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The Mysterious Mr. Virgin Chad-Pizza RebelTaxi Gets mad at people who have different opinions than his. Meets people in the cartoon industry andhas them on his podcast Reviews cartoons for the morals. Likes goths. Got a writer harassed on Twitter for making a Spongebob episode. Has a not so creative idea for a cartoon that couldnt work as a series. Makes a cool and unny webcomi Loki IRL that could be a cartoon series on Adult Swinm Helped to raise awareness and find Rude Removal Well researched reviews on animation.
The Mysterious Mr. Virgin Chad-Pizza RebelTaxi Gets mad at people who have different opinions than his. Meets people in the cartoon industry andhas them on his podcast Reviews cartoons for the morals. Likes goths. Got a writer harassed on Twitter for making a Spongebob episode. Has a not so creative idea for a cartoon that couldnt work as a series. Makes a cool and unny webcomi Loki IRL that could be a cartoon series on Adult Swinm Helped to raise awareness and find Rude Removal Well researched reviews on animation.

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Rise of the Virgin Raider v. Chad Raider Underworld

CHAD RAIDER UNDERWORLD RLSE T VIRGIN RADER same lara croft as before but is even better and can cope up within her croft manor team didn't actually need a film adaptation lara croft but portrayed as some generic female protaganist in any media of today. spawned a film reboot that pretty much nobody saw gets emotional but also pretty damn snarky.. ...she doesn't mind easily cries every time "brave strong" writing done correctly generic "brave strong" writing that actually easily gets betrayed uses an arrow for defense doesn't mind cucking out demigods can use any weapon of choice a more generic clone of john rambo and a s------- franchise known as the hunger games a more badass approach to indiana jones, james bond and x-men's logan uncharted but more boring better than uncharted 1 or 2 gets depressed about the death of her father during a shipwreck while being reminded about the death of her mother, still doesn't bother her as much too serious all the time can crack-up one-liners prior to her adventure
CHAD RAIDER UNDERWORLD RLSE T VIRGIN RADER same lara croft as before but is even better and can cope up within her croft manor team didn't actually need a film adaptation lara croft but portrayed as some generic female protaganist in any media of today. spawned a film reboot that pretty much nobody saw gets emotional but also pretty damn snarky.. ...she doesn't mind easily cries every time "brave strong" writing done correctly generic "brave strong" writing that actually easily gets betrayed uses an arrow for defense doesn't mind cucking out demigods can use any weapon of choice a more generic clone of john rambo and a s------- franchise known as the hunger games a more badass approach to indiana jones, james bond and x-men's logan uncharted but more boring better than uncharted 1 or 2 gets depressed about the death of her father during a shipwreck while being reminded about the death of her mother, still doesn't bother her as much too serious all the time can crack-up one-liners prior to her adventure

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Beast vs Gaston

THE VIRGIN BEAST THE CHAD GASTON Has literally never read a book in his life; too busy /<^> Has three hot blonde girlfriends and has gotten so much p---- that he has to challenge himself by going for an autistic bookworm to keep from getting bored Can't sing at all g----------- Has a library like a f------ nerd Only girl he's able to attract is a weird loner virginia Is not a prince, but is essentially the de facto leader of the town anyway based on how badass he is Women fawn over himm and consider themselves lucky to get noticed by him Has to force women to stay with him Has a whole song dedicatec to how awesome he is Nobody even knows who he is despite being a prince Looks like a gay femboy when he turns into a human Has biceps to spare Uses antlers in all of his decorating Servants only associate with him out of fear and obligation; girlfriend only likes him due to Stockholm syndrome
THE VIRGIN BEAST THE CHAD GASTON Has literally never read a book in his life; too busy /<^> Has three hot blonde girlfriends and has gotten so much p---- that he has to challenge himself by going for an autistic bookworm to keep from getting bored Can't sing at all g----------- Has a library like a f------ nerd Only girl he's able to attract is a weird loner virginia Is not a prince, but is essentially the de facto leader of the town anyway based on how badass he is Women fawn over himm and consider themselves lucky to get noticed by him Has to force women to stay with him Has a whole song dedicatec to how awesome he is Nobody even knows who he is despite being a prince Looks like a gay femboy when he turns into a human Has biceps to spare Uses antlers in all of his decorating Servants only associate with him out of fear and obligation; girlfriend only likes him due to Stockholm syndrome

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Pagan vs Knight

the virgin pagan THE CHAD KNIGHT prays for the rosary before battle two-handed sword covers his entire face out of shame and cowardice extremely humble> will be made a noble based on merit alone rides into battle under the banner of the LORD no chin whatsoever jawline as wears some stupid cape intimidating as his blade scribbled some blue lines on his chest to try and look cool prays for his enemies before battle takes great care of his horse tried to cast some spells against his enemies before battle, but still isn't confident he'll see victory lots of chainmail no protection for his body cut down with ease received the eucharist before battle, knows if he dies he'll be saved worships made-up sodomites relies on a shield really short sword goes to confession shield breaks after holding against one single swing wears a SKIRT always sees failure, except against other pagans and villagers understands that shields are for losers very pale, spends most of his time in the hut combat doesn't even really know what happens when he dies many children posture has the shield of the LORD, why would he need an actual useless hunk of metal or wood to protect him? kind of expects to have to fight for eternity or something?
the virgin pagan THE CHAD KNIGHT prays for the rosary before battle two-handed sword covers his entire face out of shame and cowardice extremely humble> will be made a noble based on merit alone rides into battle under the banner of the LORD no chin whatsoever jawline as wears some stupid cape intimidating as his blade scribbled some blue lines on his chest to try and look cool prays for his enemies before battle takes great care of his horse tried to cast some spells against his enemies before battle, but still isn't confident he'll see victory lots of chainmail no protection for his body cut down with ease received the eucharist before battle, knows if he dies he'll be saved worships made-up sodomites relies on a shield really short sword goes to confession shield breaks after holding against one single swing wears a SKIRT always sees failure, except against other pagans and villagers understands that shields are for losers very pale, spends most of his time in the hut combat doesn't even really know what happens when he dies many children posture has the shield of the LORD, why would he need an actual useless hunk of metal or wood to protect him? kind of expects to have to fight for eternity or something?

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Umgakpost by Single_Action_Army

THE VIRGIN WITCH HUNTER Rolls Greens after a full loot Nightmare Only uses melee to Scavenge for Repeater Handgun ammo Doesn't know you can block while reviving Better shot than the QoL bots Can defend both wells blindfolded Unlocked "Trials of the Foolhardy" alone Always dies with the Grim Sigmar laughs at his ineptitude Never found a hat and never will Goes for Blues on the Q&C board Agroes Strmvermin patrols for fun Can beat Cousin Okri in a Tavern Braw Walks around everywhere Picks up the second Grim when he's a hit from death holding block up, still Takes the speed potions to better run away from danger gets his ass kicked Uses Whites on Cata so he's actually challenged Can only complete "Black Powder" after wasting 20 barrels Overseen through the End Times by Sigmar himself Uses the warding trinkets to mitigate damage wherever possible Thinks "Man the Ramparts Only uses trinkets that maximize bodycount Only takes the damage potions is efficient for loot farming Cries when the Elf Puts "Safety in Numbers" on his weapons, just pisses Kerillian respects him Krench surrenders through sheer intimidation makes fun of him everyone off Never blocks. It's for p------ Votekicked from his own lobby Never read a lore book page Ruins Damage-Limit contracts for everyone Perfect roll every time Gets consistent 60 FPS on The White Rat Bought Schlusselschloss DLC
THE VIRGIN WITCH HUNTER Rolls Greens after a full loot Nightmare Only uses melee to Scavenge for Repeater Handgun ammo Doesn't know you can block while reviving Better shot than the QoL bots Can defend both wells blindfolded Unlocked "Trials of the Foolhardy" alone Always dies with the Grim Sigmar laughs at his ineptitude Never found a hat and never will Goes for Blues on the Q&C board Agroes Strmvermin patrols for fun Can beat Cousin Okri in a Tavern Braw Walks around everywhere Picks up the second Grim when he's a hit from death holding block up, still Takes the speed potions to better run away from danger gets his ass kicked Uses Whites on Cata so he's actually challenged Can only complete "Black Powder" after wasting 20 barrels Overseen through the End Times by Sigmar himself Uses the warding trinkets to mitigate damage wherever possible Thinks "Man the Ramparts Only uses trinkets that maximize bodycount Only takes the damage potions is efficient for loot farming Cries when the Elf Puts "Safety in Numbers" on his weapons, just pisses Kerillian respects him Krench surrenders through sheer intimidation makes fun of him everyone off Never blocks. It's for p------ Votekicked from his own lobby Never read a lore book page Ruins Damage-Limit contracts for everyone Perfect roll every time Gets consistent 60 FPS on The White Rat Bought Schlusselschloss DLC

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Virgin Waystalker vs Chad Slayer by pocketlint60

THE VIRGIN WAYSTALKER THE CHAD SLAYER s----- dialogue two axes forged fromm nothing but necklaces 4k arm hair cant even Swing a two handed sword what the f--- is blocking drunk blind elf uses the trueflight volley and misses armor is for p------ literally no ranged attack gay ass bark armor gobbles up all the ammo literally smashes rats with his c--- spiked boot to kick the rat ogre in the d---
THE VIRGIN WAYSTALKER THE CHAD SLAYER s----- dialogue two axes forged fromm nothing but necklaces 4k arm hair cant even Swing a two handed sword what the f--- is blocking drunk blind elf uses the trueflight volley and misses armor is for p------ literally no ranged attack gay ass bark armor gobbles up all the ammo literally smashes rats with his c--- spiked boot to kick the rat ogre in the d---

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Virgin Harris vs Chad Peterson by victory_fap

virgin Harris centrist appeals to edgy chad Peterson internet atheists sorts people out by looking at them confuses"is" with "oughr" everything he says spaghetti monster xD e confronts dragons in his spare time speaks the truth becomes a meme builds a strawman out of neoliberal his opponent's argument then ridicules it builds the he's NOT doing things he strongest case scientism disagrees with, and that's for his opponent's argument, then tears it down hasn't cleaned his room in years that saved a whole generation ˋ doesn't even lift on top of the dominance hierarchy Disney wants to replace religion with drugs saves Western civilization drumpf xD_ his words bring even himself to tears one foot in chaos one foot in order
virgin Harris centrist appeals to edgy chad Peterson internet atheists sorts people out by looking at them confuses"is" with "oughr" everything he says spaghetti monster xD e confronts dragons in his spare time speaks the truth becomes a meme builds a strawman out of neoliberal his opponent's argument then ridicules it builds the he's NOT doing things he strongest case scientism disagrees with, and that's for his opponent's argument, then tears it down hasn't cleaned his room in years that saved a whole generation ˋ doesn't even lift on top of the dominance hierarchy Disney wants to replace religion with drugs saves Western civilization drumpf xD_ his words bring even himself to tears one foot in chaos one foot in order

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Two ways to play Saltzpyre by Terkmc

THE VIRGIN BOUNTY HUNTER THE CHAD ZEALOT Bare dome a shining beacon in the darkness Wears a mask to hide shameful face Proudly proclaim allegience to Sigmar on his face Charge into glorious melee combat Broke, always chasing money Too scared to engage in melee combat Don armor to protect weak flesh Sun out Guns out Fist fight ogre 1 on 1 Only armor he needs is faith One shot boss from range takes fun away from other players An intellectual, always carries a book with him Hide behind other players Literally too faithful to die
THE VIRGIN BOUNTY HUNTER THE CHAD ZEALOT Bare dome a shining beacon in the darkness Wears a mask to hide shameful face Proudly proclaim allegience to Sigmar on his face Charge into glorious melee combat Broke, always chasing money Too scared to engage in melee combat Don armor to protect weak flesh Sun out Guns out Fist fight ogre 1 on 1 Only armor he needs is faith One shot boss from range takes fun away from other players An intellectual, always carries a book with him Hide behind other players Literally too faithful to die

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PokeVirgin vs DigiChad

THE VIRGIN POCKET MONSTER THE CHAD DIGITAL MENACE M------------ A+ HAS NO OWNERS ONLY BROS HAS ENOUGH GUNS TO START uNORIGINAL DESIGN FOLLOW ORDERS FROM A 10 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S IT DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO SAVING THE WORLD BY FIGHTING MORE POWERFUL VERSIONS OF HIMSELF AND YET STILL KICKS THETR ASSES) DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO CAGEFIGHTS SO HIS 10 YEARS OLD SPEAKS FLUENTLY. LUDICROUS IG. RETARDED, CAN ONLY SAY ITS OWN PLASTIC BADGE OF EVOLUTIONS HE CAN SWITCH AT WILL DARWIN IS HIS BITCH JUMPS IN AND IN A BALL NEVER LEAVES UNLESS HIS EVOLVES TO A STICKS TO IT WHENEVER HE OWNER SAYS S0 LARGE PANTS TO CONTAIN HIS MASSIVE D--- AND DOESN'T CARE FIGHTS IN ARENAS OR IN THE WOODS TO AVOID ANNOYING VENTS OUT HIS FRUSTRATION BY A RIPOFF. KNOWS IT DUO WHO KEEP BLOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE SKY COULD TAKE OUT GOD IF HE A RTPOFF OF HIM FIGHTS IN THE CITY. DESTROYS A WHOLE BLOCK AND KILLS HUNDREDS EACH STEP
THE VIRGIN POCKET MONSTER THE CHAD DIGITAL MENACE M------------ A+ HAS NO OWNERS ONLY BROS HAS ENOUGH GUNS TO START uNORIGINAL DESIGN FOLLOW ORDERS FROM A 10 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S IT DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO SAVING THE WORLD BY FIGHTING MORE POWERFUL VERSIONS OF HIMSELF AND YET STILL KICKS THETR ASSES) DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO CAGEFIGHTS SO HIS 10 YEARS OLD SPEAKS FLUENTLY. LUDICROUS IG. RETARDED, CAN ONLY SAY ITS OWN PLASTIC BADGE OF EVOLUTIONS HE CAN SWITCH AT WILL DARWIN IS HIS BITCH JUMPS IN AND IN A BALL NEVER LEAVES UNLESS HIS EVOLVES TO A STICKS TO IT WHENEVER HE OWNER SAYS S0 LARGE PANTS TO CONTAIN HIS MASSIVE D--- AND DOESN'T CARE FIGHTS IN ARENAS OR IN THE WOODS TO AVOID ANNOYING VENTS OUT HIS FRUSTRATION BY A RIPOFF. KNOWS IT DUO WHO KEEP BLOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE SKY COULD TAKE OUT GOD IF HE A RTPOFF OF HIM FIGHTS IN THE CITY. DESTROYS A WHOLE BLOCK AND KILLS HUNDREDS EACH STEP

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Kamen Rider Vs Ultraman

The Virgen Rider THE ULTRACHAD Wears a gopnik's tracksuit Thinks he's cool for ridin a bike CAN TELEPORT, PREFERS NOT TO COULD END FIGHT IN SECONDS, PREFERS TO SHOW BOAT Finisher has a long startup and leaves him wide open CAN FLY Nonmatching greens in color scheme Gay-ass bandanna DIDN'T START BECOMING A MERCH SELLOUT 'TIL 2012 Color schemes become a Show got censored for Klansmen depiction clusterfuck as Riders go on How does he know when to retreat? COLOR SCHEME STAYS SIMPLE FOR ALL ULTRAMEN, ONLY TOOK RISKS ON ADDING BLUE AND PURPLE Has to drive his way to everywhere SLICK, SIMPLE DESIGN Belt obviously designed to sell merch THE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE OF LIVE ACTION Transformation tries to be flashy, ends up giving seizures left and right TIMER ALLOWS HIM TO STAY ALIVE WITHOUT GETTING HIS ASS PUMMELED SHOW'S BRUTALITY WENT UNDER THE RADAR LOVES HIS BROTHERS DIDN'T DIE 'TIL A WORTHY ADVERSARY CAME HIS WAY
The Virgen Rider THE ULTRACHAD Wears a gopnik's tracksuit Thinks he's cool for ridin a bike CAN TELEPORT, PREFERS NOT TO COULD END FIGHT IN SECONDS, PREFERS TO SHOW BOAT Finisher has a long startup and leaves him wide open CAN FLY Nonmatching greens in color scheme Gay-ass bandanna DIDN'T START BECOMING A MERCH SELLOUT 'TIL 2012 Color schemes become a Show got censored for Klansmen depiction clusterfuck as Riders go on How does he know when to retreat? COLOR SCHEME STAYS SIMPLE FOR ALL ULTRAMEN, ONLY TOOK RISKS ON ADDING BLUE AND PURPLE Has to drive his way to everywhere SLICK, SIMPLE DESIGN Belt obviously designed to sell merch THE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE OF LIVE ACTION Transformation tries to be flashy, ends up giving seizures left and right TIMER ALLOWS HIM TO STAY ALIVE WITHOUT GETTING HIS ASS PUMMELED SHOW'S BRUTALITY WENT UNDER THE RADAR LOVES HIS BROTHERS DIDN'T DIE 'TIL A WORTHY ADVERSARY CAME HIS WAY

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The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with anyone his name is Chad
The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with anyone his name is Chad

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Soyboy Casey James Lawhorn looks like Virgin, actually has a brother named Chad

Context: Casey James Lawhorn, 23, confessed via Social Media on 9 April 2018 that he had murdered his mother Vi Lawhorn and his close friend Avery Gaines (23) earlier that night. He explained that he had been suicidal for a long time and didn't want his mother to suffer under his death; his friend apparently only had to die because he stayed the night to go playing Magic the Gathering with Casey the next day. Afterwards posting his farewell letter on Facebook, he died from a self-inflicted gunwound. His last wish was that people don't feel sorry for him, but instead give all their support to his brother Chad. https://nypost.com/2018/04/09/man-wanted-after-facebook-confession-to-killing-mom-and-best-friend/
Context: Casey James Lawhorn, 23, confessed via Social Media on 9 April 2018 that he had murdered his mother Vi Lawhorn and his close friend Avery Gaines (23) earlier that night. He explained that he had been suicidal for a long time and didn't want his mother to suffer under his death; his friend apparently only had to die because he stayed the night to go playing Magic the Gathering with Casey the next day. Afterwards posting his farewell letter on Facebook, he died from a self-inflicted gunwound. His last wish was that people don't feel sorry for him, but instead give all their support to his brother Chad. https://nypost.com/2018/04/09/man-wanted-after-facebook-confession-to-killing-mom-and-best-friend/

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The virgin OK KO vs the chad Ballmasterz 9000

The Virgin Okay... KO The Chad BallMastr Ace art style is consistently inconsistent due to lazines:s show that knows its premise has Gold Dust uneven show that first presented itself as a love letter to anime, but cares more about having plots being after school specials coddled offspring of single mom living in a trailer park hardem orphan from the s-------- part of the galaxy KO's idol is a beta male 40 year old virgin art style shifts to elevate executions and properly reference its inspiration material Actually has fingers Has some obnoxius girl that looks like a boy stalk him furry apologist writers Willing to stand up to his own teammates when they are acting like a bunch of dumbasses. Ace's idol is a rising star who threww everything away because she was bored, still the best plaver out there works in a m------------ strip mall Circles for hands Hot werewol bara D works in the biq leagues, baby Stupid looking jacket made me screw up the arm
The Virgin Okay... KO The Chad BallMastr Ace art style is consistently inconsistent due to lazines:s show that knows its premise has Gold Dust uneven show that first presented itself as a love letter to anime, but cares more about having plots being after school specials coddled offspring of single mom living in a trailer park hardem orphan from the s-------- part of the galaxy KO's idol is a beta male 40 year old virgin art style shifts to elevate executions and properly reference its inspiration material Actually has fingers Has some obnoxius girl that looks like a boy stalk him furry apologist writers Willing to stand up to his own teammates when they are acting like a bunch of dumbasses. Ace's idol is a rising star who threww everything away because she was bored, still the best plaver out there works in a m------------ strip mall Circles for hands Hot werewol bara D works in the biq leagues, baby Stupid looking jacket made me screw up the arm

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Virgin Football vs. Chad Baseball

Tight form-fitting cap All players are forgettable The Virgin Sport" The Chad Passtime Some of the most iconic people played baseball Impractical helmet Completely original, cricket copied it Points make sense Players constantly get concussions Thinks a uniform with no sleeves shows off muscles better, doesn't Bat Ripoff of Rugby Ball is an actual ball Mario game made after it Lame uniform colors Ball isn't actually a ball Uniform has sleeves, still can see their muscles Uniforms are very colorful Tight shorts Only two pinstripes Umpires enforce the rules so nobody cheats Uniform is filled with pinstripes Fan s get in fights for no reason Need cups to make their penis look bigger Way less violent than Rugby Cooler acronym players still get injured al the time Running, throwing, AND hitting Long pants Cleats don't support well Only running and throwing Cleats support the players
Tight form-fitting cap All players are forgettable The Virgin Sport" The Chad Passtime Some of the most iconic people played baseball Impractical helmet Completely original, cricket copied it Points make sense Players constantly get concussions Thinks a uniform with no sleeves shows off muscles better, doesn't Bat Ripoff of Rugby Ball is an actual ball Mario game made after it Lame uniform colors Ball isn't actually a ball Uniform has sleeves, still can see their muscles Uniforms are very colorful Tight shorts Only two pinstripes Umpires enforce the rules so nobody cheats Uniform is filled with pinstripes Fan s get in fights for no reason Need cups to make their penis look bigger Way less violent than Rugby Cooler acronym players still get injured al the time Running, throwing, AND hitting Long pants Cleats don't support well Only running and throwing Cleats support the players

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Does not leave his house without three (3) Anti Has no qualms about blasting Red Army Choir music until everyone's eardrums are purged of globalisnm The Virgin Marxist The Chad azbonist/Gliobalst/ime erialist flags Lowkey insecure about his understanding of "Anti-idpol" because he is too autistic to empathize with minorities Has no time for reading revisionists like Marx Secrety dreams of earning normies' respect and acceptance by becoming the new Lenin as never participated in protests or parties Reads Marx unironically Former Democrat Nominally "anti capitalist", but too unprincipled to abstain from buying an iPhone. Went through much trouble to get a phone shipped from the Nazbol Republic of China Reads nothing but Dugin and Limonov; has memorized a good chunk of Limonov's erotic novels Too awkward to be taken seriously; is very self-conscious about this and refuses to engage in political discourse Boots yellow from the blood of libertarian snakes Has North Korean partner who is well- versed in the writings of Assad and Kim II-Sung MADE BY NAZBOL GANG
Does not leave his house without three (3) Anti Has no qualms about blasting Red Army Choir music until everyone's eardrums are purged of globalisnm The Virgin Marxist The Chad azbonist/Gliobalst/ime erialist flags Lowkey insecure about his understanding of "Anti-idpol" because he is too autistic to empathize with minorities Has no time for reading revisionists like Marx Secrety dreams of earning normies' respect and acceptance by becoming the new Lenin as never participated in protests or parties Reads Marx unironically Former Democrat Nominally "anti capitalist", but too unprincipled to abstain from buying an iPhone. Went through much trouble to get a phone shipped from the Nazbol Republic of China Reads nothing but Dugin and Limonov; has memorized a good chunk of Limonov's erotic novels Too awkward to be taken seriously; is very self-conscious about this and refuses to engage in political discourse Boots yellow from the blood of libertarian snakes Has North Korean partner who is well- versed in the writings of Assad and Kim II-Sung MADE BY NAZBOL GANG

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Virgin Mandela vs. Mugabe Chad

The virgin Mandela vs. The Chad Mugabe Literal Hitler mustache in 2018 Blood transfusions to stay alive Light skin with weird spots Rules country for over 30 years Isn't even alive Will probably live foreve Wants reconciliation between the races Gets overthrown but still lives life of luxury Doesn't even attempt to stage coup to reman in power after legal term ends Takes white farmers lan<d like an alpha Rejects decadent West "We are not gays" Years in jail People forgot he was alive "Mandela effect" Dark chocolatey skin Sets a world record in inflation Allows gay marriage Aids, crime, corruption Eats endangered species on his birthday while peasants starve Wife Gucci Grace goes on shopping sprees
The virgin Mandela vs. The Chad Mugabe Literal Hitler mustache in 2018 Blood transfusions to stay alive Light skin with weird spots Rules country for over 30 years Isn't even alive Will probably live foreve Wants reconciliation between the races Gets overthrown but still lives life of luxury Doesn't even attempt to stage coup to reman in power after legal term ends Takes white farmers lan<d like an alpha Rejects decadent West "We are not gays" Years in jail People forgot he was alive "Mandela effect" Dark chocolatey skin Sets a world record in inflation Allows gay marriage Aids, crime, corruption Eats endangered species on his birthday while peasants starve Wife Gucci Grace goes on shopping sprees

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