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Virgin Waystalker vs Chad Slayer by pocketlint60

THE VIRGIN WAYSTALKER THE CHAD SLAYER s----- dialogue two axes forged fromm nothing but necklaces 4k arm hair cant even Swing a two handed sword what the f--- is blocking drunk blind elf uses the trueflight volley and misses armor is for p------ literally no ranged attack gay ass bark armor gobbles up all the ammo literally smashes rats with his c--- spiked boot to kick the rat ogre in the d---
THE VIRGIN WAYSTALKER THE CHAD SLAYER s----- dialogue two axes forged fromm nothing but necklaces 4k arm hair cant even Swing a two handed sword what the f--- is blocking drunk blind elf uses the trueflight volley and misses armor is for p------ literally no ranged attack gay ass bark armor gobbles up all the ammo literally smashes rats with his c--- spiked boot to kick the rat ogre in the d---

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Virgin Harris vs Chad Peterson by victory_fap

virgin Harris centrist appeals to edgy chad Peterson internet atheists sorts people out by looking at them confuses"is" with "oughr" everything he says spaghetti monster xD e confronts dragons in his spare time speaks the truth becomes a meme builds a strawman out of neoliberal his opponent's argument then ridicules it builds the he's NOT doing things he strongest case scientism disagrees with, and that's for his opponent's argument, then tears it down hasn't cleaned his room in years that saved a whole generation ˋ doesn't even lift on top of the dominance hierarchy Disney wants to replace religion with drugs saves Western civilization drumpf xD_ his words bring even himself to tears one foot in chaos one foot in order
virgin Harris centrist appeals to edgy chad Peterson internet atheists sorts people out by looking at them confuses"is" with "oughr" everything he says spaghetti monster xD e confronts dragons in his spare time speaks the truth becomes a meme builds a strawman out of neoliberal his opponent's argument then ridicules it builds the he's NOT doing things he strongest case scientism disagrees with, and that's for his opponent's argument, then tears it down hasn't cleaned his room in years that saved a whole generation ˋ doesn't even lift on top of the dominance hierarchy Disney wants to replace religion with drugs saves Western civilization drumpf xD_ his words bring even himself to tears one foot in chaos one foot in order

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Two ways to play Saltzpyre by Terkmc

THE VIRGIN BOUNTY HUNTER THE CHAD ZEALOT Bare dome a shining beacon in the darkness Wears a mask to hide shameful face Proudly proclaim allegience to Sigmar on his face Charge into glorious melee combat Broke, always chasing money Too scared to engage in melee combat Don armor to protect weak flesh Sun out Guns out Fist fight ogre 1 on 1 Only armor he needs is faith One shot boss from range takes fun away from other players An intellectual, always carries a book with him Hide behind other players Literally too faithful to die
THE VIRGIN BOUNTY HUNTER THE CHAD ZEALOT Bare dome a shining beacon in the darkness Wears a mask to hide shameful face Proudly proclaim allegience to Sigmar on his face Charge into glorious melee combat Broke, always chasing money Too scared to engage in melee combat Don armor to protect weak flesh Sun out Guns out Fist fight ogre 1 on 1 Only armor he needs is faith One shot boss from range takes fun away from other players An intellectual, always carries a book with him Hide behind other players Literally too faithful to die

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PokeVirgin vs DigiChad

THE VIRGIN POCKET MONSTER THE CHAD DIGITAL MENACE M------------ A+ HAS NO OWNERS ONLY BROS HAS ENOUGH GUNS TO START uNORIGINAL DESIGN FOLLOW ORDERS FROM A 10 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S IT DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO SAVING THE WORLD BY FIGHTING MORE POWERFUL VERSIONS OF HIMSELF AND YET STILL KICKS THETR ASSES) DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO CAGEFIGHTS SO HIS 10 YEARS OLD SPEAKS FLUENTLY. LUDICROUS IG. RETARDED, CAN ONLY SAY ITS OWN PLASTIC BADGE OF EVOLUTIONS HE CAN SWITCH AT WILL DARWIN IS HIS BITCH JUMPS IN AND IN A BALL NEVER LEAVES UNLESS HIS EVOLVES TO A STICKS TO IT WHENEVER HE OWNER SAYS S0 LARGE PANTS TO CONTAIN HIS MASSIVE D--- AND DOESN'T CARE FIGHTS IN ARENAS OR IN THE WOODS TO AVOID ANNOYING VENTS OUT HIS FRUSTRATION BY A RIPOFF. KNOWS IT DUO WHO KEEP BLOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE SKY COULD TAKE OUT GOD IF HE A RTPOFF OF HIM FIGHTS IN THE CITY. DESTROYS A WHOLE BLOCK AND KILLS HUNDREDS EACH STEP
THE VIRGIN POCKET MONSTER THE CHAD DIGITAL MENACE M------------ A+ HAS NO OWNERS ONLY BROS HAS ENOUGH GUNS TO START uNORIGINAL DESIGN FOLLOW ORDERS FROM A 10 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S IT DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO SAVING THE WORLD BY FIGHTING MORE POWERFUL VERSIONS OF HIMSELF AND YET STILL KICKS THETR ASSES) DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO CAGEFIGHTS SO HIS 10 YEARS OLD SPEAKS FLUENTLY. LUDICROUS IG. RETARDED, CAN ONLY SAY ITS OWN PLASTIC BADGE OF EVOLUTIONS HE CAN SWITCH AT WILL DARWIN IS HIS BITCH JUMPS IN AND IN A BALL NEVER LEAVES UNLESS HIS EVOLVES TO A STICKS TO IT WHENEVER HE OWNER SAYS S0 LARGE PANTS TO CONTAIN HIS MASSIVE D--- AND DOESN'T CARE FIGHTS IN ARENAS OR IN THE WOODS TO AVOID ANNOYING VENTS OUT HIS FRUSTRATION BY A RIPOFF. KNOWS IT DUO WHO KEEP BLOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE SKY COULD TAKE OUT GOD IF HE A RTPOFF OF HIM FIGHTS IN THE CITY. DESTROYS A WHOLE BLOCK AND KILLS HUNDREDS EACH STEP

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Kamen Rider Vs Ultraman

The Virgen Rider THE ULTRACHAD Wears a gopnik's tracksuit Thinks he's cool for ridin a bike CAN TELEPORT, PREFERS NOT TO COULD END FIGHT IN SECONDS, PREFERS TO SHOW BOAT Finisher has a long startup and leaves him wide open CAN FLY Nonmatching greens in color scheme Gay-ass bandanna DIDN'T START BECOMING A MERCH SELLOUT 'TIL 2012 Color schemes become a Show got censored for Klansmen depiction clusterfuck as Riders go on How does he know when to retreat? COLOR SCHEME STAYS SIMPLE FOR ALL ULTRAMEN, ONLY TOOK RISKS ON ADDING BLUE AND PURPLE Has to drive his way to everywhere SLICK, SIMPLE DESIGN Belt obviously designed to sell merch THE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE OF LIVE ACTION Transformation tries to be flashy, ends up giving seizures left and right TIMER ALLOWS HIM TO STAY ALIVE WITHOUT GETTING HIS ASS PUMMELED SHOW'S BRUTALITY WENT UNDER THE RADAR LOVES HIS BROTHERS DIDN'T DIE 'TIL A WORTHY ADVERSARY CAME HIS WAY
The Virgen Rider THE ULTRACHAD Wears a gopnik's tracksuit Thinks he's cool for ridin a bike CAN TELEPORT, PREFERS NOT TO COULD END FIGHT IN SECONDS, PREFERS TO SHOW BOAT Finisher has a long startup and leaves him wide open CAN FLY Nonmatching greens in color scheme Gay-ass bandanna DIDN'T START BECOMING A MERCH SELLOUT 'TIL 2012 Color schemes become a Show got censored for Klansmen depiction clusterfuck as Riders go on How does he know when to retreat? COLOR SCHEME STAYS SIMPLE FOR ALL ULTRAMEN, ONLY TOOK RISKS ON ADDING BLUE AND PURPLE Has to drive his way to everywhere SLICK, SIMPLE DESIGN Belt obviously designed to sell merch THE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE OF LIVE ACTION Transformation tries to be flashy, ends up giving seizures left and right TIMER ALLOWS HIM TO STAY ALIVE WITHOUT GETTING HIS ASS PUMMELED SHOW'S BRUTALITY WENT UNDER THE RADAR LOVES HIS BROTHERS DIDN'T DIE 'TIL A WORTHY ADVERSARY CAME HIS WAY

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The Virgin vs The Chad

The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with anyone his name is Chad
The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with anyone his name is Chad

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Soyboy Casey James Lawhorn looks like Virgin, actually has a brother named Chad

Context: Casey James Lawhorn, 23, confessed via Social Media on 9 April 2018 that he had murdered his mother Vi Lawhorn and his close friend Avery Gaines (23) earlier that night. He explained that he had been suicidal for a long time and didn't want his mother to suffer under his death; his friend apparently only had to die because he stayed the night to go playing Magic the Gathering with Casey the next day. Afterwards posting his farewell letter on Facebook, he died from a self-inflicted gunwound. His last wish was that people don't feel sorry for him, but instead give all their support to his brother Chad. https://nypost.com/2018/04/09/man-wanted-after-facebook-confession-to-killing-mom-and-best-friend/
Context: Casey James Lawhorn, 23, confessed via Social Media on 9 April 2018 that he had murdered his mother Vi Lawhorn and his close friend Avery Gaines (23) earlier that night. He explained that he had been suicidal for a long time and didn't want his mother to suffer under his death; his friend apparently only had to die because he stayed the night to go playing Magic the Gathering with Casey the next day. Afterwards posting his farewell letter on Facebook, he died from a self-inflicted gunwound. His last wish was that people don't feel sorry for him, but instead give all their support to his brother Chad. https://nypost.com/2018/04/09/man-wanted-after-facebook-confession-to-killing-mom-and-best-friend/

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The virgin OK KO vs the chad Ballmasterz 9000

The Virgin Okay... KO The Chad BallMastr Ace art style is consistently inconsistent due to lazines:s show that knows its premise has Gold Dust uneven show that first presented itself as a love letter to anime, but cares more about having plots being after school specials coddled offspring of single mom living in a trailer park hardem orphan from the s-------- part of the galaxy KO's idol is a beta male 40 year old virgin art style shifts to elevate executions and properly reference its inspiration material Actually has fingers Has some obnoxius girl that looks like a boy stalk him furry apologist writers Willing to stand up to his own teammates when they are acting like a bunch of dumbasses. Ace's idol is a rising star who threww everything away because she was bored, still the best plaver out there works in a m------------ strip mall Circles for hands Hot werewol bara D works in the biq leagues, baby Stupid looking jacket made me screw up the arm
The Virgin Okay... KO The Chad BallMastr Ace art style is consistently inconsistent due to lazines:s show that knows its premise has Gold Dust uneven show that first presented itself as a love letter to anime, but cares more about having plots being after school specials coddled offspring of single mom living in a trailer park hardem orphan from the s-------- part of the galaxy KO's idol is a beta male 40 year old virgin art style shifts to elevate executions and properly reference its inspiration material Actually has fingers Has some obnoxius girl that looks like a boy stalk him furry apologist writers Willing to stand up to his own teammates when they are acting like a bunch of dumbasses. Ace's idol is a rising star who threww everything away because she was bored, still the best plaver out there works in a m------------ strip mall Circles for hands Hot werewol bara D works in the biq leagues, baby Stupid looking jacket made me screw up the arm

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Virgin Football vs. Chad Baseball

Tight form-fitting cap All players are forgettable The Virgin Sport" The Chad Passtime Some of the most iconic people played baseball Impractical helmet Completely original, cricket copied it Points make sense Players constantly get concussions Thinks a uniform with no sleeves shows off muscles better, doesn't Bat Ripoff of Rugby Ball is an actual ball Mario game made after it Lame uniform colors Ball isn't actually a ball Uniform has sleeves, still can see their muscles Uniforms are very colorful Tight shorts Only two pinstripes Umpires enforce the rules so nobody cheats Uniform is filled with pinstripes Fan s get in fights for no reason Need cups to make their penis look bigger Way less violent than Rugby Cooler acronym players still get injured al the time Running, throwing, AND hitting Long pants Cleats don't support well Only running and throwing Cleats support the players
Tight form-fitting cap All players are forgettable The Virgin Sport" The Chad Passtime Some of the most iconic people played baseball Impractical helmet Completely original, cricket copied it Points make sense Players constantly get concussions Thinks a uniform with no sleeves shows off muscles better, doesn't Bat Ripoff of Rugby Ball is an actual ball Mario game made after it Lame uniform colors Ball isn't actually a ball Uniform has sleeves, still can see their muscles Uniforms are very colorful Tight shorts Only two pinstripes Umpires enforce the rules so nobody cheats Uniform is filled with pinstripes Fan s get in fights for no reason Need cups to make their penis look bigger Way less violent than Rugby Cooler acronym players still get injured al the time Running, throwing, AND hitting Long pants Cleats don't support well Only running and throwing Cleats support the players

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Chad Nazbol

Does not leave his house without three (3) Anti Has no qualms about blasting Red Army Choir music until everyone's eardrums are purged of globalisnm The Virgin Marxist The Chad azbonist/Gliobalst/ime erialist flags Lowkey insecure about his understanding of "Anti-idpol" because he is too autistic to empathize with minorities Has no time for reading revisionists like Marx Secrety dreams of earning normies' respect and acceptance by becoming the new Lenin as never participated in protests or parties Reads Marx unironically Former Democrat Nominally "anti capitalist", but too unprincipled to abstain from buying an iPhone. Went through much trouble to get a phone shipped from the Nazbol Republic of China Reads nothing but Dugin and Limonov; has memorized a good chunk of Limonov's erotic novels Too awkward to be taken seriously; is very self-conscious about this and refuses to engage in political discourse Boots yellow from the blood of libertarian snakes Has North Korean partner who is well- versed in the writings of Assad and Kim II-Sung MADE BY NAZBOL GANG
Does not leave his house without three (3) Anti Has no qualms about blasting Red Army Choir music until everyone's eardrums are purged of globalisnm The Virgin Marxist The Chad azbonist/Gliobalst/ime erialist flags Lowkey insecure about his understanding of "Anti-idpol" because he is too autistic to empathize with minorities Has no time for reading revisionists like Marx Secrety dreams of earning normies' respect and acceptance by becoming the new Lenin as never participated in protests or parties Reads Marx unironically Former Democrat Nominally "anti capitalist", but too unprincipled to abstain from buying an iPhone. Went through much trouble to get a phone shipped from the Nazbol Republic of China Reads nothing but Dugin and Limonov; has memorized a good chunk of Limonov's erotic novels Too awkward to be taken seriously; is very self-conscious about this and refuses to engage in political discourse Boots yellow from the blood of libertarian snakes Has North Korean partner who is well- versed in the writings of Assad and Kim II-Sung MADE BY NAZBOL GANG

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Virgin Mandela vs. Mugabe Chad

The virgin Mandela vs. The Chad Mugabe Literal Hitler mustache in 2018 Blood transfusions to stay alive Light skin with weird spots Rules country for over 30 years Isn't even alive Will probably live foreve Wants reconciliation between the races Gets overthrown but still lives life of luxury Doesn't even attempt to stage coup to reman in power after legal term ends Takes white farmers lan<d like an alpha Rejects decadent West "We are not gays" Years in jail People forgot he was alive "Mandela effect" Dark chocolatey skin Sets a world record in inflation Allows gay marriage Aids, crime, corruption Eats endangered species on his birthday while peasants starve Wife Gucci Grace goes on shopping sprees
The virgin Mandela vs. The Chad Mugabe Literal Hitler mustache in 2018 Blood transfusions to stay alive Light skin with weird spots Rules country for over 30 years Isn't even alive Will probably live foreve Wants reconciliation between the races Gets overthrown but still lives life of luxury Doesn't even attempt to stage coup to reman in power after legal term ends Takes white farmers lan<d like an alpha Rejects decadent West "We are not gays" Years in jail People forgot he was alive "Mandela effect" Dark chocolatey skin Sets a world record in inflation Allows gay marriage Aids, crime, corruption Eats endangered species on his birthday while peasants starve Wife Gucci Grace goes on shopping sprees

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Virgin Peer Review vs. Chad

The Virgin Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. The Chad Blog Post Incoherent rants no one can debunk ins every online argument Paper rejected by 7 journals before publication You have to pay to see it So no one does STOR Uses whatever text he wants 4 paragraphs Doesn't need sources Quickly debunked bv other academics Anyone can view it for free log is viewed by millions Posts from home in his underwear Never cited by others No one ever reads it Isn't beholden to any academics Total intellectual freedom Took one vear to complete Works for a think tank or Universitv Work is completely beholden to mainstream thought Updates blog whenever he wants 20 pages with 100-+ feetnotes
The Virgin Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. The Chad Blog Post Incoherent rants no one can debunk ins every online argument Paper rejected by 7 journals before publication You have to pay to see it So no one does STOR Uses whatever text he wants 4 paragraphs Doesn't need sources Quickly debunked bv other academics Anyone can view it for free log is viewed by millions Posts from home in his underwear Never cited by others No one ever reads it Isn't beholden to any academics Total intellectual freedom Took one vear to complete Works for a think tank or Universitv Work is completely beholden to mainstream thought Updates blog whenever he wants 20 pages with 100-+ feetnotes

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virgin centrist vs chad extremist

triggered everyone with a cartoon frog союз нерушимыи республик свободных, сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов, ЕДИНЬИ, МОГУчии советскии союз! views are so edgy that THE CHAD TANKIE censored by companies and the government defeated nazi germany beat the USA to space THE CHAD NAZI sends virgin centrist to concentration camp AK-47 working class edgy aesthetic awe-lnspiring anthems stands with North Korea against a---- master race Western imperialism sends virgin centrist to started the biggest war in the 20th century gets in touch with his roots revolutionary seizes the means of production everyone remembers everyone is scared of him bamboozles political opponents every time by using their rhetoric to appeal to populists The Virgin Centrist the soviet national has no aesthetic has no values or music of his own punch buggy will never feel glorious solidarity with people of his same political views horseshoe theory is probably biased in favor of republicans or democrats but is too ashamed to admit middle ground fallacy contributes no new ideas or policies to society boring and predictable owns a million dollars worth in bitcoin meme ideology breaks windows of starbucks makes fun of others for wanting to change society for the better drowning in anime p---- launches a TM throws molotov at virgin centrist centrist is the hacker known as 4chan stands up for himself against authorities never forgets somehow gets away with buying hard drugs over the internet makes good bread Libertarian taxation is theft isn't ashamed of having pansexual o----- smokes weed every day wants to protect everyone from hierarchies actually pulls off THE CHAD ANCOM wearing all black unlike the virgin centrist THE CHAD ANCAP orders the private army of McDonald':s neighbors' territory because their eaves fell onto his lawn violating the kills them and captures the wife and o reparations for burdens inflicted upon them as child slaves in his basement combination of colors ever
triggered everyone with a cartoon frog союз нерушимыи республик свободных, сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов, ЕДИНЬИ, МОГУчии советскии союз! views are so edgy that THE CHAD TANKIE censored by companies and the government defeated nazi germany beat the USA to space THE CHAD NAZI sends virgin centrist to concentration camp AK-47 working class edgy aesthetic awe-lnspiring anthems stands with North Korea against a---- master race Western imperialism sends virgin centrist to started the biggest war in the 20th century gets in touch with his roots revolutionary seizes the means of production everyone remembers everyone is scared of him bamboozles political opponents every time by using their rhetoric to appeal to populists The Virgin Centrist the soviet national has no aesthetic has no values or music of his own punch buggy will never feel glorious solidarity with people of his same political views horseshoe theory is probably biased in favor of republicans or democrats but is too ashamed to admit middle ground fallacy contributes no new ideas or policies to society boring and predictable owns a million dollars worth in bitcoin meme ideology breaks windows of starbucks makes fun of others for wanting to change society for the better drowning in anime p---- launches a TM throws molotov at virgin centrist centrist is the hacker known as 4chan stands up for himself against authorities never forgets somehow gets away with buying hard drugs over the internet makes good bread Libertarian taxation is theft isn't ashamed of having pansexual o----- smokes weed every day wants to protect everyone from hierarchies actually pulls off THE CHAD ANCOM wearing all black unlike the virgin centrist THE CHAD ANCAP orders the private army of McDonald':s neighbors' territory because their eaves fell onto his lawn violating the kills them and captures the wife and o reparations for burdens inflicted upon them as child slaves in his basement combination of colors ever

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The Chad Enclave

THE VIRGIN NCR THE CHAD ENCLAVE Can lose to a bunch of guys who wear football uniforms (Chads) Power Armour made of ceramic, still stronger than anything the Brotherhood uses Every soldier has Power Armour Training Literally defeated by a random mailman and his robot Got defeated by the descendant of a legendary hero, who was picked by a psychic as the chosen one of his homeland, still resurfaces across the country. President had to be rescued by a guy from a Vault Shoots pathetic little bullets at their enemies Only group to make their own Power Armour Packing some powerful energy weapons unheard of by your average Raider
THE VIRGIN NCR THE CHAD ENCLAVE Can lose to a bunch of guys who wear football uniforms (Chads) Power Armour made of ceramic, still stronger than anything the Brotherhood uses Every soldier has Power Armour Training Literally defeated by a random mailman and his robot Got defeated by the descendant of a legendary hero, who was picked by a psychic as the chosen one of his homeland, still resurfaces across the country. President had to be rescued by a guy from a Vault Shoots pathetic little bullets at their enemies Only group to make their own Power Armour Packing some powerful energy weapons unheard of by your average Raider

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Spyro the Virgin & Chad Bandicoot by drwankbanana

speaks gibberish, does not give a f--- about coherent language master gymnast can't even fly, just glides around annoying nasally voice has to use little dragonfly as main line of defense incapacitates self when charging into walls spin spin m----------- best friend is a floating ancient mask no memorable villains kinda gay purple color striking orange color demands attention and respect uniquely designed consistent arch nemesis
speaks gibberish, does not give a f--- about coherent language master gymnast can't even fly, just glides around annoying nasally voice has to use little dragonfly as main line of defense incapacitates self when charging into walls spin spin m----------- best friend is a floating ancient mask no memorable villains kinda gay purple color striking orange color demands attention and respect uniquely designed consistent arch nemesis

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Home Depot VS Lowes

Most like bald or balding The Virgin Lowes Employee" he Chad Home Depot Associate" Basking in confidence, knows every SKU and where to find it Stares at customers until they get uncomfortable Avoids eye contact with customers Lacking confidence, doesn't know where half the items in the store are Wears a s----- vest Doesn't like to wear gloves, complains his job is harder with them on Wears gloves because he likes to stay InFocus every day Forced to wear ieans in the middle of summer Wears a bitching apron, can hold everything in his pouches Relies on his phone to help customers Wears a short sleeve shirt to show off massive biceps from lifting freight Walks slowly everywhere in the store, can't even use lift equipement Has a massive d--- that he uses to plow Lowes' employees' wives with Can use every piece of equipment in the store, chooses to pick up pallets with hands instead Gets to wear shorts during the summer, shows off massive calves and makes everyone wet Can walk at the speed of light, always gets to customers on time
Most like bald or balding The Virgin Lowes Employee" he Chad Home Depot Associate" Basking in confidence, knows every SKU and where to find it Stares at customers until they get uncomfortable Avoids eye contact with customers Lacking confidence, doesn't know where half the items in the store are Wears a s----- vest Doesn't like to wear gloves, complains his job is harder with them on Wears gloves because he likes to stay InFocus every day Forced to wear ieans in the middle of summer Wears a bitching apron, can hold everything in his pouches Relies on his phone to help customers Wears a short sleeve shirt to show off massive biceps from lifting freight Walks slowly everywhere in the store, can't even use lift equipement Has a massive d--- that he uses to plow Lowes' employees' wives with Can use every piece of equipment in the store, chooses to pick up pallets with hands instead Gets to wear shorts during the summer, shows off massive calves and makes everyone wet Can walk at the speed of light, always gets to customers on time

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