Virgin vs. Chad - Images
The virgin Rick vs the chad Jimmy [OC] by u/Z3-NN7
![The chad Jimmy neutron The virgin Rick sanchez has to go on long adventures to get parts Builds everything from household tems Accidentally destroyed earth Defended earth from aliens and saved humanity Girlfriend left him Only smart because he has spent years researching Two chicks always follow him around Is only 12 years old and can bend time and space Can only go between dimensions Only turned himself into a pickle Literally built a time machine and made thomas edison hit on his teacher Invented an age reversing serum because he didnt like his grandma](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/375/986/783.png)
![The chad Jimmy neutron The virgin Rick sanchez has to go on long adventures to get parts Builds everything from household tems Accidentally destroyed earth Defended earth from aliens and saved humanity Girlfriend left him Only smart because he has spent years researching Two chicks always follow him around Is only 12 years old and can bend time and space Can only go between dimensions Only turned himself into a pickle Literally built a time machine and made thomas edison hit on his teacher Invented an age reversing serum because he didnt like his grandma](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/375/986/783.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Audiophile vs. The Chad Rick Rubin by u/01812
![The Chad Rick Rubin The Virgirn Audiophile Never bothered to read about dynamic range Actually thinks people in the music industry care what he thinks Can't enjoy music without dynamic range Tricks audiophiles into blaming Vlado Meller Lauded as a legend by normies Ridiculed by normies astes money on overpriced flacs and vinyl Already a multimillionaire, now just produces records for the heck of it Helped Invent hip hop and produced patrician metal records Only listens to dad rock and entry level alt-rock](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/375/984/499.png)
![The Chad Rick Rubin The Virgirn Audiophile Never bothered to read about dynamic range Actually thinks people in the music industry care what he thinks Can't enjoy music without dynamic range Tricks audiophiles into blaming Vlado Meller Lauded as a legend by normies Ridiculed by normies astes money on overpriced flacs and vinyl Already a multimillionaire, now just produces records for the heck of it Helped Invent hip hop and produced patrician metal records Only listens to dad rock and entry level alt-rock](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/375/984/499.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Imgur vs Chad Photobucket by
![virgin imgur vs Chad Ophotobucket Hosts TEN BILLION images Been around since the time of Christ poor posture nobody knows how to pronouce the name only employs like 12 people slow on mobile_ Was once owned by m------------ FOX INTERACTIVE MEDIA Every m----------- and his dog knows how to pronouce PHOTO BUCKET made as a tool for another website photo bucket site mascot is literally a giraffe never lets anyone get away with hotlinking got hacked in 2017 made for use over the WHOLE INTERNET craved by women](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/375/975/660.png)
![virgin imgur vs Chad Ophotobucket Hosts TEN BILLION images Been around since the time of Christ poor posture nobody knows how to pronouce the name only employs like 12 people slow on mobile_ Was once owned by m------------ FOX INTERACTIVE MEDIA Every m----------- and his dog knows how to pronouce PHOTO BUCKET made as a tool for another website photo bucket site mascot is literally a giraffe never lets anyone get away with hotlinking got hacked in 2017 made for use over the WHOLE INTERNET craved by women](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/375/975/660.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Chainsmokers vs RoboCHADs
![The Virgin Chainsmokers french RoboCHADs not french robot forms transcend gimmicks on a meta level yrics provoke tears due to their profound depth their gimmick is their music has boops yrics are predictable and forced has scored 1 disney film and released 1 indie film and an anime faces exposed all songs sounds the same has scored 0 disney films do, do do do do do do, do do do music encompasses many genres and continues to influence popular music incorporate orchestral scores into funky electronic beats o do s--- out "songs" with a hort turnover rate only releases the most masterful of musical craft over the course of eons have albums already decades old influence still felt today pop trash that will fade into obscurity over the course of 5 years max alive 2007 probably claimed they witnessed alive 2007](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/375/543/5d8.png)
![The Virgin Chainsmokers french RoboCHADs not french robot forms transcend gimmicks on a meta level yrics provoke tears due to their profound depth their gimmick is their music has boops yrics are predictable and forced has scored 1 disney film and released 1 indie film and an anime faces exposed all songs sounds the same has scored 0 disney films do, do do do do do do, do do do music encompasses many genres and continues to influence popular music incorporate orchestral scores into funky electronic beats o do s--- out "songs" with a hort turnover rate only releases the most masterful of musical craft over the course of eons have albums already decades old influence still felt today pop trash that will fade into obscurity over the course of 5 years max alive 2007 probably claimed they witnessed alive 2007](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/375/543/5d8.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Always remember, this is not a love song
![he virgiln this is America Voice is plain and boring Half naked man dancing like an épileptic Childish Gammbino? Serious orst name ever Song is about american s--- we already kne wil be forgotten in a year The Chad Amerika Powerful voice like a german thunder Badass astronaut singing in the Moon Band name is Rammstein Just pronouncing the name you feel powerful Talks about dangers of globalization of amenican autue Old but gold](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/375/484/589.jpg)
![he virgiln this is America Voice is plain and boring Half naked man dancing like an épileptic Childish Gammbino? Serious orst name ever Song is about american s--- we already kne wil be forgotten in a year The Chad Amerika Powerful voice like a german thunder Badass astronaut singing in the Moon Band name is Rammstein Just pronouncing the name you feel powerful Talks about dangers of globalization of amenican autue Old but gold](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/375/484/589.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Minecraft VS The Chad Roblox
![i know it's exaggerated, but that is the point of the meme, right?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/374/625/3a4.png)
![i know it's exaggerated, but that is the point of the meme, right?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/374/625/3a4.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Modellista vs. Chad Turismo
![So what does Auto Modellista has that Gran Turismo doesn't? That answer is S T Y L E . I mean, name another racing game like AM that has cel-shaded graphics?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/374/150/d21.png)
![So what does Auto Modellista has that Gran Turismo doesn't? That answer is S T Y L E . I mean, name another racing game like AM that has cel-shaded graphics?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/374/150/d21.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin too much text vs. The chad simple information
![The virgin too much text Uses as many contractions and extenions without knowing how to properly implement them as well as basic gramtical tools, like,./ and: information Stright, simple and to the point Over compensates s----- take on great meme by unconvinsingly embedding it within multipale walls of text in a drastic stake to gain internet meme point instead of actually spending there time on hard work and or study Litereally gets board while writing all this s--- and decides to half ass the infomational tags for the chad leaving imbalanced and biased hlf assed meme adding nothing to the oevrall memeconnemy cut to the chase doesnt waste viewers time with fake deep memery Bigger words bigger upvotes Over analysis and articulate:s the most minute details of the properties they are comparing compleletly missing the point of the the figures basically doing all the talking for the viewer Wasting readers time with useless infomation the reader could have just recieved from merely observing the two names of the virgin and chad have, Onion Article style. Also mispelling complicated words exposing the sheer insenserity of the op one and done Actually cares about getting there point across](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/373/883/972.png)
![The virgin too much text Uses as many contractions and extenions without knowing how to properly implement them as well as basic gramtical tools, like,./ and: information Stright, simple and to the point Over compensates s----- take on great meme by unconvinsingly embedding it within multipale walls of text in a drastic stake to gain internet meme point instead of actually spending there time on hard work and or study Litereally gets board while writing all this s--- and decides to half ass the infomational tags for the chad leaving imbalanced and biased hlf assed meme adding nothing to the oevrall memeconnemy cut to the chase doesnt waste viewers time with fake deep memery Bigger words bigger upvotes Over analysis and articulate:s the most minute details of the properties they are comparing compleletly missing the point of the the figures basically doing all the talking for the viewer Wasting readers time with useless infomation the reader could have just recieved from merely observing the two names of the virgin and chad have, Onion Article style. Also mispelling complicated words exposing the sheer insenserity of the op one and done Actually cares about getting there point across](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/373/883/972.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Frank Grimes vs. Homer Simpson
![Virgin Frank Grimes Has a briefcase and a haircut Chad Homer Has a son who owns a factory Lives in a one bedroom apartment atop a bowling alley and below another bowling alley Lives in a mansion Needs safety gloves for extremely high voltage cables Eats Lobster for dinner Was once blown up in a silo explosion Needs to work 2 jobs, including a night job at a foundry Has a beautiful wife Can solve a 513 nuclear emergency with just a bucket of water All his pencils are chewed Has a daughter with an IQ of 156 Needs a special dietetic lunch Wins model nuclear power plant competitions with ease Eats the virgin's special dietetic lunch Hangs out with presidents and famous rockstars. Also went to space](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/372/753/648.png)
![Virgin Frank Grimes Has a briefcase and a haircut Chad Homer Has a son who owns a factory Lives in a one bedroom apartment atop a bowling alley and below another bowling alley Lives in a mansion Needs safety gloves for extremely high voltage cables Eats Lobster for dinner Was once blown up in a silo explosion Needs to work 2 jobs, including a night job at a foundry Has a beautiful wife Can solve a 513 nuclear emergency with just a bucket of water All his pencils are chewed Has a daughter with an IQ of 156 Needs a special dietetic lunch Wins model nuclear power plant competitions with ease Eats the virgin's special dietetic lunch Hangs out with presidents and famous rockstars. Also went to space](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/372/753/648.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
sourceport virgin vs dos chad
![The virgin Doom source port user The chad Doom MS-DOS user can play custom WADS without source ports loves to play Doom in GL mode only heavily depends on modern cheat codes to survive doesn't know how to open doom like a normal person plays Doom the old fashioin way knows h---------- without looking up or down doesn't know how to play online except for Zandronum or Skulltag wants to have the power to look all around his surroundings source porting is for p------ doesn't depend on skulltag or zandronum](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/372/674/3be.png)
![The virgin Doom source port user The chad Doom MS-DOS user can play custom WADS without source ports loves to play Doom in GL mode only heavily depends on modern cheat codes to survive doesn't know how to open doom like a normal person plays Doom the old fashioin way knows h---------- without looking up or down doesn't know how to play online except for Zandronum or Skulltag wants to have the power to look all around his surroundings source porting is for p------ doesn't depend on skulltag or zandronum](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/372/674/3be.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Futoshi vs. The Chad Mitsuru
![This is for up to episode 17, dunno if it will change after.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/372/638/89c.png)
![This is for up to episode 17, dunno if it will change after.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/372/638/89c.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Bus Ride
![The Virgin Bus Passenger The Chad Public Transportation Devotee Never actually travels anywhere, the bus is just a nice place to pass time with his buddies Travels alone Uses the bus to travel to different places because he's too poor to own a car Picks the most Chad-like seats, the back seats. Has no money to pay with and the driver doesn't even give a s--- Never enters the bus without some companion Picks the seat behind the driver. Pays quickly with the exact sum Sits on the aisle seat so no one could sit next to him Instantly offers his seat, alongside with his buddies, to senior citizens when he sees them get on the bus Constantly checks if his music is too loud Puts his backpack onto the seat next to him, pretends he can't hear when some senior citizen asks him to removeso the drivers Blasts music on maximum volume with his speaker Never uses the back door when leaving, marches through the whole bus and roars: "THANKS MAN!" to the driver on next lane are able to hear it Feels sick after traveling for five minutes Awkwardly mumbles: "Thanks..." to the driver when he leaves the bus A long bus ride and twisting roads actually freshen him UL Anybody who doesn't give their seat to the older passengers or starts a racist rant gets beaten up by him and his multiethnical gang Uses seatbelt Forgets the back- pack in the bus, never gets it back If he or his friends want to relieve themselves, the driver stops at the nearest gas station Drank too much before the journey, squirms on his seat due to full bladder Notices racial discrimination/ neglect of elderly, too scared to interfere Just the news that Chad and his friends took the bus raise the value of the bus company's stocks by 1x10^12% Speaks to nobody Manspreads Chats with anyone and approaches everybody](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/371/939/a28.jpg)
![The Virgin Bus Passenger The Chad Public Transportation Devotee Never actually travels anywhere, the bus is just a nice place to pass time with his buddies Travels alone Uses the bus to travel to different places because he's too poor to own a car Picks the most Chad-like seats, the back seats. Has no money to pay with and the driver doesn't even give a s--- Never enters the bus without some companion Picks the seat behind the driver. Pays quickly with the exact sum Sits on the aisle seat so no one could sit next to him Instantly offers his seat, alongside with his buddies, to senior citizens when he sees them get on the bus Constantly checks if his music is too loud Puts his backpack onto the seat next to him, pretends he can't hear when some senior citizen asks him to removeso the drivers Blasts music on maximum volume with his speaker Never uses the back door when leaving, marches through the whole bus and roars: "THANKS MAN!" to the driver on next lane are able to hear it Feels sick after traveling for five minutes Awkwardly mumbles: "Thanks..." to the driver when he leaves the bus A long bus ride and twisting roads actually freshen him UL Anybody who doesn't give their seat to the older passengers or starts a racist rant gets beaten up by him and his multiethnical gang Uses seatbelt Forgets the back- pack in the bus, never gets it back If he or his friends want to relieve themselves, the driver stops at the nearest gas station Drank too much before the journey, squirms on his seat due to full bladder Notices racial discrimination/ neglect of elderly, too scared to interfere Just the news that Chad and his friends took the bus raise the value of the bus company's stocks by 1x10^12% Speaks to nobody Manspreads Chats with anyone and approaches everybody](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/371/939/a28.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Walker vs The Chad Enter
![Virgin walker Sells his own characters because he is to insecure or stupid to take care of them himself Speaks out against SJW witch hunts and pushed the horseshoe thoery before the skeptics got to it Chad Enter Does multiple vlogs on every episode of the cartoon shows that he watched that nobody except his saddest of fans can be bothered to watch Only covers cartoon episodes when he really has something interesting to say Never sold anybody any of his characters Does not need to call himself a feminist or put down MRA's to Panders and pretends to be a proof that he believes feminist who respect stronk independent womyn and puts down MR's and Trump to virtue signal to the SJW crowd despite working for a company that covers up r--- of underage fans in gender equality](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/371/567/ec8.jpg)
![Virgin walker Sells his own characters because he is to insecure or stupid to take care of them himself Speaks out against SJW witch hunts and pushed the horseshoe thoery before the skeptics got to it Chad Enter Does multiple vlogs on every episode of the cartoon shows that he watched that nobody except his saddest of fans can be bothered to watch Only covers cartoon episodes when he really has something interesting to say Never sold anybody any of his characters Does not need to call himself a feminist or put down MRA's to Panders and pretends to be a proof that he believes feminist who respect stronk independent womyn and puts down MR's and Trump to virtue signal to the SJW crowd despite working for a company that covers up r--- of underage fans in gender equality](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/371/567/ec8.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Undertale vs Earthbound
![The Undertale Virgin The Mother Chad Very intriguing story Has 3 excellent games, each one better than the last Filled with Tumblr SJW b-------. Steals elements from touhou, that isn't afraid Shin Megami Tensei, LISA, to be dark at times > Yume Nikki, Mega Man Battle Network, and of course, Mother Fandom is _ extremely Every character is excruciatingly annoying, ESPECIALLY Sans Protaginist is a fat asian kid with no backstory. dedicated to getting what they care about The only annoying character was made purposely to be annoying Final boss is a GOAT FURRY Final bosses are so evil that the true power can't be grasped Fandom is nothing but whiny 12 year olds who treat Toby Fox like a godly figure Creator won't make a new game because villan he's dissappointed incorrupted by the fandom Sadistic power and even more corrupted by time travel Creator won't make a new game because he wants to see what the fandom can do with his masterpeices Really p---- story where "nobody has to die" Lesbian weeaboo dinosaur character](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/371/565/cf2.png)
![The Undertale Virgin The Mother Chad Very intriguing story Has 3 excellent games, each one better than the last Filled with Tumblr SJW b-------. Steals elements from touhou, that isn't afraid Shin Megami Tensei, LISA, to be dark at times > Yume Nikki, Mega Man Battle Network, and of course, Mother Fandom is _ extremely Every character is excruciatingly annoying, ESPECIALLY Sans Protaginist is a fat asian kid with no backstory. dedicated to getting what they care about The only annoying character was made purposely to be annoying Final boss is a GOAT FURRY Final bosses are so evil that the true power can't be grasped Fandom is nothing but whiny 12 year olds who treat Toby Fox like a godly figure Creator won't make a new game because villan he's dissappointed incorrupted by the fandom Sadistic power and even more corrupted by time travel Creator won't make a new game because he wants to see what the fandom can do with his masterpeices Really p---- story where "nobody has to die" Lesbian weeaboo dinosaur character](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/371/565/cf2.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin Flan vs The Chad Rumia
![DA RIBBON OF ALPHA FEMALE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER PLUSH BEAR WINGS OF ULTIMATE VIRGINITY HAVE MORE THAN 9 GILRFRIENDS HAS NO FRIENDS SEXY BLACK-WHITE CLOTHES MEN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HER EXISTENCE FIRST PERSON WHOUSED DAMMAKU EATING HER BUDDIES AFTER HARD SEX AND DON'T ASKING A PERMISION 0](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/371/564/f0a.jpg)
![DA RIBBON OF ALPHA FEMALE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER PLUSH BEAR WINGS OF ULTIMATE VIRGINITY HAVE MORE THAN 9 GILRFRIENDS HAS NO FRIENDS SEXY BLACK-WHITE CLOTHES MEN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HER EXISTENCE FIRST PERSON WHOUSED DAMMAKU EATING HER BUDDIES AFTER HARD SEX AND DON'T ASKING A PERMISION 0](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/371/564/f0a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Doki Doki vs. the Chad Katawa Shoujo
![The Virgin Doki Doki THE CHAD KATAWA SHOUJO Almost unlimited number of saves so you can relive your favorite moments Actual plot tension about protag's health Save machine broke Made in 2012, still evant fine wine "Just Monika lol" Five routes to choose from, each with individual story and character development MC is a bland self-insert Protagonist has a name and an actual ality Your waifu becomes self aware and wants you to sit in a room doing nothing while she talks at you Each girl happy and content with life in their good endings Popular to the point of complete fanbase cancer Just popular enough so that discussion is alive butlimited access to normie:s No matter what you do everyone dies and you always end up with Monika Choices actually matter; they determine who you end up with and what ending you get Faceless MC because he's a dirty self insert Hisao has a face we get to see several times Game actually runs correctly Weebs unironically fighting over best waifu and not realizin the whole game is an ironic mockery of visual novels Game keeps glitching and crashing to be spoopy People actually respect other's opinions of who the best girl is After a few months it won't be cool anymore, it will become stale and then rot in fandom hell with Undertale Fnaf](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/370/952/3c5.jpg)
![The Virgin Doki Doki THE CHAD KATAWA SHOUJO Almost unlimited number of saves so you can relive your favorite moments Actual plot tension about protag's health Save machine broke Made in 2012, still evant fine wine "Just Monika lol" Five routes to choose from, each with individual story and character development MC is a bland self-insert Protagonist has a name and an actual ality Your waifu becomes self aware and wants you to sit in a room doing nothing while she talks at you Each girl happy and content with life in their good endings Popular to the point of complete fanbase cancer Just popular enough so that discussion is alive butlimited access to normie:s No matter what you do everyone dies and you always end up with Monika Choices actually matter; they determine who you end up with and what ending you get Faceless MC because he's a dirty self insert Hisao has a face we get to see several times Game actually runs correctly Weebs unironically fighting over best waifu and not realizin the whole game is an ironic mockery of visual novels Game keeps glitching and crashing to be spoopy People actually respect other's opinions of who the best girl is After a few months it won't be cool anymore, it will become stale and then rot in fandom hell with Undertale Fnaf](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/370/952/3c5.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad