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U CUre ur brane gett t-ixe <and A1DS Cb Ro CIA No this is called the placebo effect ^n .«lklu?
U CUre ur brane gett t-ixe <and A1DS Cb Ro CIA No this is called the placebo effect ^n .«lklu?

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1.Get a magnet and a hinge 2. Attach it to a car 3.Drive 4.Fly You have made a flying car wich doesnt contribute to global warming
1.Get a magnet and a hinge 2. Attach it to a car 3.Drive 4.Fly You have made a flying car wich doesnt contribute to global warming

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create a file, then zip it to reduce it's size Put that zip in a zip. Repeat until file is 0 kb HARD DISK COMPAGNY BANKRUPT!
create a file, then zip it to reduce it's size Put that zip in a zip. Repeat until file is 0 kb HARD DISK COMPAGNY BANKRUPT!

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Make your own Atom Smasher 1. Grab 2 flashlights 2. Grab a metal tube with a window in it. 3. Shine flashlights through the ends of the tube 4. the air molecues will crash into each other at the speed of light, destroying each other. 5. Observe atoms being destroyed. Problem Hadronfags?
Make your own Atom Smasher 1. Grab 2 flashlights 2. Grab a metal tube with a window in it. 3. Shine flashlights through the ends of the tube 4. the air molecues will crash into each other at the speed of light, destroying each other. 5. Observe atoms being destroyed. Problem Hadronfags?

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HOW TO MAKE AN ENERGY BALL OF D00m OUER TIME THE LASERS ILL CREATE LARGE ENERGY WHERE2 POINTS IMEET MAKInG A BIG F* KinG ENERGY BALL!!! LASER SETUP T SPEED OF LIGHT INSERT MIRRORS INARORAnWHEn IT TOUCHES SOMETHInG AL IT WILL FORCE IT TO FLY In THAT DIRECTIOn.. IT MAKES A HUGE EXPLOSION!
HOW TO MAKE AN ENERGY BALL OF D00m OUER TIME THE LASERS ILL CREATE LARGE ENERGY WHERE2 POINTS IMEET MAKInG A BIG F* KinG ENERGY BALL!!! LASER SETUP T SPEED OF LIGHT INSERT MIRRORS INARORAnWHEn IT TOUCHES SOMETHInG AL IT WILL FORCE IT TO FLY In THAT DIRECTIOn.. IT MAKES A HUGE EXPLOSION!

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(scale dramatization) generator stabalizing pole crank scientist-"i approve this theory new york times in space, everything is in constant motion unlimited clean energy spin crank once
(scale dramatization) generator stabalizing pole crank scientist-"i approve this theory new york times in space, everything is in constant motion unlimited clean energy spin crank once

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Cables are very long The input Lag is a lot longer! CT Forces Cheater Hacker Idiot FFUUU Guy SCORE DEATHS PING 10 2 15 9 3 20 7 4 17 2 9 22 Distance to TFT is far Light needs longer to reach your eyes DEAD Keyboard Mouse TFT Terrorist Forces Another Cheater Another Hacker Another Idiot YOU 8 4 22 6 313 4 4 14 Internet DE PC IE HE THE SOLUTION! The Cables are far shorter reducing the time for the Input lag!! The connection to the Internet is shorter to saving even more time! Due to the smaller screen you are forced to sit closer to the screen reducing the time it takes for the light to reach your eyes! It is also advisable to use a trackball instead of a mouse. To move a mouse your brain has to move your entire arm! Waste of time! Use a trackball instead and SCORE DEATHS PING 10 2 15 9 3 20 7 4 17 2 9 22 Cheater eHacker Idiot FFUUU Guy DEAD Only move your Thumb! Terrorist Forces PRO TIP: Try not to bend the cables! Curves in the cables limit the speed the bits can travel in the cable because they might crash against the wall otherwise! Another Cheater Another Hacker Another Idiot 8 4 22 6 3 13 4 4 14 PROBLEM CS-F---?
Cables are very long The input Lag is a lot longer! CT Forces Cheater Hacker Idiot FFUUU Guy SCORE DEATHS PING 10 2 15 9 3 20 7 4 17 2 9 22 Distance to TFT is far Light needs longer to reach your eyes DEAD Keyboard Mouse TFT Terrorist Forces Another Cheater Another Hacker Another Idiot YOU 8 4 22 6 313 4 4 14 Internet DE PC IE HE THE SOLUTION! The Cables are far shorter reducing the time for the Input lag!! The connection to the Internet is shorter to saving even more time! Due to the smaller screen you are forced to sit closer to the screen reducing the time it takes for the light to reach your eyes! It is also advisable to use a trackball instead of a mouse. To move a mouse your brain has to move your entire arm! Waste of time! Use a trackball instead and SCORE DEATHS PING 10 2 15 9 3 20 7 4 17 2 9 22 Cheater eHacker Idiot FFUUU Guy DEAD Only move your Thumb! Terrorist Forces PRO TIP: Try not to bend the cables! Curves in the cables limit the speed the bits can travel in the cable because they might crash against the wall otherwise! Another Cheater Another Hacker Another Idiot 8 4 22 6 3 13 4 4 14 PROBLEM CS-F---?

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Step two: Wait until a vacuum fluctuation occurs, and then use magnets to get the quantum potential to collapse into the singular expression of a mini big-bang UNLIMITED PROFIT Step one: Use a vacum to suck all the air out of a room No Air! problem, Step three: You now have massive amounts of both matter and antimatter that you generated from pure nothingness. This can be sold for a clear profit sciencefags?
Step two: Wait until a vacuum fluctuation occurs, and then use magnets to get the quantum potential to collapse into the singular expression of a mini big-bang UNLIMITED PROFIT Step one: Use a vacum to suck all the air out of a room No Air! problem, Step three: You now have massive amounts of both matter and antimatter that you generated from pure nothingness. This can be sold for a clear profit sciencefags?

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How to get infinite fuel L Get a car 2. Remove glas from dashboard 3. Change the left letter on the fuel gauge from E to F 4. Lough at the oil compamies while your tank fills up from driving
How to get infinite fuel L Get a car 2. Remove glas from dashboard 3. Change the left letter on the fuel gauge from E to F 4. Lough at the oil compamies while your tank fills up from driving

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Jupiter consists of 90% hydrogen and 10% helium our sun consists of 90% hydrogen and 10% helium also ignite problem vampirefags? sun II the planet is now a star our solar system now has 2 stars
Jupiter consists of 90% hydrogen and 10% helium our sun consists of 90% hydrogen and 10% helium also ignite problem vampirefags? sun II the planet is now a star our solar system now has 2 stars

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GET A BRO TO TIE OTHER END OF LONG ASS ROPE TO MARS TIE ONE END OF LONG ASS ROPE TO EARTH AS EARTH TURNS, MARS IS REELED IN TOWARDS EARTH EVENTUALLY EARTH AND MARS WILL BECOME BROS AS MARS TURNS, EARTH IS REELED IN TOWARD MARS CONFIRM THAT BRO LIVES ON MARS
GET A BRO TO TIE OTHER END OF LONG ASS ROPE TO MARS TIE ONE END OF LONG ASS ROPE TO EARTH AS EARTH TURNS, MARS IS REELED IN TOWARDS EARTH EVENTUALLY EARTH AND MARS WILL BECOME BROS AS MARS TURNS, EARTH IS REELED IN TOWARD MARS CONFIRM THAT BRO LIVES ON MARS

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CREATE SELF-IMPROVING COMPUTER PROGRAM WAIT FOR PROGRAM TO INVENT BEST INVENTION EVER E=mc^2 and s--- and F=ma and s--- and axil needed axil obtained > stabilizing...done SELL THAT S--- BECOME RICH ェjv.mp in it... PROBLEM LUTION
CREATE SELF-IMPROVING COMPUTER PROGRAM WAIT FOR PROGRAM TO INVENT BEST INVENTION EVER E=mc^2 and s--- and F=ma and s--- and axil needed axil obtained > stabilizing...done SELL THAT S--- BECOME RICH ェjv.mp in it... PROBLEM LUTION

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vaccine- a preparation of dead or weakened pathogen used to induce a formation of antibodies or immunity against the pathogen acquire vaccine c-- in vaccine inject vaccine into girlfriend ENJOY UNLIMITED UNPROTECTED SEX!!!! 0 problem condom f---????
vaccine- a preparation of dead or weakened pathogen used to induce a formation of antibodies or immunity against the pathogen acquire vaccine c-- in vaccine inject vaccine into girlfriend ENJOY UNLIMITED UNPROTECTED SEX!!!! 0 problem condom f---????

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Step 1. Sleep normally Not getting enough sleep? Step 3. Dream you are sleeping. Step 2. Lucid Dream You are now double sleeping! Enjoy being twice as rested in e same amount of time! Add more layers for INFINITE SLEEP!
Step 1. Sleep normally Not getting enough sleep? Step 3. Dream you are sleeping. Step 2. Lucid Dream You are now double sleeping! Enjoy being twice as rested in e same amount of time! Add more layers for INFINITE SLEEP!

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Step ONE Step TWO: Get two planks of wood with Apply one piece to all, clib up and place second piece. elib up. Retrieve first piece. Place first piece Clieb up. Repeat. spikes in Infinite Ladder Ache i ved
Step ONE Step TWO: Get two planks of wood with Apply one piece to all, clib up and place second piece. elib up. Retrieve first piece. Place first piece Clieb up. Repeat. spikes in Infinite Ladder Ache i ved

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Get some Water and put it in a freezer that is 300 degrees Water volume expands as it freezes to a colder temperature Take it out of the freezer Chop up the ice into more ice You get infinite water!!! pieces When the Ice thaws you will have more water. Problem Water Companys?22
Get some Water and put it in a freezer that is 300 degrees Water volume expands as it freezes to a colder temperature Take it out of the freezer Chop up the ice into more ice You get infinite water!!! pieces When the Ice thaws you will have more water. Problem Water Companys?22

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