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Kazoo
![LIVE 11:38 Following For You Home When you accidentally convince a random college to let your (fake) kazoo band play the national anthem at a game, so you scramble to find people to play in your (now real) kazoo band and now you're getting ready for your second performance, with 3 more performances and an album lined up 11 Friends + 47 8 Inbox Q 13 L oc Profile](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/067/f01.jpg)
![LIVE 11:38 Following For You Home When you accidentally convince a random college to let your (fake) kazoo band play the national anthem at a game, so you scramble to find people to play in your (now real) kazoo band and now you're getting ready for your second performance, with 3 more performances and an album lined up 11 Friends + 47 8 Inbox Q 13 L oc Profile](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/067/f01.jpg)
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For sure
![11:06 LIVE tRepost > Me knowing I can't relate to this song because I tackled my ex to the ground in front of his mom and she was cheering me on and recording Soft Following For You seventeen going under (Contains music... Home 31 Friends + Q Inbox 2654 14 94 4 Oc Profile](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/064/bd3.jpg)
![11:06 LIVE tRepost > Me knowing I can't relate to this song because I tackled my ex to the ground in front of his mom and she was cheering me on and recording Soft Following For You seventeen going under (Contains music... Home 31 Friends + Q Inbox 2654 14 94 4 Oc Profile](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/064/bd3.jpg)
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Law school
![It was day one of law school. Nervous chatter halted as our infamous professor swung open the doors and entered class for the first time. He was 20 minutes late, but he didn't care. He walked to the podium slowly. He placed down his books carefully. He found the page calmly. And then he looked up for a victim. "What is this case about?" he asked. 90 hands shot up. We had spent hours preparing for this question, reading the assigned text closer than we had ever read anything in our lives before. "You," he said, pointing to a student. "What is this case about?" The student replied. "Wrong!" he howled. He pointed to another student. "Do you know? What is this case about?" The second student replied. "Wrong!" he yelled. "Did anyone read?" Hands waved. Eyes grasped for attention. A third student replied. "Still wrong!" the professor exclaimed. "You didn't read. For next class, do the reading." He closed the page. He gathered his things. He left the podium. And 3 minutes after he first swung open the doors, our professor walked out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/063/0da.jpg)
![It was day one of law school. Nervous chatter halted as our infamous professor swung open the doors and entered class for the first time. He was 20 minutes late, but he didn't care. He walked to the podium slowly. He placed down his books carefully. He found the page calmly. And then he looked up for a victim. "What is this case about?" he asked. 90 hands shot up. We had spent hours preparing for this question, reading the assigned text closer than we had ever read anything in our lives before. "You," he said, pointing to a student. "What is this case about?" The student replied. "Wrong!" he howled. He pointed to another student. "Do you know? What is this case about?" The second student replied. "Wrong!" he yelled. "Did anyone read?" Hands waved. Eyes grasped for attention. A third student replied. "Still wrong!" the professor exclaimed. "You didn't read. For next class, do the reading." He closed the page. He gathered his things. He left the podium. And 3 minutes after he first swung open the doors, our professor walked out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/063/0da.jpg)
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amex person
![Just been told I look like an Amex person. The fallafel guy at the street market told me "no amex" when I wasn't even trying to pay with Amex. "Sorry Sir, you look like Amex person"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/056/146.jpg)
![Just been told I look like an Amex person. The fallafel guy at the street market told me "no amex" when I wasn't even trying to pay with Amex. "Sorry Sir, you look like Amex person"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/056/146.jpg)
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exact percentage
![I was picking up my Chipotle order when one of the employees complimented my Pro-Woman Pro-Life shirt. He told me that when he was homeless he used to look for food in the trash, and one day he searched through the dumpster at Planned Parenthood. He was nearly in tears as he said that it was 55% fetal corpses. Some of them were even screaming in agony as they clung to life. He broke down, and as the manager hugged him, I gave him some of my Avon business cards and told him to let his homeless pals know they always had a job with me. Everyone in line nodded and cheered (save for a homely young "couple" in the back) and the manager told me my meal was on the house. Like Reply Share 1w Like Reply Share 1w would rather eat dumpster fetus than chipotle lol 11 38](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/055/062.png)
![I was picking up my Chipotle order when one of the employees complimented my Pro-Woman Pro-Life shirt. He told me that when he was homeless he used to look for food in the trash, and one day he searched through the dumpster at Planned Parenthood. He was nearly in tears as he said that it was 55% fetal corpses. Some of them were even screaming in agony as they clung to life. He broke down, and as the manager hugged him, I gave him some of my Avon business cards and told him to let his homeless pals know they always had a job with me. Everyone in line nodded and cheered (save for a homely young "couple" in the back) and the manager told me my meal was on the house. Like Reply Share 1w Like Reply Share 1w would rather eat dumpster fetus than chipotle lol 11 38](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/055/062.png)
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causing trouble
![TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!! I went to a RESTAURANT and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call saying, "YES GIRLFRIEND, YOUR MAN IS HERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. JUST COME AND SEE" Eight men got up and left...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/054/425.jpg)
![TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!! I went to a RESTAURANT and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call saying, "YES GIRLFRIEND, YOUR MAN IS HERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. JUST COME AND SEE" Eight men got up and left...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/054/425.jpg)
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dead wife says he needs coffee
![My cousin, who works as a flight attendant, said she was in the aisle section when a passenger came and told her that her husband needed water and coffee, informed her of his seat number, and went to the washroom. She went and served him water and coffee; (1/2) 17:48 18 Feb 23 159K Views 142 Retweets 45 Quotes 1,908 Likes 27 he was surprised and asked her how she knew he needed coffee. She replied, "Your wife told me." He said my wife passed away, and I'm flying with her dead body today. Her body is in cargo. (2/2) 24 1344 go 1,266 il₁1 38.2K 8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/053/b28.jpg)
![My cousin, who works as a flight attendant, said she was in the aisle section when a passenger came and told her that her husband needed water and coffee, informed her of his seat number, and went to the washroom. She went and served him water and coffee; (1/2) 17:48 18 Feb 23 159K Views 142 Retweets 45 Quotes 1,908 Likes 27 he was surprised and asked her how she knew he needed coffee. She replied, "Your wife told me." He said my wife passed away, and I'm flying with her dead body today. Her body is in cargo. (2/2) 24 1344 go 1,266 il₁1 38.2K 8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/053/b28.jpg)
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he thought I was a witch
![| that one time i had a suspicion my ex was cheating on me, so i slept instead of confronting him. i knew it would come to me in my dreams... in it, he was typing his password into a cracked phone, with a black boa constrictor suffocating him. the name of the girl was written with the strands of his hair across the ground, and i even saw them kiss before he took his "last breath." i woke up & wrote the password down on a piece of paper, and logged into his snapchat. it worked. i saw her name, and their messages. i was right. sunshine he thought i was a witch. he was so confident i wouldn't be able to...See more ♫und - notarabbiyet - llan (](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/538/052/5d6.png)
![| that one time i had a suspicion my ex was cheating on me, so i slept instead of confronting him. i knew it would come to me in my dreams... in it, he was typing his password into a cracked phone, with a black boa constrictor suffocating him. the name of the girl was written with the strands of his hair across the ground, and i even saw them kiss before he took his "last breath." i woke up & wrote the password down on a piece of paper, and logged into his snapchat. it worked. i saw her name, and their messages. i was right. sunshine he thought i was a witch. he was so confident i wouldn't be able to...See more ♫und - notarabbiyet - llan (](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/538/052/5d6.png)
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Seems Legit to Me
![10h I'm with you... some young a**in the post office called me a Boomer a few months back, (I'm Gen X, and will eat a man whole and you won't find the bones), I turned around, walked up to him and flicked him hard in the forehead, and said really loud, what was that you called me? Right up tight to his nose. He was so shocked an old broad like me actually took him on. His mates all pointed at him and laughed... I could feel his little shrivelling as I stood there. The lady behind the counter clapped. It was glorious. I hoped that bruise I gave him came up good and purple. 148](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/533/892/965.jpg)
![10h I'm with you... some young a**in the post office called me a Boomer a few months back, (I'm Gen X, and will eat a man whole and you won't find the bones), I turned around, walked up to him and flicked him hard in the forehead, and said really loud, what was that you called me? Right up tight to his nose. He was so shocked an old broad like me actually took him on. His mates all pointed at him and laughed... I could feel his little shrivelling as I stood there. The lady behind the counter clapped. It was glorious. I hoped that bruise I gave him came up good and purple. 148](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/533/892/965.jpg)
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The Flair Says This Was a "Small" Mistake
![TIFU By stabbing my classmate. S So, today i was at geography class, we were learning about countrys. The teacher asked does someone know how many countrys are in Europe, i exictly shouted "Isn't Europe a country?", Whole class started laughing me because i was apparently wrong. They started calling me a mud head and i got very angry. On the way to home i saw one of the classmates that called me mudhead, he saw me and started shouting "Mud head!". I got very frustrated and then something snapped inside of me, i took knife out of my pack back. (Everyone wondering why i have a knife on my pack back, that's because i was going hiking after i got home) I took the knife and hid it behind me, i slowly walked to the bully and just stabbed him. When i realised what i have done, i started running to home. I don't know if someone had seen that because it was a forest route. I'm writing this on the car. I will keep you updated. (Sorry for bad english, english isn't my mother language) TL;DR I stabbed my classmate and noone knows it yet.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/525/284/f4d.png)
![TIFU By stabbing my classmate. S So, today i was at geography class, we were learning about countrys. The teacher asked does someone know how many countrys are in Europe, i exictly shouted "Isn't Europe a country?", Whole class started laughing me because i was apparently wrong. They started calling me a mud head and i got very angry. On the way to home i saw one of the classmates that called me mudhead, he saw me and started shouting "Mud head!". I got very frustrated and then something snapped inside of me, i took knife out of my pack back. (Everyone wondering why i have a knife on my pack back, that's because i was going hiking after i got home) I took the knife and hid it behind me, i slowly walked to the bully and just stabbed him. When i realised what i have done, i started running to home. I don't know if someone had seen that because it was a forest route. I'm writing this on the car. I will keep you updated. (Sorry for bad english, english isn't my mother language) TL;DR I stabbed my classmate and noone knows it yet.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/284/f4d.png)
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TIL Prison Inmates and Visitors Share the Same Bathroom
![when i was little and i was in the bathroom and an inmate walked in on me washing my hands bc i forgot to lock the door and we just stared at each other in silence and they asked if i was gonna get out and i said "yeah but you ain't" and ran. MKE D + 39.8K 123 1083](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/525/279/ab3.jpg)
![when i was little and i was in the bathroom and an inmate walked in on me washing my hands bc i forgot to lock the door and we just stared at each other in silence and they asked if i was gonna get out and i said "yeah but you ain't" and ran. MKE D + 39.8K 123 1083](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/279/ab3.jpg)
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This Review of M3gan
![cricket? SHOW LESS RT Discover ← rottentomatoes.com Verified I am truly disappointed. I have a 12 year old little boy with cancer his favorite thing horror movies and at the end of the movie he said id rather die then watch that again how do you think that makes me feel as a father i almost want to sue the director im just truly heartbroken. 4:03 PM Movies TV Shows + Movie Trivia 23h ago 3 M Account](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/525/272/426.jpg)
![cricket? SHOW LESS RT Discover ← rottentomatoes.com Verified I am truly disappointed. I have a 12 year old little boy with cancer his favorite thing horror movies and at the end of the movie he said id rather die then watch that again how do you think that makes me feel as a father i almost want to sue the director im just truly heartbroken. 4:03 PM Movies TV Shows + Movie Trivia 23h ago 3 M Account](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/272/426.jpg)
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Let Me Guess, All the Other Students Clapped?
![when that teacher wanted to talk about abortions and the convo ended with him crying LITZAWd and me in the admin office CATATAN TANCATSANG WORT d Tik Tok CITRAN bedi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/525/271/22d.jpg)
![when that teacher wanted to talk about abortions and the convo ended with him crying LITZAWd and me in the admin office CATATAN TANCATSANG WORT d Tik Tok CITRAN bedi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/271/22d.jpg)
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This Is Less Believable Than the Rabbitkin Story
![LIVE Following For You I once stopped to help a guy on the side of the road change a flat tire and tried to talk to him about Jesus but the conversation didn't go anywhere. On one of my business cards I wrote down the info for a church I like and gave it to him. I found out later that he had been an enforcer for drug dealers. When his tire blew out he had been on his way to kill 5 guys he worked for. He was so shook that the person that the person that stopped to help him mentioned Jesus that he went to the church, met a guy named Ron who shared the gospel, gave his life to Jesus and was radically changed. When you step out in faith and plant seeds and God will do amazing things. zygodstory #Jesus #holyspirit #faith #jesusfreak #God #christiantiktok #acts ♫original sound - thatfaithgal O 20.5K 138 382 411](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/525/270/626.jpg)
![LIVE Following For You I once stopped to help a guy on the side of the road change a flat tire and tried to talk to him about Jesus but the conversation didn't go anywhere. On one of my business cards I wrote down the info for a church I like and gave it to him. I found out later that he had been an enforcer for drug dealers. When his tire blew out he had been on his way to kill 5 guys he worked for. He was so shook that the person that the person that stopped to help him mentioned Jesus that he went to the church, met a guy named Ron who shared the gospel, gave his life to Jesus and was radically changed. When you step out in faith and plant seeds and God will do amazing things. zygodstory #Jesus #holyspirit #faith #jesusfreak #God #christiantiktok #acts ♫original sound - thatfaithgal O 20.5K 138 382 411](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/270/626.jpg)
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Billie Eilish Mosh Pit
![Guess who just got kicked out of the theater for the Billie movie cuz I was starting to MoshPit 2d ago Brothere was still 1h left. Im so sad i was literally just having fun. Bill would be very disappointed in the person who reported us. ##billieeilish##billieeilishfan##movie ##Billie ##billieeilishmovie##amc##kickedout##fr## fyp##depresion##blowthisup##tiktok less D 49.3R 90. 1917](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/525/269/67c.jpg)
![Guess who just got kicked out of the theater for the Billie movie cuz I was starting to MoshPit 2d ago Brothere was still 1h left. Im so sad i was literally just having fun. Bill would be very disappointed in the person who reported us. ##billieeilish##billieeilishfan##movie ##Billie ##billieeilishmovie##amc##kickedout##fr## fyp##depresion##blowthisup##tiktok less D 49.3R 90. 1917](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/269/67c.jpg)
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Geology Final
![T 5 in college I took my geology final on LSD and scored the highest grade in 3 years. I identified the rocks by licking them 4:40 PM 1/19/23 2.8M Views 107K Likes 5,226 Retweets 604 Quotes 27 口 t. 1d not kidding. I felt like I unearthed hidden knowledge. I took my hoodie on and off like 40 times during the test 16 165 15.8K 192K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/525/268/13f.jpg)
![T 5 in college I took my geology final on LSD and scored the highest grade in 3 years. I identified the rocks by licking them 4:40 PM 1/19/23 2.8M Views 107K Likes 5,226 Retweets 604 Quotes 27 口 t. 1d not kidding. I felt like I unearthed hidden knowledge. I took my hoodie on and off like 40 times during the test 16 165 15.8K 192K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/268/13f.jpg)
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