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Didn't have to do him like that
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This is peak current timeline
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Real
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Maybe I should cancel...
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conservative man proudly frightened of everything
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“Art Official Intelligence (Or Lack Thereof)” by Stan Kelly
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![me DOOM! www. "A.I. TECHNOLOGY" WILL DECIMATE OUR LIVELIHOODS! GLOOM! O S *LATEST FAD CHICKEN LITTLES * NATIONAL CARTOONIST LEAGUE 2023 CONFERENCE, intimoanis. THE END IS NEAR! 규 000000 SEASONED 4))) PROS DISCREET FLASKS COMPUTER, DRAW ME A CARTOON ABOUT TODAY'S LAZY TEENS WHO REFUSE TO WORK. AND BE SURE TO SIGN IT "KELLY"! PAYCHECK$ $ WHIRRRR "RENDERED" OBSOL-SWEET! BEEP! I WILL OBEY. BOOP! PROGRESS PRINTER O DELIVER TO EDITOR DOO Kelly 2023 ONION SYNDICATE 333 ATUU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/525/146/690.jpg)
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“The Next (De)Generation” by Stan Kelly
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The Onion's take
![NEWS IN BRIEF Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan MOSCOW–Surveying his accomplishments in the past month with evident satisfaction, Vladimir Putin reportedly grew pleased Thursday as his plot to ruin the Russian economy and destroy its international standing went exactly to plan. “It's incredible..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/329/967/6a9.png)
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“Taking The Wind Out Of Their Sales” by Stan Kelly
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Apparently it's 100% real.
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I miss vine
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ARE YOU FEELING CALM YET
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Jules Verne strikes back
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Ladies and Gentleman: THE ONION
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Ate The Onion
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2014 article
![FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States NEWS April 15, 2014 VOL 50 ISSUE 15 News - Terrorism - World · Government · Al-Qaeda f .قصاخل قوارشلا ةأطوت حت ادس ف ن ري دتال برغل حام سلاونآل رظت ن A recent al-Qaeda video shows a militant training to carry out his mission of lying back and watching America's status as a superpower erode](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/909/655/20d.png)
![FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States NEWS April 15, 2014 VOL 50 ISSUE 15 News - Terrorism - World · Government · Al-Qaeda f .قصاخل قوارشلا ةأطوت حت ادس ف ن ري دتال برغل حام سلاونآل رظت ن A recent al-Qaeda video shows a militant training to carry out his mission of lying back and watching America's status as a superpower erode](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/909/655/20d.png)
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‘That’s It, I’m Voting For Him,’ Says Undecided Voter Impressed By Poised Chris Wallace
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oscars
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jennifer lawrence
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bernie sanders
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![@TheOnion 20 Feb Tanned, Exquisitely Coiffed Bernie Sanders Tells Supporters Corporations Actually Have A Lot To Offer trib.al/FNHATWV The Onion 128 27 1.2K 12.2K Karen Replying to @TheOnion This is PATHETIC!!!! Is he covering up the fact he falls asleep and has had a heart attack!? Dems need to kick his old arse to the curb NOW!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/877/257/314.jpg)
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