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Boring dialogue by the The Virgin Sorols same three voice actors Forged in the Ottoman Empire under the oversight of none other than Mehmed II himself Rich and lore-telling story revealed through epic pages of silent reading CHADBAND Literally always surrounded by soldiers and heroes, is never alone Can only take one soulless companion, most of game is spent alone in the woods Cobbled together by a lying manlet in America Slaughters hundreds of enemies and enslaves the survivors: just another day in Calradia Kills five bandits, considered largest battle in game Default as the "chosen one" and have your hand held as the good guy throughout the entire game Sequel is the most hyped up event in human history No sequel in sight, no one would care if there was one Total freedom of choice develop own story and decisions, no moral endgoal but play as hero anyways More depth than the ocean economy, relationships, royal marriages, interfaction relations Game goes stale 30 minutes in playtime feels like a chore Boring and clunky combat segments that are cluttered with pointless magic Combat is engaging and fast-paced, magic is for Every replay is different, fresher than slaughtered beef Even poorly-made sex mods cant save the letdowr The only slavery in the game is that of the player, forced into dumb quest lines by hearing dialogue alone Human trafficking absorb enemies into your own warparty Vanilla is premium, mods not necessary but are creatively thought out and truly game-changing Have to walk virtually everywhere Never without a trusty steed Textures look like a------ on highest settings, has to be re released to look even half-resolution Low-resolution is a deliberate style everyone loves it anyways Can't find an objective even with a wimpy pointer Hunts down a single looter by Borcha alone
Boring dialogue by the The Virgin Sorols same three voice actors Forged in the Ottoman Empire under the oversight of none other than Mehmed II himself Rich and lore-telling story revealed through epic pages of silent reading CHADBAND Literally always surrounded by soldiers and heroes, is never alone Can only take one soulless companion, most of game is spent alone in the woods Cobbled together by a lying manlet in America Slaughters hundreds of enemies and enslaves the survivors: just another day in Calradia Kills five bandits, considered largest battle in game Default as the "chosen one" and have your hand held as the good guy throughout the entire game Sequel is the most hyped up event in human history No sequel in sight, no one would care if there was one Total freedom of choice develop own story and decisions, no moral endgoal but play as hero anyways More depth than the ocean economy, relationships, royal marriages, interfaction relations Game goes stale 30 minutes in playtime feels like a chore Boring and clunky combat segments that are cluttered with pointless magic Combat is engaging and fast-paced, magic is for Every replay is different, fresher than slaughtered beef Even poorly-made sex mods cant save the letdowr The only slavery in the game is that of the player, forced into dumb quest lines by hearing dialogue alone Human trafficking absorb enemies into your own warparty Vanilla is premium, mods not necessary but are creatively thought out and truly game-changing Have to walk virtually everywhere Never without a trusty steed Textures look like a------ on highest settings, has to be re released to look even half-resolution Low-resolution is a deliberate style everyone loves it anyways Can't find an objective even with a wimpy pointer Hunts down a single looter by Borcha alone

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The Chad Bege

Can make a fedora look cool he Virgin Black Leg HE CHAD 'GANG' BEGE Curly eyebrows Joined Big Mom Pirates just to betray them later Only member of his family that wasn't born with Smokes a lame c-------- Has an arsenal inside his body at all times superpowers Smokes a manly Cigar Absurdly high blood pressure Embarassing wanted posters Can shoot bullets from his hands but uses a pistol to shoot Oven anvwav Had one chance to kill a guy to get a devil fruit power but wimped out because he groped Nami first or somethingg Probably gonna get lung cancer someday 300 Mil bounty. Is the best Supernova and doesn't have a tragic backstory Can't even throw a punch Has one of those fancy admiral type coats Has probably never had sex 177 mil bounty Post timeskip not even a supernova Has one of the most unique and powerful paramecia types in the series Would lose a race to a skeleton Won't kick a woman, even if she's actively attacking him Hobbies Include Decorating himself with pictures of himself Being a loving husband and father Killing rivals just to watch their organizations crumble Making WCI have a bath scene with Nami and Carrot Taking care of his adorable son Chopping off animals' heads Has had sex and can actually prove it Abilities Include: Being a pervert Cooking Walking on air Massive Nosebleeds Daddy issues Spicy Foot Two year training was running from cross-dressers Oldest supernova, doesn't have time for angst like Kid and Law
Can make a fedora look cool he Virgin Black Leg HE CHAD 'GANG' BEGE Curly eyebrows Joined Big Mom Pirates just to betray them later Only member of his family that wasn't born with Smokes a lame c-------- Has an arsenal inside his body at all times superpowers Smokes a manly Cigar Absurdly high blood pressure Embarassing wanted posters Can shoot bullets from his hands but uses a pistol to shoot Oven anvwav Had one chance to kill a guy to get a devil fruit power but wimped out because he groped Nami first or somethingg Probably gonna get lung cancer someday 300 Mil bounty. Is the best Supernova and doesn't have a tragic backstory Can't even throw a punch Has one of those fancy admiral type coats Has probably never had sex 177 mil bounty Post timeskip not even a supernova Has one of the most unique and powerful paramecia types in the series Would lose a race to a skeleton Won't kick a woman, even if she's actively attacking him Hobbies Include Decorating himself with pictures of himself Being a loving husband and father Killing rivals just to watch their organizations crumble Making WCI have a bath scene with Nami and Carrot Taking care of his adorable son Chopping off animals' heads Has had sex and can actually prove it Abilities Include: Being a pervert Cooking Walking on air Massive Nosebleeds Daddy issues Spicy Foot Two year training was running from cross-dressers Oldest supernova, doesn't have time for angst like Kid and Law

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Chad Goethe

It was during this period that Goethe began to fling both his arms around whenever he went for a walk- provoking alarmed glances from his neighbours. He had discovered, he finally explained to a friend, that this exaggerated swinging of one's arms was a remnant fro the four-legged anima and therefore one of the proofs that animals and humans had a common ancestor. Thats how I walk more naturally, he said, and couldn't have cared less if Weimar society regarded this が14 The Goethe Stride @neemes
It was during this period that Goethe began to fling both his arms around whenever he went for a walk- provoking alarmed glances from his neighbours. He had discovered, he finally explained to a friend, that this exaggerated swinging of one's arms was a remnant fro the four-legged anima and therefore one of the proofs that animals and humans had a common ancestor. Thats how I walk more naturally, he said, and couldn't have cared less if Weimar society regarded this が14 The Goethe Stride @neemes

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Knife Party vs Pendulum

Virgin Party Chadelum Has Rob Swire's angelic vocals Gay Logo Epic and Original tunes Rips off Skrillex Doesn't use Rob Swire's vocals Forgettable tunes Created the highest selling Drum and Bass album of all time Doesn't use real instruments Use real Instruments Awesome Logo Songs could only be enjoyed for Ironic meming purposes Songs could be enjoyed ironically AND unironically Has worked with Steve Aoki Collaborates with many talanted artists
Virgin Party Chadelum Has Rob Swire's angelic vocals Gay Logo Epic and Original tunes Rips off Skrillex Doesn't use Rob Swire's vocals Forgettable tunes Created the highest selling Drum and Bass album of all time Doesn't use real instruments Use real Instruments Awesome Logo Songs could only be enjoyed for Ironic meming purposes Songs could be enjoyed ironically AND unironically Has worked with Steve Aoki Collaborates with many talanted artists

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The main point is that one got S2 animated by Madhouse and the other did not, I think

one virgin man chad overlord plans 10000 years ahead pimping pointy long shoulder pads because f--- you people hate him supreme being who's every word has the weight of god becaus he is one is super strong but is- bald and has no social all women want a strong male wears superhero suit so he can feel manly no girls fanclub has tiny apartment and is near broke cares for his bros a family his only subordinate is a f------ jobber his property is the world, even the sky is his property the onememe fad wears off but he stil goes on styling purple robe but leaves room to show off the goods uses bitches as a chair lose to an average man in videogames S2 by JC cuts the strings from all the puppets S2 by MADHOUSE
one virgin man chad overlord plans 10000 years ahead pimping pointy long shoulder pads because f--- you people hate him supreme being who's every word has the weight of god becaus he is one is super strong but is- bald and has no social all women want a strong male wears superhero suit so he can feel manly no girls fanclub has tiny apartment and is near broke cares for his bros a family his only subordinate is a f------ jobber his property is the world, even the sky is his property the onememe fad wears off but he stil goes on styling purple robe but leaves room to show off the goods uses bitches as a chair lose to an average man in videogames S2 by JC cuts the strings from all the puppets S2 by MADHOUSE

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The 4Chan Shitposter

The Virgin baiter ie Chad Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:46:18 No.97 181406 ﹀ 6461 6843.gif土(613 KB. 160x160) google yandex iddb wait Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:48:44 No.971 81474-' >>97181374 (0 never get tired of this oh so epic meme, never fails to make me XD even Imfao'd once haha, carry on sirs > Thwip! THWIP
The Virgin baiter ie Chad Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:46:18 No.97 181406 ﹀ 6461 6843.gif土(613 KB. 160x160) google yandex iddb wait Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:48:44 No.971 81474-' >>97181374 (0 never get tired of this oh so epic meme, never fails to make me XD even Imfao'd once haha, carry on sirs > Thwip! THWIP

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The Virg-Infinite vs Chad Mephiles

The Virg-infinite The Chad Mephiles Mystical theme Successfully killed Sonic Doesn't look threatening Needs a gem for powers Looks threatening Defeated Sonic but let him live Has god-like powers Takes orders from Eggman Dumb edgy theme Doesn't take orders
The Virg-infinite The Chad Mephiles Mystical theme Successfully killed Sonic Doesn't look threatening Needs a gem for powers Looks threatening Defeated Sonic but let him live Has god-like powers Takes orders from Eggman Dumb edgy theme Doesn't take orders

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The Virgin Mad titan vs The Chad Lord of apokolips

THE VIRGIN MAD TITAN THE CHAD LORD OF APOKOLIPS Beaten by Squirrel Girl Voiced by Weird Al in TTGO! Cant defeat Batman Defeat Batman AND the JLA Needs gems to be powerful Only leader of 6 aliens Can appear in a movie at any moment lts a F------ God Only kills to smash Leader of a whole dimmension He has to wait 10 years to appear in a movie. He can shot Laser from his eyes Dont needs nothing to be powerful He killed his own species Kills to conquer (and maybe fun) Hates every single creature
THE VIRGIN MAD TITAN THE CHAD LORD OF APOKOLIPS Beaten by Squirrel Girl Voiced by Weird Al in TTGO! Cant defeat Batman Defeat Batman AND the JLA Needs gems to be powerful Only leader of 6 aliens Can appear in a movie at any moment lts a F------ God Only kills to smash Leader of a whole dimmension He has to wait 10 years to appear in a movie. He can shot Laser from his eyes Dont needs nothing to be powerful He killed his own species Kills to conquer (and maybe fun) Hates every single creature

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IRL Chad


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Chad Kaiser vs Virgin Fuhrer

The Virgin Fuhrer The Chad Kaiser VS Moustache as big as his d--- Beard as gracious as his chest Born to rule Totalitarian crybaby who had tantrums when he did not get his way Not born to rule Fathered four beautiful children. Corporal Wanted the germans to perpetuate the A---- race, yet had no offspring of his own Relentless pragmatist who always sought to make compromise Ruled for 12 years Field Marshal Ruled for 67 years 치s* a powerhungry politician Protected citizens from power hungry politicians Committed suicide to escape blame Ruled until death by natural causes Universally hated by everyone Loved by his people respected by all, still missed to this day Felt insecure about other nationalities Other nationalities felt secure due to him
The Virgin Fuhrer The Chad Kaiser VS Moustache as big as his d--- Beard as gracious as his chest Born to rule Totalitarian crybaby who had tantrums when he did not get his way Not born to rule Fathered four beautiful children. Corporal Wanted the germans to perpetuate the A---- race, yet had no offspring of his own Relentless pragmatist who always sought to make compromise Ruled for 12 years Field Marshal Ruled for 67 years 치s* a powerhungry politician Protected citizens from power hungry politicians Committed suicide to escape blame Ruled until death by natural causes Universally hated by everyone Loved by his people respected by all, still missed to this day Felt insecure about other nationalities Other nationalities felt secure due to him

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Undertale VS Lisa.

The Virgin RPG Where Nobody Has To Die The Chad Painful RPG Tackles taboo, uncomfortable themes like r--- abuse, and substance addiction and doesn't sugar coat it Goes on a nightmarish quest to save his adopted daughter from old perverts, while battling inner demons and addictions along the way Fell down a f------ hole Looks like he was dressed by Chris Chan Entire game is a hallway and can be finished in two hours Will f------ decimate anyone who even looks at him wrong Too much of a p---- to fight, wants to be friends withh everyone, even his would be killers Game world is rich and explorative, with hours of content Fights using children's toys Wears a badass poncho "Choices" consist of defending yourself with the strength of a dying lamb and being guilted for two hours, or doing nothing and "befriending" a group of loser misfits Choices consist of losing limbs, sacrificing valuable team mates, losing valuable items, giving in to drug addiction, and more Fake deep "themes" about how everyone should be friends Uses karate and f------ ireballs to fight, even with no arms Creator didn't even bother finishing hard mode Art looks like it was made by a toddler with parkinsons Brutal as f--- hard mode that rewards you with an alternate ending, more lore, and alternate boss fights Art tastefully inspired by Earthbound, but actually with effort and a unique charm
The Virgin RPG Where Nobody Has To Die The Chad Painful RPG Tackles taboo, uncomfortable themes like r--- abuse, and substance addiction and doesn't sugar coat it Goes on a nightmarish quest to save his adopted daughter from old perverts, while battling inner demons and addictions along the way Fell down a f------ hole Looks like he was dressed by Chris Chan Entire game is a hallway and can be finished in two hours Will f------ decimate anyone who even looks at him wrong Too much of a p---- to fight, wants to be friends withh everyone, even his would be killers Game world is rich and explorative, with hours of content Fights using children's toys Wears a badass poncho "Choices" consist of defending yourself with the strength of a dying lamb and being guilted for two hours, or doing nothing and "befriending" a group of loser misfits Choices consist of losing limbs, sacrificing valuable team mates, losing valuable items, giving in to drug addiction, and more Fake deep "themes" about how everyone should be friends Uses karate and f------ ireballs to fight, even with no arms Creator didn't even bother finishing hard mode Art looks like it was made by a toddler with parkinsons Brutal as f--- hard mode that rewards you with an alternate ending, more lore, and alternate boss fights Art tastefully inspired by Earthbound, but actually with effort and a unique charm

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Parappa the Cuck

The Virgin RapperMites ha The Joe Chad Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques Constantly daydreaming Dumb hat Does not register the emotions or feelings of others at all Has never heard a rap song in his entire life Back slouched Shouts catchphrase aloud even if no one else is around Arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways Stiff, paper-thin arms Janky movement Struggles to even hold a microphone Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Back straighter than his sexual orientation Walking hindered by baggy pants literally can only move legs sideways due to artstyle Wasn't even designed with a tail (yet fanbase constantly draws one) Dresses like a high schooler yet runs his own businesses Walks too fast towards nearest gas station toilet Pants and shoes fused together where one ends and the other begins is a mystery
The Virgin RapperMites ha The Joe Chad Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques Constantly daydreaming Dumb hat Does not register the emotions or feelings of others at all Has never heard a rap song in his entire life Back slouched Shouts catchphrase aloud even if no one else is around Arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways Stiff, paper-thin arms Janky movement Struggles to even hold a microphone Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Back straighter than his sexual orientation Walking hindered by baggy pants literally can only move legs sideways due to artstyle Wasn't even designed with a tail (yet fanbase constantly draws one) Dresses like a high schooler yet runs his own businesses Walks too fast towards nearest gas station toilet Pants and shoes fused together where one ends and the other begins is a mystery

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Prove me wrong

THE VIRGIN BAYFORMER THE CHAD PONY PRINCESS cute little horse with has to turn into a truck so that the humans don't kill him spends three movies protecting wings and a boopable snout Shia LaBeouf's whiny ass doesn't have to hide who she is shoots Sentinel Prime point-blank while ignoring his pleas for mercy ugly walking pile of scrap metal with s----- fire decals saves Tempest Shadow's life out of the kindness of her heart always brooding and humorless absolutely adorabl voice spends seven seasons and a movie hanging out with her friends and saving the world has never read a book in his life fans hate him because he isn't the original 1980s version would die for her friends ever the optimist with a sarcastic sense of humor brutally murders his enemies furns her enemieS doesn'T care when his into her friends teammates die easily brainwashed by some weird space lady snapped her friends out of being brainwashed by Q from Star Trek fights an endless war over a giant metal cube fans love her because her show is an improvment over its earlier incarnations sounds like your chainsmoking grandpa fights for her friends loves to read books
THE VIRGIN BAYFORMER THE CHAD PONY PRINCESS cute little horse with has to turn into a truck so that the humans don't kill him spends three movies protecting wings and a boopable snout Shia LaBeouf's whiny ass doesn't have to hide who she is shoots Sentinel Prime point-blank while ignoring his pleas for mercy ugly walking pile of scrap metal with s----- fire decals saves Tempest Shadow's life out of the kindness of her heart always brooding and humorless absolutely adorabl voice spends seven seasons and a movie hanging out with her friends and saving the world has never read a book in his life fans hate him because he isn't the original 1980s version would die for her friends ever the optimist with a sarcastic sense of humor brutally murders his enemies furns her enemieS doesn'T care when his into her friends teammates die easily brainwashed by some weird space lady snapped her friends out of being brainwashed by Q from Star Trek fights an endless war over a giant metal cube fans love her because her show is an improvment over its earlier incarnations sounds like your chainsmoking grandpa fights for her friends loves to read books

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The "Chad" Yaoi and Yuri

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Virgin Japanese MC vs. Chad Chinaman

THE CHAD CHINAMAN THE VIRGIN JAPANESE MC cold gleam in eyes, about to murder billions of people isekai OUTBYTHEROOTS tsundere waifus, will be physically assaulted and let it happen never tricked, intelligence too high jade like skin literally zero impurities constantly misses home and bitches about it died a 40 year old virgin imperial aura can reach back in time and kill your family nine generations before you were born weird hair colour to be "unique" will cripple at a moment's notice video game powers dao of the sword can break every fundamental law you can think of and more kowtow before this daddy s----- walmart sword, comprehension of sword skills too low to understand how s--- it is if reincarnated, does not bitch and quickly decides to become the strongest being to ever exist only grabs t------ accidentally never even heard of video games manlet clothes formed from pure skill could have literally any woman in the world, turns them down due to high standards cannot reach the apex loads of useless powers, still laughed at by peers stable foundation, unshakeable by experts many stages above romance subplut goes nowhere because readers too autistic to recognise a real relationship either gets one brilliant waifu he never leaves, or all of them luck to make the heavens jealous, has every cheat item before he even starts cultivating r--- is a battle tactic has no personality traits, designed to get s----- neets to like him all the women in his life mock and deride him, he dislikes this yet does nothing builds reputation on the back of billions of corpses billions of swords, uses hands returns kindness and emnity 10x over his story has been written so many times that he becomes a monster due to lack of author ideas banned from actual story contests due to prevalence of s--- fully grown at 10, keeps growing anyway every power you can think of, uses all of them
THE CHAD CHINAMAN THE VIRGIN JAPANESE MC cold gleam in eyes, about to murder billions of people isekai OUTBYTHEROOTS tsundere waifus, will be physically assaulted and let it happen never tricked, intelligence too high jade like skin literally zero impurities constantly misses home and bitches about it died a 40 year old virgin imperial aura can reach back in time and kill your family nine generations before you were born weird hair colour to be "unique" will cripple at a moment's notice video game powers dao of the sword can break every fundamental law you can think of and more kowtow before this daddy s----- walmart sword, comprehension of sword skills too low to understand how s--- it is if reincarnated, does not bitch and quickly decides to become the strongest being to ever exist only grabs t------ accidentally never even heard of video games manlet clothes formed from pure skill could have literally any woman in the world, turns them down due to high standards cannot reach the apex loads of useless powers, still laughed at by peers stable foundation, unshakeable by experts many stages above romance subplut goes nowhere because readers too autistic to recognise a real relationship either gets one brilliant waifu he never leaves, or all of them luck to make the heavens jealous, has every cheat item before he even starts cultivating r--- is a battle tactic has no personality traits, designed to get s----- neets to like him all the women in his life mock and deride him, he dislikes this yet does nothing builds reputation on the back of billions of corpses billions of swords, uses hands returns kindness and emnity 10x over his story has been written so many times that he becomes a monster due to lack of author ideas banned from actual story contests due to prevalence of s--- fully grown at 10, keeps growing anyway every power you can think of, uses all of them

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The Chad MEGAS

The Virgin Mecha The Chad MEGAS Relies on weak weeb weapons Piloted by a total Chad Bad ass muscle car for a head Often struggles to beat even a single mech Built wih bad posture Destroys entire armies with ease Straight outta Jersey Built with triple folded steel because it's steel is inferior Paint job bland and uninteresting Flame paint job makes it go faster Nearly invincible Powerful jumpjets Piloted by a low T beta Easily repaired with meer ducktape Has never seen a weeb in it's life
The Virgin Mecha The Chad MEGAS Relies on weak weeb weapons Piloted by a total Chad Bad ass muscle car for a head Often struggles to beat even a single mech Built wih bad posture Destroys entire armies with ease Straight outta Jersey Built with triple folded steel because it's steel is inferior Paint job bland and uninteresting Flame paint job makes it go faster Nearly invincible Powerful jumpjets Piloted by a low T beta Easily repaired with meer ducktape Has never seen a weeb in it's life

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The Vigin Despoiler versus The Chadian Guardsman

the virgin "despoiler THE CHADIAN GUARDSMAN has launched 13 Black Crusades each one a bigger failure than the last weird hair armed by his righteous fury protected by his unshakeable devotion to the Emperor 17 years old alerady a grizzled veteran CADIA STANDS spends centuries uniting the warring forces of chaos, only to be crushed by the Chadians hasn't won a war in ten thousand years killed a berzerker witha shovel doesn't fear death knows 10 men will take his place the Gods haven't turned him into a chaos spawn yet out led by the greatest commanders of the Imperium unattractive pale skin from years in the warp of executed his own comissar for cowardice strong body from years of training protected by ornate plot armour a mere nuisance to the imperium the planet broke before he did
the virgin "despoiler THE CHADIAN GUARDSMAN has launched 13 Black Crusades each one a bigger failure than the last weird hair armed by his righteous fury protected by his unshakeable devotion to the Emperor 17 years old alerady a grizzled veteran CADIA STANDS spends centuries uniting the warring forces of chaos, only to be crushed by the Chadians hasn't won a war in ten thousand years killed a berzerker witha shovel doesn't fear death knows 10 men will take his place the Gods haven't turned him into a chaos spawn yet out led by the greatest commanders of the Imperium unattractive pale skin from years in the warp of executed his own comissar for cowardice strong body from years of training protected by ornate plot armour a mere nuisance to the imperium the planet broke before he did

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Virgin lackey vs CHAD BOUNTY HUNTER

the virgin lacke THE CHAD BOUNTY HUNTER Hides face in bucket Keeps beautiful face in view at all times Sneaks around Looks prey in the eyes Once fought Vader to a standstill Died in a hole despite wearing a jetpack Armour due to fear of being shot Not even a whole cape Takes blaster shots to the chest in stride Dull colour scheme Vader's whipping boy Stylish orange vest Kneepads in case of scraped knees Flashy colours, man of taste Well exercised feet from constant activity Sore feet from standing around doing nothing Balls of steel Needed Empire's help to catch a single target. Confronts Han Solo alone.
the virgin lacke THE CHAD BOUNTY HUNTER Hides face in bucket Keeps beautiful face in view at all times Sneaks around Looks prey in the eyes Once fought Vader to a standstill Died in a hole despite wearing a jetpack Armour due to fear of being shot Not even a whole cape Takes blaster shots to the chest in stride Dull colour scheme Vader's whipping boy Stylish orange vest Kneepads in case of scraped knees Flashy colours, man of taste Well exercised feet from constant activity Sore feet from standing around doing nothing Balls of steel Needed Empire's help to catch a single target. Confronts Han Solo alone.

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Spooky

THE VIRGIN TALL SKINNY MAN THE POLYHEDRON CHAD His only location are the woods. He can be everywhere. A pyramid shaped head is dumb on paper and yet he manages to look creepy anyway. Brings nothing new with having no face. Has a m------------ giant knife, *a spear and great strenght. Lives up to his name but still has an unappealing design More buffed and ripped with each installment. Still popular and iconic to this day. Spooky tentacles. Sloppy and stiff position. Can kill everyone and everything but only if it's necessary Can't catch you even with teleportation. Unintentionally manages to show off his abs Mostly kills children for the hell of it. Still respected to this day,even with the fan girls and the god forsaken p--- of himself. Stopped being relevant for years Slow as hell and stillI capable to reach you. Even with all the lore and backstory,he's just an alternate version of the boogeyman. Lore filled of symbolism and allegory making him anything but evil and overall deep. Reputation destroyed by the fan girls and Youtube gaming channels. Relies on jumpscares. His own presence makes everyone s--- their pants.
THE VIRGIN TALL SKINNY MAN THE POLYHEDRON CHAD His only location are the woods. He can be everywhere. A pyramid shaped head is dumb on paper and yet he manages to look creepy anyway. Brings nothing new with having no face. Has a m------------ giant knife, *a spear and great strenght. Lives up to his name but still has an unappealing design More buffed and ripped with each installment. Still popular and iconic to this day. Spooky tentacles. Sloppy and stiff position. Can kill everyone and everything but only if it's necessary Can't catch you even with teleportation. Unintentionally manages to show off his abs Mostly kills children for the hell of it. Still respected to this day,even with the fan girls and the god forsaken p--- of himself. Stopped being relevant for years Slow as hell and stillI capable to reach you. Even with all the lore and backstory,he's just an alternate version of the boogeyman. Lore filled of symbolism and allegory making him anything but evil and overall deep. Reputation destroyed by the fan girls and Youtube gaming channels. Relies on jumpscares. His own presence makes everyone s--- their pants.

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When memes become reality.

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theguardian Since breaking up with my girlfriend, I worry I will never find another partner I am plagued by a sense that my loneliness might be terminal and that love and romance will pass me by. Annalisa Barbieri advises a reader THEGUARDIAN.COM

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