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Freezes up when a girl sits near him, Self-conscious of people looking at him, especially the person in front and just to the side can't focus on anything else until she leaves Takes out all the course books, but barely skims a paragraph in each Leaves the room if he can't find a seat that isn't next to somebody else Prefers to study on his own, doesn't have many friends anyway Sometimes wears headphones, to escape potential conversation Peaked at the age of 16 or 17 Drinks tea/coffee or energy drinks, even though he still can't concentrate Waits until the night before the deadline, stays up all night doing it, still misses deadline Far too scared to eat snacks and attract any attention Takes a full ten minutes to open his bag, to avoid disturbing others with the sound Has chair height on the owest setting, terrified of being noticed Lea ves literally all of it until the last day, not because he is a procrastinator, but just to prove that he can. Gets full marks anyway Makes direct eye contact with people opposite him Merely glances at every girl he sees, causing instantaneous impregnation Physically incapable of studying alone, requires at least 50 more people around him Refuses to let a moment pass where he isn't talking to his many friends, even in a designated "silent" zone, loves the social interaction Constantly talking to people on his phone, aloud for everyone to hear. Phone is on full volume and vibrates constantly Always drinking beer, it has zero effect on his brain Has never seen a book in his life Eats only the loudest snacks slurps his drinks like no one else can hear Essay is 0% substance and 100% rhetoric Has his seat height on the top setting, even though he's like 6"5, reminding everyone who's boss

Virgin vs. Chad
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a chiropractor would die looking at his posture Drinks Pure Co2. Burps Constantly The chad Film imprinting Eats between Soundwaves to Let everyone know Less than one atom of popcorn payed 5000 $ Stacy Is literally Licking his soles His phone is louder than a jet plane due all his friend calling him at the same time His butt Never itches Fat isn't able to grip over his body It just slides away

Virgin vs. Chad
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"The Virgin Dies at night Last thoughts are nothing but regrets Dies elderty and feeble No one around to mourn him Unaesthetic bedsheets Passes away in bed "The Chad Ascension Dies in the prime of his life Dies violently Makes sure to have people witness his final hours Dies in the middle of the day Passes away in a public place Stoic about his impending demise Maintains proper body positioning even when dying

Virgin vs. Chad
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Achieves REM sleep 30 seconds after getting in bed Sleeps alone, by choice Kicks women out of bed after sex, he doesn't respect them, he just has sex with them Wakes up well rested every day, even after drinking and partying Doesn't browse >reddit nor 4chan for hours before going to sleep Hair looks exactly the same in the morning ?イ Neck is perfectly straight against mattress, has never seen a pillow in his life Arms hang out of bed, doesn't care about monsters under it

Virgin vs. Chad
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LIFTS STACKS OF OTHER GYM MEMBERS THE CHAD WORKOUT DOES WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE ON GYM DAY, ISN'T RESTRICTED BY "ROUTINES" ONLY ATTRACTS WOMEN SO THAT HE CAN LIFT THEM CURLS PEOPLE ON THE SQUAT RACK WHILE CHATTING WITH THEM, LOVES THE SOCIAL INTERACTION ONLY DRINKS FRESHLY CONDENSATED WATER FROM HIS PERSONAL CLOUD DOESN'T WAIT BETWEEN SETS, RUNS BETWEEN MULTIPLE LIFING LOCATIONS. THE ULTIMATE SUPER SET. HAS AN INDEX OF ALL CURRENT AND FUTURE FITNESS MEMES INSIDE HIS HEAD PERFECT POSTURE FROM NEVER TOUCHING HIS PENIS DOES NOT SWEAT, HAS NO NEED FOR DEODORANT OR TOWELS DRINKS BEER AND STERIOD SHAKES BECAUSE HE LIKES THE TASTE STRETCHES LIMBS TO REACH AS MUCH EQUIPMENT AS POSSIBLE SO OTHERS HAVE TO WAIT MAGNETICALLY ATTRACTS PEOPLE TO GYM JUST SO HE CAN HAVE SPECTATORS WEARS TINY SHORTS TO SHOW OFF HIS SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE TREADMILLS CAN NO LONGER BE USED DUE TO CARDIOBUNNIES ORGASMING AT THE SIGHT OF HIM GYM STAFF FEAR HIM VIRGINS WANT TO BE HIM WEARS 12-INCH HIGH HEELS TO BOOST HIS PERFECT GLUTES

Virgin vs. Chad
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The Virgin Gym-Goer Looks below parallel and avoids eve contact but stealthily checks out female Listens to Battlefield 1 ameplay to pump himself u Raggedv, old t-shirt with faded design, usually of a video game goers Fiddles on phone for more than 1 minute before doin another set Wears a t-shirt since he is not comfortable with his and suffers fromm timidation and does not want to be noticed Weightlifting gloves despite not lifting hea enough to induce blisters Skinnyfat physique due to s--- diet on par with Drinks whey protein shake intra-workout s--- genetics Wears white athletic socks Other: Constant feeling that the whole gym is watching him Passively allows other take his equipment Hideously bright neon running/training shoes bought from Walmart oers to

Virgin vs. Chad
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"The Virgin Sit" Tries to stay perfectly still to avoid bothering other Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs Hunches back and neck, and will not sit up straight to relieve growing pain in neck because he thinks that will make him stand out people Head always facing down to avoid eye contact, looks at feet to determine who is around him When needing to sit nearIs never in a relaxed pose someone, will sit on the maintain the same pose edge of the chair to avoid being close to someone else who's sitting down in his chair, struggles to Never removes his earbuds, uses them to avoid social interactions with strangers Thinks everybody is looking at him Uses his smartphone constantly in an attempt to appear busy and less awkward Keeps legs close together so as to not annoy people for taking up space Wears jeans exclusively only to fit in, has no sense of personal style. "THE CHAD LOUNGE" Vibrates constantly to annoy people. Takes up an entire row of chairs by himself Perfectly aligns spine with the center of the Earth for optimal posture, making his neck immune to pain. Head always faces up while looking everyone in the eye. Doesn't know who's around him Is always relaxed, but still tries to change his posture constantly to challenge himself Always listening for a chance to start a conversation with a stranger sit near someone he will simply sit on top of them Believes that it is impossible for a mortal man to see him wow Too busy to own a cellphone. Doesn't wear pants. Legs spread as wide as possible for maximum comfort

Virgin vs. Chad
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Virgin vs. Chad
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Spends more than arn hour in bed with his mobile phone "The Virgin Rest" has no sense of timee Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed Tired but refuses to sleep Sleeps alone Screen close to eyes Ignores blinding light produced by the digital device Faces the the screen away from -전 any entrances Phone on 990 battery Positions himself in the corner of the bed Stays up until late Frequently watches p--- in bed Has trouble getting up in the morning, exhibits similar child-like behaviours

Virgin vs. Chad
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NORMIE GENOCIDE Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conver salon os mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic eut secretly hates peogie who wah slowly when sedeby 넛 Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movemen Might be too tense and rigid Bonus Clothing is all neut Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to autowalk Wears running Only wears black Stands with a weird analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Is insecure about how Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

Virgin vs. Chad
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Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward bad /w eye contact Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel - Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as lookingat him pencil neck Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic skinnyfat But secretly hates people who walk slowly whenside-by-s Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid small wrists & hands Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him takes stairs two at a time. will walk up stairs rather than take an elevator Long strides

Virgin vs. Chad
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The Wizard's Unrest no earthly rest can cure him of his tiredness ignores the blinding light at the end of time is in a quantum superposition in which he occupies every single atom on top of the bed, but at the same time, none no longer pleasured by carnal entertainment gets up only whenever an alternate universe of himself goes to bed time has no sense of him does not require electronic devices Sleeps with a bundle of felt vaguely shaped like a woman, affectionally calling it a "golemfu" spends the entire night meditating about the universe's grand design

Virgin vs. Chad
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"the sanic walk" distorted hedgehog music when present anywhere long unkept quills that stay in place when in fast speeds eyes in constant danger of tearing up awkward deadpan smile to let evervone know they don't have existential dread awkward tough guy posture that screams virgin Wears gloves has given up on the health of their torso area hands in fists because the world is unfair nothing to brag about dirty ripped up and bland red sneakers shitposts and memespouts in public forgets how to walk because always running bonus: won't land a date when collects all five chorus emarelds

Virgin vs. Chad
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Windows block light even when the sun shines anime posters & merch door locked Bed has stains of various types Only light source is monitor with arch linux/gentoo neckbeard has not showered since 2 months Thinkpad T420 floor littered with trash 夕 e---------- jugs "The anon room" s--- bin and piss bottles

Virgin vs. Chad
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"The Virgin Shooting" Tries to look cool but just has weird awkward smile the entire time Adrenaline causes massive pimple breakout (visible on security tape) Slumped posture makes victims laugh at hinm before he pulls the trigger Could only afford Hi-Point Constant jamming and inexperience makes responding police point and laugh Sleeves too long Ill-fitting trench coat bought from local goth kid Boots hurt his feet and make him walk weird Does it on Saturday Leaves behind manifesto (publically mocked on news the next day

Virgin vs. Chad
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Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Has figured out how to always look everyone in the eye at once at all times Looks below parallel Head is at a perfect verticle angle at all times Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately Does not register the emotions or feelings of others at all Has never heard a song in his entire life Back slouched if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic Arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find Little arm movement comfortable hand form Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Might be too tense and rigid Back is so straight you could measure structural foundation with his spinal cord Walking form is poised like a Greek statue, perpetually in contrapposto Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" - analogous to always manually breathing Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to the store" MANDATORY Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Does not feel the need to pass anyone because he's already brutalized everyone nearby into submission Wears visually-painful bright neon attire $3000 highlighter boots from Giuseepe Zanotti Does not wear a coat, is immune to cold No one alive can insult his posture and get away with it Does not read stupid s--- drawn by Quentin Tiny beetle-like stride Long strides

Virgin vs. Chad
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favorite category is milf door closed at all times can name hundreds of p--- stars cumstains on mattress watches VR p--- PC is on the login screen whenever he leaves the room external HDD full of HD p--- is a member of at least one private torrent tracker toilet paper roll on desik can recogize p--- stars by the look of their assholes trash is full of toilet paper "The Virgin Room"

Virgin vs. Chad
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The Virgin Computing owns a Raspberry Pi uses Windows 8 carefully picked notebook based on value/price only default search provider is DuckDuckGo at least 3 different ad blocking addons in Firefox is a member of multiple private trackers follows multiple female YouTubers Facebook account under fake name anime collection is encrypted gets his news from RSS feeds posts Stallman memes on /g/

Virgin vs. Chad
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Virgin signs Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:49:48 Post No. 28073297 [Report] Quoted Thread images: 12 by: >>28073318 2280 ー>>28074241 >>28074359 >228074416 >>28074529 >>28075296 >>28077652 >228077764 -28078179 28078309 28079493 ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin ong fingernails on men they don't know if they snore >the infamous virgin walk What is the virgin walk? Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:51:16 Post No.28073318 [Report] Quoted by: 2807336528074192 28074452 >28074481 28074529 >28077159>28077446 >28081814 >28073297 >What is the virgin walk Explain Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:09 Post No.28073358 [Report Quoted by: 28074529 Just a myth to make virgins feel insecure A virgin who hears that concept will be conscious about the way he walks, so he'll feel uncomfortable every time he walks and reveal his virginity to others Don't fall for this meme, kids Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:21 Post No.28073365 [Report] S> Swinging vour arms Anonymous 2016-04-23 20:33:42 Post No.28074192 [Report Quoted by: 28074214280744702807452928075150 28079744 28079787 Hands in your pockets and always looking down. Also looking down when you walk past someone hot.

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