg movie, the president of Vogue magazine offered me the cover and 6 people in the park asked for my autograph because they just thought from my looks I must be famous. Every food place in the park gave us free food. It's like this every where I go. If these people knew I had a kid in high school I wonder what they'd think.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/033/27c.png)
![We're literally at the first ride in Disneyland and some guy walks up and asks me to marry him. It's stupid. The whole time we were there, 2 guys offered me modeling contracts, 1 guy offered me a part in a Speilberg movie, the president of Vogue magazine offered me the cover and 6 people in the park asked for my autograph because they just thought from my looks I must be famous. Every food place in the park gave us free food. It's like this every where I go. If these people knew I had a kid in high school I wonder what they'd think.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/033/27c.png)
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Saving the Day at McDonalds
![Went to Mcdonalds last night. Guy in front can't decide what to order. Line's getting long! people starting to mumble! I step up! tell him! "In the field you got seconds to make a choice or your toast" Guy picks something in a flash! moves on. Cashier gives me a nod like I just saved the day. Whole line's looking relieved. Just doing my bit! making decisions under pressure!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/032/bc8.jpeg)
![Went to Mcdonalds last night. Guy in front can't decide what to order. Line's getting long! people starting to mumble! I step up! tell him! "In the field you got seconds to make a choice or your toast" Guy picks something in a flash! moves on. Cashier gives me a nod like I just saved the day. Whole line's looking relieved. Just doing my bit! making decisions under pressure!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/032/bc8.jpeg)
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This Didn't Happen
![When I lived in NYC the only thing that caused me to cross the street or turn around was teens. They're absolutely horrifying there. Raising your kids in that city should be against the law. Had a group of teen girls corner me in the subway. I tried ignoring them like this guy, walking away, etc but they kept following me. Four obnoxious teens screaming in my face for no reason. One then slapped me HARD across the face. I beat the ever living s out of her. Her friends ran off when they realized I'd actually hit a minor. Came back with cops, who went to arrest me until a witness showed them a video of the girls harassing me. They arrested the girls, the girl I beat was screaming "BUT IM A MINOR YOU CAN'T ARREST ME PIG!!!" They had to throw her on the ground to get handcuffs on her and she of course starting wailing and crying. 10/10 very satisfying. ... Reply 1.1k](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/031/855.png)
![When I lived in NYC the only thing that caused me to cross the street or turn around was teens. They're absolutely horrifying there. Raising your kids in that city should be against the law. Had a group of teen girls corner me in the subway. I tried ignoring them like this guy, walking away, etc but they kept following me. Four obnoxious teens screaming in my face for no reason. One then slapped me HARD across the face. I beat the ever living s out of her. Her friends ran off when they realized I'd actually hit a minor. Came back with cops, who went to arrest me until a witness showed them a video of the girls harassing me. They arrested the girls, the girl I beat was screaming "BUT IM A MINOR YOU CAN'T ARREST ME PIG!!!" They had to throw her on the ground to get handcuffs on her and she of course starting wailing and crying. 10/10 very satisfying. ... Reply 1.1k](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/031/855.png)
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Right...
![i got assulted by a girl in my school. Rant she punched me in the face and kicked me and expected me not to hit her back, i am a short guy and i gues she thought i was really skinny but i actually work out and know how to punch, i hit her perfectly and knocked her to the floor, right after her freinds started screaming at me and asking why i would hit a girl. my comeback... you wanted equal rights, you got em. now i got suspended. most of the school hated me and i got on the jump list but im mates with the popular kids so they soon calmed it down and its back to normal almost. ✩ 319 д 75 37](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/030/416.jpeg)
![i got assulted by a girl in my school. Rant she punched me in the face and kicked me and expected me not to hit her back, i am a short guy and i gues she thought i was really skinny but i actually work out and know how to punch, i hit her perfectly and knocked her to the floor, right after her freinds started screaming at me and asking why i would hit a girl. my comeback... you wanted equal rights, you got em. now i got suspended. most of the school hated me and i got on the jump list but im mates with the popular kids so they soon calmed it down and its back to normal almost. ✩ 319 д 75 37](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/030/416.jpeg)
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Complete with the "Applause"
![I once had a woman of color loudly accuse me of racism because i got in line at the grocery store. The room went silent. I turned and said loudly "madam; there is a racist in this conversation. But it isn't me. My wife is black." Room still silent. After a pregnant pause she grabbed her purse; abandoned her groceries and stormed out the door. The moment the door closed; every gave an applause. Employees and customers alike. Then business returned to usual. Reply -1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/029/fb8.jpeg)
![I once had a woman of color loudly accuse me of racism because i got in line at the grocery store. The room went silent. I turned and said loudly "madam; there is a racist in this conversation. But it isn't me. My wife is black." Room still silent. After a pregnant pause she grabbed her purse; abandoned her groceries and stormed out the door. The moment the door closed; every gave an applause. Employees and customers alike. Then business returned to usual. Reply -1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/029/fb8.jpeg)
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Called Out
![EclipseTrades ✶ @EclipseTrades Follow 3 years ago I got kicked out of high school. Today, at 19 years old - I just closed on my $2.3 Million Miami home. Take. Risks. In. Life. Readers added context This house was not purchased by @eclipsetrades It is currently for rent zillow.com/homes/7454-NW-... He is engaging in a form of advertising fraud to present himself as more successful than he](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/028/012.png)
![EclipseTrades ✶ @EclipseTrades Follow 3 years ago I got kicked out of high school. Today, at 19 years old - I just closed on my $2.3 Million Miami home. Take. Risks. In. Life. Readers added context This house was not purchased by @eclipsetrades It is currently for rent zillow.com/homes/7454-NW-... He is engaging in a form of advertising fraud to present himself as more successful than he](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/028/012.png)
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Suuure
![2h I haven't had to interview in years - at least 25.. But the last time I did.. some little Trixie HR person asked me "Tell me about a stressful situation from your past and how you dealt with it." - (I was sitting there in a custom suit and shirt and 200$ tie.. 800$ wingtips - AND a pristine CV) I slowly got up... and asked... "That's REALLY the best you've got? Did you even LOOK at my documentation?? I'm sorry, I just can't work with a company that hired someone as utterly intellectually mismatched for this meeting as you were." - and left. Later that afternoon, I got a call from one of the higher ups, apologizing.. "Well she's new....bah blah.." I said: "She Represents YOU". And that was that. (it was a nice feeling!) 4 2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/027/eca.jpeg)
![2h I haven't had to interview in years - at least 25.. But the last time I did.. some little Trixie HR person asked me "Tell me about a stressful situation from your past and how you dealt with it." - (I was sitting there in a custom suit and shirt and 200$ tie.. 800$ wingtips - AND a pristine CV) I slowly got up... and asked... "That's REALLY the best you've got? Did you even LOOK at my documentation?? I'm sorry, I just can't work with a company that hired someone as utterly intellectually mismatched for this meeting as you were." - and left. Later that afternoon, I got a call from one of the higher ups, apologizing.. "Well she's new....bah blah.." I said: "She Represents YOU". And that was that. (it was a nice feeling!) 4 2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/027/eca.jpeg)
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Everyone Started Clapping
![Lots of stares while shopping at Costco and the lady checking receipts said, "Well that's a healthy cart!" What... I thought THIS was normal. SMART HARVES ORGAN SWEET CHERRIES THE 110 NALE שוטר MANGO ORGANIC Chunks lena Papple RT RG Do NOT U own perso carrier or c co -48 months and 15-35 Iba CERTIFIED ORGANIC 3 Lbs Product of Colombia Certified organic by Certifications Control Union Certifications LESALL ♥ 1.1K AWARNING rbia ct of Colby Certifications Dole CERTIFIED ORGANIC 3 Lbs ALWAYS child in cart s fasten securely ONLY use cal 449 comments 51 shares](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/026/90d.jpeg)
![Lots of stares while shopping at Costco and the lady checking receipts said, "Well that's a healthy cart!" What... I thought THIS was normal. SMART HARVES ORGAN SWEET CHERRIES THE 110 NALE שוטר MANGO ORGANIC Chunks lena Papple RT RG Do NOT U own perso carrier or c co -48 months and 15-35 Iba CERTIFIED ORGANIC 3 Lbs Product of Colombia Certified organic by Certifications Control Union Certifications LESALL ♥ 1.1K AWARNING rbia ct of Colby Certifications Dole CERTIFIED ORGANIC 3 Lbs ALWAYS child in cart s fasten securely ONLY use cal 449 comments 51 shares](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/026/90d.jpeg)
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There's No Way
![Update: MY MOM IS GETTING A FURSUIT Blue @bluefolf 10.02.24 No one: Normal interaction between me & my dad: Dad now SHE KEEPS ASKING ABOUT WANTING ONE OF THOSE FURRY SUITS Dad now WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN YOUR MOTHER INTO A G FURRY 839 14.5K 67.1K 1M ធ Blue @bluefolf · 14h My dad to me: You're a furry degenerate and I won't ever accept you Me: ok ↑ My mom and grandparents: *BECOME FURRIES* 448 802 ♡10.3K 142K ♫ ↑ Blue @bluefolf · 14h Here!!! Grandma Wanted to let you know I texted your Mom yesterday. She told me about her fuzzy character and costume. Looks really neat and I wanted to see if you could make a character for me and Pop Pop? We just got back home from FL. Hope to see u the end of May. Love you and please stay in touch. Sure! What's you and grandpa's favorite animals? And I'm excited to see you too ^w^ Tabby Cat and Sheep](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/025/11f.png)
![Update: MY MOM IS GETTING A FURSUIT Blue @bluefolf 10.02.24 No one: Normal interaction between me & my dad: Dad now SHE KEEPS ASKING ABOUT WANTING ONE OF THOSE FURRY SUITS Dad now WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN YOUR MOTHER INTO A G FURRY 839 14.5K 67.1K 1M ធ Blue @bluefolf · 14h My dad to me: You're a furry degenerate and I won't ever accept you Me: ok ↑ My mom and grandparents: *BECOME FURRIES* 448 802 ♡10.3K 142K ♫ ↑ Blue @bluefolf · 14h Here!!! Grandma Wanted to let you know I texted your Mom yesterday. She told me about her fuzzy character and costume. Looks really neat and I wanted to see if you could make a character for me and Pop Pop? We just got back home from FL. Hope to see u the end of May. Love you and please stay in touch. Sure! What's you and grandpa's favorite animals? And I'm excited to see you too ^w^ Tabby Cat and Sheep](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/025/11f.png)
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Did She Really
![bro some random girl came into the men's locker room and asked me for my number while I was recording this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/024/18d.jpeg)
![bro some random girl came into the men's locker room and asked me for my number while I was recording this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/024/18d.jpeg)
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He Did Not Say That
![Recently I was at a birthday party with my 8 year old son. He removed the artificial green frosting on his cupcake and then enjoyed the rest of it with friends. Later I asked him about it. Here's what he said: "I could tell that bright green frosting had artificial dye in it. It just didn't look natural. And anytime I eat those artificial colors, they make my stomach hurt for a long time and I can't control my body. So I decided to just eat the cupcake." Boom! Why does this make me so happy??](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/773/023/504.jpeg)
![Recently I was at a birthday party with my 8 year old son. He removed the artificial green frosting on his cupcake and then enjoyed the rest of it with friends. Later I asked him about it. Here's what he said: "I could tell that bright green frosting had artificial dye in it. It just didn't look natural. And anytime I eat those artificial colors, they make my stomach hurt for a long time and I can't control my body. So I decided to just eat the cupcake." Boom! Why does this make me so happy??](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/773/023/504.jpeg)
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Nope
![Going to Walmart and seeing my 60 year old male physics teacher in a maid costume and cat ears and when I asked him he said his "Discord kittens" wanted him to wear it 133.3K 1123 7931 9296](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/742/150/a7f.jpeg)
![Going to Walmart and seeing my 60 year old male physics teacher in a maid costume and cat ears and when I asked him he said his "Discord kittens" wanted him to wear it 133.3K 1123 7931 9296](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/742/150/a7f.jpeg)
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All Because of a Door
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