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le no at ny work darping round* you're the co-vorkar who hey derp. I know le stupid fenale thinks she's superior but don'txprt on know s---* I need to buy a new laptop Think can help me? now the off course products and places to buy then I wnat to buy good stuff best stuff for the best price.and I want to spend my money will even talk to some friends vel1 know so they can nake a special price Nell, whatever. Do what you Hey herpina I got you a list of the best stuff so you can decide which one you will buy 3 Days Later.. NTF?? After al1 ny wor search to find you the best stuff you're telling ne you von 't need it anynore?? what? oh right about that. I von 't need that anymore y a laptop from a guy I What?2 never have seen in ny life. HeYoue going to buy a second-hand contacted ne on the internet and he have a second-hand1 veek laptop and it's pretty cheap computer fron soneone you don 't know? It can be a scan or it can be danaged. Bla bla bla bla* s:the price asn't that cheap* It's ny noney. I do what I want This guy is trust worthy I know he is Then why do you needed help and advice? I could have done it nyseit I just wanted sone opinion sinceand I'n curious about what s--- you'ra the conputer nan here I have nothing to do tonight is she's buying The guy will be at night in her treet. Can you come with me? Pine I will go, But I don't like Why are you always saying crap?7 this. When buying stuff fron internet you should neet the person at places with lots people like shopping malls for example I know thi8 i8 fine. And I' doing a good business Let's go Hey guYS 2:00 MIDNIGHT orSomethin like that NK You have the noney?? Sure. It's in the back of ny car Cone with ne Sure. You have the Now give ne the f------ noney before I blast your brains out* opens le car Trunk* Looks like I'n kidding bitch?? Quick, before I lose ny patience You are f------ kidding ne Gets in the car and hits the aroad at full speed I could have been killed, r---- or kidnapped because of this stubbo b bitch I'm going home F--- you.Becuse of your stupidity our 1ife was in danger Learn to listen to other people who know their stuff You re not going to the police with me? The police wil1 call if they need ne-Bye

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Class 1: Psychology Me on two hours ot sleep from writing papers Professor Derp: "Okay class, today we will be watching an educational film from 1964" "Alright, two classes, and then I can sleep F----- ACTUALLY CHALLENGE ACCEPTED IMADE IT!!!! TWO HOURS LATER Class 2: Music History Now just one more class... Proffesor Derpet: "Okay class, today we're going to listen to a lecture on 13th Century chant:s and listen to some examples NOW F-----

Class 1: Psychology Me on two hours ot sleep from writing papers Professor Derp: "Okay class, today we will be watching an educational film from 1964" "Alright, two classes, and then I can sleep F----- ACTUALLY CHALLENGE ACCEPTED IMADE IT!!!! TWO HOURS LATER Class 2: Music History Now just one more class... Proffesor Derpet: "Okay class, today we're going to listen to a lecture on 13th Century chant:s and listen to some examples NOW F-----

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"Hun, our push mower is broken, we just bought this new house with a huge lawn, we should look for a used riding mower "searches kijiji for riding mower" "I guess. 치e me e wife "Hun! Look at this one! It's in good condition and the guy lives 5 minutes away. Call him and see if he has a way of transporting it to us" drive it home since it's kind of close..." "You know, don't want to drive that through town and have everyone stare at on the riding mower" "It'll be FINE! There probably wont be anyone at the intersection don't worry about it!" the fat guy gigglegiggle* TWENT MINUTES LATER oO(This isn't so bad...just got to get over the bridge and past the intersection unnoticed!) *drives over bridge toward intersection You gotta be f------ kidding me.... True Story

"Hun, our push mower is broken, we just bought this new house with a huge lawn, we should look for a used riding mower "searches kijiji for riding mower" "I guess. 치e me e wife "Hun! Look at this one! It's in good condition and the guy lives 5 minutes away. Call him and see if he has a way of transporting it to us" drive it home since it's kind of close..." "You know, don't want to drive that through town and have everyone stare at on the riding mower" "It'll be FINE! There probably wont be anyone at the intersection don't worry about it!" the fat guy gigglegiggle* TWENT MINUTES LATER oO(This isn't so bad...just got to get over the bridge and past the intersection unnoticed!) *drives over bridge toward intersection You gotta be f------ kidding me.... True Story

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suddenly, a wild bitchy waitress appears!* "Derp, this a------ regular of mine wantS his steak burnt to a crisp!" le me, at wor cooking like a bosS CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "That is a waste of meat bordering on sacrilage.. However this is a yestaurant "Shouldn' t you be out on the floor instead of bothering me?" "Just don't f--- up Derp, I hate this guy soo much, he hardly tips me and I really need some cash sO I can go herping with..." "peace at last Ok then.." A------!" 15 LATER LATER "Derp, I just passed by and saw the steak you sent out! So help me, if it gets sent back then you're outta here! An angry manager. appears!* "s---.'" "Well great! he wants to see a manager, there goes my tip!, thanks a lot Derp!" TWELVE aug SECONDS LATER "f---." "Karma 's a bitch eh Derp? Nice knowing you!" A FEW MOMENTS LATER "Great job Derp! He said it was the best steak he's ever had "But he didn't even tip AND he wanted to tip you $20! me at all!" Here you go! Hell I think you deserve a raise to boot!" "Oh, Herpina, he also said that he rcceived the worst service he's had in years You're Fired." "Hey Herpina. ." "WHAT?!" "Nice knowing you!" EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED True Story

suddenly, a wild bitchy waitress appears!* "Derp, this a------ regular of mine wantS his steak burnt to a crisp!" le me, at wor cooking like a bosS CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "That is a waste of meat bordering on sacrilage.. However this is a yestaurant "Shouldn' t you be out on the floor instead of bothering me?" "Just don't f--- up Derp, I hate this guy soo much, he hardly tips me and I really need some cash sO I can go herping with..." "peace at last Ok then.." A------!" 15 LATER LATER "Derp, I just passed by and saw the steak you sent out! So help me, if it gets sent back then you're outta here! An angry manager. appears!* "s---.'" "Well great! he wants to see a manager, there goes my tip!, thanks a lot Derp!" TWELVE aug SECONDS LATER "f---." "Karma 's a bitch eh Derp? Nice knowing you!" A FEW MOMENTS LATER "Great job Derp! He said it was the best steak he's ever had "But he didn't even tip AND he wanted to tip you $20! me at all!" Here you go! Hell I think you deserve a raise to boot!" "Oh, Herpina, he also said that he rcceived the worst service he's had in years You're Fired." "Hey Herpina. ." "WHAT?!" "Nice knowing you!" EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED True Story

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*Gamederp cler Bro and I at GameDerp. He got a used copy of Assassin's Creed 2 that is totally messed up. Wants to get a new one Yeah, we can't do s--- If you don't have the receipt *Me BIO Uhhhh no. We can see your Can't you just check the purchase history, but we can't buying history with my power card? do anything without a receipt nooo they won't do it either AT THE OTHER GAMEDERP Me'1l just go to the other gamederp Found the game in your purchase history, we'11 go ahead and give you a new working copy F--- the other Gamederp True Story AAAAAAAAA333333|YYYYYY γγγγγγEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *le me repairing a company's network like a boss when suddenly, one woman asks me to find out why her printer wont connect with the computer.. for some reason it's still not reading the printer... everything is on, just updated the system and the network, everything is perfectly set up... Hmm everything seems to be working properly... THIS MAKE NO SENSE!! THE SYSTEM IS UP TO DATE AND Mell... it wasnt easy plugging in the chord to the computer... THE SOFTWARE FOR THE PRINTER ITSELF IS FULLY INSTALLED.... L yeah, its not big deal though i guess, it stil1 went in so it should still work right? .. . "hard to plug in?'" hmm should probably check the chord after all plugged in correctly when i checked it a few minutes ago... A FEW MOMENTS LATER t looked like it vas well, what did you expect me to do? i ran out of USE slots after i plugged in my keyboard, mouse, phone, camera, and webcam! I mean, it's not like that slot is useful for anything else... can you also check and see why the internet isnt working on that computer too while you' re here? ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME?!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *le me repairing a company's network like a boss when suddenly, one woman asks me to find out why her printer wont connect with the computer.. for some reason it's still not reading the printer... everything is on, just updated the system and the network, everything is perfectly set up... Hmm everything seems to be working properly... THIS MAKE NO SENSE!! THE SYSTEM IS UP TO DATE AND Mell... it wasnt easy plugging in the chord to the computer... THE SOFTWARE FOR THE PRINTER ITSELF IS FULLY INSTALLED.... L yeah, its not big deal though i guess, it stil1 went in so it should still work right? .. . "hard to plug in?'" hmm should probably check the chord after all plugged in correctly when i checked it a few minutes ago... A FEW MOMENTS LATER t looked like it vas well, what did you expect me to do? i ran out of USE slots after i plugged in my keyboard, mouse, phone, camera, and webcam! I mean, it's not like that slot is useful for anything else... can you also check and see why the internet isnt working on that computer too while you' re here? ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME?!

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biology teacher miss Derpany* Herp, you are very good at biology. I want you to ,< participate me I to national biology olympiad for our school CHALLENGE ACCEPTED The olympiad is next year so you we will need to study hard to mak it. You will need to stay at school for extra 3 hours h 2 times a week an I'1l teach yo Can you handle it? Today is the last day to After manyappl, ads weeks of hard work olympiads. I'11 apply and give you the necessarV documents tomorrow the day afte Yes! After spending so uch effort, I think I'm ready for it Hi miss Hǐ Herp, the Olympiads Derpanyare tomorrow, do you feel ready? h, by the way, here are your documents necessary to participate. Thanks miss Derpany We can not app y anymore so be careful with them! *looks at the documents* BIOLOGY OLYMPIADS APPLICATION FORM -please fill details carefully- Name: Herp Derp: derpderp SUBMIT- -CANCEL Why would she give me a screen shot of a website? She forgot to cǐick submit BITCH WHO WILL PAYBACK MY TIME SPENT ON THOSE . BORING STUFE ) /1 rue Story

biology teacher miss Derpany* Herp, you are very good at biology. I want you to ,< participate me I to national biology olympiad for our school CHALLENGE ACCEPTED The olympiad is next year so you we will need to study hard to mak it. You will need to stay at school for extra 3 hours h 2 times a week an I'1l teach yo Can you handle it? Today is the last day to After manyappl, ads weeks of hard work olympiads. I'11 apply and give you the necessarV documents tomorrow the day afte Yes! After spending so uch effort, I think I'm ready for it Hi miss Hǐ Herp, the Olympiads Derpanyare tomorrow, do you feel ready? h, by the way, here are your documents necessary to participate. Thanks miss Derpany We can not app y anymore so be careful with them! *looks at the documents* BIOLOGY OLYMPIADS APPLICATION FORM -please fill details carefully- Name: Herp Derp: derpderp SUBMIT- -CANCEL Why would she give me a screen shot of a website? She forgot to cǐick submit BITCH WHO WILL PAYBACK MY TIME SPENT ON THOSE . BORING STUFE ) /1 rue Story

when suddenly a wild phone call appears *le teenage me derping around in my room late at night "it's my girlfriend herpenifer calling from her friend's house party 2 hours away" HEY YOU BETTER DRIVE YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND PICK ME UP. NO ONE IS AT MY HOUSE AND I'M STRANDED Uh, but that's really far away and I have no gas, and it's really late and I'm already in bed and IF YOU DON'T COME RIGHT NOT E ARE THROUGH. SO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE okay Arrives to pick up herpenifer. *herpenifer le gf seems to be flirting wit buff guy at party le bufif FINALLY YOU GET HERE I'VE BEE WAITING FOREVER. YOU ARE ORTHL ESS I GAVE THOSE BITCHES MUDD See's puddle of mud, runs over it and splashes herpenifer and stupid buff guy, and then drives away BITCHES LOVE MUDD rue Stor

when suddenly a wild phone call appears *le teenage me derping around in my room late at night "it's my girlfriend herpenifer calling from her friend's house party 2 hours away" HEY YOU BETTER DRIVE YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND PICK ME UP. NO ONE IS AT MY HOUSE AND I'M STRANDED Uh, but that's really far away and I have no gas, and it's really late and I'm already in bed and IF YOU DON'T COME RIGHT NOT E ARE THROUGH. SO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE okay Arrives to pick up herpenifer. *herpenifer le gf seems to be flirting wit buff guy at party le bufif FINALLY YOU GET HERE I'VE BEE WAITING FOREVER. YOU ARE ORTHL ESS I GAVE THOSE BITCHES MUDD See's puddle of mud, runs over it and splashes herpenifer and stupid buff guy, and then drives away BITCHES LOVE MUDD rue Stor

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