Virgin vs. Chad - Images
the two types of readers
![THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/003/507/a52.jpg)
![THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/003/507/a52.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Macbook Pro vs the Chad Shitty Office PC from 1999
![The Virgin MacBook Pro The Chad s----- office PC from 1999 Easily breaks by falling a few feet. 15 hours of battery life (virgin) Crappy and generic "modern" design. Costs like $2500. Even more expensive "upgrades". Only used by virgin game devs. Too thin to even have a USB port. PURE PLASTIC! Perfect for playing old Flash games. Stylish and unique design. PC! Bought for $20 at thrift shop, no regrets Doesn't need virgin charging cables. Also acts like a heater. Falls 3 stories, comes out with barely a scratch.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/987/594/c74.png)
![The Virgin MacBook Pro The Chad s----- office PC from 1999 Easily breaks by falling a few feet. 15 hours of battery life (virgin) Crappy and generic "modern" design. Costs like $2500. Even more expensive "upgrades". Only used by virgin game devs. Too thin to even have a USB port. PURE PLASTIC! Perfect for playing old Flash games. Stylish and unique design. PC! Bought for $20 at thrift shop, no regrets Doesn't need virgin charging cables. Also acts like a heater. Falls 3 stories, comes out with barely a scratch.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/987/594/c74.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin al-Julani vs Chad Assad
![Original content about very fresh geo political news](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/968/177/e79.png)
![Original content about very fresh geo political news](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/968/177/e79.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
virgin new ms vs chad old ms
![The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/964/547/8f5.jpg)
![The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/964/547/8f5.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Mars colonisation vs Chad Venus suicide mission
![Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/957/339/16d.png)
![Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/957/339/16d.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Judge Holden vs Chad John Glenton
![Is there anything worth saying about Blood Meridian without mentioning Judge Holden?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/940/134/35d.png)
![Is there anything worth saying about Blood Meridian without mentioning Judge Holden?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/940/134/35d.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
In response to the recent leaks
![Ignore the Pokemon movie starring Arceus. Its Cyrus/Volo propaganda.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/924/668/180.png)
![Ignore the Pokemon movie starring Arceus. Its Cyrus/Volo propaganda.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/924/668/180.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Emmet, Chad Powers
![Menial life as a construction woker
No one knows, let alone cares that he exists
Drives a bland tiny car that does not have any relevance to his film
Cucked by Batman
Needs to be surrounded by master builders to survive
Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrel was Donald Trump
Not even created by the lego company
Has never had an original screative thought in his life
Eventually turns evil
Insufferable yes man
Exciting life as an explorer
Everyone knows and idolizes him
Gets all the p---- in lego city
Real lego mascot
Stays good throughout his adventures
Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits
Nemesis is a murderous tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped
Does not need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to
Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy jet black hair
Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/910/146/a67.jpg)
![Menial life as a construction woker
No one knows, let alone cares that he exists
Drives a bland tiny car that does not have any relevance to his film
Cucked by Batman
Needs to be surrounded by master builders to survive
Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrel was Donald Trump
Not even created by the lego company
Has never had an original screative thought in his life
Eventually turns evil
Insufferable yes man
Exciting life as an explorer
Everyone knows and idolizes him
Gets all the p---- in lego city
Real lego mascot
Stays good throughout his adventures
Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits
Nemesis is a murderous tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped
Does not need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to
Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy jet black hair
Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/910/146/a67.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Found Footage Horror
![Found Footage Monster Virgin Japanese Found Footage Monster Chad does big chase only to disappear when you get a good look Just blumhouse face over and over Will stand in the corner and then turn to scream at you Чи Prolly human or something boring non-humanoid incomphresible cool shinto demon that can be fought by a priest only does jump- scares no jumpscares just tension and makes you look at it and take in the full horror suspense](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/889/995/20c.jpg)
![Found Footage Monster Virgin Japanese Found Footage Monster Chad does big chase only to disappear when you get a good look Just blumhouse face over and over Will stand in the corner and then turn to scream at you Чи Prolly human or something boring non-humanoid incomphresible cool shinto demon that can be fought by a priest only does jump- scares no jumpscares just tension and makes you look at it and take in the full horror suspense](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/889/995/20c.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The robot vs the investment chad
![Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/829/239/742.png)
![Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/829/239/742.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Modern YouTube vs. The Chad Old YouTube
![The Virgin Modern YouTube Only promotes large channels. Makes a s----- TikTok clone. No dislikes. Makes the site kid-friendly despite having an app for kids. The Chad Old YouTube Promotes new Does nothing and exciting about Elsagate. Soulless channel layout. The videos are forgettable slop. Actually meant YouTubers. You Tube "You"Tube. TikTok? What's Age restricts videos for content that can be found in G-rated films. TikTok? Had a 5-star-review system and dislikes afterwards. Wasn't meant for kids to begin with. Fun channel layouts that encourage creativity. Videos have an eternal legacy. No s----- demonetization or age restriction systems.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/800/905/b6b.png)
![The Virgin Modern YouTube Only promotes large channels. Makes a s----- TikTok clone. No dislikes. Makes the site kid-friendly despite having an app for kids. The Chad Old YouTube Promotes new Does nothing and exciting about Elsagate. Soulless channel layout. The videos are forgettable slop. Actually meant YouTubers. You Tube "You"Tube. TikTok? What's Age restricts videos for content that can be found in G-rated films. TikTok? Had a 5-star-review system and dislikes afterwards. Wasn't meant for kids to begin with. Fun channel layouts that encourage creativity. Videos have an eternal legacy. No s----- demonetization or age restriction systems.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/800/905/b6b.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Post 2010s Police vs. The Chad 90s-2000s police
![Post was however sadly deleted](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/800/904/f1a.jpg)
![Post was however sadly deleted](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/800/904/f1a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
John Mayer vs. Jack Johnson
![The virgin "Gravity" The chad "Upside Down" Was in several toxic/abusive relationships with high-profile celebs (He was the toxic a------). Has been happily married to his college sweetheart for over two decades. Writes corny, mopey songs only sadgirls and middle-aged wine moms unironically enjoy. Falsely accused and then sued a highly- respected watch dealer for allegedly selling him counterfeit Rolexes. Racist, misogynistic and a talentless hack. LIZIE 9 Creates chill, laid-back acoustic classics a wide variety of people still love to this very day. Made not one but two diss tracks about Donald Trump (both on the very same album) and literally no one harrassed him for doing SO. Based environmentalist/ conservationist who motivates his fans to reduce and reuse in any way they can.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/798/616/6bd.png)
![The virgin "Gravity" The chad "Upside Down" Was in several toxic/abusive relationships with high-profile celebs (He was the toxic a------). Has been happily married to his college sweetheart for over two decades. Writes corny, mopey songs only sadgirls and middle-aged wine moms unironically enjoy. Falsely accused and then sued a highly- respected watch dealer for allegedly selling him counterfeit Rolexes. Racist, misogynistic and a talentless hack. LIZIE 9 Creates chill, laid-back acoustic classics a wide variety of people still love to this very day. Made not one but two diss tracks about Donald Trump (both on the very same album) and literally no one harrassed him for doing SO. Based environmentalist/ conservationist who motivates his fans to reduce and reuse in any way they can.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/798/616/6bd.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Clones vs. Droids
Virgin vs. Chad
Transformers #3 - Virgin My Little Pony vs. Chad Transformers
![Fact, not opinion: Transformers is better than My Little Pony, no question, and let's be real, these two franchises are apples and oranges other than being large franchises done by Hasbro. The two did crossover with one another.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/771/496/aac.jpg)
![Fact, not opinion: Transformers is better than My Little Pony, no question, and let's be real, these two franchises are apples and oranges other than being large franchises done by Hasbro. The two did crossover with one another.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/771/496/aac.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Transformers #2 - Virgin Turning Red vs. Chad Transformers
![Turning Red was terrible, but you know what isn't? Transformers!
But wait, what do they have in common? Both have characters who transform into something else. The female members of Mei's family turn into red pandas, but all the Transformers well, can transform into vehicles or animals.
And no, I do not care what people will make of this meme, Turning Red was degenerate trash.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/771/081/8d7.jpg)
![Turning Red was terrible, but you know what isn't? Transformers!
But wait, what do they have in common? Both have characters who transform into something else. The female members of Mei's family turn into red pandas, but all the Transformers well, can transform into vehicles or animals.
And no, I do not care what people will make of this meme, Turning Red was degenerate trash.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/771/081/8d7.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad