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Virgin Scholastic vs. The Chad Mystic

lol baldy "The Virgin Scholastic" THE CHAD MYSTIC Seeks mystical union with the incomprehensible mysteries of God Subordinates God to human reason "S submit to Rome" "Kupue, ελεησ。V" Majestic beard gives glory to God Weak Aristotelian Crypto Atheist Honors the traditions of the Church Fathers "Muh Keys" Strong Platonist Girly little hands Knows the Spirit proceeds from the All things from the Spirit first, not the letter Father alone Inherited Guilt Believes in Double Procession of the Holy Spirit Panentheism Wicked sick Schema Follows the letter overthe Spirit Legs grow weak at the mention of the Third Ecumenical Council Legs girded with the Divine Infallible truths of Christ's Church Knows there are no loopholes into the Kingdom of God Talmudic Lawyering Theosis
lol baldy "The Virgin Scholastic" THE CHAD MYSTIC Seeks mystical union with the incomprehensible mysteries of God Subordinates God to human reason "S submit to Rome" "Kupue, ελεησ。V" Majestic beard gives glory to God Weak Aristotelian Crypto Atheist Honors the traditions of the Church Fathers "Muh Keys" Strong Platonist Girly little hands Knows the Spirit proceeds from the All things from the Spirit first, not the letter Father alone Inherited Guilt Believes in Double Procession of the Holy Spirit Panentheism Wicked sick Schema Follows the letter overthe Spirit Legs grow weak at the mention of the Third Ecumenical Council Legs girded with the Divine Infallible truths of Christ's Church Knows there are no loopholes into the Kingdom of God Talmudic Lawyering Theosis

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Virgin Vergil vs Chad Vergil

The Virgin Vergil (Vergin) The Chad Vergil Rich boy hair style and would probably sue you if you touched it Badass slicked back spikey hair that he will adjust/fix to taunt his enemies Voice actor is ripped and was a m------------ power ranger Generic and boring voice actor Gets motivated from fights Became evil and angry because his mom liked his brother more than him (Seriously) Uninspired black trenchcoat, looks like a school shooter Baller light blue trenchcoat with fancy gold accents Became a top tier near-broken fighting game character in a crossover Devil Trigger only summons a copy of himself (Probably talks to it when he's lonely) Can dual wield his katana alongside a greatsword, beats the s--- out of things with demon forged gauntlets and boots Only weapon is his Katana Becomes an actual demon with Devil Trigger Hides his face behind a bootleg anonymous mask (Also has you raid a bootleg Mtn Dew factory.) Scared of a SWAT team Actually wears a fedora in public Sprinted torwards a demon god with a warcry, alone and without fear Thinks guns are for p------ Judgement Cut sounds like a slight breeze of wind Uses guns and ends up shooting a baby Judgement Cut sounds like god humming Always strifes for more power
The Virgin Vergil (Vergin) The Chad Vergil Rich boy hair style and would probably sue you if you touched it Badass slicked back spikey hair that he will adjust/fix to taunt his enemies Voice actor is ripped and was a m------------ power ranger Generic and boring voice actor Gets motivated from fights Became evil and angry because his mom liked his brother more than him (Seriously) Uninspired black trenchcoat, looks like a school shooter Baller light blue trenchcoat with fancy gold accents Became a top tier near-broken fighting game character in a crossover Devil Trigger only summons a copy of himself (Probably talks to it when he's lonely) Can dual wield his katana alongside a greatsword, beats the s--- out of things with demon forged gauntlets and boots Only weapon is his Katana Becomes an actual demon with Devil Trigger Hides his face behind a bootleg anonymous mask (Also has you raid a bootleg Mtn Dew factory.) Scared of a SWAT team Actually wears a fedora in public Sprinted torwards a demon god with a warcry, alone and without fear Thinks guns are for p------ Judgement Cut sounds like a slight breeze of wind Uses guns and ends up shooting a baby Judgement Cut sounds like god humming Always strifes for more power

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Virginfield and Chad of Duty

Only 3 maps have game runs at 30 fp:s vehicles on them Created by Medal of Honor developers who wanted to make a game about camaraderie with anti entire game is designed sold 15 billion dollars with just the games themselves, Not counting DLC or microtransactions OS fewer sales than CoD Counterpart that year Infinite gameplay ar themes grenades and shotguns Uses gameplay footage in their trailers because their game looks great Devs don't even realize Battlefield exists like a god creating a tidal wave by pissing in the ocean Simple and easy to Killed the Medal of Honor franchise by making it more like Whiney DICE employee attacks CoD for using gameplay footage in their trailer. Meanwhile his game is so trash they just make pre rendered movies for trailers Weapon spread, accuracy and damage is determined by player skil f you suck you lose until you get pro players are just nerds ei o create a game with near limitlesS Hasn't released a functional game in years, Playerbase evaporates like piss in the Sahara because the game has such poor quality of life an is so content bare CALL DUTY Customization gives you unique pieces of equipment for your soldier, and a huge variety of weapon skins so you can make your character look the way Features pioneered by us morons who got every major planet now with Moronic poorly written single player story mode (designed to emulate call of duty) provides no challenge and is written like the cliffnotes of a Tom Clancy novel releases new conten in maps. ensuring that combined arms Creates deep and powerful singleplayer every time, with difficulties ranging from very easy to extremely difficult. Allowing it to appeal to any range of gamer and decided to plav with the little kids, Has its own charity dedicated to being present in supporting veterans and servicemen Used history channel documentaries as Games have stable releases with very few glitches because of longer development spread,accuracy and damage is all determined by RNG meaning that skill is entirely worthless. Playerbase is too stupid to complete the simplest oflack of maps that tasks like standing near a flagpole until it changesutilize all the DLC color. Or using a fighter plane to shoot down another plane without ramming into it and diverse, consisting ac of everything from casual and new gamers, to longtime FPS veterans rted by a bunch of Swedish hacks making pinball games, generic racing games and a scorestreaks reward players for doing well while also adding depth and function to the game Free content is continually added to the game throughout its post release cycle All cosmetics consist of ugly gold or platinum paint on guns and vehicles, Or the exact same camo pattern recycled in 10 different color schemes to pad out the loot crates Has weapon No problem finding matches attachments Games always change function to follow the setting, But never stray enough from the original design as to make it unfamiliar Game runs at a smooth 60fps so that Mercury doesn't get transformed into a snail by inp rsally panned weapon attachments allow you to improve the function of your guns in specifiC areas to allow for more varied gameplay Shrek game customization and the uniqueness of the weapons Tries to sell itself on having destructable enviroments, Yet with every new release the destructable enviroments get more and more Paid voutube channels about guns and wwi
Only 3 maps have game runs at 30 fp:s vehicles on them Created by Medal of Honor developers who wanted to make a game about camaraderie with anti entire game is designed sold 15 billion dollars with just the games themselves, Not counting DLC or microtransactions OS fewer sales than CoD Counterpart that year Infinite gameplay ar themes grenades and shotguns Uses gameplay footage in their trailers because their game looks great Devs don't even realize Battlefield exists like a god creating a tidal wave by pissing in the ocean Simple and easy to Killed the Medal of Honor franchise by making it more like Whiney DICE employee attacks CoD for using gameplay footage in their trailer. Meanwhile his game is so trash they just make pre rendered movies for trailers Weapon spread, accuracy and damage is determined by player skil f you suck you lose until you get pro players are just nerds ei o create a game with near limitlesS Hasn't released a functional game in years, Playerbase evaporates like piss in the Sahara because the game has such poor quality of life an is so content bare CALL DUTY Customization gives you unique pieces of equipment for your soldier, and a huge variety of weapon skins so you can make your character look the way Features pioneered by us morons who got every major planet now with Moronic poorly written single player story mode (designed to emulate call of duty) provides no challenge and is written like the cliffnotes of a Tom Clancy novel releases new conten in maps. ensuring that combined arms Creates deep and powerful singleplayer every time, with difficulties ranging from very easy to extremely difficult. Allowing it to appeal to any range of gamer and decided to plav with the little kids, Has its own charity dedicated to being present in supporting veterans and servicemen Used history channel documentaries as Games have stable releases with very few glitches because of longer development spread,accuracy and damage is all determined by RNG meaning that skill is entirely worthless. Playerbase is too stupid to complete the simplest oflack of maps that tasks like standing near a flagpole until it changesutilize all the DLC color. Or using a fighter plane to shoot down another plane without ramming into it and diverse, consisting ac of everything from casual and new gamers, to longtime FPS veterans rted by a bunch of Swedish hacks making pinball games, generic racing games and a scorestreaks reward players for doing well while also adding depth and function to the game Free content is continually added to the game throughout its post release cycle All cosmetics consist of ugly gold or platinum paint on guns and vehicles, Or the exact same camo pattern recycled in 10 different color schemes to pad out the loot crates Has weapon No problem finding matches attachments Games always change function to follow the setting, But never stray enough from the original design as to make it unfamiliar Game runs at a smooth 60fps so that Mercury doesn't get transformed into a snail by inp rsally panned weapon attachments allow you to improve the function of your guns in specifiC areas to allow for more varied gameplay Shrek game customization and the uniqueness of the weapons Tries to sell itself on having destructable enviroments, Yet with every new release the destructable enviroments get more and more Paid voutube channels about guns and wwi

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The Virgin Techno Fan vs The Chad Ostrogoth Raver

The Virgin Techno Fan The Chad Ostrogoth Raver Refuses girly drugs, consumes only cocaine or speed Listens to Ben Klock post-2009 Not a plełb Must consume ecstasy to enjoy party Buys weak 10 pills from ghetto kid drug dealers outside club, contains mostly PMA and caffeine Possesses the knowledge of SNTS's true identity Never had to queue for Berghain, always on "DJs only" guestlist Weak body and mind Onlv ever visits Her Damit Festival Posts Instagram stories from all events he attends As he enters the club Has the worst comedowns, always suicidal and crying Thinks it's cool to go to Berghain, has to check-in on FB to show people the walls of the old powerplant roar to welcome him to ex-girlfriends on Tuesdays Can rave non-stop from Friday to Monday without even eating or drinking Thinks Funktion One is the only good Has been denied more times than he has been accepted Personally invited by the owners of Bassiani to come party sound system in the world Never has bad comedowns, never suicidal, mpeccable mental and physical strength Follows Joseph Capriati on SoundCloud Keeps the yellow sticker on the Doesn't buy music, gets all the best stuf directly from DJ friends asking for feedback Always readv to rave Phone camera for 2 weeks Leaves club with jacket still in wardrobe and pose to other virgins Thinks Bjarki is "hard and dark" Personal friend of Kobosil and Dax J so he can bring home the hang tag Knows inner circle drug dealers Gets premium stuff for free Pavs 25 to see Maceo Plex Listens to Paula Temple for chilling down Queues for 4 hours to get into Ostgut Ton Nacht Marcel Dettman follows him on Instagram Spends all his money on Beatport denied at the door, starts crying in front of crowd Posts "Sky And Sand <3” story on Snapchat, Always misses the best sets, has to go to work on Monday morning Enters club without ever getting searched Needs shorts to ventilate chiseled quads, causing p---- to activate on both gay men and straight women doesn't even know it's “Aaron" Doesn't know you can refill water bottle in toilets, spends 100 euro/night on water Doesn't even bring phone to the club Regularly invited by 10/10 girls and guys for hour-long gangbangs in dark area Was never invited for raunchery by even 1/10 overweight gay BDSM guys Un-ironically says Adam Beyer is a techno DJ
The Virgin Techno Fan The Chad Ostrogoth Raver Refuses girly drugs, consumes only cocaine or speed Listens to Ben Klock post-2009 Not a plełb Must consume ecstasy to enjoy party Buys weak 10 pills from ghetto kid drug dealers outside club, contains mostly PMA and caffeine Possesses the knowledge of SNTS's true identity Never had to queue for Berghain, always on "DJs only" guestlist Weak body and mind Onlv ever visits Her Damit Festival Posts Instagram stories from all events he attends As he enters the club Has the worst comedowns, always suicidal and crying Thinks it's cool to go to Berghain, has to check-in on FB to show people the walls of the old powerplant roar to welcome him to ex-girlfriends on Tuesdays Can rave non-stop from Friday to Monday without even eating or drinking Thinks Funktion One is the only good Has been denied more times than he has been accepted Personally invited by the owners of Bassiani to come party sound system in the world Never has bad comedowns, never suicidal, mpeccable mental and physical strength Follows Joseph Capriati on SoundCloud Keeps the yellow sticker on the Doesn't buy music, gets all the best stuf directly from DJ friends asking for feedback Always readv to rave Phone camera for 2 weeks Leaves club with jacket still in wardrobe and pose to other virgins Thinks Bjarki is "hard and dark" Personal friend of Kobosil and Dax J so he can bring home the hang tag Knows inner circle drug dealers Gets premium stuff for free Pavs 25 to see Maceo Plex Listens to Paula Temple for chilling down Queues for 4 hours to get into Ostgut Ton Nacht Marcel Dettman follows him on Instagram Spends all his money on Beatport denied at the door, starts crying in front of crowd Posts "Sky And Sand <3” story on Snapchat, Always misses the best sets, has to go to work on Monday morning Enters club without ever getting searched Needs shorts to ventilate chiseled quads, causing p---- to activate on both gay men and straight women doesn't even know it's “Aaron" Doesn't know you can refill water bottle in toilets, spends 100 euro/night on water Doesn't even bring phone to the club Regularly invited by 10/10 girls and guys for hour-long gangbangs in dark area Was never invited for raunchery by even 1/10 overweight gay BDSM guys Un-ironically says Adam Beyer is a techno DJ

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Virgin Altcoin / Chad Bitcoin

The Virgin Altcoin THE CHAD BITCOIN Drops bellow ico in the first week Created by Chad visionaries Can't stop growing Created by virgin scammers Can't wistand FUDs Internet "s---" Internet "gold" Doesn 't care about FUD Forgotten in less than a month Is here to stay. Top dog Holders drive lambos Holders commit suicide and f--- asian girls
The Virgin Altcoin THE CHAD BITCOIN Drops bellow ico in the first week Created by Chad visionaries Can't stop growing Created by virgin scammers Can't wistand FUDs Internet "s---" Internet "gold" Doesn 't care about FUD Forgotten in less than a month Is here to stay. Top dog Holders drive lambos Holders commit suicide and f--- asian girls

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The Virgin Argent Defender vs. The Chad Scarlet Crusader

The Chad SCARLET CRUSADER The Virgin ARGENT DEFENDER Helmets will not fit over his perfectly rigid hair - doesn't need the extra protection Weird hood to hide his greasy face Lives in a tent on a frozen continent Only ever had one alpha leader Fearless in the face of the countless undead hordes Lives in a holy monastery right in the enemy's heartland Has so many alpha leaders, it doesn't matter if one dies Kills so many of the Scourge that many Alliance leaders admit that Crusade's methods work Useless artsy shoulder armour Actually afraid of the undead Aesthetic, practical shoulder armour Has to use a shield Skinnvfat from a life of guard duty and no actual fighting Has no use for shields enemy attacks simply bounce off his bountiful muscles Stacys flock to join the Crusade upon seeing Chad's enormous balls, literal and metaphorical Prays for the Scourge to just disappear Prays for the strength to purge all undead Strong with 0% body fat from a life of fighting ies quickly, hours after arriving Refuses to die too alpha for death Surplus sword from the bottom of the Stormwind armoury Despite horrendous losses, manages to recruit thousands of new crusaders every day Legendary enchanted weapon that players can't even loot Emblem is fire to remind him of the only true way to destroy undead Emblem is a sun to remind him to be happy He is there for cinematic value he is not actually a formidable fighter Glorious, bright colours worn at all Boring, neutral colours so he doesn't attract too much attention Actually a strong foe that can kill players Own brand greaves Only accepts true humans determined to reclaim Lordaeron other races can't be trusted to be Chad enough Accepts aⅡ races including Forsaken Neon golden boots crafted by Uther himself Were so weak, they had to combine with the Order of the Silver Hand Rich and owns a library to enhance his knowledge of all things Does whatever he wants and has millions of Stacys trying to get into Probably poor and uneducated So strong that even after 14 years of constant raids, the Scarlet Crusade continues to exist Whiteknights but still no g/f
The Chad SCARLET CRUSADER The Virgin ARGENT DEFENDER Helmets will not fit over his perfectly rigid hair - doesn't need the extra protection Weird hood to hide his greasy face Lives in a tent on a frozen continent Only ever had one alpha leader Fearless in the face of the countless undead hordes Lives in a holy monastery right in the enemy's heartland Has so many alpha leaders, it doesn't matter if one dies Kills so many of the Scourge that many Alliance leaders admit that Crusade's methods work Useless artsy shoulder armour Actually afraid of the undead Aesthetic, practical shoulder armour Has to use a shield Skinnvfat from a life of guard duty and no actual fighting Has no use for shields enemy attacks simply bounce off his bountiful muscles Stacys flock to join the Crusade upon seeing Chad's enormous balls, literal and metaphorical Prays for the Scourge to just disappear Prays for the strength to purge all undead Strong with 0% body fat from a life of fighting ies quickly, hours after arriving Refuses to die too alpha for death Surplus sword from the bottom of the Stormwind armoury Despite horrendous losses, manages to recruit thousands of new crusaders every day Legendary enchanted weapon that players can't even loot Emblem is fire to remind him of the only true way to destroy undead Emblem is a sun to remind him to be happy He is there for cinematic value he is not actually a formidable fighter Glorious, bright colours worn at all Boring, neutral colours so he doesn't attract too much attention Actually a strong foe that can kill players Own brand greaves Only accepts true humans determined to reclaim Lordaeron other races can't be trusted to be Chad enough Accepts aⅡ races including Forsaken Neon golden boots crafted by Uther himself Were so weak, they had to combine with the Order of the Silver Hand Rich and owns a library to enhance his knowledge of all things Does whatever he wants and has millions of Stacys trying to get into Probably poor and uneducated So strong that even after 14 years of constant raids, the Scarlet Crusade continues to exist Whiteknights but still no g/f

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Virginwatch vs. Chad Fortress 2

VIRGINWATCH CHAD FORTRESS 2 Scott Mercer Principar Designer 59 posts 8 hoars ago I'm going to copy this from the Report Player form in the game. Abusive Chat is: Any form of hateful, discriminatory, obscene, or disruptive communications. Threatening or harassing another player on either team is also unacceptable, regardless of the words used. So YES, if you spam character voice lines in a way that is either disruptive or would be considered harassment, then you could be actioned 5NOWY CRISPYSLLINGDead Presidents Wheopes 4key, pure or 1 sharmeseNarway left the game coicennect 25 heun
VIRGINWATCH CHAD FORTRESS 2 Scott Mercer Principar Designer 59 posts 8 hoars ago I'm going to copy this from the Report Player form in the game. Abusive Chat is: Any form of hateful, discriminatory, obscene, or disruptive communications. Threatening or harassing another player on either team is also unacceptable, regardless of the words used. So YES, if you spam character voice lines in a way that is either disruptive or would be considered harassment, then you could be actioned 5NOWY CRISPYSLLINGDead Presidents Wheopes 4key, pure or 1 sharmeseNarway left the game coicennect 25 heun

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The Virgin Workout vs The Chad Cultivation

THE VIRGIN WOKOUT THE CHAD CULTIVATION hair is on point Unable to move unless noticed wears a hoodie despite it being 37°C, just so he isn't noticed always hiting on girls or intimidating dyels Huge, massive upperbody will carry people into the gym to keep him company wears glasses (shattered) always looking down to avoid eve contact at all costs trains for strength/himself 790 body fat trains without any reason 300 gymbros pumpkin delts trains back a lot, but noone can see it, so it's as if he he didn't lmao Gets tan during heavy lifts turns purple during heavy makes a lot of noise Grunts break all glass in gym trains most of the time alone due to being too loud Unable to sweat big, girly butt weak/unnoticable upper body due to SS twinks ask him for advice German admixture due to SS uses belt, chalk and wrist wraps Mostly trains lower body, giving him horrible unaesthetic proportions tight, solid butt, the perfect size, not too girly, not too weak waist is nonexistent wears compression tights, making him look even takes 15 minutes to rack and unrack the weight, weights already racked once he enters the gym more girly small calves makíng mínímum noíse always wears dark/neutral every single girl routinely eve f---- him cut shins from deadlifting Carries 21 water bottle to drink from between sets above 15% bodyfat Absorbs moisture from the air uses a type of shoe only for squats and olympic s---, who cares huge calves colourful outfit no quads for perfect aesthetics never grunts, but if he does, takes a 20 minute break to the bathroom until everyone forgets Has physique of Greek god despite a diet of pizza and beeir sweats too much, alwvas leaves sweat evervone looks at him in admiration uddles he has sex in the bathroom when resting uses clogs on point diet, still manages to look like he doesn't lift
THE VIRGIN WOKOUT THE CHAD CULTIVATION hair is on point Unable to move unless noticed wears a hoodie despite it being 37°C, just so he isn't noticed always hiting on girls or intimidating dyels Huge, massive upperbody will carry people into the gym to keep him company wears glasses (shattered) always looking down to avoid eve contact at all costs trains for strength/himself 790 body fat trains without any reason 300 gymbros pumpkin delts trains back a lot, but noone can see it, so it's as if he he didn't lmao Gets tan during heavy lifts turns purple during heavy makes a lot of noise Grunts break all glass in gym trains most of the time alone due to being too loud Unable to sweat big, girly butt weak/unnoticable upper body due to SS twinks ask him for advice German admixture due to SS uses belt, chalk and wrist wraps Mostly trains lower body, giving him horrible unaesthetic proportions tight, solid butt, the perfect size, not too girly, not too weak waist is nonexistent wears compression tights, making him look even takes 15 minutes to rack and unrack the weight, weights already racked once he enters the gym more girly small calves makíng mínímum noíse always wears dark/neutral every single girl routinely eve f---- him cut shins from deadlifting Carries 21 water bottle to drink from between sets above 15% bodyfat Absorbs moisture from the air uses a type of shoe only for squats and olympic s---, who cares huge calves colourful outfit no quads for perfect aesthetics never grunts, but if he does, takes a 20 minute break to the bathroom until everyone forgets Has physique of Greek god despite a diet of pizza and beeir sweats too much, alwvas leaves sweat evervone looks at him in admiration uddles he has sex in the bathroom when resting uses clogs on point diet, still manages to look like he doesn't lift

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The Virgin Ranked Player vs. The Chad Ranked Player

Virgin Ranked Player VS Chad Ranked Player towers dont target him gives other people the buffs to get carried has mini map turned off actually reports people Says "gg" after evey game always gets sunder and creepy curse never solo queues screams in and out of game when ao gets through bans mutes everyone after getting spam taunted Lets pro players take his role never gets cuaght lazy backing complains about relics only speed hacks on wolfys stream Avoids VGS so he wont accidentally use actives created the dumbb clan spams "ver vvx" Doesn't even speed hack has literally never played support doesnt know what wards are vents on twitter instead of ingame only uses monkey raijin and dino cama vgs sighs when team doesn't help him GO plays with a ps4 controller snipes streamers to target ban will only farm if hes proxying someone else "why aren't you guys in curse?????" hides profile but shows stats quallified into GM copies pro players settings has never been solo'd worships EU never takes minion aggro
Virgin Ranked Player VS Chad Ranked Player towers dont target him gives other people the buffs to get carried has mini map turned off actually reports people Says "gg" after evey game always gets sunder and creepy curse never solo queues screams in and out of game when ao gets through bans mutes everyone after getting spam taunted Lets pro players take his role never gets cuaght lazy backing complains about relics only speed hacks on wolfys stream Avoids VGS so he wont accidentally use actives created the dumbb clan spams "ver vvx" Doesn't even speed hack has literally never played support doesnt know what wards are vents on twitter instead of ingame only uses monkey raijin and dino cama vgs sighs when team doesn't help him GO plays with a ps4 controller snipes streamers to target ban will only farm if hes proxying someone else "why aren't you guys in curse?????" hides profile but shows stats quallified into GM copies pro players settings has never been solo'd worships EU never takes minion aggro

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The Virgin Scrub vs The Chad Champion

The Virgin Scrub The Chad Champion wastes thousands of hours in training mode but still chokes in real games only plays 6-buttons never practices prefers anime fighters drowns in pools can beat you with hearing / alone wears advertisements all over body for his sponsor Owns his own cabinets, lends them out to events doesn't need sponsors, cute cosplayers crowdfund his flight leans in to see the screen better Zangief main never blames lag frequentlyy ragequits Always spends more he gets in winnings only plays waifu characters always maintains stoic composure, never loses spends 200$ on a fight stick that only works on one system on the entry fee than plavs on whateve cont with the console donates all winnings to charity because the thrill of winning is all he needs roller comes No self confidence, doesn't even Bets it all on 50/50's and always guesses right attempt mixups of UO any kind solo mains Peacock as good at real martial arts as he is at fighting games gets all his fighting moves from the games he plays pretends to hadoken IRL
The Virgin Scrub The Chad Champion wastes thousands of hours in training mode but still chokes in real games only plays 6-buttons never practices prefers anime fighters drowns in pools can beat you with hearing / alone wears advertisements all over body for his sponsor Owns his own cabinets, lends them out to events doesn't need sponsors, cute cosplayers crowdfund his flight leans in to see the screen better Zangief main never blames lag frequentlyy ragequits Always spends more he gets in winnings only plays waifu characters always maintains stoic composure, never loses spends 200$ on a fight stick that only works on one system on the entry fee than plavs on whateve cont with the console donates all winnings to charity because the thrill of winning is all he needs roller comes No self confidence, doesn't even Bets it all on 50/50's and always guesses right attempt mixups of UO any kind solo mains Peacock as good at real martial arts as he is at fighting games gets all his fighting moves from the games he plays pretends to hadoken IRL

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The Virgin Existentialist vs. The Chad Absurdist

The VIrgln Exlstentlallst The Chad Absurdlst stays inside all day, left his gf cause my feels and voluntarily chose the virgin life takes leaps of faith to sidestep any seriouS epistemological inquiry sleeps with all kinds of thots doesn't rely on "God" to provide meaning, only himself writes dry theses no one wants to read smokes crazy cigarettes but never coughs Writes literature people actually want to read probably goes to church lmad delicate androgynous wiry pretty boy believes he's enlightened causee some vision of God he had on a DMT trip made him feelz good Imao serial adulterer cause the chains of monogamy repress the individual Drives his car even when he already bought a train ticket, just for fun
The VIrgln Exlstentlallst The Chad Absurdlst stays inside all day, left his gf cause my feels and voluntarily chose the virgin life takes leaps of faith to sidestep any seriouS epistemological inquiry sleeps with all kinds of thots doesn't rely on "God" to provide meaning, only himself writes dry theses no one wants to read smokes crazy cigarettes but never coughs Writes literature people actually want to read probably goes to church lmad delicate androgynous wiry pretty boy believes he's enlightened causee some vision of God he had on a DMT trip made him feelz good Imao serial adulterer cause the chains of monogamy repress the individual Drives his car even when he already bought a train ticket, just for fun

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The Virgin Attempt vs The Chad Conquest

The Virgin Attempt" Took him months to build up the courage to talk to her First time he has ever spoken to a girl Until now he has just stared at her across the room, then looked away quickly Too anxious to make conversation Sweat dripping, can't stop fidgeting Still can't maintain eye contact Girl is just being polite, not really paying attention Doesn't realise he's out of his league Gets her number but is too scared to call her afterwards Has masturbated over this waifu many times Will inevitably end up rejected Has never beern rejected by a woman in his life The Chad Conquest Loves conversation but quickly turns it to action worth as a person Will have a woman in bed within five minutes of meeting her, without fail Has zero regard for her Makes no attempt to remember her name Hollywood consults him for one-liners Doesn't respect women, he just has sex with them Has enough girls' numbers to publish a full-size phone book The Richter scale was invented with him in mind Throws her out as soon as he finishes
The Virgin Attempt" Took him months to build up the courage to talk to her First time he has ever spoken to a girl Until now he has just stared at her across the room, then looked away quickly Too anxious to make conversation Sweat dripping, can't stop fidgeting Still can't maintain eye contact Girl is just being polite, not really paying attention Doesn't realise he's out of his league Gets her number but is too scared to call her afterwards Has masturbated over this waifu many times Will inevitably end up rejected Has never beern rejected by a woman in his life The Chad Conquest Loves conversation but quickly turns it to action worth as a person Will have a woman in bed within five minutes of meeting her, without fail Has zero regard for her Makes no attempt to remember her name Hollywood consults him for one-liners Doesn't respect women, he just has sex with them Has enough girls' numbers to publish a full-size phone book The Richter scale was invented with him in mind Throws her out as soon as he finishes

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Which are you?

THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS WHICH /T、シ YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN.IN IN YOUR TRAM. IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.
THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS WHICH /T、シ YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN.IN IN YOUR TRAM. IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.

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The Virgin Centrist vs. The Chad Extremist

Authoritarian HATES RICH PEOPLE HATES DEMOGRACY 00000001 LOVES FREE GOVERNMENT MARKETS itarian Autho FR ft Rig HELICOPTER HATES DEGENERACY RIDES FREE GULAG TRIPS LOVES IMPERIALISM Economic Economic- Left Right ATES GOVERNMENT HATES POOR PEOPLE LOVES DRUGS LOVER FREE arian MARKE HATES RICH PEOPLE HATES GOVERNMENT LOVES MINORITIES LOVES MONEY Libertarianun
Authoritarian HATES RICH PEOPLE HATES DEMOGRACY 00000001 LOVES FREE GOVERNMENT MARKETS itarian Autho FR ft Rig HELICOPTER HATES DEGENERACY RIDES FREE GULAG TRIPS LOVES IMPERIALISM Economic Economic- Left Right ATES GOVERNMENT HATES POOR PEOPLE LOVES DRUGS LOVER FREE arian MARKE HATES RICH PEOPLE HATES GOVERNMENT LOVES MINORITIES LOVES MONEY Libertarianun

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The Virgin 20XX versus Chadton Falcon

The Virgin 20XX" Chadton Falcon taunt game bottom tier not afraid to ask to see your moves, he knows his are better spends all his spare time practicing shines and short hops mains a furry falcon punch ALWAYS connects lasers don't even have knockback world's best abs uncomfortably rigid and robotic while playing, only his fingers move comes to torunaments hyped up on red bul louder than the commentators while playing the knee uses down+b for everytihing goes for the disrespect badass gold Talcon boots that burst into flames s------ass space boots
The Virgin 20XX" Chadton Falcon taunt game bottom tier not afraid to ask to see your moves, he knows his are better spends all his spare time practicing shines and short hops mains a furry falcon punch ALWAYS connects lasers don't even have knockback world's best abs uncomfortably rigid and robotic while playing, only his fingers move comes to torunaments hyped up on red bul louder than the commentators while playing the knee uses down+b for everytihing goes for the disrespect badass gold Talcon boots that burst into flames s------ass space boots

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Virgin-Chad Toyota War

THE CHAD MILITIA ㅡㅡ The Virgin Armored Lives in a country cucked Division His country is literally named Fathered several children, supports none CHAD Wife is probably in Gaddafi's Harem by dictatorship Governed by a dictator Led by a freedom fighter Unimaginatively follows dressed in a drag western strategy & tactics Led by officers promoted via nepotism and sucking Gaddafi's d--- Concocts cunning strategies & tactics despite material disadvantage Libyan arab girls love the bbc anded by someone tougher and meane an him Thinks oil money can buy military competence Military competence hon Fights in the open despite material disadvantage Uses any weapon available and straps them to his truck Soviet strategy & tactics the battlefield Loses to thugs in ickup trucks Uniforms lol Dresses comfily for the fight Slavshit MILAN ATGMs Trained by actual combat experience Isn't even properly traine Chases ais foes back to their own Relies on armor for protection y h lazy officers Relies on speed and high mobility to always be on the offensive coun Flees and abandons his post at the first sign of trouble Enemies are so scared of him they flee into their own land mines Deployed Forces: LOsses: 1,0 Deployed Forces: 90,000 Losses: 7,500 KIA, 1,000 POW, 800 Tanks and APCs destroyed, 28 Aircraft shot down 28,000 No PoWs, getting captured is for p------ Admitting injuries also for p------
THE CHAD MILITIA ㅡㅡ The Virgin Armored Lives in a country cucked Division His country is literally named Fathered several children, supports none CHAD Wife is probably in Gaddafi's Harem by dictatorship Governed by a dictator Led by a freedom fighter Unimaginatively follows dressed in a drag western strategy & tactics Led by officers promoted via nepotism and sucking Gaddafi's d--- Concocts cunning strategies & tactics despite material disadvantage Libyan arab girls love the bbc anded by someone tougher and meane an him Thinks oil money can buy military competence Military competence hon Fights in the open despite material disadvantage Uses any weapon available and straps them to his truck Soviet strategy & tactics the battlefield Loses to thugs in ickup trucks Uniforms lol Dresses comfily for the fight Slavshit MILAN ATGMs Trained by actual combat experience Isn't even properly traine Chases ais foes back to their own Relies on armor for protection y h lazy officers Relies on speed and high mobility to always be on the offensive coun Flees and abandons his post at the first sign of trouble Enemies are so scared of him they flee into their own land mines Deployed Forces: LOsses: 1,0 Deployed Forces: 90,000 Losses: 7,500 KIA, 1,000 POW, 800 Tanks and APCs destroyed, 28 Aircraft shot down 28,000 No PoWs, getting captured is for p------ Admitting injuries also for p------

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Mistakes into Miracles

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The Virgin Death Watch and the Chad True Mandalorian

The Virgin Death Watch The Chad True Mandalorian Uses s----- helmet with edgy spikes just to be contrarian Uses time-tested Shocktrooper helmet popularized by Mandalore the Uniter himself Strict adherence to the Supercommando Codex massacres ciViians WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS follows Vizsla, who's just butthurt he didn't get to be Mand'alor bad posture from having zero discipline follows the legendary Jaster Mereel, who would shape the path of the Mandalorians for generations Fit from working on a farm on Concord Dawn can barely afford durasteel plates armor forged from pure beskar LARPs that he's a Neo-Crusader, wanting to launch another catastrophic war Codpiece can barely contain rugame has an iteration in the boring canon continuity believes in a brighter future for the Mando'ade exists solely in the beautiful legends continuity
The Virgin Death Watch The Chad True Mandalorian Uses s----- helmet with edgy spikes just to be contrarian Uses time-tested Shocktrooper helmet popularized by Mandalore the Uniter himself Strict adherence to the Supercommando Codex massacres ciViians WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS follows Vizsla, who's just butthurt he didn't get to be Mand'alor bad posture from having zero discipline follows the legendary Jaster Mereel, who would shape the path of the Mandalorians for generations Fit from working on a farm on Concord Dawn can barely afford durasteel plates armor forged from pure beskar LARPs that he's a Neo-Crusader, wanting to launch another catastrophic war Codpiece can barely contain rugame has an iteration in the boring canon continuity believes in a brighter future for the Mando'ade exists solely in the beautiful legends continuity

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The CHAD cynicism

THE CHAD CYNICISM Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public The virgin STOICISM Live in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a 'featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Take s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight
THE CHAD CYNICISM Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public The virgin STOICISM Live in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a 'featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Take s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight

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DS vs Factorio

Weird (in bad way) hair Spelunker helmet for maximum safety "The Virgin Starver" THE CHAD ENGINEER No fear Maximum he can do is connect some twigs and straw Afraid of darkness Preise usingDetermi Killing swarms of insane giant bugs with handmade weapons Precise using of instruments Primitive gatherer Always hungry NO USEFULL Grows beard not to get hypothermia THINGS Working even with radioactive and toxic materials Always ready to work Maintains normal health while eats only well cooked food Heals by eating living fish Practical working suit for any weathers Does dirty jobs wearing formal cloth Can hardly fights of spiders with a stone spear Constructs begemoth hightech selfconstructing facilities for all needs Preparing planet for colonists All he dreams about is leaving the island Capable of carring few hundreds buildings
Weird (in bad way) hair Spelunker helmet for maximum safety "The Virgin Starver" THE CHAD ENGINEER No fear Maximum he can do is connect some twigs and straw Afraid of darkness Preise usingDetermi Killing swarms of insane giant bugs with handmade weapons Precise using of instruments Primitive gatherer Always hungry NO USEFULL Grows beard not to get hypothermia THINGS Working even with radioactive and toxic materials Always ready to work Maintains normal health while eats only well cooked food Heals by eating living fish Practical working suit for any weathers Does dirty jobs wearing formal cloth Can hardly fights of spiders with a stone spear Constructs begemoth hightech selfconstructing facilities for all needs Preparing planet for colonists All he dreams about is leaving the island Capable of carring few hundreds buildings

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