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The Virgin Clinton vs. The Chad Johnson
![VIRGIN FRANKLIN Is barely a gangsta Hangs out with a drunk boomer and a meth head living in a trailer Got rejected by Tanisha Can't get rid of that yee yee ass haircut Most of the properties he can own can also be owned by fellow virgin Michael GSF for life CHAD JOHNSON Hangs out with a Mexican gang leader and a Chinese Triad boss (Hung out with Big Smoke and Ryder, both internet meme royalty before they betrayed him) Has 6 girlfriends, including an Asian doctor who lets him keep his weapons after dying and a policewoman who lets him keep his weapons after getting arrested Can change his haircut in numerous ways including dying his hair pink and green Can own a whole airfield and a car showroom that only he can own](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/732/470/b28.png)
![VIRGIN FRANKLIN Is barely a gangsta Hangs out with a drunk boomer and a meth head living in a trailer Got rejected by Tanisha Can't get rid of that yee yee ass haircut Most of the properties he can own can also be owned by fellow virgin Michael GSF for life CHAD JOHNSON Hangs out with a Mexican gang leader and a Chinese Triad boss (Hung out with Big Smoke and Ryder, both internet meme royalty before they betrayed him) Has 6 girlfriends, including an Asian doctor who lets him keep his weapons after dying and a policewoman who lets him keep his weapons after getting arrested Can change his haircut in numerous ways including dying his hair pink and green Can own a whole airfield and a car showroom that only he can own](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/732/470/b28.png)
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The Virgin De Santa vs. The Chadko Bellic
![The virgin Michael DeSanta Cucked by a tennis coach Is a failure as a father and husband Ends up being the FIB's bitch; does all the dirty work for them Tries yoga to reduce stress; falls multiple times and only gets angrier Son disrespects him so much that he tried to sell his boat, ends up having it stolen Is rich, lives in LA, and still has nothing of real value in his life Betrayed his friend Trevor and let him think he was dead Knows his therapist overcharges and doesn't help, still goes anyway Police kill him almost instantly for bumping into them Rarely gets phone calls, usually when he does it's someone telling him to do something Life is a neverending hell of loss and despair, still manages to stay focused on his goals The Chad Niko Bellic Fought in the Yugoslav wars Ev Constantly receives phone calls from friends asking him to go bowling, play darts, etc. Relieves stress by beating the s--- out of the nearby hotdog salesman Grinds his way through the criminal ranks to get what he wants Watched many of his friends die, causing him to become the badass he is today Kills nearly everyone that f---- with him or his cousin Agrees to rob a bank without hesitation Walks down the street openly carrying an AK; cops do nothing to intervene Gains the respect of numerous important criminal leaders on his journey of justice](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/732/469/25d.jpg)
![The virgin Michael DeSanta Cucked by a tennis coach Is a failure as a father and husband Ends up being the FIB's bitch; does all the dirty work for them Tries yoga to reduce stress; falls multiple times and only gets angrier Son disrespects him so much that he tried to sell his boat, ends up having it stolen Is rich, lives in LA, and still has nothing of real value in his life Betrayed his friend Trevor and let him think he was dead Knows his therapist overcharges and doesn't help, still goes anyway Police kill him almost instantly for bumping into them Rarely gets phone calls, usually when he does it's someone telling him to do something Life is a neverending hell of loss and despair, still manages to stay focused on his goals The Chad Niko Bellic Fought in the Yugoslav wars Ev Constantly receives phone calls from friends asking him to go bowling, play darts, etc. Relieves stress by beating the s--- out of the nearby hotdog salesman Grinds his way through the criminal ranks to get what he wants Watched many of his friends die, causing him to become the badass he is today Kills nearly everyone that f---- with him or his cousin Agrees to rob a bank without hesitation Walks down the street openly carrying an AK; cops do nothing to intervene Gains the respect of numerous important criminal leaders on his journey of justice](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/732/469/25d.jpg)
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The Virgin Chad vs. The Chad Virgin (Solo version)
![The Virgin Chad Only has sex with virgins so they can't compare his d--- to anyone else Insecure M More std's than an entire Fraternity Too busy on Tindr to exercise Can't hold a meaningful relationship The Chad Virgin Pure of body and mind Ev Too busy pumping iron to look at anyone sexually Doesn't have sex because his d--- would literally rip his partner in half Him and his GF are waiting until marriage Secure in his masculinity, doesn't need to compensate](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/723/237/c17.jpg)
![The Virgin Chad Only has sex with virgins so they can't compare his d--- to anyone else Insecure M More std's than an entire Fraternity Too busy on Tindr to exercise Can't hold a meaningful relationship The Chad Virgin Pure of body and mind Ev Too busy pumping iron to look at anyone sexually Doesn't have sex because his d--- would literally rip his partner in half Him and his GF are waiting until marriage Secure in his masculinity, doesn't need to compensate](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/723/237/c17.jpg)
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The Virgin Billie Eilish vs. The Chad Michael Jackson
![The Virgin Billie Eilish Dances like she's having a stroke Fakes mental illness Sings about killing your dad for not buying tickets to some show Wears her fat grandpa's hand-me-downs Worshipped by incels and 14 year olds who think they're psychos because their dad didn't pass the mustard when they asked Looks like she's constantly having a facial seizure THE CHAD MICHAEL JACKSON Most iconic dance moves this century Ezt Still producing music and performing on stage despite being dead for 10 years Sings about changing the world for the better Wears only the most fashionable clothing for his performance MB Has dedicated fans and stage impersonators, all grooving and making the world a better place Almost always smiling](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/723/236/018.jpg)
![The Virgin Billie Eilish Dances like she's having a stroke Fakes mental illness Sings about killing your dad for not buying tickets to some show Wears her fat grandpa's hand-me-downs Worshipped by incels and 14 year olds who think they're psychos because their dad didn't pass the mustard when they asked Looks like she's constantly having a facial seizure THE CHAD MICHAEL JACKSON Most iconic dance moves this century Ezt Still producing music and performing on stage despite being dead for 10 years Sings about changing the world for the better Wears only the most fashionable clothing for his performance MB Has dedicated fans and stage impersonators, all grooving and making the world a better place Almost always smiling](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/723/236/018.jpg)
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The Virgin Wasp vs. The Chad Bee
![the virgin wasp eats their larva's s--- can sting more than once throws out their larva to die before winter invades personal spaces kills bees ruins picnics THE CHAD BEE stings once voiced by Jerry Seinfield larva produces honey defends larva at all costs respects your personal space is you respect his good for the enviornment Alex The Boi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/723/235/b37.jpg)
![the virgin wasp eats their larva's s--- can sting more than once throws out their larva to die before winter invades personal spaces kills bees ruins picnics THE CHAD BEE stings once voiced by Jerry Seinfield larva produces honey defends larva at all costs respects your personal space is you respect his good for the enviornment Alex The Boi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/723/235/b37.jpg)
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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Annie
![Virgin vs. Chad, but EVERYONE'S Annie.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/721/689/4bd.jpg)
![Virgin vs. Chad, but EVERYONE'S Annie.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/721/689/4bd.jpg)
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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Sam
![Virgin vs. Chad, but EVERYONE'S Sam! This is of course, my biggest Virgin vs. Chad meme yet!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/721/018/735.jpg)
![Virgin vs. Chad, but EVERYONE'S Sam! This is of course, my biggest Virgin vs. Chad meme yet!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/721/018/735.jpg)
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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Arthur
![Virgin vs. Chad, but EVERYONE'S Arthur!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/720/998/354.jpg)
![Virgin vs. Chad, but EVERYONE'S Arthur!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/720/998/354.jpg)
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The Virgin Paul Rabin vs The Amazing Spider-Man
![You’ll thank me for this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/720/772/bf6.png)
![You’ll thank me for this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/720/772/bf6.png)
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![Virgin Joseph Emo haircut Uses night vision googles so he can hide in the dark in shame Toy knife bought from Walmart Runs fast due to always running away from his problems 15 year old zoomer 3 feet manlet Can't jump high - has to crawl around like the sub-human that he is CHAD DANIELLE Large arsenal of weapons. Makes everything dead in seconds Bears warpaint, indicating she's ready to kick some ass Super cool grappling hook OIN 6 feet amazonian Has a tommahawk for scalping your s--- faster than a PS5 on launch day Jumps really high](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/710/902/fec.jpg)
![Virgin Joseph Emo haircut Uses night vision googles so he can hide in the dark in shame Toy knife bought from Walmart Runs fast due to always running away from his problems 15 year old zoomer 3 feet manlet Can't jump high - has to crawl around like the sub-human that he is CHAD DANIELLE Large arsenal of weapons. Makes everything dead in seconds Bears warpaint, indicating she's ready to kick some ass Super cool grappling hook OIN 6 feet amazonian Has a tommahawk for scalping your s--- faster than a PS5 on launch day Jumps really high](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/710/902/fec.jpg)
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The Virgin Chads vs. The Chad Virgins
![The Virgin chads logossoup - SLEEKINTEARS OUCH Only praised by wizards Forces their opinions on others only adored by bimbos and incels with no self esteem legit got annoying from the start gigachad is photoshopped, probably due to insecurity Chadjak is just used by pcm neckbeards to potray their s----- opinions admirers probably look like neckbeards irl people become their friends only for their high status claims to have a giant penis, doesn't know 10 nanometers isn't massive Admired by lads The chad Virgins respects others opinions logossoup Soyjak probably has the correct opinion 99.99% of the time praisers looks like giga-thads irl have actual self confidence adored by tracies and thads with high self esteem not annoying at all average fan is not photoshopped cuz he proud of his current body shape can easily beat the s--- out of chads, don't cuz violence isn't the answer actually have true friends that care about them claims to have a small to average sized penis, knows they have a " light year long penis, but they don't brag about it to not make chads feel bad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/701/286/77f.jpg)
![The Virgin chads logossoup - SLEEKINTEARS OUCH Only praised by wizards Forces their opinions on others only adored by bimbos and incels with no self esteem legit got annoying from the start gigachad is photoshopped, probably due to insecurity Chadjak is just used by pcm neckbeards to potray their s----- opinions admirers probably look like neckbeards irl people become their friends only for their high status claims to have a giant penis, doesn't know 10 nanometers isn't massive Admired by lads The chad Virgins respects others opinions logossoup Soyjak probably has the correct opinion 99.99% of the time praisers looks like giga-thads irl have actual self confidence adored by tracies and thads with high self esteem not annoying at all average fan is not photoshopped cuz he proud of his current body shape can easily beat the s--- out of chads, don't cuz violence isn't the answer actually have true friends that care about them claims to have a small to average sized penis, knows they have a " light year long penis, but they don't brag about it to not make chads feel bad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/701/286/77f.jpg)
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The Chad Minecraft vs. The Chad Terraria
![Basically a better version of the comparison than this one: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2674570-virgin-vs-chad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/701/285/42f.jpg)
![Basically a better version of the comparison than this one: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2674570-virgin-vs-chad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/701/285/42f.jpg)
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The Virgin Encyclopedia vs. The WikiCHADia
![Cost money Heavy ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA A New Sarney of Union Knowledge updates not free Vilme 19 JALAPRUNTERNATYSLAIUL OF THEY OF CO ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA, INC. ancama Takes time to search Virgin Encyclopedia Jimmy did it its for Ω 維 Use it's sources for homework ウィ W Millions of articles, in hundreds of languages и Free, no ads Chad Wikipedia](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/701/281/4d4.png)
![Cost money Heavy ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA A New Sarney of Union Knowledge updates not free Vilme 19 JALAPRUNTERNATYSLAIUL OF THEY OF CO ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA, INC. ancama Takes time to search Virgin Encyclopedia Jimmy did it its for Ω 維 Use it's sources for homework ウィ W Millions of articles, in hundreds of languages и Free, no ads Chad Wikipedia](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/701/281/4d4.png)
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Stay Hygenic!
![Either way, you probably don't want 'em in your body. Except for good bacteria, they can stay.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/697/092/5df.gif)
![Either way, you probably don't want 'em in your body. Except for good bacteria, they can stay.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/697/092/5df.gif)
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The Virgin Beast vs. The Chad Shrek
![THE VIRGIN BEAST has horns, the universal symbol of cuckoldry becomes handsome at the end, undermining the whole "looks don't matter" message Yet another cliché-filled Disney movie his only friends are household objects "tale as old as time…" no memes only got laid thanks to stockholm syndrome kidnaps old men out of sheer spite is a rich, spoiled prince who lives in a castle f-----' furry Belle turned him from a badass violent monster into a cute kitten in fancy clothes only had one good movie, followed by three forgettable direct-to-video sequels and an unecessary live action remake retelling of an old story THE CHAD SHREK love between him and Fiona blooms naturally lives in a swamp Ez subverts all fairy tale tropes Fiona loves him for who he is practically saved Dreamworks highly memeable almost 100% original despite being a book adaptation friends with a talking donkey, a swashbuckling cat and a dragon his love interest becomes ugly instead 2 never did anything wrong besides being grumpy is merely misunderstood spawned a successful franchise, including three great sequels and a spin-off "someBODY ONCE TOLD ME" shrek is love, shrek is life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/693/418/2b0.png)
![THE VIRGIN BEAST has horns, the universal symbol of cuckoldry becomes handsome at the end, undermining the whole "looks don't matter" message Yet another cliché-filled Disney movie his only friends are household objects "tale as old as time…" no memes only got laid thanks to stockholm syndrome kidnaps old men out of sheer spite is a rich, spoiled prince who lives in a castle f-----' furry Belle turned him from a badass violent monster into a cute kitten in fancy clothes only had one good movie, followed by three forgettable direct-to-video sequels and an unecessary live action remake retelling of an old story THE CHAD SHREK love between him and Fiona blooms naturally lives in a swamp Ez subverts all fairy tale tropes Fiona loves him for who he is practically saved Dreamworks highly memeable almost 100% original despite being a book adaptation friends with a talking donkey, a swashbuckling cat and a dragon his love interest becomes ugly instead 2 never did anything wrong besides being grumpy is merely misunderstood spawned a successful franchise, including three great sequels and a spin-off "someBODY ONCE TOLD ME" shrek is love, shrek is life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/693/418/2b0.png)
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The Virgin Trying to Copy Chad vs. The Chad Being Yourself
![virgin trying to copy chad likes music, doesnt listen to it dresses like a idiot نکاتی OUGH! works out to get girls might have a big d---, brags about it still a virgin worries too much about what people think of him chad being yourself retarted boots uses mobile reddit becase its more conveniant Ev 10 wears what is comfortable huge penis, doesnt brag about it d enjoys what he likes doesnt care about how people view him M3 works out becuase he likes working out my co comofrtable shoes comfortable with who he is of](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/691/589/914.jpg)
![virgin trying to copy chad likes music, doesnt listen to it dresses like a idiot نکاتی OUGH! works out to get girls might have a big d---, brags about it still a virgin worries too much about what people think of him chad being yourself retarted boots uses mobile reddit becase its more conveniant Ev 10 wears what is comfortable huge penis, doesnt brag about it d enjoys what he likes doesnt care about how people view him M3 works out becuase he likes working out my co comofrtable shoes comfortable with who he is of](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/691/589/914.jpg)
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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Gus
![The Virgin Gus Porter Origin: 2020, where the world went down a rabbit hole. Will be forgotten in a few years; only will be remembered by the biggest fans. Not quotable for heck. Is a spawn of Disney. So unpopular that not even Wikipedia bothers to make an article out of him. Is a stupid witch. His show is influenced by anime like a wimp. Appears in only one show. Horrible design with horrid, anime-esque animation. Full name: Augustus. Monolingual. From the degenerate, hyper-woke cartoon The Owl House. Spawned no memes. Also known as "Goops", proving he is a wimp. His show is essentially a hyper-woke rip-off of Harry Potter. Student who attends a hyper-woke public school. The Chad Gus Fring Origin: 2009, where being apolitical was much more common. Timeless. "I don't work with Junkies" Not a spawn of Disney. So popular that Wikipedia has an article out of him. Is a powerful crime lord. No need for anime influences; show is amazing the way it is. Sophisticated design with a pleasant live-action format. Shows up in not one, but TWO shows; very prominent in both of them at that. Full name: Gustavo. Bilingual. From the highly popular, cool, live-action show Breaking Bad Has a ton of memes dedicated to him. Also known as "The Chicken Man", proving he is a menace. His show is absolutely original. Businessman who runs his own chicken restaurant.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/689/766/1af.jpg)
![The Virgin Gus Porter Origin: 2020, where the world went down a rabbit hole. Will be forgotten in a few years; only will be remembered by the biggest fans. Not quotable for heck. Is a spawn of Disney. So unpopular that not even Wikipedia bothers to make an article out of him. Is a stupid witch. His show is influenced by anime like a wimp. Appears in only one show. Horrible design with horrid, anime-esque animation. Full name: Augustus. Monolingual. From the degenerate, hyper-woke cartoon The Owl House. Spawned no memes. Also known as "Goops", proving he is a wimp. His show is essentially a hyper-woke rip-off of Harry Potter. Student who attends a hyper-woke public school. The Chad Gus Fring Origin: 2009, where being apolitical was much more common. Timeless. "I don't work with Junkies" Not a spawn of Disney. So popular that Wikipedia has an article out of him. Is a powerful crime lord. No need for anime influences; show is amazing the way it is. Sophisticated design with a pleasant live-action format. Shows up in not one, but TWO shows; very prominent in both of them at that. Full name: Gustavo. Bilingual. From the highly popular, cool, live-action show Breaking Bad Has a ton of memes dedicated to him. Also known as "The Chicken Man", proving he is a menace. His show is absolutely original. Businessman who runs his own chicken restaurant.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/689/766/1af.jpg)
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The Virgin Velma vs. The Chad Moon Girl
![Lazy raceswap of pre- existing character Insufferable, self- righteous bigot Boring, stilted animation The Virgin Velma Lame red boots Thinks she's smarter than she really is Ironically does more to undermine social justice than promote it Gets an innocent man arrested and falsely convicted A prime example of "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" No Scooby Doo Loveable, quirky hero with relatable flaws who learns from her mistakes Original black character Fluid and vibrant comicbook-style animation The Chad Moon Girl Convertable skates Genuinly empowering female character and positive role model for kids Genius level IQ (built her own gadgets and underground lair) Offers insightful and nuanced social commentary that doesn't alienate viewers Protects the L.E.S. from evil on a regular basis Has a pet freaking dinosaur](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/688/957/18b.png)
![Lazy raceswap of pre- existing character Insufferable, self- righteous bigot Boring, stilted animation The Virgin Velma Lame red boots Thinks she's smarter than she really is Ironically does more to undermine social justice than promote it Gets an innocent man arrested and falsely convicted A prime example of "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" No Scooby Doo Loveable, quirky hero with relatable flaws who learns from her mistakes Original black character Fluid and vibrant comicbook-style animation The Chad Moon Girl Convertable skates Genuinly empowering female character and positive role model for kids Genius level IQ (built her own gadgets and underground lair) Offers insightful and nuanced social commentary that doesn't alienate viewers Protects the L.E.S. from evil on a regular basis Has a pet freaking dinosaur](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/688/957/18b.png)
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