Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Legends of Virgin Heights vs The Chadshack
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Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Hitler vs Chad Stalin
![Note: Before anyone gets angry I frankly despise both dictators, I Purely made this for humorous purposes & in terms of their effectiveness as dictators. I am not a Neo-Nazi nor Tankie.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/313/866/731.jpg)
![Note: Before anyone gets angry I frankly despise both dictators, I Purely made this for humorous purposes & in terms of their effectiveness as dictators. I am not a Neo-Nazi nor Tankie.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/313/866/731.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin charge vs. the Chad launch
![THE CHAD LAUNCH The Virgin Charge Doesn't even look at his target Rusty armour Has literally frosted tips Only his sister wants to have sex with him Keeps eye contact with the Dany, while he kills her dragon Throws javelin to the speed of sound from a standing position No right arm (can't even wank The only thing staraight about him is his spear All his kids are dead Cool undead army Controlled by a woman Takes no s--- from chicks Needs to be saved at the last second Even the horse doesn't like him Glued his mouth shut to avoid mouth breathing Defeated Coldsteel at the Sonic academy Couldn't even kill a little boy Can't even swim Knows where to get giant chains at the north pole Undead pet dragon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/313/592/7e0.png)
![THE CHAD LAUNCH The Virgin Charge Doesn't even look at his target Rusty armour Has literally frosted tips Only his sister wants to have sex with him Keeps eye contact with the Dany, while he kills her dragon Throws javelin to the speed of sound from a standing position No right arm (can't even wank The only thing staraight about him is his spear All his kids are dead Cool undead army Controlled by a woman Takes no s--- from chicks Needs to be saved at the last second Even the horse doesn't like him Glued his mouth shut to avoid mouth breathing Defeated Coldsteel at the Sonic academy Couldn't even kill a little boy Can't even swim Knows where to get giant chains at the north pole Undead pet dragon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/313/592/7e0.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Anime Artist vs. The Chad Painter
![To add insult to injury, the artist does draw anime.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/313/581/56d.png)
![To add insult to injury, the artist does draw anime.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/313/581/56d.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Fallon and Chad Leno
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Virgin vs. Chad
It's true
![The Virgin Nebula Th d2 Has to be beaten ith a special qun Trapped in a box ラ Never been trapped Probably doesn't cry tears of blood Can be a long boss fight Crys tears of blood Worthless excuse of a dark matter Magnificent example of a dark matter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/313/493/e84.jpeg)
![The Virgin Nebula Th d2 Has to be beaten ith a special qun Trapped in a box ラ Never been trapped Probably doesn't cry tears of blood Can be a long boss fight Crys tears of blood Worthless excuse of a dark matter Magnificent example of a dark matter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/313/493/e84.jpeg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin AJ & That Chad Furio
![The Virgin AJ THAT CHAD FURIO Brain ready to experience a panic attack at the first sign of responsability Ponytail makes women instantly think about sex Name literally means 'angry' The "dirt" teenager moustache Diagnosed with "borderline" Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete Hand constantly demands "a thousand dollas" Strong, Silent Type Can't even commit suicide properly Exceptional ability to crash cars and to generally f--- up all sorts of opportunities in his life Vesuvio by Spaccanapoli plays constantly in the background wherever he goes Seduces the boss' wife without even trying To the point of making her feel deeply depressed when he's not around Scared of bears](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/313/419/f9c.jpg)
![The Virgin AJ THAT CHAD FURIO Brain ready to experience a panic attack at the first sign of responsability Ponytail makes women instantly think about sex Name literally means 'angry' The "dirt" teenager moustache Diagnosed with "borderline" Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete Hand constantly demands "a thousand dollas" Strong, Silent Type Can't even commit suicide properly Exceptional ability to crash cars and to generally f--- up all sorts of opportunities in his life Vesuvio by Spaccanapoli plays constantly in the background wherever he goes Seduces the boss' wife without even trying To the point of making her feel deeply depressed when he's not around Scared of bears](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/313/419/f9c.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Junker vs The Chad Demolition Expert
![THE CHAD DEMOLITION EXPERT The Virgin Junker Payed milions for blowing s--- up Has a haunted eye socket n Weak-ass punch for a melee Can use a possessed sword for a melee Lives in a wasteland O Has to steal artifacts to earn money Once defeated a swarm of blood-sucking robots by giving them alcohol poisoning Drinks milk tea Lives in a mansion Not even his bodyguard likes him Gets along with his whole team was once best friends with an enemy soldier Uses explosives in combat because it's all he knows Drinks whiskey like a man "Fire in the hole" Able to utilize explosives and medieval weaponry in combat "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" Probably blew off his own leg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/313/211/c35.png)
![THE CHAD DEMOLITION EXPERT The Virgin Junker Payed milions for blowing s--- up Has a haunted eye socket n Weak-ass punch for a melee Can use a possessed sword for a melee Lives in a wasteland O Has to steal artifacts to earn money Once defeated a swarm of blood-sucking robots by giving them alcohol poisoning Drinks milk tea Lives in a mansion Not even his bodyguard likes him Gets along with his whole team was once best friends with an enemy soldier Uses explosives in combat because it's all he knows Drinks whiskey like a man "Fire in the hole" Able to utilize explosives and medieval weaponry in combat "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" Probably blew off his own leg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/313/211/c35.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin vs. Chad Template
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Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin evacuation vs the Chad dive into concrete
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Virgin vs. Chad
nazi killing simulators
![The virgin call of duty The chad wolfenstein "historically accurate" set after alternate world war II where nazi's won swatstikas nearly everywhere censored swatstikas (except for campaign) can play as a black female nazi can fight the KKK 90% of people only buy for multiplayer brutal hatchet attacks can duel wield weapons can only blow off arms and legs cool weapon upgrade system Has microtranscations single player only no microtransactions lame shovel melee attack (does have DLC missions though) can utterly desintegrate and explode nazis generic music likeable and memorable characters music by Mick Gordon fairly challenging on any difficulty](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/312/997/5a8.png)
![The virgin call of duty The chad wolfenstein "historically accurate" set after alternate world war II where nazi's won swatstikas nearly everywhere censored swatstikas (except for campaign) can play as a black female nazi can fight the KKK 90% of people only buy for multiplayer brutal hatchet attacks can duel wield weapons can only blow off arms and legs cool weapon upgrade system Has microtranscations single player only no microtransactions lame shovel melee attack (does have DLC missions though) can utterly desintegrate and explode nazis generic music likeable and memorable characters music by Mick Gordon fairly challenging on any difficulty](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/312/997/5a8.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Tank vs The Heavy Weapons Chad
![THE HEAVY WEAPONS CHAD The Virgin Tank Gay pink hair Glorious shaved head Hates some of her own teammates because they're robots Spent three months in a gulag as a child, gives zero f---- about it. Has a PhD in Russian literature Can't get over some robots f------ up her village years ago Can only lift weights a maximum of 512 times Good friends with everyone on his team Probably doesn't care about her weapons Gave his minigun a name and made a bed for it Thinks Soviet Russia jokes are still funny Sacrificed her future to defend a village that would have been fine without her Risks his life everyday to support his family Thinks highly of himself yet remains humble at the same time Insecure, has to constantly brag about her strength Uses some generic laser gun as a weapon Can shrug off a rocket blast to the face by eating a sandwich Literally able to lift dumbbells forever Overdesigned as hell His gun fires $200 custom bullets I need healing" "I love this doctor!" Simple, yet iconic design](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/312/842/c82.png)
![THE HEAVY WEAPONS CHAD The Virgin Tank Gay pink hair Glorious shaved head Hates some of her own teammates because they're robots Spent three months in a gulag as a child, gives zero f---- about it. Has a PhD in Russian literature Can't get over some robots f------ up her village years ago Can only lift weights a maximum of 512 times Good friends with everyone on his team Probably doesn't care about her weapons Gave his minigun a name and made a bed for it Thinks Soviet Russia jokes are still funny Sacrificed her future to defend a village that would have been fine without her Risks his life everyday to support his family Thinks highly of himself yet remains humble at the same time Insecure, has to constantly brag about her strength Uses some generic laser gun as a weapon Can shrug off a rocket blast to the face by eating a sandwich Literally able to lift dumbbells forever Overdesigned as hell His gun fires $200 custom bullets I need healing" "I love this doctor!" Simple, yet iconic design](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/312/842/c82.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Dark Lady vs Chad Warchief
!["The Virgin Dark Lady" The Chad Warchief Carefully cultivates alliances Kicks his allies out of the Horde because he iust doesn't like them Holds a small march to celebrate victory Waits until the Burning Legion is defeated before attacking the Alliance Declares war on the Alliance whilea giant dragon is actively trying to end the world Holds giant, expensive parades every chance he gets Tries to hide her preference for her own people so her allies trust her Openly racist They don't 0 Goblins still want to work for him Hated by her siblings Wholesome father- son relationship Doesn't even know what a war crime is, commits them regardless Careful to avoid war crimes Even Anduin wants to kill her Broke all of Anduin's bones. Anduin still wants to make peace Concerned about Old Gods Doesn't time travel Mastered the power of an Old God Actively damns allo her people Time travels frequently Uses his intimate knowledge of history to help his people avoid damnation Used chemical weapons on a fishing village Nuked a major population center Promoted her lover as her second in command Promotes a former enemy as his second in command Wary of Saurfang Makes fun of Saurfang regularly Doesn't waste time on lovers too focused on the domination of Azeroth Hasn't bothered to advance technologically Unnecessarily intricate armor Her people still use bows and arrows Industrialized immediately His people fight with guns and giant robot scorpions Mismatching shoes Lives in the sewer system in a ruined castle Lives in a giant, sturdy fortress in the middle of a desert Hasn't considered repairing it Rebuilt it all anyway using heat attracting metal](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/312/740/7c2.png)
!["The Virgin Dark Lady" The Chad Warchief Carefully cultivates alliances Kicks his allies out of the Horde because he iust doesn't like them Holds a small march to celebrate victory Waits until the Burning Legion is defeated before attacking the Alliance Declares war on the Alliance whilea giant dragon is actively trying to end the world Holds giant, expensive parades every chance he gets Tries to hide her preference for her own people so her allies trust her Openly racist They don't 0 Goblins still want to work for him Hated by her siblings Wholesome father- son relationship Doesn't even know what a war crime is, commits them regardless Careful to avoid war crimes Even Anduin wants to kill her Broke all of Anduin's bones. Anduin still wants to make peace Concerned about Old Gods Doesn't time travel Mastered the power of an Old God Actively damns allo her people Time travels frequently Uses his intimate knowledge of history to help his people avoid damnation Used chemical weapons on a fishing village Nuked a major population center Promoted her lover as her second in command Promotes a former enemy as his second in command Wary of Saurfang Makes fun of Saurfang regularly Doesn't waste time on lovers too focused on the domination of Azeroth Hasn't bothered to advance technologically Unnecessarily intricate armor Her people still use bows and arrows Industrialized immediately His people fight with guns and giant robot scorpions Mismatching shoes Lives in the sewer system in a ruined castle Lives in a giant, sturdy fortress in the middle of a desert Hasn't considered repairing it Rebuilt it all anyway using heat attracting metal](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/312/740/7c2.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Marina vs Chad Pearl
![VirginMarinam THE CHAD PEARL Cheap Hatsune Miku ripoff Most badass idol in Inkopolis Literally wears her own teeth on her head A pervert dreaming of invisibility ability Loses every single splatfest, because she is a loser Has 8 tentacles Winning every single splatfest and doesn't really care Has 10 tentacles Even in Octo Valley nobody liked her Uses a p---- meta splat brella Idiosepius paradoxus, can attack targets .2 times larger than herself Uses freakin dualies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/312/721/8de.jpg)
![VirginMarinam THE CHAD PEARL Cheap Hatsune Miku ripoff Most badass idol in Inkopolis Literally wears her own teeth on her head A pervert dreaming of invisibility ability Loses every single splatfest, because she is a loser Has 8 tentacles Winning every single splatfest and doesn't really care Has 10 tentacles Even in Octo Valley nobody liked her Uses a p---- meta splat brella Idiosepius paradoxus, can attack targets .2 times larger than herself Uses freakin dualies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/312/721/8de.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Vol. 5 Costume
![The Virgin Volume 5 Outfit The Chad Volume 2 "Hunter" Outfit Bunks with Bellabooty Practices Bumblebee every day No Bellabooty 5 clashing shades of brown Wears toilet seat on neck Colors look dull in maya Lost right arm Has right arm Colors of outfit compliment each other Top and skirt accentuate curves. Butt-flaps should've been a trench coat Kazuhira Miller wannabe Godlike butt-cape Shows Off amazing thighs Kept dumb knee scarf lahbl](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/312/656/d1a.png)
![The Virgin Volume 5 Outfit The Chad Volume 2 "Hunter" Outfit Bunks with Bellabooty Practices Bumblebee every day No Bellabooty 5 clashing shades of brown Wears toilet seat on neck Colors look dull in maya Lost right arm Has right arm Colors of outfit compliment each other Top and skirt accentuate curves. Butt-flaps should've been a trench coat Kazuhira Miller wannabe Godlike butt-cape Shows Off amazing thighs Kept dumb knee scarf lahbl](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/312/656/d1a.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Gem VS The CHAD PRINCESS
![The Virgin Gem THE CHAD So powerful that enemies could never face her in direct combat Jewish PRINCESS Huge p----, always crying Disgusting body eats too much ice cream Thinks killing his enemies is wrong Beautiful a---- features Obliterates threats without a second thought Peak physical condition due to fighting monsters her entire life Dead mom, loser dad, raised by sexually frustrated lesbians A prime example of femininity, but still kicks ass Weak magic due to being a halfbreed Pureblooded descendant of royalty, still has loving foster family Celebrates genocide as a national holiday, rightly knows that the mewmans did nothing wrong Believes all life is worth protecting Oppresses the inferior monster race with apartheid-like rule](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/312/554/b50.jpg)
![The Virgin Gem THE CHAD So powerful that enemies could never face her in direct combat Jewish PRINCESS Huge p----, always crying Disgusting body eats too much ice cream Thinks killing his enemies is wrong Beautiful a---- features Obliterates threats without a second thought Peak physical condition due to fighting monsters her entire life Dead mom, loser dad, raised by sexually frustrated lesbians A prime example of femininity, but still kicks ass Weak magic due to being a halfbreed Pureblooded descendant of royalty, still has loving foster family Celebrates genocide as a national holiday, rightly knows that the mewmans did nothing wrong Believes all life is worth protecting Oppresses the inferior monster race with apartheid-like rule](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/312/554/b50.jpg)
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