Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Virgin Guitarist v. CHAD SHREDDER
!["HE CHYD SHREDDER The Virgin "Guitarist" only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar he plays can't even play a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone groupies are on a will probably end up switching to never heard sweaty clammy hands music other than Waiting list for his own him bass since its easier phyiscally unable to play without others learns scales has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum e ఎ jr the smiths ect listens to dinosaur takes lessons at shredding potential 21 శ త only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone Greamitp wear converse to fit in even though he finds them slash wants to play in pubic uncomfy be him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/673/984/f6b.png)
!["HE CHYD SHREDDER The Virgin "Guitarist" only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar he plays can't even play a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone groupies are on a will probably end up switching to never heard sweaty clammy hands music other than Waiting list for his own him bass since its easier phyiscally unable to play without others learns scales has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum e ఎ jr the smiths ect listens to dinosaur takes lessons at shredding potential 21 శ త only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone Greamitp wear converse to fit in even though he finds them slash wants to play in pubic uncomfy be him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/673/984/f6b.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Alex Warski v. CHAD SJW SHIRTLESS BRO
![the chad sjw bro virgin alex VS too afraid to fight. instead just threatens to shoot you "BLAUGGHHH!!!" "racism isn't cool bro" hunched over insecure walk Has tazer, to0 much of a p---- to really use it. ripped shirt. doesnt care because carries grocerys. only guns he needs are lefty and righty hes taking it off to knock you the f--- out anyway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/673/972/f8a.png)
![the chad sjw bro virgin alex VS too afraid to fight. instead just threatens to shoot you "BLAUGGHHH!!!" "racism isn't cool bro" hunched over insecure walk Has tazer, to0 much of a p---- to really use it. ripped shirt. doesnt care because carries grocerys. only guns he needs are lefty and righty hes taking it off to knock you the f--- out anyway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/673/972/f8a.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Shut-In vs. Chad Salaryman
![Has fans, flesh buds them anyway Virgin Shut-In CHAD SALARY MAN Killed his father (twice) Poor fashion sense; has a heart embedded in his skull Leeches off of close ones Avoids contact with rival's grand- son's grandson, and backs away immediately upon direct contact Only gets up after the sun's already set Provides for his family Perceives every oncoming twitch as "messing him up" Has a healthy Wardrobe is sense of routine straight-up PUA Assertive Looks dapper af Is a literal banana Can stop time, uses it to play silly games Picturesque relationship with father Twice deemed worthy by the golden arrow Relies on an army of incompetents Can kill you anytime he wants; doesn't Dies by taking a punch to the knee Cultured; has recently been to an art gallery Saves a stranger's marriage, f---- his wife Adorns himself with hearts, has none of his own Can be killed only by divine intervention Dies surrounded by loved ones Nice shoes Is an army of one Weird shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/672/858/3cb.png)
![Has fans, flesh buds them anyway Virgin Shut-In CHAD SALARY MAN Killed his father (twice) Poor fashion sense; has a heart embedded in his skull Leeches off of close ones Avoids contact with rival's grand- son's grandson, and backs away immediately upon direct contact Only gets up after the sun's already set Provides for his family Perceives every oncoming twitch as "messing him up" Has a healthy Wardrobe is sense of routine straight-up PUA Assertive Looks dapper af Is a literal banana Can stop time, uses it to play silly games Picturesque relationship with father Twice deemed worthy by the golden arrow Relies on an army of incompetents Can kill you anytime he wants; doesn't Dies by taking a punch to the knee Cultured; has recently been to an art gallery Saves a stranger's marriage, f---- his wife Adorns himself with hearts, has none of his own Can be killed only by divine intervention Dies surrounded by loved ones Nice shoes Is an army of one Weird shoes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/672/858/3cb.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
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![The Virgin Internet Trans culture The chad hanging out Use 1/1ech with trans People inTeal life Ihypothetical friend because my raul fricnas frittd becsuse Bortreging me t. Thing I, the eu thir, Dislifes. relies havily on Symbolismand Imagery to conveg beutiful and COMPEX things like Identty and emotiono would be lerierd is in Teal like talk ysing you words to Describe Your feeling instead of reaction I nages With a reaperson who has, experial real things. d:ysPU?!t jo overwhelming yet some noW Lane. Deficts acts which personally Make me fcel Distraaght theat I am nod carrently Darng Eriend things a sehuirly Lovely experience you go you Can learn from yourfr.iekds friens needs Tecmology To existo while your learnfrom you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/672/509/ded.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The chadest Balkans
![Pretty much.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/672/460/6b0.jpg)
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Virgin vs. Chad
Super Virgin Logan vs Action Chad Now
![Action Chad Now! Super Virgin Logan Creators actually know that the show doesn't have a high budget, but they just have fun making the episodes anyway. Show is very memorable and gets funnier when you watch it as a adult. Videos are just plain unfunny just like a Dorkly skit, but worst. Character Jeffy makes Sonichu look more Is super strong. and super naked. lovable. Logan is possibly responsible for the YouTube Ad-pocalypse that happened since his videos seem like family friendly, but are just videos that are targeted The fans are literally just children. Was one of the segments on Kablam to get it's on show. And quite possibly the best segment on the show. Logan scams his fans for money to make videos. Only true 90's fans are fans of this show. towards adults. And not even adults like this crap.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/672/343/6e5.png)
![Action Chad Now! Super Virgin Logan Creators actually know that the show doesn't have a high budget, but they just have fun making the episodes anyway. Show is very memorable and gets funnier when you watch it as a adult. Videos are just plain unfunny just like a Dorkly skit, but worst. Character Jeffy makes Sonichu look more Is super strong. and super naked. lovable. Logan is possibly responsible for the YouTube Ad-pocalypse that happened since his videos seem like family friendly, but are just videos that are targeted The fans are literally just children. Was one of the segments on Kablam to get it's on show. And quite possibly the best segment on the show. Logan scams his fans for money to make videos. Only true 90's fans are fans of this show. towards adults. And not even adults like this crap.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/672/343/6e5.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Dr. Virgin Calhattan vs. DR. CHAD MANHATTAN
![The virgin DR. HBO CALHATTAN vs CHAD SNYDER'S Dr. CHADHATTAN INCREDIBLE POSTURE HARDLY EVER Terrible posture EMPHASIZES BROAD WEARS CLOTHING SHOULDERS AND WIDE Wears bland t-shirt PECS to cover skinnyfat body DEEP VOICE AND STEADY, Barely ever glows EMOTIONLESS TONE CONVEY GLOWS KNOWLEDGE AND AUTHORITY Weak, lilting voice and emotional tone betrays beta personality I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ADRIAN Somehow tricked and captured by a bunch of alt- right Could have created an entire harem of stacies, returns to Earth to HAS EPIC MUSIC MULTIPLIES HIMSELF TO F--- HIS BY PHILIP GLASS goons, despite being a god PLAY DURING STACEY GIRLFRIEND, BUT MOSTLY JUST TO WATCH HIMSELF F--- ORIGIN SCENE shack up with Lindelof's OC for reasons unknown BIGGEST CHANGE HE EVER MADE Literally wearing blue body paint WAS TURNING HIS SKIN A Takes 8 episodes to show up SLIGHTLY DARKER BLUE TO APPEAR ON CAMERA APPEARS IN OPENING CREDITS ONWARDS Gets called out by a guy who killed 3 million people for being problematic IS FRAMED FOR THE DEATH OF MILLIONS BY WORLD'S SMARTEST MAN, STILL DOESN'T MEAN ΑΝΥΤΗING MORE ΤΟ HIM ΤHAN WORLD'S SMARTEST TERMITE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/670/976/5c2.png)
![The virgin DR. HBO CALHATTAN vs CHAD SNYDER'S Dr. CHADHATTAN INCREDIBLE POSTURE HARDLY EVER Terrible posture EMPHASIZES BROAD WEARS CLOTHING SHOULDERS AND WIDE Wears bland t-shirt PECS to cover skinnyfat body DEEP VOICE AND STEADY, Barely ever glows EMOTIONLESS TONE CONVEY GLOWS KNOWLEDGE AND AUTHORITY Weak, lilting voice and emotional tone betrays beta personality I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ADRIAN Somehow tricked and captured by a bunch of alt- right Could have created an entire harem of stacies, returns to Earth to HAS EPIC MUSIC MULTIPLIES HIMSELF TO F--- HIS BY PHILIP GLASS goons, despite being a god PLAY DURING STACEY GIRLFRIEND, BUT MOSTLY JUST TO WATCH HIMSELF F--- ORIGIN SCENE shack up with Lindelof's OC for reasons unknown BIGGEST CHANGE HE EVER MADE Literally wearing blue body paint WAS TURNING HIS SKIN A Takes 8 episodes to show up SLIGHTLY DARKER BLUE TO APPEAR ON CAMERA APPEARS IN OPENING CREDITS ONWARDS Gets called out by a guy who killed 3 million people for being problematic IS FRAMED FOR THE DEATH OF MILLIONS BY WORLD'S SMARTEST MAN, STILL DOESN'T MEAN ΑΝΥΤΗING MORE ΤΟ HIM ΤHAN WORLD'S SMARTEST TERMITE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/670/976/5c2.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Sargon v. Metokur
![The Virgin Sargon The Chad Metokur can do whatever compensates by calling himself an ancient ruler he wants, btfos needs a p--- named after a euros on the daily shitposting forum license btfo by literally everyone from every side only name doxed after over a decade banned from patreon can disappear for months and still make patreonbux literally just wants to laugh at dumb s--- "i-i'm classical liberal" leaves stream muted for 20 minutes, isn't even a boomer fully doxed gets multiple times more live viewers probably an actual boomer, can figure out how to stream thinks the internet is srs bsns despite half the subs wears an oversized suit to try to look professional evades twitter ban has a good friend to doesn't even own a suit tweet for him ruins memes denounced gamergate as faggotry still cares about insanely dedicated fanbase gamergate big tiddy asian gf flirts with trannies despite being married](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/670/971/90a.jpg)
![The Virgin Sargon The Chad Metokur can do whatever compensates by calling himself an ancient ruler he wants, btfos needs a p--- named after a euros on the daily shitposting forum license btfo by literally everyone from every side only name doxed after over a decade banned from patreon can disappear for months and still make patreonbux literally just wants to laugh at dumb s--- "i-i'm classical liberal" leaves stream muted for 20 minutes, isn't even a boomer fully doxed gets multiple times more live viewers probably an actual boomer, can figure out how to stream thinks the internet is srs bsns despite half the subs wears an oversized suit to try to look professional evades twitter ban has a good friend to doesn't even own a suit tweet for him ruins memes denounced gamergate as faggotry still cares about insanely dedicated fanbase gamergate big tiddy asian gf flirts with trannies despite being married](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/670/971/90a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Illumination Grinch v. CHAD NETFLIX GREEN EGGS & HAM
![The Chad Sam I Am The Virgin Grinch Brilliant animated series Mediocre animated film Beautiful hand drawn animation Cgi animation Made by Illumination which is one of the worst animation studios Is faithful to Dr. Seuss' book of the same name while succeeding in stretching the book to a full series. The original was way better and it makes the Jim Carrey live action film look great by comparison. Made by Wamer Brothers Animation which is a respected TVanimation studio Narrated by Pharrell Williams Narrated by Keegan Michael Key from Key and Peele Voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch Voiced by Adam Devine, the voice of Pizza Steve and star of Workaholics Grinch isn't grumpy enough. Sam I Am acts exactly like his book counterpart.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/670/966/4d0.jpg)
![The Chad Sam I Am The Virgin Grinch Brilliant animated series Mediocre animated film Beautiful hand drawn animation Cgi animation Made by Illumination which is one of the worst animation studios Is faithful to Dr. Seuss' book of the same name while succeeding in stretching the book to a full series. The original was way better and it makes the Jim Carrey live action film look great by comparison. Made by Wamer Brothers Animation which is a respected TVanimation studio Narrated by Pharrell Williams Narrated by Keegan Michael Key from Key and Peele Voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch Voiced by Adam Devine, the voice of Pizza Steve and star of Workaholics Grinch isn't grumpy enough. Sam I Am acts exactly like his book counterpart.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/670/966/4d0.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Chad stride vs the virgin walk
![@efioladele the Chad stride vs the virgin walk Traducir Tweet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/670/490/338.png)
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Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Detonator Pyro v. CHAD SCORCH SHOT PYRO
![virgin Detonator Pyro VS. Chad Scorch Shot Pyro Probably uses the Powerjack so he can escape the f----- up situations he got himself into Knows that Scorch shot is better for both attack and defense Thinks he's hot s--- Uses the Frying Pan, hangs out with Demopans for using Detonator Can't go 5 seconds without telling people about how he had to learn to use this piece of trash Kills friendlies because he can't bare to watch other people having fun High-fives every friendly he can Shoots to kill. As simple as that Uses Detonator to get up to high places to taunt kill F2P snipers like a p---- Helps the team push or capture intel Taunts after every kill like a scunt Respects the other team Probably has the Degraser equiped Can equip any flamethrower, works with everything because the Detonator doesn't work with anything](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/669/709/f82.jpg)
![virgin Detonator Pyro VS. Chad Scorch Shot Pyro Probably uses the Powerjack so he can escape the f----- up situations he got himself into Knows that Scorch shot is better for both attack and defense Thinks he's hot s--- Uses the Frying Pan, hangs out with Demopans for using Detonator Can't go 5 seconds without telling people about how he had to learn to use this piece of trash Kills friendlies because he can't bare to watch other people having fun High-fives every friendly he can Shoots to kill. As simple as that Uses Detonator to get up to high places to taunt kill F2P snipers like a p---- Helps the team push or capture intel Taunts after every kill like a scunt Respects the other team Probably has the Degraser equiped Can equip any flamethrower, works with everything because the Detonator doesn't work with anything](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/669/709/f82.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
the long s v. THE COOL S
![The chad cool S The virgin Long S - can be repeated in a chain (versatile) - easy to draw: even a 3 year old could - Paradife Loft do it - not even used in English anymore - gives anxiety to math students everywhere - worldwide phenomenon - instantly recognizable - way too many rules for usage: far more - Congrefs of the United States complicated than - looks 3d ie/ei - hard to write - no rules: if you write it backwards it just becomes a 2 - doesn't even look like an s](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/669/708/7b6.png)
![The chad cool S The virgin Long S - can be repeated in a chain (versatile) - easy to draw: even a 3 year old could - Paradife Loft do it - not even used in English anymore - gives anxiety to math students everywhere - worldwide phenomenon - instantly recognizable - way too many rules for usage: far more - Congrefs of the United States complicated than - looks 3d ie/ei - hard to write - no rules: if you write it backwards it just becomes a 2 - doesn't even look like an s](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/669/708/7b6.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
virgin chad vs chad virgin
![The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin VS. Relies on women's opinions for self esteem Outfit's colours clash, Bland sense of style, Doesn't give a s--- about anyone's opinions no sense of style but it's there Takes his Super Sonico Will never go on a date that waifu pillow to Denny's isn't a one night stand OUCH! Probably has 4 or 5 STDS Fully disease-free Never even heard of p--- Has a pornhub premium membership, still prefers rule 34 Insecure about d--- size, 43 inch d---, even though it's above average not for anyone's pleasure but his LVL 42 Cleric in his friend's DnD game Does nothing but drink with his friends Blames women for his problems, Respects women out of gets s--- for it and doesn't care Exclusively watches finest quality anime societal pressure Likes watching brainless sport channels](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/669/536/ed7.png)
![The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin VS. Relies on women's opinions for self esteem Outfit's colours clash, Bland sense of style, Doesn't give a s--- about anyone's opinions no sense of style but it's there Takes his Super Sonico Will never go on a date that waifu pillow to Denny's isn't a one night stand OUCH! Probably has 4 or 5 STDS Fully disease-free Never even heard of p--- Has a pornhub premium membership, still prefers rule 34 Insecure about d--- size, 43 inch d---, even though it's above average not for anyone's pleasure but his LVL 42 Cleric in his friend's DnD game Does nothing but drink with his friends Blames women for his problems, Respects women out of gets s--- for it and doesn't care Exclusively watches finest quality anime societal pressure Likes watching brainless sport channels](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/669/536/ed7.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Daedric Armor Fanboy v. CHAD DRAGONBORN ARMOR USER
![vs CHAD DRAGONBONE ÅRMOR USER VIRGIN DAEDRIC ARMOR FANBOY THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE HIS ARMOR LOOKS GUY WEARING THIS EATS DRAGON GUARDS ARE GENUINELY LIKE IT WAS P---- FOR BREAKFAST READY TO SELL THEIR DESIGNED BY AN FACE IS PARENTS TO GET A PIECE EDGY 12 YEAR OLD COVERED WAS BLESSED BY THE OF HIS ATTIRE ALLFATHER TODD WAS WORN BY SOME HIMSELF ELVES S--- DAEDRIC FUCKFACES THEMSELVES SEEING THIS PILE OF THE HiS HANDS ARE SO GUARDS DON'T TRUE NORDIC SWEATY HE NEEDS A GIVE A S--- B-B-BUT THE HIGHEST CHADNESS APPROACH LEATHER GLOVES TO ABOUT HIS BASE DAMAGE THEM HOLD A WEAPON ARMOR ABSORPTION HiS DRAGONBULGE BURSTING FROM UNDER LEATHER LINING CAN BE SEEN ALL ACROSS SKYRIM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/666/521/ac7.jpg)
![vs CHAD DRAGONBONE ÅRMOR USER VIRGIN DAEDRIC ARMOR FANBOY THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE HIS ARMOR LOOKS GUY WEARING THIS EATS DRAGON GUARDS ARE GENUINELY LIKE IT WAS P---- FOR BREAKFAST READY TO SELL THEIR DESIGNED BY AN FACE IS PARENTS TO GET A PIECE EDGY 12 YEAR OLD COVERED WAS BLESSED BY THE OF HIS ATTIRE ALLFATHER TODD WAS WORN BY SOME HIMSELF ELVES S--- DAEDRIC FUCKFACES THEMSELVES SEEING THIS PILE OF THE HiS HANDS ARE SO GUARDS DON'T TRUE NORDIC SWEATY HE NEEDS A GIVE A S--- B-B-BUT THE HIGHEST CHADNESS APPROACH LEATHER GLOVES TO ABOUT HIS BASE DAMAGE THEM HOLD A WEAPON ARMOR ABSORPTION HiS DRAGONBULGE BURSTING FROM UNDER LEATHER LINING CAN BE SEEN ALL ACROSS SKYRIM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/666/521/ac7.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Stormcloak v. CHAD LEGIONNAIRE
![Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest when it was "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a chance against the Dominion actually Jarl Hrolfdir who Joined the Legion because he is tired of the Stormcloaks tearing everything apart and weakening everyone ordered it Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army, what is emphacized in His leader refuses to have a navy despite the fact that most of Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) cards from the Heroes of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone. Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship was legal there and that the nords Ulfric clearly states that Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying he won't let the moot Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got of Whiterun were ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that personally captured by an imperial general the Dominion is a sleeping beast and that the nords won't be able Says the Emperor was a coward for to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but in a few months ter the gor says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush after the general was in charge of the legions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/666/520/fbd.jpg)
![Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest when it was "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a chance against the Dominion actually Jarl Hrolfdir who Joined the Legion because he is tired of the Stormcloaks tearing everything apart and weakening everyone ordered it Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army, what is emphacized in His leader refuses to have a navy despite the fact that most of Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) cards from the Heroes of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone. Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship was legal there and that the nords Ulfric clearly states that Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying he won't let the moot Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got of Whiterun were ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that personally captured by an imperial general the Dominion is a sleeping beast and that the nords won't be able Says the Emperor was a coward for to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but in a few months ter the gor says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush after the general was in charge of the legions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/666/520/fbd.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Scooby Doo v. CHAD SCRAPPY DOO
![The Virgin SCOOBY Do0 The Chad Scrappy Doo Impossible to understand Lives in a what he's saying constant state of fear Iconic catch phrases Understands Hangs out with hippies, probably a pacifist that violence like "Let me at em!" is sometimes Unable to be necessary Speaks in clear, perfect English found when we've got some work to do, now Binge eating disorder "Ta-da-da ta-da! Saved a beloved Puppy power!" is timeless and franchise from irrelevance hilarious](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/666/518/949.jpg)
![The Virgin SCOOBY Do0 The Chad Scrappy Doo Impossible to understand Lives in a what he's saying constant state of fear Iconic catch phrases Understands Hangs out with hippies, probably a pacifist that violence like "Let me at em!" is sometimes Unable to be necessary Speaks in clear, perfect English found when we've got some work to do, now Binge eating disorder "Ta-da-da ta-da! Saved a beloved Puppy power!" is timeless and franchise from irrelevance hilarious](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/666/518/949.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad