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Car disassembly
![my mom had a rule made because of her. in highschool the rule was "you cant take apart the principle's car and put it back together on the roof of the gymnasium." the year before i transfered high school, the senior class took apart the principle's car and put it back together on the roof of the library. it was amazing 293](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/916/649/af7.png)
![my mom had a rule made because of her. in highschool the rule was "you cant take apart the principle's car and put it back together on the roof of the gymnasium." the year before i transfered high school, the senior class took apart the principle's car and put it back together on the roof of the library. it was amazing 293](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/916/649/af7.png)
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Suuure
![Jun 14 Follow Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart. I once beat my school's chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was "smart" and therefor good at chess. We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best. I'm terrible at chess. #funny #reputation precedes me #chess](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/916/648/e85.png)
![Jun 14 Follow Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart. I once beat my school's chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was "smart" and therefor good at chess. We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best. I'm terrible at chess. #funny #reputation precedes me #chess](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/916/648/e85.png)
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Same thing
![santiamsouthfork 22h Follow ... As a young man I was taught to open doors for women. Most seem to appreciate the act. A couple of years ago in Florida I was going into a store and behind me was a man pushing a stroller with a lady. Opened the door and stepped aside to let them pass. He nodded and went through. She stopped and stared at me. I suggested to her to go ahead. She stopped and said "you must be from Canada" I told her no, I was from Oregon. She looks at me and says dismissively, "Same thing" 43 Q 9](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/916/646/abc.jpeg)
![santiamsouthfork 22h Follow ... As a young man I was taught to open doors for women. Most seem to appreciate the act. A couple of years ago in Florida I was going into a store and behind me was a man pushing a stroller with a lady. Opened the door and stepped aside to let them pass. He nodded and went through. She stopped and stared at me. I suggested to her to go ahead. She stopped and said "you must be from Canada" I told her no, I was from Oregon. She looks at me and says dismissively, "Same thing" 43 Q 9](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/916/646/abc.jpeg)
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Now this guy plays music
![just got the opposite of a noise complaint. left me a cold coors lite too! Dear neighbor: I live next door a and I would like to discuss your music. 1) Turn it the fup. I'm not joking. You play good 5.! 2) Tell me what songs you're playing. I need that s.... for my playlist. 3) I'm not being ironic or anything, I've really enjoyed the music you've played since moved in. Sincerely, aby Todd (the male part of the couple next door) Send me some songs!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/916/645/4af.png)
![just got the opposite of a noise complaint. left me a cold coors lite too! Dear neighbor: I live next door a and I would like to discuss your music. 1) Turn it the fup. I'm not joking. You play good 5.! 2) Tell me what songs you're playing. I need that s.... for my playlist. 3) I'm not being ironic or anything, I've really enjoyed the music you've played since moved in. Sincerely, aby Todd (the male part of the couple next door) Send me some songs!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/916/645/4af.png)
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Bro to bro
![Adex ❤ @adexnelsonx Follow I went out with this girl one time and she take a look at the menu and ordered the most expensive wine OMG as i was there trying to panic the waiter just take one look at me bro to bro and told her they are out of stock, she asked for like 3 other bottles which 11:57 PM - 9/29/24 8.7M Views 1.1K 1 6.6K 238K ☐ 7.5K ←] Most relevant replies ✓ Adex @adexnelsonx. 1d are expensive and he gave her the same reply until she mentioned something I could afford, and I nodded then he proceeded and brought it in, OMG this was my best bro code moment, i went back to give him a tip but bro declined.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/916/644/7d6.jpeg)
![Adex ❤ @adexnelsonx Follow I went out with this girl one time and she take a look at the menu and ordered the most expensive wine OMG as i was there trying to panic the waiter just take one look at me bro to bro and told her they are out of stock, she asked for like 3 other bottles which 11:57 PM - 9/29/24 8.7M Views 1.1K 1 6.6K 238K ☐ 7.5K ←] Most relevant replies ✓ Adex @adexnelsonx. 1d are expensive and he gave her the same reply until she mentioned something I could afford, and I nodded then he proceeded and brought it in, OMG this was my best bro code moment, i went back to give him a tip but bro declined.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/916/644/7d6.jpeg)
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Silenced
![Σ -] MIKE JONES @who_MIKEJONES Follow 00 I lived there at the time. AT&T data building had records from the 2020 I know firemen who were instructed to hose down the servers on all floors, permanently corrupting the data. One mentioned this was against their training and protocols. They were silenced. Post your reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/748/b80.png)
![Σ -] MIKE JONES @who_MIKEJONES Follow 00 I lived there at the time. AT&T data building had records from the 2020 I know firemen who were instructed to hose down the servers on all floors, permanently corrupting the data. One mentioned this was against their training and protocols. They were silenced. Post your reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/748/b80.png)
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Weird
![Want to distract my cardiac alert dog? Okay! matched energy Context; I have a life threatening heart condition, I pass out extremely easy and my heart goes into dangerous rhythms without much warning. My service dog is trained to smell changes in my sweat, and alert me so I can take my emergency meds and get on the ground before I pass out. To the story: I was shopping at my local target, going about my business. Then this middle aged lady comes running up and starts saying "puppy puppy puppy! Look at me! Hi puppy!" And when he ignored her, she started yelling at me. I told her, "he is working, distracting him can be very dangerous for me." At this point, she makes that mouth agape, fish face, and starts going on about how I, "shouldn't force my dog to work, it's slavery, he's clearly unhappy, etc." (Service dogs wash out very early in training if they aren't the right fit mentally and physically for the job, high drive and high energy dogs thrive in work, it isn't abuse.) I go on to tell her that distracting him could lead to me going into cardiac arrest if he misses an alert. Her response, "I don't care! If you don't want him getting attention, you shouldn't bring him in public!" My response will forever be something I'm proud of. "Okay! Well if you think it's okay, how about I reach into your chest, and start petting and distracting your heart? You shouldn't go out in public if you don't want people messing with your ability to live!" She gave a disgusted and confused look, scoffed, and walked away muttering something about me being a freak, and how unfair it is. TLDR: Karen wants to distract my cardiac alert dog, potentially causing my death. I asked how she'd like it if I reached into her chest, and started distracting her heart!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/747/e6e.png)
![Want to distract my cardiac alert dog? Okay! matched energy Context; I have a life threatening heart condition, I pass out extremely easy and my heart goes into dangerous rhythms without much warning. My service dog is trained to smell changes in my sweat, and alert me so I can take my emergency meds and get on the ground before I pass out. To the story: I was shopping at my local target, going about my business. Then this middle aged lady comes running up and starts saying "puppy puppy puppy! Look at me! Hi puppy!" And when he ignored her, she started yelling at me. I told her, "he is working, distracting him can be very dangerous for me." At this point, she makes that mouth agape, fish face, and starts going on about how I, "shouldn't force my dog to work, it's slavery, he's clearly unhappy, etc." (Service dogs wash out very early in training if they aren't the right fit mentally and physically for the job, high drive and high energy dogs thrive in work, it isn't abuse.) I go on to tell her that distracting him could lead to me going into cardiac arrest if he misses an alert. Her response, "I don't care! If you don't want him getting attention, you shouldn't bring him in public!" My response will forever be something I'm proud of. "Okay! Well if you think it's okay, how about I reach into your chest, and start petting and distracting your heart? You shouldn't go out in public if you don't want people messing with your ability to live!" She gave a disgusted and confused look, scoffed, and walked away muttering something about me being a freak, and how unfair it is. TLDR: Karen wants to distract my cardiac alert dog, potentially causing my death. I asked how she'd like it if I reached into her chest, and started distracting her heart!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/747/e6e.png)
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Did you really now?
![RON GRAY @Ronsthoughts_ Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down town for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/746/ec1.jpeg)
![RON GRAY @Ronsthoughts_ Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down town for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red light together](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/746/ec1.jpeg)
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No joke
![740 comments ☑ When i get angry my friends hold me back at school be im kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in lockdown no joke. 8-7 Reply 107 B-baka...! Calm down baby cakes..! 22h Reply 42 10h Reply AINT NO WAYYY 4h Reply View 23 more v Hide 1 Ӧ P Add comment... @ 1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/745/151.jpeg)
![740 comments ☑ When i get angry my friends hold me back at school be im kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in lockdown no joke. 8-7 Reply 107 B-baka...! Calm down baby cakes..! 22h Reply 42 10h Reply AINT NO WAYYY 4h Reply View 23 more v Hide 1 Ӧ P Add comment... @ 1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/745/151.jpeg)
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Surely that happened
![Last night, I went to a restaurant that I had been looking forward to dining at, but unfortunately, it was very crowded. The waiting time for a table was around 30 minutes, so I took out my phone and pretended to be engaged in a call. In a moment of mischief, I pretended to say loudly, "GET OVER HERE NOW HE'S WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!" To my surprise, six couples quickly got up and left. 15 5 comments Like Comment Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/744/0e1.jpeg)
![Last night, I went to a restaurant that I had been looking forward to dining at, but unfortunately, it was very crowded. The waiting time for a table was around 30 minutes, so I took out my phone and pretended to be engaged in a call. In a moment of mischief, I pretended to say loudly, "GET OVER HERE NOW HE'S WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!" To my surprise, six couples quickly got up and left. 15 5 comments Like Comment Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/744/0e1.jpeg)
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Pink shirts
![8h. Already this morning!! At the grocery store to pick up foods for clients. In check out. 2 guys behind me. Guy 1: I don't think guys should wear pink! Me: (in my head) I'm wearing a pink shirt. Guy 2: I agree. (Scoffs) I slowly turn around and in the lowest, calmest voice ever: You guys looking to get your a s kicked by a guy in a pink shirt?? Them: Cashier: How are you? Me: I'm amazing, and I don't have any coupons... but I do have my Kroger card for fuel points. and 28 others Like ☐ Comment Send 6 comments Share](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/743/1f9.png)
![8h. Already this morning!! At the grocery store to pick up foods for clients. In check out. 2 guys behind me. Guy 1: I don't think guys should wear pink! Me: (in my head) I'm wearing a pink shirt. Guy 2: I agree. (Scoffs) I slowly turn around and in the lowest, calmest voice ever: You guys looking to get your a s kicked by a guy in a pink shirt?? Them: Cashier: How are you? Me: I'm amazing, and I don't have any coupons... but I do have my Kroger card for fuel points. and 28 others Like ☐ Comment Send 6 comments Share](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/743/1f9.png)
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Talk to every stranger
![Met an older gentleman last week who was blown away by the Cybertruck. $TSLA The guy tried to hand me $100K to invest in $TSLA for him. Obviously, I couldn't do that, so he called his broker right there on the spot. Fast forward to today-ran into him while grabbing my morning coffee. He's already up 15%, pocketing $15K, and now he's planning to buy a Tesla. You never know what can happen when you strike up a conversation with someone! • 7:27 AM Sep 5, 2024 12.6K Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/741/d28.png)
![Met an older gentleman last week who was blown away by the Cybertruck. $TSLA The guy tried to hand me $100K to invest in $TSLA for him. Obviously, I couldn't do that, so he called his broker right there on the spot. Fast forward to today-ran into him while grabbing my morning coffee. He's already up 15%, pocketing $15K, and now he's planning to buy a Tesla. You never know what can happen when you strike up a conversation with someone! • 7:27 AM Sep 5, 2024 12.6K Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/741/d28.png)
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Fairies are real
![No joke I mediated here yesterday and tapped into the mycelium with and upside down head stand. And this sprouted over night Fairy ring 8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/740/0a1.jpeg)
![No joke I mediated here yesterday and tapped into the mycelium with and upside down head stand. And this sprouted over night Fairy ring 8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/740/0a1.jpeg)
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This doesn't even make sense
![16h ⚫ Join A child pointed at me and cried because I wore my GF's shoes (I'm a guy) (her feet hurt) CK JONE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/738/40a.png)
![16h ⚫ Join A child pointed at me and cried because I wore my GF's shoes (I'm a guy) (her feet hurt) CK JONE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/738/40a.png)
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This feels unlikely
![Extendalk just went out wearing my 1920s clothing and heard a girl ask her mom if i was a ghost to which her mom replied "no, i think thats just a lesbian" Х 68.2K 564 4294](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/737/976.jpeg)
![Extendalk just went out wearing my 1920s clothing and heard a girl ask her mom if i was a ghost to which her mom replied "no, i think thats just a lesbian" Х 68.2K 564 4294](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/737/976.jpeg)
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Very smart 10-year-old
![1d Gabriel chose to watch the debate during lunch since I wouldn't let him last night. His 10 year old thoughts: "Mom, she looks good, she sounds good, it all looks appealing. But it's just like sin. Once you take a bite it kills you." Smart kid. 12 comments 3 shares 51 B Like ☐ Comment Send Share](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/908/736/3b0.jpeg)
![1d Gabriel chose to watch the debate during lunch since I wouldn't let him last night. His 10 year old thoughts: "Mom, she looks good, she sounds good, it all looks appealing. But it's just like sin. Once you take a bite it kills you." Smart kid. 12 comments 3 shares 51 B Like ☐ Comment Send Share](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/908/736/3b0.jpeg)
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