Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Virgin Melania vs Chad Michelle
!["The Virgin melaria THE CHADMICHELLE Constantly confused looking Always has a confident look in her eve Born in Yugoslavia Born in America Hates her husband Doesn't even lift Can benchpress 5000 pounds Weak Weak jewelery Loves her husband dearly Didn't allow American kids to get fat Lets American kids get fat Leaves her husband in the dust Always writes her own speeches Loud and proud jeweler Strong Plagiarizes Michelle's speeches Helped her husband with his presidency](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/306/861/673.png)
!["The Virgin melaria THE CHADMICHELLE Constantly confused looking Always has a confident look in her eve Born in Yugoslavia Born in America Hates her husband Doesn't even lift Can benchpress 5000 pounds Weak Weak jewelery Loves her husband dearly Didn't allow American kids to get fat Lets American kids get fat Leaves her husband in the dust Always writes her own speeches Loud and proud jeweler Strong Plagiarizes Michelle's speeches Helped her husband with his presidency](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/306/861/673.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
yugami nee na
![The Virgin Vocaloid THE 3CHAD&GACHIGASM8 Virtual program, doesn't actually exist Can be easily mistaken for some random anime character from an amv Unorthodox premise and style leaves a powerful first impression to viewers Based on real life people who are well respected in the nico nico douga community Oversaturated "kawaii" Design solely appeals to weeaboo trash and cosplay thots Relies on autotune to develop music Utilizies the battle cries of shear manhood to conduct its orchestral scores Visual appearance is that of a greek god; has no need for clothing and cannot be mimicked by anyone Stars C grade waifu bait and made a forgettable meme about twirling leeks Deep and complex lore behind every character, every piece of line from its source material is memorable Sold out to Dominos Pizza to be a vituarl lap dancer for secluded and horny men Completely unmarketable due to it:s content being "explicit," but makes a public appearance to loyal fans annually under his own consent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/306/857/2ea.png)
![The Virgin Vocaloid THE 3CHAD&GACHIGASM8 Virtual program, doesn't actually exist Can be easily mistaken for some random anime character from an amv Unorthodox premise and style leaves a powerful first impression to viewers Based on real life people who are well respected in the nico nico douga community Oversaturated "kawaii" Design solely appeals to weeaboo trash and cosplay thots Relies on autotune to develop music Utilizies the battle cries of shear manhood to conduct its orchestral scores Visual appearance is that of a greek god; has no need for clothing and cannot be mimicked by anyone Stars C grade waifu bait and made a forgettable meme about twirling leeks Deep and complex lore behind every character, every piece of line from its source material is memorable Sold out to Dominos Pizza to be a vituarl lap dancer for secluded and horny men Completely unmarketable due to it:s content being "explicit," but makes a public appearance to loyal fans annually under his own consent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/306/857/2ea.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Porn Artist vs CHADBASE
![The virgin p--- artist THE CHADBASE S----- $40 tablet Doesn't have a websiteNo one has seen under those glases Draws what ever fetish, does not care toches him self to his own art Has his own website Whats a request?" Doesn't draw fetish art because "it's weird" Has a large screen drawing pad Doesn't want to be a nazi Responds to his folowers Takes pictures of him self Doesn't beat his meat to own art Takes requests Never responds to his followers Proud Nazi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/306/564/8d9.jpg)
![The virgin p--- artist THE CHADBASE S----- $40 tablet Doesn't have a websiteNo one has seen under those glases Draws what ever fetish, does not care toches him self to his own art Has his own website Whats a request?" Doesn't draw fetish art because "it's weird" Has a large screen drawing pad Doesn't want to be a nazi Responds to his folowers Takes pictures of him self Doesn't beat his meat to own art Takes requests Never responds to his followers Proud Nazi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/306/564/8d9.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Ray vs The Chad Kaizuka
![How you like your mecha pilot?
I put Amuro as a virgin since despite his flaws, he is a human being, a young kid that's forcibly thrusted into the battlefield while facing serious war trauma and other things he face as a growing teenager, the presentation and execution clearly shows that Amuro is a flawed human being that can't do anything he want and his journey to the end was to clarify his mistakes and face the reality like a real men, which his characterization on CCA shows how Amuro have grown into a real military men.
Contrast Inaho, who is basically unbelievable in any sense. Despite how the writing team put many interesting characterization on his character, the presentation team decides to remove all of his redeeming qualities and turned him into nothing but mere living plot device in execution. His difficulty to express himself towards his friends do to being emotionless? He really has no difficulty on befriending anyone despite this flaw, in fact most of the friendly cast seems to gravitate towards him (excluding the Villains ofc) which shows how many cheers on him during his return on Season 2. His flawed set of thinking? None of them ever addressed by the plot let alone punished for it! This show makes him can do no wrong, and i can't believe it. The fact that the military seems to need him to be competent against Vers Kataprakts only solidify his status as a slowly evolving Gary Stu. Tatsuya Oniisama be proud.
Of course you can disagree, but my point is still stand straight. Please leave your comments here.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/306/132/0a0.jpg)
![How you like your mecha pilot?
I put Amuro as a virgin since despite his flaws, he is a human being, a young kid that's forcibly thrusted into the battlefield while facing serious war trauma and other things he face as a growing teenager, the presentation and execution clearly shows that Amuro is a flawed human being that can't do anything he want and his journey to the end was to clarify his mistakes and face the reality like a real men, which his characterization on CCA shows how Amuro have grown into a real military men.
Contrast Inaho, who is basically unbelievable in any sense. Despite how the writing team put many interesting characterization on his character, the presentation team decides to remove all of his redeeming qualities and turned him into nothing but mere living plot device in execution. His difficulty to express himself towards his friends do to being emotionless? He really has no difficulty on befriending anyone despite this flaw, in fact most of the friendly cast seems to gravitate towards him (excluding the Villains ofc) which shows how many cheers on him during his return on Season 2. His flawed set of thinking? None of them ever addressed by the plot let alone punished for it! This show makes him can do no wrong, and i can't believe it. The fact that the military seems to need him to be competent against Vers Kataprakts only solidify his status as a slowly evolving Gary Stu. Tatsuya Oniisama be proud.
Of course you can disagree, but my point is still stand straight. Please leave your comments here.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/306/132/0a0.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
(☉_☉)
![Daniel wait up! You have to let me go Chad W-what? The crash was 10 years ago it wasn't your fault.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/306/075/13e.jpg)
![Daniel wait up! You have to let me go Chad W-what? The crash was 10 years ago it wasn't your fault.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/306/075/13e.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virginal Knave vs The Noble Lord
![ThE VIRGINAL KNAVE The NOBLE LORD PEEDS H.S ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS hIs STEED VGHT SeLE NES ON Tbe K.ADe. . . . FINEST CAKES AND ALES WhOLLy ILLTERATE FIGHTS THE BLOODY O READE AS A BABE BATTLES OTbERS MERELy READ OF hOLDS THE ChAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSes wENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/641/ef2.png)
![ThE VIRGINAL KNAVE The NOBLE LORD PEEDS H.S ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS hIs STEED VGHT SeLE NES ON Tbe K.ADe. . . . FINEST CAKES AND ALES WhOLLy ILLTERATE FIGHTS THE BLOODY O READE AS A BABE BATTLES OTbERS MERELy READ OF hOLDS THE ChAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSes wENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/641/ef2.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
INTJ Neophyte & INTP Planeswalker
![doesn't feel like a "real" wizard unless he wears the hood THE INTP PLANESWALKER THE INTJ NEOPHYTE Tinds wearing his hood to be pointiessly ceremonial values discipline because he needs time to process information installed heatsink on his head to ventilate his brain ragile ego causes him to take himself too seriously has never heard of discipline in his life, yet has absorbed every field of human knowledge dismantled his ego as a child, neither knows nor cares about concept of 'self daydreams about being a deity to compensate for feelings of inferiority ENFP 9 has conversed with multiple deities and traverses their realms with humility knows love is infinite, constantly strives to encompass and express it reprogrammed entire consciousness using on thinks python is too easy" for hinm "knowledge is power y python sweating bullets beneath his robe but will never let his extreme discomfort show on his face for literally no reason has never been laid because women are immaterial to him firmly believes his theories are impenetrable after 'pondering' comes up with one solution he thinks is the best disposed of his sleeves for easier movement and body temperature regulation took 20 tabs of acid within the last hour angrily writes whiny manifestos that nobody reads holds grudges because he is easily offended "tfw can't clone self for the sole purpose of learning two things at once 'dear journal, yep, i still think i'm better than pretty much everyone, can only win fights by using black magi<c dispassionately pens insighttul treatises that alter centuries of thoug thinks love is reducible to deterministic states, dismisses it as being 'too simple' will have washed, ironed, and changed his robe by the time you finish reading this has already divined every solution but is too lazy to tell anyone its own reward" has never been laid because he is afraid of women knows he is fallible, continually identifies weak points in his logic and revises according wearing what he woke up in; hasn't changed dothes for 3 weeks unironically has a 'waifu' "society is f----- "drugs are bad doesn't even acknowledge others enough to become offended personally invested in online arguments does not actually have a waifu, but says he does because he finds it amusing once won a fight by boring his opponent to death rs customizing emacs physically incapable of using footwear wears huge boots because he is prepared for anything opens 50 terminal windows and uses vim in all of them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/568/fe6.png)
![doesn't feel like a "real" wizard unless he wears the hood THE INTP PLANESWALKER THE INTJ NEOPHYTE Tinds wearing his hood to be pointiessly ceremonial values discipline because he needs time to process information installed heatsink on his head to ventilate his brain ragile ego causes him to take himself too seriously has never heard of discipline in his life, yet has absorbed every field of human knowledge dismantled his ego as a child, neither knows nor cares about concept of 'self daydreams about being a deity to compensate for feelings of inferiority ENFP 9 has conversed with multiple deities and traverses their realms with humility knows love is infinite, constantly strives to encompass and express it reprogrammed entire consciousness using on thinks python is too easy" for hinm "knowledge is power y python sweating bullets beneath his robe but will never let his extreme discomfort show on his face for literally no reason has never been laid because women are immaterial to him firmly believes his theories are impenetrable after 'pondering' comes up with one solution he thinks is the best disposed of his sleeves for easier movement and body temperature regulation took 20 tabs of acid within the last hour angrily writes whiny manifestos that nobody reads holds grudges because he is easily offended "tfw can't clone self for the sole purpose of learning two things at once 'dear journal, yep, i still think i'm better than pretty much everyone, can only win fights by using black magi<c dispassionately pens insighttul treatises that alter centuries of thoug thinks love is reducible to deterministic states, dismisses it as being 'too simple' will have washed, ironed, and changed his robe by the time you finish reading this has already divined every solution but is too lazy to tell anyone its own reward" has never been laid because he is afraid of women knows he is fallible, continually identifies weak points in his logic and revises according wearing what he woke up in; hasn't changed dothes for 3 weeks unironically has a 'waifu' "society is f----- "drugs are bad doesn't even acknowledge others enough to become offended personally invested in online arguments does not actually have a waifu, but says he does because he finds it amusing once won a fight by boring his opponent to death rs customizing emacs physically incapable of using footwear wears huge boots because he is prepared for anything opens 50 terminal windows and uses vim in all of them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/568/fe6.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Infantry Chad Artillery
![THE VIRGIN INFANTRY THE CHAD ARTILLERY Doesn't even know what radio protocol is 60 lQ Did 12 years of math Still can't add Always follows correct radio protocol 200 IQ Never studied math Can do advanced trig Always listens to orders ever listened to anything in his life Fires four-hundred 5.56 rounds Doesn't kill anybody Wears 120 pounds of kit Never uses any of it HE ER Fires one 105 round Kills 400 people RC 4 Only wears underwear Has enough time to change before fire mission Still only wears underwear S---- in a hole he dug S---- on the tires of a million dollar gun-tractor](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/355/e78.jpg)
![THE VIRGIN INFANTRY THE CHAD ARTILLERY Doesn't even know what radio protocol is 60 lQ Did 12 years of math Still can't add Always follows correct radio protocol 200 IQ Never studied math Can do advanced trig Always listens to orders ever listened to anything in his life Fires four-hundred 5.56 rounds Doesn't kill anybody Wears 120 pounds of kit Never uses any of it HE ER Fires one 105 round Kills 400 people RC 4 Only wears underwear Has enough time to change before fire mission Still only wears underwear S---- in a hole he dug S---- on the tires of a million dollar gun-tractor](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/355/e78.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
monika v sayori
![The Monika Creep The Sayori Lover Wins boys fair and square Boys are attracted to her first Muh Meta Depression is her bitch S--- background character S--- voice, pisspoor piano leitmotif Can't bring herself to touch (You), can only stare Thinks a meta is a pastry (Your) childhood friend, knows (You) better than anyone Ukelele leimotif Unafraid of hugs Can't compete with Chad Sayori, has to resort to meta Gives writing advice when she can't write Literally unable to approach boys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/288/90d.jpg)
![The Monika Creep The Sayori Lover Wins boys fair and square Boys are attracted to her first Muh Meta Depression is her bitch S--- background character S--- voice, pisspoor piano leitmotif Can't bring herself to touch (You), can only stare Thinks a meta is a pastry (Your) childhood friend, knows (You) better than anyone Ukelele leimotif Unafraid of hugs Can't compete with Chad Sayori, has to resort to meta Gives writing advice when she can't write Literally unable to approach boys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/288/90d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Ren vs The Chad Jaune
![the virain self-insert" THE CHAD PROTAGONIST 200 IQ tactical mastermind "look my hair is a unique color am i cool yet" style over function natural blonde easy to maintain hair: practical steals the show from 4 other people that are supposed to be the focus of the show secretly the main character doesn't know how to talk to people respects his family by using antiguated heirloom often mistaken for a little girl avoids social situations still thinks anime hair is cool weeb the paladin of the group not afriad to break the rules wears word-art gradient sleeves goes through 2 bottles of conditioner a day Wears practical armor got a free hoodie, economic Wiz reps his favorite cereal brand in honor of dead gf can't talk to girls long af hair gets in the way during fights mysterious semblance beta tolerates a girl that literally stalks him because hes a "nice quy" Alpha af, goes straight for the hardest girl to get most boring weapon design in the show efficient and durable blue jeans a O damage peashooter with knives thicc shield protects girls convulated semblance fancy silk leggings easily tear sword-sword reads western comic books and literature in a world of weebs wears open toe shoes on a cros:s continental hike probably mains hanzo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/182/64d.jpg)
![the virain self-insert" THE CHAD PROTAGONIST 200 IQ tactical mastermind "look my hair is a unique color am i cool yet" style over function natural blonde easy to maintain hair: practical steals the show from 4 other people that are supposed to be the focus of the show secretly the main character doesn't know how to talk to people respects his family by using antiguated heirloom often mistaken for a little girl avoids social situations still thinks anime hair is cool weeb the paladin of the group not afriad to break the rules wears word-art gradient sleeves goes through 2 bottles of conditioner a day Wears practical armor got a free hoodie, economic Wiz reps his favorite cereal brand in honor of dead gf can't talk to girls long af hair gets in the way during fights mysterious semblance beta tolerates a girl that literally stalks him because hes a "nice quy" Alpha af, goes straight for the hardest girl to get most boring weapon design in the show efficient and durable blue jeans a O damage peashooter with knives thicc shield protects girls convulated semblance fancy silk leggings easily tear sword-sword reads western comic books and literature in a world of weebs wears open toe shoes on a cros:s continental hike probably mains hanzo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/182/64d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Headmaster vs The Chad Dictator
!["the virgin headmaser THE CHAD DICTATOR scragly lion mane hair ages gracefully coward completely soft partially made out of metal "irondaddy" easily scared lets some nerd boss him around wears baggy coat to hide obesity good intentions cares about the safety of his people sells out his own peoble a decorated general can't even command his own huntsman barely has control over his country commands the biggest army on remnant 2 seats on the council mains deagle he has a shortage of huntsman yet shuts down the school that produces them cares for injured war veterans by sending them a robot arm reclusive active in politics](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/546/b1a.jpg)
!["the virgin headmaser THE CHAD DICTATOR scragly lion mane hair ages gracefully coward completely soft partially made out of metal "irondaddy" easily scared lets some nerd boss him around wears baggy coat to hide obesity good intentions cares about the safety of his people sells out his own peoble a decorated general can't even command his own huntsman barely has control over his country commands the biggest army on remnant 2 seats on the council mains deagle he has a shortage of huntsman yet shuts down the school that produces them cares for injured war veterans by sending them a robot arm reclusive active in politics](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/546/b1a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Meme Police vs Chad Plebian
![□ Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:39:58 No.389599762· 389599869 389599717 (OP) I love this s---, lol. Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)20:41:12 №389599869 >389599762 BAD THING GOOD THING this meme used to mean something](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/214/ea7.png)
![□ Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:39:58 No.389599762· 389599869 389599717 (OP) I love this s---, lol. Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)20:41:12 №389599869 >389599762 BAD THING GOOD THING this meme used to mean something](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/214/ea7.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
smart munitions vs barrel bomber
![the virgin smart munitions bomberTHE CHAD BARRELL BOMBER Training consisted of getting Assad tatttoos and banging bitches in Latakia bomb costs thrice his annual a single wage Eats the value of a single bomb in protein, in S hours underwent extremely sternous demanding training ha s to spend even more for guiding kits to avoid civilian casualties in order to avoid international outrage unironically claims that his bombs don't kill civilians because they are "smart AD stressful, demanding job Does not know what intemational community"is Deliberately kills as much civilians as possible to maximize psychological warfare Job is literally dumping a bunch of f------ barrels Hasn't seen a bakery in his life Bom to prestigious Alawite tribe, was a shabiha from birth because he has destroved them all manlet with frail, cardio bunny physique became a pilot after they told him women love war pilots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/213/cda.png)
![the virgin smart munitions bomberTHE CHAD BARRELL BOMBER Training consisted of getting Assad tatttoos and banging bitches in Latakia bomb costs thrice his annual a single wage Eats the value of a single bomb in protein, in S hours underwent extremely sternous demanding training ha s to spend even more for guiding kits to avoid civilian casualties in order to avoid international outrage unironically claims that his bombs don't kill civilians because they are "smart AD stressful, demanding job Does not know what intemational community"is Deliberately kills as much civilians as possible to maximize psychological warfare Job is literally dumping a bunch of f------ barrels Hasn't seen a bakery in his life Bom to prestigious Alawite tribe, was a shabiha from birth because he has destroved them all manlet with frail, cardio bunny physique became a pilot after they told him women love war pilots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/213/cda.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Darkseid vs Chad Brainiac
![Virginseid Was actually in Countdown Relatively simple and consistent backstory martest being in the universe so much so that his name entered the common lexicon as a word for a "genius" Created steroids that make him stronger than Superman Ugly rock face Trying to decipher his backstory after all the retcons requires its own academic field of study Simple and easy to draw design Born with the powers of a literal god but still cucked all the time by Superchad Descendant banged Supergirl Ias biological children and serious case of oneitis Has sixty designs; his detailed skelebot form has been known to make aspiring artists commit suicide before having to draw it ecognizes the inferiority of roasties, simply clones himself Army of lemmings that can be mowed down by regular humans with gun:s Could be handsome if he wanted to but does not care for interaction with inferiors Either wears a fashionable sci-fi jumpsuit or wears no pants to emphasize his bulge and show that he doesn't skip leg day Wears a skirt, secretly a crossdressing t----- Mentally-controlled armv of Chadiac bots that can kill Kryptonians Cucked by Doomsday, scared of Imperiex Enforces despostic rule by conquering planets and ruling them as a dictator Even his clones and Enforces despotic rule by shrinking drones are League-level threats planets and putting them in bottles Obsessed with math but can't solve one simple equation to ften found chilling on Apokolips cucked Doomsday and Imperiex Invented amazing technology that could save octillions of lives but uses it to make a collection of bottled cities instead so he can control everything No planet is worthy of him, blew up thousands of them (killing trillions) and then went to live on a custom-built mancave shaped like a f------ skull](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/212/4aa.png)
![Virginseid Was actually in Countdown Relatively simple and consistent backstory martest being in the universe so much so that his name entered the common lexicon as a word for a "genius" Created steroids that make him stronger than Superman Ugly rock face Trying to decipher his backstory after all the retcons requires its own academic field of study Simple and easy to draw design Born with the powers of a literal god but still cucked all the time by Superchad Descendant banged Supergirl Ias biological children and serious case of oneitis Has sixty designs; his detailed skelebot form has been known to make aspiring artists commit suicide before having to draw it ecognizes the inferiority of roasties, simply clones himself Army of lemmings that can be mowed down by regular humans with gun:s Could be handsome if he wanted to but does not care for interaction with inferiors Either wears a fashionable sci-fi jumpsuit or wears no pants to emphasize his bulge and show that he doesn't skip leg day Wears a skirt, secretly a crossdressing t----- Mentally-controlled armv of Chadiac bots that can kill Kryptonians Cucked by Doomsday, scared of Imperiex Enforces despostic rule by conquering planets and ruling them as a dictator Even his clones and Enforces despotic rule by shrinking drones are League-level threats planets and putting them in bottles Obsessed with math but can't solve one simple equation to ften found chilling on Apokolips cucked Doomsday and Imperiex Invented amazing technology that could save octillions of lives but uses it to make a collection of bottled cities instead so he can control everything No planet is worthy of him, blew up thousands of them (killing trillions) and then went to live on a custom-built mancave shaped like a f------ skull](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/212/4aa.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Spriter VS Chad Pixel Artist
![Mugen-in jokes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/106/8ec.png)
![Mugen-in jokes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/106/8ec.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
virgin_irl
![Global NEWS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/951/d96.png)
![Global NEWS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/951/d96.png)
Virgin vs. Chad