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. It was a difficult hike while carrying such a heavy load. Moving slower than he would have preferred, since it would have been exhilarating to.run, he stopped only to catch his breathe and to remehber...to remembeř what he saw so thhat he couit describe it to the girl or draw iL from memory. Butbecause of his pacing he would never be able to see the landscape burst out before iam and-look。 exactly like postcard. Instead, it would go: unng iced ad fís eyes would oconcentrate on his step mostí. For him it seemed ás though he was walking.a 1aze; moying in this direction felt wrong, but he wássure not to turn around, which also seemed a nistake. This made him laugh'out loud andl stop ded: He thought back as far as he could to see whatt was that brought him to this exact point. And sting down to recline, it wasn't long before he bean a deep sleep His body sipped the ground and its warmth traveled the carse of his thickness to escape from his mouth, ste ming like a miniature chimney. In the morning he woke and what had happened could not be unone. Ho had long been dispersed like white light thugh a prism across the gress into wildfo s ad fire ants. 14-

. It was a difficult hike while carrying such a heavy load. Moving slower than he would have preferred, since it would have been exhilarating to.run, he stopped only to catch his breathe and to remehber...to remembeř what he saw so thhat he couit describe it to the girl or draw iL from memory. Butbecause of his pacing he would never be able to see the landscape burst out before iam and-look。 exactly like postcard. Instead, it would go: unng iced ad fís eyes would oconcentrate on his step mostí. For him it seemed ás though he was walking.a 1aze; moying in this direction felt wrong, but he wássure not to turn around, which also seemed a nistake. This made him laugh'out loud andl stop ded: He thought back as far as he could to see whatt was that brought him to this exact point. And sting down to recline, it wasn't long before he bean a deep sleep His body sipped the ground and its warmth traveled the carse of his thickness to escape from his mouth, ste ming like a miniature chimney. In the morning he woke and what had happened could not be unone. Ho had long been dispersed like white light thugh a prism across the gress into wildfo s ad fire ants. 14-

TOO LONG LOL DIDN'T READ Mr. Rogers

TOO LONG LOL DIDN'T READ Mr. Rogers

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WAR PEACE LEO TOLSTOY RICHARD PEVEAR LARISSA VOEOKHONSKY

THE CONSTITUTION of THE UNITE T;DR

THE CONSTITUTION of THE UNITE T;DR

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TheoHux 12oz.com The Constitution mestic Tranquility, pro and establish this CONSTITUTION for the United Stales of America of the Pmote the general We establish Justice, insure do- s and our Posterity, do ordain ise for tke common Defehce TLDR SECTION 1. All legislative Powers berein granted shall be vested in a sentatives SECTION 2. Tbe House of Representatives shall be composed of Members c each State shall bave the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most num nate and House of Repre- States, amd the Electors in tizen of the United States, ccording to their respective No Person shall be a Representative ubo sball not bave attained to t and who sball not, when elected, be an Inbabitant of that State in which be sba Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among tbe severa, Numbers, bich sball be determined by adding to the ubole Number of free Persorn not taxed, three fiftbs of all otber Persons.I The actual Enumeration sball be made and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in sucb Manner as they shall by Lau Thousand, but each State shall bave at Least one Representative; and until such enumerati chuse three, Massachusetts eigbt, Rbode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three. Years, and excluding Indians not exceed one for every tbirty Penn sylvania eigbt, Delaware ch Vacancies ongress of the United States, psbire shall be entitled to When vacancies bappen in tbe Representation from any State, the Executive Autbority t Tbe House of Representatives sball chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and sha SECTION 3. The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from Senator sball have one Vote. Immediately after they sball be assembled in Consequence of the first of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one-third may be ch Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereo such Vacancies,

TheoHux 12oz.com The Constitution mestic Tranquility, pro and establish this CONSTITUTION for the United Stales of America of the Pmote the general We establish Justice, insure do- s and our Posterity, do ordain ise for tke common Defehce TLDR SECTION 1. All legislative Powers berein granted shall be vested in a sentatives SECTION 2. Tbe House of Representatives shall be composed of Members c each State shall bave the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most num nate and House of Repre- States, amd the Electors in tizen of the United States, ccording to their respective No Person shall be a Representative ubo sball not bave attained to t and who sball not, when elected, be an Inbabitant of that State in which be sba Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among tbe severa, Numbers, bich sball be determined by adding to the ubole Number of free Persorn not taxed, three fiftbs of all otber Persons.I The actual Enumeration sball be made and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in sucb Manner as they shall by Lau Thousand, but each State shall bave at Least one Representative; and until such enumerati chuse three, Massachusetts eigbt, Rbode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three. Years, and excluding Indians not exceed one for every tbirty Penn sylvania eigbt, Delaware ch Vacancies ongress of the United States, psbire shall be entitled to When vacancies bappen in tbe Representation from any State, the Executive Autbority t Tbe House of Representatives sball chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and sha SECTION 3. The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from Senator sball have one Vote. Immediately after they sball be assembled in Consequence of the first of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one-third may be ch Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereo such Vacancies,

"You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It's a...disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that stuck with me, nonetheless." TL;DR

"You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It's a...disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that stuck with me, nonetheless." TL;DR

You talk alot for a cripple you know !?

You talk alot for a cripple you know !?

Life is not mystery to be solved but a reality to be experienced. TOO LONG I didn't read it.

Life is not mystery to be solved but a reality to be experienced. TOO LONG I didn't read it.