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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you ever heard of return your f------ shopping cart to the goddamn stall, you inconsiderate p------------? 79
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you ever heard of return your f------ shopping cart to the goddamn stall, you inconsiderate p------------? 79

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I LOVE RETURNING MY SHOPPING CART TO THE DESIGNATED RETURN AREAS! I LOVE PROVING THAT I'M CAPABLE OF SMALL ACTS OF SELF- GOVERNANCE LIKE RETURNING MY SHOPPING CART & NOT HAVE TO BE COERCED INTO DOING THE RIGHT THING BY THE THREAT OF LAW OR DEATH. I'AM A DIGNIFIED MEMBER OF SOCIETY & NOT SOME ANIMAL THAT LEAVES THEIR SHOPPING CART IN THE LAST LOCATION THEY USED IT.
I LOVE RETURNING MY SHOPPING CART TO THE DESIGNATED RETURN AREAS! I LOVE PROVING THAT I'M CAPABLE OF SMALL ACTS OF SELF- GOVERNANCE LIKE RETURNING MY SHOPPING CART & NOT HAVE TO BE COERCED INTO DOING THE RIGHT THING BY THE THREAT OF LAW OR DEATH. I'AM A DIGNIFIED MEMBER OF SOCIETY & NOT SOME ANIMAL THAT LEAVES THEIR SHOPPING CART IN THE LAST LOCATION THEY USED IT.

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: Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e The Shopping Cart Theory 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. 1.16 MB PNG There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
: Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e The Shopping Cart Theory 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. 1.16 MB PNG There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

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Return Your Carts

The Virgin "that's what they pay people for" The CHAD non-degenerate cart-returner Contributes without Truly a man of esteem and worth "not his job", doesn't even have a job expectation of reciprocity probably litters too MUTUAL ALTRUISM acts purely in self-interest not fit for civilized society Not only respects others, but himself too Knows that some Society needs laws for this type of person, things are objectively right incapable of self-governing Kohlberg Level I Stage II Keep rationalizing, you know its wrong Is also A ESTHETIC
The Virgin "that's what they pay people for" The CHAD non-degenerate cart-returner Contributes without Truly a man of esteem and worth "not his job", doesn't even have a job expectation of reciprocity probably litters too MUTUAL ALTRUISM acts purely in self-interest not fit for civilized society Not only respects others, but himself too Knows that some Society needs laws for this type of person, things are objectively right incapable of self-governing Kohlberg Level I Stage II Keep rationalizing, you know its wrong Is also A ESTHETIC

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ndiecity : Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e The Shopping Cart Theory 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. 1.16 MB PNG There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. B alicejoestar this post was written by a jrpg villain whose origin story was working at walmart
ndiecity : Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e The Shopping Cart Theory 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. 1.16 MB PNG There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. B alicejoestar this post was written by a jrpg villain whose origin story was working at walmart

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