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![Needs Needs 590 595 arn Hours to learn Hours to learn Swodieh Afrikoane Norw Antworten erey• vor 18 Stunden BRO WTFOE O KOREAN IS THE EASIEST LANGUAGE TO LEARN LITERALLY TOOK MY LIKE 10 hours (2 days) Öffentlich antworten...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/211/001/aa4.png)
![Needs Needs 590 595 arn Hours to learn Hours to learn Swodieh Afrikoane Norw Antworten erey• vor 18 Stunden BRO WTFOE O KOREAN IS THE EASIEST LANGUAGE TO LEARN LITERALLY TOOK MY LIKE 10 hours (2 days) Öffentlich antworten...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/211/001/aa4.png)
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![Tweet AlE. S ar U Just told my 10yo daughter about #RBG. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ruthkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate. 8:01 PM · 9/18/20 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/211/000/d51.jpg)
![Tweet AlE. S ar U Just told my 10yo daughter about #RBG. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ruthkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate. 8:01 PM · 9/18/20 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/211/000/d51.jpg)
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![My wife and I were eating breakfast at Denny's a few Sundays ago and the only seats available were two that faced away from the door, people who know me know that having been a MARINE, I don't do well facing away from the threat. Before I continue, let me give you a bit of background on my qualifications: 3 time rifle marksman badge, Good Conduct Ribbon, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and a DD-214 that has the numbers "0311" on it, that's right, Infantry. I served from 1978 to 1982 during the Cold War and almost daily we were told to stand by for orders because things were so tense in the world but tha call never came because Russians ain no fools. So were eating breakfast when I hear the entrance door open slowly just as the waitress dropped a tray of glasses and without hesitating, I screamed "Fire In The Hole" jumped up holding the fork I was using and pressed it against the young man's throat who was entering the building, the young man froze and our eyes locked, I saw fear, he saw ice and death. I stood down, surveyed the restaurant and informed everyone that I was and always will be a UNITED STATES MARINE to which they applauded and even paid for our breakfast. The moral of the story is when you see a truck plastered with USMC gear, tread lightly because a carelss move could cost you your life. DO 23 13 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/999/536.jpg)
![My wife and I were eating breakfast at Denny's a few Sundays ago and the only seats available were two that faced away from the door, people who know me know that having been a MARINE, I don't do well facing away from the threat. Before I continue, let me give you a bit of background on my qualifications: 3 time rifle marksman badge, Good Conduct Ribbon, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and a DD-214 that has the numbers "0311" on it, that's right, Infantry. I served from 1978 to 1982 during the Cold War and almost daily we were told to stand by for orders because things were so tense in the world but tha call never came because Russians ain no fools. So were eating breakfast when I hear the entrance door open slowly just as the waitress dropped a tray of glasses and without hesitating, I screamed "Fire In The Hole" jumped up holding the fork I was using and pressed it against the young man's throat who was entering the building, the young man froze and our eyes locked, I saw fear, he saw ice and death. I stood down, surveyed the restaurant and informed everyone that I was and always will be a UNITED STATES MARINE to which they applauded and even paid for our breakfast. The moral of the story is when you see a truck plastered with USMC gear, tread lightly because a carelss move could cost you your life. DO 23 13 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/999/536.jpg)
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![I always do this to girls and it 10 works for me 12h Reply ♡ you always do WHAT? 30 10h Reply 11 Rip off girl's drink covers then I look at them and shake my head. That's how I met my current girlfriend 10h Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/998/87f.jpg)
![I always do this to girls and it 10 works for me 12h Reply ♡ you always do WHAT? 30 10h Reply 11 Rip off girl's drink covers then I look at them and shake my head. That's how I met my current girlfriend 10h Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/998/87f.jpg)
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![On our way out of Magic Kingdom tonight, said to me "mommy, I have Tourette's and autism, what do you have" I start to ponder.. "Ummm" I said. quickly interrupted me and said "you have ATD" again... "Ummmm" he said "Addicted to Disney" I couldn't hold back my laughter.... "Why yes son, I have ATD". Anyone else have an unofficial diagnosis of ATD? O80 200 26 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/997/5a2.jpg)
![On our way out of Magic Kingdom tonight, said to me "mommy, I have Tourette's and autism, what do you have" I start to ponder.. "Ummm" I said. quickly interrupted me and said "you have ATD" again... "Ummmm" he said "Addicted to Disney" I couldn't hold back my laughter.... "Why yes son, I have ATD". Anyone else have an unofficial diagnosis of ATD? O80 200 26 Comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/997/5a2.jpg)
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![In math class our teacher said something no one understood then she wrote it on the whiteboard and no one still understood and i yelled "WhAt KiNd Of FuCkErY iS THIS" Everyone just laughed, the teacher too 凸 434 E 46 46 REPLIES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/996/631.jpg)
![In math class our teacher said something no one understood then she wrote it on the whiteboard and no one still understood and i yelled "WhAt KiNd Of FuCkErY iS THIS" Everyone just laughed, the teacher too 凸 434 E 46 46 REPLIES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/996/631.jpg)
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![Write a comment... 7h • A My five year old son Nestor was playing Dark Souls this morning. After dying on the same boss a dozen times, he turned to me and said "Video games need an easy mode. When developers don't include an easy mode, they spit in the face of gamers everywhere." SD 37 21 Comments O Like Comment O Send Write a comment..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/995/d2e.png)
![Write a comment... 7h • A My five year old son Nestor was playing Dark Souls this morning. After dying on the same boss a dozen times, he turned to me and said "Video games need an easy mode. When developers don't include an easy mode, they spit in the face of gamers everywhere." SD 37 21 Comments O Like Comment O Send Write a comment..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/995/d2e.png)
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![What's a situation you've been in that felt like the start of a p----? NSFW in AskReddit by ↑3 ©71% O48m 30m The time the hot substitute told me to stay after class. She apologized for staring at me the whole class because I reminded her of Brandon Boyd and she thought he was so hot. Two girls (who were friends) I was hooking up with separately asked if I wanted anything special from them together for my birthday. An exes mom telling me she'd be willing to help me get over her daughter in any way. There's a few more but those are the major ones.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/993/084.jpg)
![What's a situation you've been in that felt like the start of a p----? NSFW in AskReddit by ↑3 ©71% O48m 30m The time the hot substitute told me to stay after class. She apologized for staring at me the whole class because I reminded her of Brandon Boyd and she thought he was so hot. Two girls (who were friends) I was hooking up with separately asked if I wanted anything special from them together for my birthday. An exes mom telling me she'd be willing to help me get over her daughter in any way. There's a few more but those are the major ones.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/993/084.jpg)
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![r/pics Posted by u/ imgur 20 Awards I asked my kids to take some books upstairs. This is my bedroom door. JON SHARPS - VINTERMIT TOM HOLT E TED A JOHN CONNOLY NEEC MARTIN CLASH, FKINGS MARTI DEAVER LEE CHILD PAPELON ANDY MCNAB RITA KOHN CONNOLY MOML.CONNELOT MAR AGA io HarnCoeN SINM MARIN ADRENALINE DRY ICE 30 NESBO Mae He M MOAEL DOS JPod: Eliroy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/992/d9e.jpg)
![r/pics Posted by u/ imgur 20 Awards I asked my kids to take some books upstairs. This is my bedroom door. JON SHARPS - VINTERMIT TOM HOLT E TED A JOHN CONNOLY NEEC MARTIN CLASH, FKINGS MARTI DEAVER LEE CHILD PAPELON ANDY MCNAB RITA KOHN CONNOLY MOML.CONNELOT MAR AGA io HarnCoeN SINM MARIN ADRENALINE DRY ICE 30 NESBO Mae He M MOAEL DOS JPod: Eliroy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/992/d9e.jpg)
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![FUTURE4200 Posts ♡ Q ♡ Oiked byrair others tractions and 1,079 re4200I brought Jack out for today's slaughter. It wasn't his first and it certainly won't be his last. This one was more intense for him, he had lots of questions and was very emotional at first, but we talked through everything that was happening. We spoke of life, and death, of food, the Earth, the grass, and the big truck. We focused a good portion of time on the emotions we felt watching the animals we love die to provide food for our family. We talked about how it's wrong to ignore the deaths our diets cause. We talked about how the other foods we eat involve death, we just don't typically see them, and how it's much more human to be responsible for our actions. It was a lot for a newly 3 year old, but it was also many of the things a proper little boy might be curious about. He also listened attentively as I spoke with the abattoir about the color and quality of the fat on our grass finished cattle. Then he ran off to play in the rain while I lent the pro Q](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/991/f56.jpg)
![FUTURE4200 Posts ♡ Q ♡ Oiked byrair others tractions and 1,079 re4200I brought Jack out for today's slaughter. It wasn't his first and it certainly won't be his last. This one was more intense for him, he had lots of questions and was very emotional at first, but we talked through everything that was happening. We spoke of life, and death, of food, the Earth, the grass, and the big truck. We focused a good portion of time on the emotions we felt watching the animals we love die to provide food for our family. We talked about how it's wrong to ignore the deaths our diets cause. We talked about how the other foods we eat involve death, we just don't typically see them, and how it's much more human to be responsible for our actions. It was a lot for a newly 3 year old, but it was also many of the things a proper little boy might be curious about. He also listened attentively as I spoke with the abattoir about the color and quality of the fat on our grass finished cattle. Then he ran off to play in the rain while I lent the pro Q](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/991/f56.jpg)
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![Lol this happened to me once except it was in a strip club (one of the "classier" more expensive ones with uber hot girls btw. And backstory, l'd been doing strip club game a lot and got really good at it following old-school textbook mystery method stuff. So it wasn't a pay-for-play thing, the girl wanted me to f--- her outside of the strip club no money involved). So I denied her request, she was visibly disappointed from it. I could tell she told the other girls in the back of the place afterward because the whole rest of the night I'm getting attention from like every single girl there including the waitresses (who were actually even hotter than most of the dancers). I got a whole bunch of numbers that night and ended up dating one of the bartenders there for a while. Esp for dancers who encounter sexually desperate guys all day, showing that restraint is unbelievably powerful. It's something they never see. The moral of the story is be the 1 in 10000 guy who isn't desperate for sex and doesn't need anything, enjoys their company but is fine without it too. Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/990/497.jpg)
![Lol this happened to me once except it was in a strip club (one of the "classier" more expensive ones with uber hot girls btw. And backstory, l'd been doing strip club game a lot and got really good at it following old-school textbook mystery method stuff. So it wasn't a pay-for-play thing, the girl wanted me to f--- her outside of the strip club no money involved). So I denied her request, she was visibly disappointed from it. I could tell she told the other girls in the back of the place afterward because the whole rest of the night I'm getting attention from like every single girl there including the waitresses (who were actually even hotter than most of the dancers). I got a whole bunch of numbers that night and ended up dating one of the bartenders there for a while. Esp for dancers who encounter sexually desperate guys all day, showing that restraint is unbelievably powerful. It's something they never see. The moral of the story is be the 1 in 10000 guy who isn't desperate for sex and doesn't need anything, enjoys their company but is fine without it too. Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/990/497.jpg)
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![ll Verizon LTE 7:11 AM 58% I was eating at a restaurant, and as I looked outside I saw a homeless girl staring at me, I invited her to my table with social distancing and we enjoyed our meals we ordered together. When asked for the bill, they sent it $0 with "You did well, now it's our turn." KARMA IS REAL 2:16 PM · 9/24/21 Twitter for iPhone 1,373 Retweets 11.5K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/989/1c1.jpg)
![ll Verizon LTE 7:11 AM 58% I was eating at a restaurant, and as I looked outside I saw a homeless girl staring at me, I invited her to my table with social distancing and we enjoyed our meals we ordered together. When asked for the bill, they sent it $0 with "You did well, now it's our turn." KARMA IS REAL 2:16 PM · 9/24/21 Twitter for iPhone 1,373 Retweets 11.5K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/989/1c1.jpg)
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![on 1d · O Golden words from my 7 year old at bedtime today. 'Mummy, do you know Success is like an Iceberg.' I ask, 'What do you mean?' He goes, 'All you see is the surface, but you don't see the hard work, sacrifice, dedication, disappointment and failures underneath it.' I am sure I heard it in a leadership course a long time ago, but still chuffed with this sweet reminder](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/987/dd2.jpg)
![on 1d · O Golden words from my 7 year old at bedtime today. 'Mummy, do you know Success is like an Iceberg.' I ask, 'What do you mean?' He goes, 'All you see is the surface, but you don't see the hard work, sacrifice, dedication, disappointment and failures underneath it.' I am sure I heard it in a leadership course a long time ago, but still chuffed with this sweet reminder](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/987/dd2.jpg)
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![... Jace's bedroom door NOTI CE!! This Plac e is Politicaly incoffect WE SaY merry aristmas one nation nder gad! we salute ourfla 9e give thanks toourtrooPs IF THIS OFfends gou LEAVE!! 1 Comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/986/76c.jpg)
![... Jace's bedroom door NOTI CE!! This Plac e is Politicaly incoffect WE SaY merry aristmas one nation nder gad! we salute ourfla 9e give thanks toourtrooPs IF THIS OFfends gou LEAVE!! 1 Comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/986/76c.jpg)
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![Aly or @al I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa your child is at register 10". I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/210/985/0c3.jpg)
![Aly or @al I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa your child is at register 10". I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/985/0c3.jpg)
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