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Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The Virgin Mercy CHADYATTA Complains about Genji on the internet Uses wings to escape to her team when attacked Trained Genji, his own counter to give himself a challenge Doesn't need mobility because he can handle any threat head on Cries for help when taking the slightest damage Has to choose between healing. buffing, or shooting Quickly destroys enemies himself with his massive balls Can heal, debuff, and shoot, all at the same time Carries games alone Right click can kill even tanks in a single volley Helpless without her team Walks around in impractical heels Pistol doesn't even have a right click Needs Resurrect because she lets her teammates die Can keep his team alive through even the most devastating of ultimates Gracefully floats across the battlefield using only his own elightenment

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

Round Yon Virgirn >silent night mother and child holy ni holy infant (so tender and mild) christ the savior is born

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The Virgin Christmas Hater The Chad Christmas Embracer Doesn't agree on Virgin's hobbies but still bought him a new animu waifu pillow and fursuit head, doesn't like gingerbread but is still thankful for Virgin's gift with me and buddies you want tol Bitterly bought one pack of ginger bread for Chad as a gift, pretends to be indifferent to his gifts though he's actually excited saw Stacy kissing ノSanta Claus Carries his loudspeaker every- Gets depressed from all the carols he hears in the mall where he agreed to meet with Chad where he goes, blasting Christmas carols in maximum volume Puts no effort to his attire or packaging of the gift Tailored his own Christmas Chad attire, also has custom wrapping paper Completely shuts himself away from everything that can be remotely associated to Christmas Basically drowns himself to anything related to Christmas, has Home Alone roleplay sex with Stacy in the evening

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The virgin current /v/ The Chad 2011/v/ Will share cool videos with you o Synchtube Streams" Kung Pow with a tiny, silent, sped-up WebM Obsesses about identity politics Seriously hopes you guys don't do this Posts off-topic whenever he wants because the mods fear him Mocks deviantArt autism Has no original culture has to steal memes from Twitter. Board is literally slowing down and dying Thinks the problem with Reddit is double spacing Has it's own fun culture that you can't get anywhere else Thinks games are bad if they're not #1 on Steam Doesn't care about politics at all unless it's SOPA threatening to f--- with his Internet Board is at the height of it's popularity Tries to be as cynical as possible A--- vore Starts off-topic threads with "What are s obscure games some video games where" because he's scared of the mods Beat Reddit in Tribes Ascend with a furry tripfag and a BR with 140 ping into cult classics Actually f------ streams Kung Pow and even adds new music to the cow fight His best argument is "you eat soy" Cringes Galo Sengen plays wherever he goes. Thinks anything that isn't the latest mainstream trend is boomer s---, yet is obsessed with Party Rock Antherm False-flags all the time because he's scared to be honest Hates Reddit for using rage comics in the same way Wojak and Pepe are used now Enjoys things from any year and doesn't call you a grandpa for liking something from 2010

Virgin vs. Chad
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Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by RandomMan

The Virgin Hakuno The Chad Shirou Gets mind destroyed and his soul Split into mind, body, and soul, loses all agency shredded to bits, still EXCALIBLASTS All the Evil in the World Takes spotlight badass Hero of W blank slate self insert HAKU WHO? %) Fistfights with a priest to kill god of evil Has conceptual embodiment of Utopia inside fic bait Justice whipped by shrine maiden in any thing he shows up in, makes cameos as GAR Archer Chosen by some random doctor to get put into the fridge until a cure for their cold pops up Has really bad flu slaughters ten year old for own survival, watches him Died for the world's sins, seeking to save others even as he was betrayed by them. Walked towards death with a smile Chosen by the collective will of humanity to be the disintegrate while he Guardian that protects the screams Instantly takes the spotlight in any thing he shows up in (see Oath Under Snow?), makes cameos as GAR Archer all the time world Totally defenseless without their servant Super forgettable and shows up in nothing Fought the King of Heroes to save the world, kicked his ass POLYGAMIST CASTRATION FIST!!! Has bisexual girlfriends that are also into each other Fearlessly conquers educated prostitutes and defenseless anus The first protagonist of Fate, so manly that the concept of GAR was fades to black and tries to stay T for teen oon Cell, Can't decide on Hakuno With the power of the moon cell, all they can do is act as a cheer leader or power up their own gender without fan backlash Relies on his own mental world and abilities derived Moon Cell: Shirou created for him from himself embodiesconcept Has his own spin-off about nothing embodies a eneric NPC makes SO do the cooking for them of Superhero' but him cooking for his family

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The Virgin Angel VS THE CHAD DEMON Manly-ass horns Girly blonde hair and lame-ass Halo Looks like a Goat-Lizard WhatTheFuck hybricd boring-ass human F------ fire magic Only magical trait is flight Acts like an altruistic snob Evil and loves it Is that a f------ skirt ahahahahaha Tail usable for Always makes sure to look respectable Super edgy, enbraces it and goes all out f------ and killing Lawful Good Chaotic Evil Holy hell tights too? Goat legs, perfect for stomping heads

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The Virgin AD Mid The Chad Tank Top Disgusting Toaster helmet Killed his adopted father all because he wasn't allowed to be an edgelord Carries on his fallen father's task by bringing balance to Runeterra Aesthically classic ninja cowl Despite being melee only pokes down his foes rather than face then directly Uses edgy wrist blades and shurikens like any weeb would Dives head first into action taunting his opponents and getting out without a scratch Utilizes two swords separately for both physical and magical damage Relies too much on ad only goes for weakened enemies "Heh, nothing personal kid" Has magic damage, charges into full health heroes Little to no team composition only cares for his own kills Can shield his own team and can draw attention from his enemies "I got you bro get in there"

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

Virgin Saxon Housecarl Chad Norman Knight Helmet made from one piece of high quality steel Helmet is made from riveted plates, inferior quality His King Willy Conq is a GigaChad Equipment is all rusty from s----- English weather Charges straight into the shieldwall killing multiple men Decorated shield, invokes pride in his men and fear in the Saxcucks P--- mustache King has no legit claim to the throne Boring designed shield, too poor to decorate it his spear that can impale three men Lives in his own Motte-and- Bailey Castle im Weak arms means he can't hold his shield up, very vulnerable to Lost half of his fyrdmen at Stamford, other half left home for harvest time Directly descended from the Norse Settlers who came to Normandy Lives in some s----- hall with other virgin Housecarls Pretty good with a bow Levies from other lords folked to join him Wants to be in the back of the shieldwall, but gets shoved to the front Legs ache from having to march all the way from Stamford to Hastings Actions shaped History Has God on his side From Jersey, a Lander Prob thinks Guernsey is a nice Island Can only afford to wear a maille Has never walked on his feet in his entire life, always on horseback Has a hill on his side Wears a full maille Hauberk Haubergeon

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The Virgin Reddit Wholesome The Chad Irl Virtuous Being Would unironically ban a sub like r/ketchuphate just because it has the word "hate" in it Has been using proper terms for all species and other things ever since his toddlerhood Has never used Reddit in his life, too busy helping elderly to cross the street and working six hours per day in voluntary work Uses the words "doggo", "pupper", etc. 2 Only way he can feel the sense of accomplishing something in life is to get karma from posting a pseudo-positive preten- tious Twitter screenshot on r/wholesomememes Believes depression can be cured with just happy thoughts, shares s----- self help articles everywhere he can Doesn't measure his worth as a human by looking at artificial numbers, only reward he needs for his good deeds is for the other Has read ever tiny trivia about depression, knows it's a complicated problem with possible hormone imbalances or childhood trauma, just to name few Decorates his house walls with superficial text stickers like "Laugh, Love, Live", still ends up being in a bad mood person to feel good Goes to Virgin's house, rips off all the cheesy stickers and writes on the wall: "Life can be a bitch, so train it." Thinks everything that's not edgy is Enjoys edgy stuff himself from time to time wholesome"

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The Virgin Texas Red The Chad Arizonia Ranger Arrogantly assumes the ranger is olls people like a paz, probably compensating for So intimidating that no one dared to ask his business or dared to make a tlip uchto A Turned to man of lde of at ayoung ace Might have went on lving, bu made a fatal slip Wields a legendary Iren of absolutely massive size Vicious generally unpleasant to and a killer Deadly aim, all his bullets rip fairly Marks up his pistoll with s----- Caught hiding in some town Iron is unremarkable and does not have its Fearlessly pursues Texas Red Was willing to take Texas Red maybe dead, didin't Wouldn't be too long in town, politely does not overstay his Distinct lack of spurs that jingle jangle Has spurs that Jingle langle

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The virgin "Manly Man" The Chad Real Man Claims to know concepts he believes are manly, such as auto repair, and to not have experience with concepts he believes are feminine, such as cooking Able to cook, clean, and change a flat. Not for any expectation he believes society puts upon him, but because these are necessary him to have skills for Trying to grow a beard not because he wants one, but because he believes be must have one to be manly Constantly berates other men for not being manly enough," is deeply insecure Listens to heavy metal and rock because he believes it is manly actually prefers another genure Dresses in clothes he finds comfortable and appealing, yet does not overlook proper dress codes as well as the conditioas outside Wears clothing he finds extremely uncomfotable and which is not right for the weather because he saw a facebook meme wich stated "Real men wear jeans and work boots Likes media based on his own tastes, and recognizes other people have the right to their own tastes in media Has his own hobbies and doesn't care what oshers think about them, has met many friends who share his hobbies Shares gatekeeping memes about what he believes to be manly

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

the virgin woman THE CHAD MAN FLAWLESS FACE MADE IN GOD'S OWN IMAGE LIKE A FINE WINE ONLY GETS BETTER WITH AGE dyes her hair an artificial color unappealing no matter how well kept has to layer makeup orn to attract men, is a liar HIS HAIR CAN BE FILLED WITH RATS WILL STILL BE SEXY gets worse with age, how many old woman/young man relationships are there? exactly CAN JUST BE GAY AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WOMEN complains NATURALLY BUILT TO DO ALL THE WORK TIİAT MATTERS if gay has to deal with women fat stores in hips, looks like cottage cheese down there FAT STORES IN BELLY, WILL BECOME A JOVIAL GRANDPA IN IIS LATER YEARS won't stop getting r---- MADE THE WORLD INTO WHAT IT IS problem->pointless details ->unrelated-->problem …>solution lives longer but has a higher chance of chronic illness, will suffer in her final moments DIES FASTER BUT LESS PAINFULLY CANNOT BE R---- higher endurance, ok PROBLEM->SOLUTION

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

The Becky Snow White The Stacy Queen Marries the king only to take the power Masters the noble art of disguises Only a creepy guy with necrophilia shows interest in her Gets sexually harrassed by some midgets Is actually the fairest in the land, the Virgin mirror just lies to her Kills better than her huntsman Dumb enough to believe that wishing apples exist let's suspicous pedlars in Isn't afraid to transform into an uggly hag in order to kill her step daughter Only talks to her slave mirror, too fair to have friends Talks to animals Gets taken to a castle of a prince she hardly knows

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

Main character has a cute loli and a mad scientist for siblings The Virgin Soul Eater Very little is told about the main characters backstory THE BLOOD CHAD Entire show focuses on the main character Title character doesn't appear in most of the show Sketchy art style that looks like s--- Has an entire harem of hot/cute girls Can't hit on the hot cat witch without getting s----canned Unlikeable characters Beautiful art style Extremely likeable characters Spawns 52 episode long anime that overstays its welcome and strays from manga Fights drag on to pad out the runtime All fights are over and done with within a matter of minutes 10 episode anime that was too to last Main girl is annoying flat chested nerd that beats up the main protagonist for no reason and hates her dad Is actually funny Pathetic attempts at 'humor' Main girl is a big breasted submissive hottie Takes place in America because why not? Takes place in a whole new dimension

Virgin vs. Chad
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How to make a Virgin vs. Chad meme Virgin Teen Titans Chad Teen Titans Go Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE Brings back all five original voice actors, makes them all rich and happy Head craned forward Has over 200 episodes, and is still going strong Has figured out how to Looks below parallel always look everyone in eye at once at all times Head is at a perfect verticle angle at all times to escape potential coversation Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact perceives emy oreonng facer, hia periphery屾.lookng at hin,- Only lasted five seasons, barely had 65 episodes Does no feelings or Has never heard a song in his entire life t register the Had to change its theme song for the silly epi of others at al sodes Too polite, gives too much Arms in e for o hates people who malk Intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path Ran at the same time as ustice League and JLU so it wasn't even the best DC show of its era Every episode is hilarious, even the ones that teach important lessons about buying rental properties arm comfortable hand form Releases a widely praised movie in theaters, may bring back the original Teen Titans show as a sian of Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Creates lame new villains like Kyd Wykkyd, Johnny Rancid, Fang, and Punk Rocket Might be too tense and rigid Back is so straight you could Walking form is poised like a Greek statue, perpetualy in measure structural foundation with his spinal cord Walking pace/form lacks fuidity because he struggles to "autowalk"- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture s insecure about how he walks being bitter about the success of Teen Titans Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to Has cool original characters like Birdarang, Pain bot, Lady Legasus, and Robin Robin. Even CeeLo and Michael Jordan guest star MANDATORY: Walks too fast Wears visually-painful bright neon attire 3000 highlighter boots from Gluseepe Zanotti !and whining another season Does not feel the need to pass anyone because he's aready brutalized everyone nearby into pass anyone walking slightly slower than him No one alive can insult his posture and get away with i Does not read stupid s--- drawn by Quenti Tiny beetle-like stride >conveys an opinion that the creator holds, preaches to audience is made to be humorous above all else virgin and chad both exaggerate stereotypes, two sides of same coin notice, the virgin is easy to be around but boring, while the chad is fun but extremely obnoxious and undesirable to be around for more than 5 minutes exemplify traits of "alpha" and "beta" males and take them to comically absurd levels, see the verbosity describing the chad's spine or the virgin's hair given to the chad version end and insults to the fans of the virgin version virgin and chad have nothing in common, lack of yin-and-yang dynamic virgin is given traits that the creator has deemed undesirable, while chad is given traits that the creator holds to, in their opinion, high regard >lacks character dichotomy, notice the compliments the creator has >shows that there are positives and negatives to being one or the other perfectly balanced, as all things should be only shows positives for the chad negatives for the virgin, imbalanced doesn't follow format even remotely properly and is unfunny as a result

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by storaket

Promised app that still hasn't been delivered "The Virgin Media Network" The Chad Podcast Empire 2-3 hour episodes in 1.5 years Literally just 1 show Organically growr Tries to force the network shtick Sometimes multiple bonus episodes in a month Stupid Chuck E. Cheese token system nobody bought Active communit)y competing to make the best fan content TheDickShow SCIENCE FRICTIO7 Multiple live shows Ham-fisted voting system that makes no sense REAL NERD HOURS 2 bonus episodes before giving up So many shows I had to shrink them to fit in this image That ARRY SHOW $23,000/month patreon (literally 100x Maddox's) Tries to sue Chad for $380,000,000 because nobody listens to his show BONUS Upstaged by Santa Cuck Hot goss HERE'S WRAT 1 DENT GET UR INTERNET Makes more money every time he's attacked Accidentally ends up making tons of money for evervone but him Just a bunch of YouTube e-celeb networking/shilling Knows how to use apostrophes' POD 11 AWFUL WITH JESSE P-S AVOWEDne No stupid format Listens to criticism and feedback Doesn't get thanked for the snacks Can pay for thumbnails Cuck shirts $230/month Patreon

Virgin vs. Chad
Uploaded by Drunkenstein Picklester

he virgin occultist Lord Vishnu is his DMT dealer. Materializes doses directly into his hypothalamus Will reincarnate as a cow so he can drop massive wet dumps on the temple floor without repercussions, then as a god after that Glorious full beard All of his "occult" knowledge comes from freely accessible imageboards and self-help Knows magic isn't real casts it successfully all the neckbeard Knows there are no forces greater than himself, has become loosh-neutral and thus invisible to beads to fully present his malevolent forces anyway Sustains on pizza, ramen, doritos and mt. dew His wisdom comes from hard-earned profound insight and ancient scriptures guarded by wrathful gods Is always paranoid of evil spirits stealing to forget about his past his loosh, which empowers them to steal his loosh Sometimes gets drunk Wears nothing failures, seldomm successfully orders crappy brown weed Knows in the back of his mind that he's just LARPing So übermensch that he's never even heard of monotheism corporeal form, perfectly sculpted by rigorous yogic excercises Is one of thousands of tulpas all arranged into elaborate mandalas, left behind sole ownership of the body mere weeks into his training rs baggy r just to summon succubi, never succeeds Is constantly distracted by vidya, anime, and compulsive shitposting Meditates in a jungle mountain cave for years uninterrupted without any support from society his unkempt appearance Will not reincarnate. his death will have him permanently stuck in astral limbo, not much different from his boring life s constantly high from quality Becomes a hikikomori neet to focus on the arcane arts, his mom brings Hosts tantric o----- daily, is always the centerpiece of the event, enlightens men and women alike just by screwing them remain face to face with all his past errors, which there are none of so all he feels is ecstasy im food and does his laundry Has no teacher to Meek and god-fearing; a leftover of the judeo-christian morality that he never fully escaped wanders aimlessly between sects Has a handful of servitors that he pretends are tulpas so he can feel less lonely while he uses them as sex dolls Doesn't need to eat, drink, or even breathe. used to eat delicious and healthy curry dishes but now sustains directly on sunlight Was trained by accomplished gurus from varied yet complementary traditions, all of which now revere him as their superior Writes in his blood for attention online and to try and scare his Smears himself with the ashes of

Virgin vs. Chad
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