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The Virgin Ghost vs. The Chad Cosmic Horror

The virgin ghost The Chad Cosmic Horror Passive agressive 令, 20令鱔鱔お 舌委令荒占 Corporeal, can't even touch you 小包 Literally already f------ dead Usually a child, ACTUAL virgin Boo! Too s--- for heaven, /too boring for hell *Rattles chains Overdone and BORING Throws tantrums Just an invisible dude Defeated by yelling "Jesus" at it
The virgin ghost The Chad Cosmic Horror Passive agressive 令, 20令鱔鱔お 舌委令荒占 Corporeal, can't even touch you 小包 Literally already f------ dead Usually a child, ACTUAL virgin Boo! Too s--- for heaven, /too boring for hell *Rattles chains Overdone and BORING Throws tantrums Just an invisible dude Defeated by yelling "Jesus" at it

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The Virgin Grunt vs The Chad Jackal by Throwaway-Shitman

Puts both hands to use The Chad. Jackal Same height as humans Ambidextrous, can use his left hand weapons with The Virgin Grunt 3 foot tall manlet Knows how to overcharge his plasma pistol, normally does it just Runs away like a little bitch whenever he can to piss people off Brightly colored armor makes him stand out Has more respect than the grunts Fights with fear in his eyes Needs a giant-ass backpack to keep breathing, makes him easier to hit Only retreats when absolutely necessary Can't even breathe oxygen, needs a gasmask to be able to survive Always fights with confidence and determination Has a sniper rifle that can kill the UNSC's best soldier in only one shot Has a big-ass shield to avoid getting hit Speaks english, which gives away tactical information Never misses a shot Can run a mile a minute thanks to swole legs Not extinct only due to mass breeding Willing to put himself up front in combat to cover his teammates Superiors don't respect him enough to give him full armor Only in it for the money, doesn't give a f--- about The Great Journey Speaks his own language Has s----tier HP, usually dies in one shot Space pirates who raid and pillage as a hobby S----- plasma pistol that he doesn't know Doesn't need strength in numbers to be effective how to overcharge Can f--- people up really f------ good So f------ powerful that Bungie themselves had to nerf him in every game after Halo 2 stubby legs that barely work Needed to stage a rebellion just to get more weapons
Puts both hands to use The Chad. Jackal Same height as humans Ambidextrous, can use his left hand weapons with The Virgin Grunt 3 foot tall manlet Knows how to overcharge his plasma pistol, normally does it just Runs away like a little bitch whenever he can to piss people off Brightly colored armor makes him stand out Has more respect than the grunts Fights with fear in his eyes Needs a giant-ass backpack to keep breathing, makes him easier to hit Only retreats when absolutely necessary Can't even breathe oxygen, needs a gasmask to be able to survive Always fights with confidence and determination Has a sniper rifle that can kill the UNSC's best soldier in only one shot Has a big-ass shield to avoid getting hit Speaks english, which gives away tactical information Never misses a shot Can run a mile a minute thanks to swole legs Not extinct only due to mass breeding Willing to put himself up front in combat to cover his teammates Superiors don't respect him enough to give him full armor Only in it for the money, doesn't give a f--- about The Great Journey Speaks his own language Has s----tier HP, usually dies in one shot Space pirates who raid and pillage as a hobby S----- plasma pistol that he doesn't know Doesn't need strength in numbers to be effective how to overcharge Can f--- people up really f------ good So f------ powerful that Bungie themselves had to nerf him in every game after Halo 2 stubby legs that barely work Needed to stage a rebellion just to get more weapons

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The Virgin Sniper vs the Chad Terrorblade by tempest of calculs

"The Virgin Sniper" THE CHAD TERRORBLADE Attacks from over 1000 units away so you can't close the distance with him Attacks from just under 1000 units away to give you the illusion you can do s--- about it Has wings; doesn't use them in the interests of fairness Dies instantly to a Tiny combo Nou" Has no wings Uses his ultimate to steal kills Not one, but TWO swords almost as large as his d--- Uses his ultimates to f--- Stacy Builds Mjollnir, Daedalus, and MKB still wishes he could kill a tower in under 30 seconds Carries a wimpy little gun to battle in both senses of the phrase Stacks Eye of Skadi and wipes out your base like it's Hiroshima 1945 Can summon his own gangbang when the bitches are thirsty Stands away while his team does the actual work Casual 50 armour with no investment Has to buy defensive items to survive
"The Virgin Sniper" THE CHAD TERRORBLADE Attacks from over 1000 units away so you can't close the distance with him Attacks from just under 1000 units away to give you the illusion you can do s--- about it Has wings; doesn't use them in the interests of fairness Dies instantly to a Tiny combo Nou" Has no wings Uses his ultimate to steal kills Not one, but TWO swords almost as large as his d--- Uses his ultimates to f--- Stacy Builds Mjollnir, Daedalus, and MKB still wishes he could kill a tower in under 30 seconds Carries a wimpy little gun to battle in both senses of the phrase Stacks Eye of Skadi and wipes out your base like it's Hiroshima 1945 Can summon his own gangbang when the bitches are thirsty Stands away while his team does the actual work Casual 50 armour with no investment Has to buy defensive items to survive

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Virgin Borat vs. chad brüno

The Chad Brüno The Virgin Borat Dirt poor man from a s----- village Clean as a whistle Only wears designer Dirty and stinky. (Sacha never washed the costume) Beautiful romantic climax with the movies love interest while the Titanic theme plays Kidnaps the movie's love interest, still can't get her Gets mere boos when upsetting crowds Upset crowds try to murder him S---- in a sock A von on von exclusive interview mit Har E Son Foooooord! Never interacted with Harrison Ford Bleaches his a------ R----- Humor comes from elaborate, over the top, jaw dropping pranks Humor comes from s----- one liners Too insecure to show uncensored Consensual lover d--- on camera. Shows his enourmous schlong in hd doing the helicopter Hangs out with hookers Hangs out with swingers Ruins an innocent man's antique shop Ruins the circle jerk that is Paris Fashion Week Gets damn close f------ senator Ron Paul Doesn't try to f--- anyone classy
The Chad Brüno The Virgin Borat Dirt poor man from a s----- village Clean as a whistle Only wears designer Dirty and stinky. (Sacha never washed the costume) Beautiful romantic climax with the movies love interest while the Titanic theme plays Kidnaps the movie's love interest, still can't get her Gets mere boos when upsetting crowds Upset crowds try to murder him S---- in a sock A von on von exclusive interview mit Har E Son Foooooord! Never interacted with Harrison Ford Bleaches his a------ R----- Humor comes from elaborate, over the top, jaw dropping pranks Humor comes from s----- one liners Too insecure to show uncensored Consensual lover d--- on camera. Shows his enourmous schlong in hd doing the helicopter Hangs out with hookers Hangs out with swingers Ruins an innocent man's antique shop Ruins the circle jerk that is Paris Fashion Week Gets damn close f------ senator Ron Paul Doesn't try to f--- anyone classy

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Virgin Park vs. System of a Chad vs. Thad Tool

tol THE THAD VS virgin park VS SYSTEM OF A CHAD Songs are about different concepts that can be dark and/or abstract Lineup never changed it was always perfect Songs have powerful social message Every member makes the band what it is Most famous member didn't join until 3 years after debut Songs are about Fanbase was able to depression feel very whiny keep enjoying band even during album drought Diverse Fanbase Edgy 14 year olds listen to them Nobody sounds like them becase it's impossible for anyone else to even try Psychadelic and abstract "Nu Metal" Style was unique couldn't be done better Has a rapper that overpowers singer by anyone else "Alt Metal" Basically created it's own subgenre of metal "Dig it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away" Basically copied Korn but with minor differences Two singers with voices that actuall work together "l don't think you trust in, my, self righteous suicide, I, cry, when angels deserve to die" "As below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn outside the lines of reason Push the envelope. Watch it bend Vocalist has voice that can calm a raging animal or destroy you with sheer brutality
tol THE THAD VS virgin park VS SYSTEM OF A CHAD Songs are about different concepts that can be dark and/or abstract Lineup never changed it was always perfect Songs have powerful social message Every member makes the band what it is Most famous member didn't join until 3 years after debut Songs are about Fanbase was able to depression feel very whiny keep enjoying band even during album drought Diverse Fanbase Edgy 14 year olds listen to them Nobody sounds like them becase it's impossible for anyone else to even try Psychadelic and abstract "Nu Metal" Style was unique couldn't be done better Has a rapper that overpowers singer by anyone else "Alt Metal" Basically created it's own subgenre of metal "Dig it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away" Basically copied Korn but with minor differences Two singers with voices that actuall work together "l don't think you trust in, my, self righteous suicide, I, cry, when angels deserve to die" "As below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn outside the lines of reason Push the envelope. Watch it bend Vocalist has voice that can calm a raging animal or destroy you with sheer brutality

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Virgin Isshin v. Chad Sekiro

Virgin isshin Chad Sekiro Only carries 1 sword Carries two swords Resurrects Needs new body to resurrect by him self Uses "magic Has a cowardly pokey stick Representing the physically disabled with prosthetic arm Hot, young stud Wrinkly old goose Using top of the line technology
Virgin isshin Chad Sekiro Only carries 1 sword Carries two swords Resurrects Needs new body to resurrect by him self Uses "magic Has a cowardly pokey stick Representing the physically disabled with prosthetic arm Hot, young stud Wrinkly old goose Using top of the line technology

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Virgin Gervais vs. Chad Mulaney

The Virgin Ricky Gervais The Chad John Mulaney universally pleasant self deprecating humor makes fun of disableds and Hollywood's stars hated by them NOT FUNNIEEEEEE! actually too cringe to be funny short, flaccid body, never looks like a comedian until he speaks boring anonymous outfit thin, 6 feet tall body, makes a good impression on stage cool elegant suit wrote a lot of hilarious scenarious, perfectly matched with the Saturday Night Live's stuff his masterpiece has been done better by the American:s
The Virgin Ricky Gervais The Chad John Mulaney universally pleasant self deprecating humor makes fun of disableds and Hollywood's stars hated by them NOT FUNNIEEEEEE! actually too cringe to be funny short, flaccid body, never looks like a comedian until he speaks boring anonymous outfit thin, 6 feet tall body, makes a good impression on stage cool elegant suit wrote a lot of hilarious scenarious, perfectly matched with the Saturday Night Live's stuff his masterpiece has been done better by the American:s

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The Virgin House vs. SpongeChad SquarePants

The Virgin House SpongeChad SquarePants Target demographic is meant for young kids, yet watched byShitty meme status is on manchildren past Epic meme status is Art style is beautiful and stunning from every angle Target demographic pretty much ages on par with Robbie Rotten from Lazytown, another great Nickelodeon show gly art style Lincoln and his sisters are nothing more than offensive stereotypes par with Kylo Ren from the SpongeBob and all his friends and enemies are Show is nearly 0 years old very lovable Tries so hard to become the new face of Nickelodeon a la PewDiePie vs T-Series Show currently isn't even 5 f------ years old mascot of Nickelodeon marine biologist who enhanced many childhoods alongside fellow late Chad who co-founded Marvel Comics classic state Creator is a sexual harasser who sexually harassed multiple women Doesn't need to break the fourth wall to please the audience Fourth-wall breaking is so bad it completely ead pool BFF C nothing but a rip-off of Who the f--- is his main voice actor? Tom Kenny's iconic voice yde McBride BFF Patrick Star is a dimwit, but in a Little Bill, who in turn is a unique, 32-year-old is associated with Protagonist is a generic, 11-year-old human boy Doesn't even have a job since he's just a wimpy kid Loves his job at the Fandom is Krusty Fandom consists of i----- lovers just because they think the Loud Sisters especially in comparisson All the characters are unmemorable to the point I had to look up Lincoln Loud myself Characters are so likable I drew SpongeBob out of memory; I think I did good Characters do actually age throughout the series; most notably within SpongeBob himself, Mr. Krabs, Pearl Krabs, and eputatio Characters never age throughout the entire series Reputation is inspired many good Nicktoons that got cancelled like Harvey Beaks Fairly OddParents Life as a Teenage Robot and many more is worse than Teen Titans GO! Main antagonist is a tiny zooplankton with a f------ computer So popular all the sudden they had celebrities like Clancy Brown and Scarlett Johansson appear; the former of whom is always in the show, and the latter in the first movie in 2004 Despite not really being Doesn't reference all that modern-day crap that often mainly due to that References modern-day Lives own movie in February 7, 2020 for no apparent reason Uniquely lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail, Gary generic house based on comics e 1960s
The Virgin House SpongeChad SquarePants Target demographic is meant for young kids, yet watched byShitty meme status is on manchildren past Epic meme status is Art style is beautiful and stunning from every angle Target demographic pretty much ages on par with Robbie Rotten from Lazytown, another great Nickelodeon show gly art style Lincoln and his sisters are nothing more than offensive stereotypes par with Kylo Ren from the SpongeBob and all his friends and enemies are Show is nearly 0 years old very lovable Tries so hard to become the new face of Nickelodeon a la PewDiePie vs T-Series Show currently isn't even 5 f------ years old mascot of Nickelodeon marine biologist who enhanced many childhoods alongside fellow late Chad who co-founded Marvel Comics classic state Creator is a sexual harasser who sexually harassed multiple women Doesn't need to break the fourth wall to please the audience Fourth-wall breaking is so bad it completely ead pool BFF C nothing but a rip-off of Who the f--- is his main voice actor? Tom Kenny's iconic voice yde McBride BFF Patrick Star is a dimwit, but in a Little Bill, who in turn is a unique, 32-year-old is associated with Protagonist is a generic, 11-year-old human boy Doesn't even have a job since he's just a wimpy kid Loves his job at the Fandom is Krusty Fandom consists of i----- lovers just because they think the Loud Sisters especially in comparisson All the characters are unmemorable to the point I had to look up Lincoln Loud myself Characters are so likable I drew SpongeBob out of memory; I think I did good Characters do actually age throughout the series; most notably within SpongeBob himself, Mr. Krabs, Pearl Krabs, and eputatio Characters never age throughout the entire series Reputation is inspired many good Nicktoons that got cancelled like Harvey Beaks Fairly OddParents Life as a Teenage Robot and many more is worse than Teen Titans GO! Main antagonist is a tiny zooplankton with a f------ computer So popular all the sudden they had celebrities like Clancy Brown and Scarlett Johansson appear; the former of whom is always in the show, and the latter in the first movie in 2004 Despite not really being Doesn't reference all that modern-day crap that often mainly due to that References modern-day Lives own movie in February 7, 2020 for no apparent reason Uniquely lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail, Gary generic house based on comics e 1960s

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The virgin "live-action" remake vs. THE CHAD 2D ANIMATION

THE CHAD 2D ANIMATION the virgin "live-action" remake inspired by one of shakespeare's best works held title of highest grossing animated ilmfor almost 20 years straight associates itself with live-action despite being entirely computer-generated relies on nostalgia instead of being something fresh and creative animated by disney's "b-team" still looks glorious to this day can tell their exact emotions in every frame no eyebrows no emotion will probably look dated in the future main character voiced by ferris goddamn bueller has the color palette of call of duty main character voiced by some generic rapper more colorful than a pride flag
THE CHAD 2D ANIMATION the virgin "live-action" remake inspired by one of shakespeare's best works held title of highest grossing animated ilmfor almost 20 years straight associates itself with live-action despite being entirely computer-generated relies on nostalgia instead of being something fresh and creative animated by disney's "b-team" still looks glorious to this day can tell their exact emotions in every frame no eyebrows no emotion will probably look dated in the future main character voiced by ferris goddamn bueller has the color palette of call of duty main character voiced by some generic rapper more colorful than a pride flag

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Live-action remake vs Animated classic

The virgin live-action remake THE CHAD ANIMATED CLASSIC vibrant colors make everything pop out more timeless masterpiece made with years of blood, sweat and tears from people who actually gave a s--- barely any color at all pure grimdark with no lighthearted moments to balance it out zero facial expression because muh realism unforgettable soundtrack composed by Hans f------ Zimmer its mere existence suggests that disney has lost faith in animation exaggerated facial expressions that actually convey the characters' feelings soulless cashgrab that exists solely so hollywood can flex their latest software is serious, but still has lighthearted moments
The virgin live-action remake THE CHAD ANIMATED CLASSIC vibrant colors make everything pop out more timeless masterpiece made with years of blood, sweat and tears from people who actually gave a s--- barely any color at all pure grimdark with no lighthearted moments to balance it out zero facial expression because muh realism unforgettable soundtrack composed by Hans f------ Zimmer its mere existence suggests that disney has lost faith in animation exaggerated facial expressions that actually convey the characters' feelings soulless cashgrab that exists solely so hollywood can flex their latest software is serious, but still has lighthearted moments

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Overlord vs Overlord

Please don't take this seriously. I'm just joking...still I hope you'll at least wonder about the Game Overlord. AKA who the Overchad is. Just look up Overlord on Steam
Please don't take this seriously. I'm just joking...still I hope you'll at least wonder about the Game Overlord. AKA who the Overchad is. Just look up Overlord on Steam

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Virgin-Life vs ChadSplitters

Please do not take this seriously. I love both games.
Please do not take this seriously. I love both games.

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The Wizard Stereotypical Space DuoThe Virgin 11 Stereotypical Sinning Siblings HORRIBLY disrespects George Lucas, Harisson Ford, The 5 Backyardichads All of them are stereotypes of a millennial, an adopted relative, a bisexual, a YouTuber, a sports player a loner boy, an emo, twins, a scientist, and a f------ baby All of them are unique and distinct Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill chronologically The former two were disappointed with 7 and left Star Wars respectively while the latter two died from cancer and hated Episode 8 respectively Both of them are offensive stereotypes of women and blacks Disrespected the late Stephen Hillenburg due to The Loud House's fandom making crossover "fan art" out of SpongeBob and his friends Focuses on imagination a la SpongeBob SquarePants, but in a respectful manner with a different personality, regard if some of these animals exist in reality or not HORRENDOUS acting by the new people and TERRIBLE CGI for a live-action space saga nowadays being milked by Disney Protagonist is a penguin who likes to go on adventures on the backyard with his four friends Rey, the main protagonist and leader of the duo is a f------ feminazi and Mary Sue character Ugly animation for an average Nicktoor protagonisa rded edutainme Pretty good CGI for an a generic, 11-year-old boy show Their jokes are nothing but stereotypes (Kylo Ren throwing a tantrum) and rip-offs of Marvel Comics. Toilet humor such as twerking a la Teen Titans GO!, the baby being naked at times, and Clyde nose-bleeding whenever he sees Lori None of them have a unique personality and also appeal to SJWs Funny and memorable jokes; especially when Pablo freaked out Uniqua is unique to the point that she didn't need to be an existing animal in reality hence her name Both of these characters are SJW agenda characters Are BFF's with each other Good show made by none of the five offend anyone neutral company Lincoln Loud's BFF, Clyde is also an offensive stereotype of black people alongside his dad Bad show wants its neutral company to be dead Rey's buddy, Finn is an offensive stereotype of black people Terrible movies made by an evil corporation
The Wizard Stereotypical Space DuoThe Virgin 11 Stereotypical Sinning Siblings HORRIBLY disrespects George Lucas, Harisson Ford, The 5 Backyardichads All of them are stereotypes of a millennial, an adopted relative, a bisexual, a YouTuber, a sports player a loner boy, an emo, twins, a scientist, and a f------ baby All of them are unique and distinct Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill chronologically The former two were disappointed with 7 and left Star Wars respectively while the latter two died from cancer and hated Episode 8 respectively Both of them are offensive stereotypes of women and blacks Disrespected the late Stephen Hillenburg due to The Loud House's fandom making crossover "fan art" out of SpongeBob and his friends Focuses on imagination a la SpongeBob SquarePants, but in a respectful manner with a different personality, regard if some of these animals exist in reality or not HORRENDOUS acting by the new people and TERRIBLE CGI for a live-action space saga nowadays being milked by Disney Protagonist is a penguin who likes to go on adventures on the backyard with his four friends Rey, the main protagonist and leader of the duo is a f------ feminazi and Mary Sue character Ugly animation for an average Nicktoor protagonisa rded edutainme Pretty good CGI for an a generic, 11-year-old boy show Their jokes are nothing but stereotypes (Kylo Ren throwing a tantrum) and rip-offs of Marvel Comics. Toilet humor such as twerking a la Teen Titans GO!, the baby being naked at times, and Clyde nose-bleeding whenever he sees Lori None of them have a unique personality and also appeal to SJWs Funny and memorable jokes; especially when Pablo freaked out Uniqua is unique to the point that she didn't need to be an existing animal in reality hence her name Both of these characters are SJW agenda characters Are BFF's with each other Good show made by none of the five offend anyone neutral company Lincoln Loud's BFF, Clyde is also an offensive stereotype of black people alongside his dad Bad show wants its neutral company to be dead Rey's buddy, Finn is an offensive stereotype of black people Terrible movies made by an evil corporation

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Democratically Elected Official vs Absolute Monarch

virgin democratically elected official Absolute monarch chad isnt obsessed with money, yet his personal wealth too much to count .old and senile . does exactly what his opens borders to get more voters masters tell him to do while pretending to be democratic . publicly executes traitors and embezzlers im in charge here do you feel in charge? . doesnt give a f--- constantly worried about ratings from the plebs during elections what others think always expanding the government and wasting tax$ for his promotes unity and tradition against degeneracy and corruption overlords bought and sold like a cheap w---- personal head of the army declares war based orn a lie or no reason state and church chosen by god himself listens to no man directly works with values his loyal traitors/ (lobbyists) so subjects he can get paid has no regards for history or future as long as he gets paid . looks out for the his people love him and will make statues decolonizes the world nations' future and ensures his son is fit to lead to remember him because he is ashamed and weak knows his day will come because democracy is unnatural and only the result of war. .only desired by nobody will ultimate aesthetics, fasion and tastes remember him when he dies from brain cancer large family with lasted many millenia beautiful wife eats well done steak . does what is best for because it is natural has nobles to do his work for him with ketchup the country and no one else ugly interns gets country into massive debt
virgin democratically elected official Absolute monarch chad isnt obsessed with money, yet his personal wealth too much to count .old and senile . does exactly what his opens borders to get more voters masters tell him to do while pretending to be democratic . publicly executes traitors and embezzlers im in charge here do you feel in charge? . doesnt give a f--- constantly worried about ratings from the plebs during elections what others think always expanding the government and wasting tax$ for his promotes unity and tradition against degeneracy and corruption overlords bought and sold like a cheap w---- personal head of the army declares war based orn a lie or no reason state and church chosen by god himself listens to no man directly works with values his loyal traitors/ (lobbyists) so subjects he can get paid has no regards for history or future as long as he gets paid . looks out for the his people love him and will make statues decolonizes the world nations' future and ensures his son is fit to lead to remember him because he is ashamed and weak knows his day will come because democracy is unnatural and only the result of war. .only desired by nobody will ultimate aesthetics, fasion and tastes remember him when he dies from brain cancer large family with lasted many millenia beautiful wife eats well done steak . does what is best for because it is natural has nobles to do his work for him with ketchup the country and no one else ugly interns gets country into massive debt

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The Virgin Reploid vs. The Chad Robot Master

Glorious S-class Maverick Hunter Badas s android Dirty Maverick Reeeesistance Looks like an edgy teenager with a light saber No built-in weapon, had to pick up a deadman's gun Plasma cannon built into his arm Thinning locks, probably haven't washed in a hundred year ong, glorious blond hair Can only attract a child Women fall for him Couldn't survive a crash landing from orbit Survived a crash Tanding from orbit Just woken up n his first appearance First appeared to save his friend and demonstrate superiority Has to kick the ground to Rocket built into his leg for dashing dash

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Diamond Virgin vs The Crimson Chad (Skullgirls)

Natural hair with no need for silly dye The Diamond Virgin" Relies on a stupid beanie hat with arms to fight. THE CRIMSON CHAD Strong and capable warrior who murders people with blood and her own skeleton Thinks the Medici are a heroic a f------ clown rganisation and that Vitale dindu Sits tne Elgynispipahysique that Keeps makeup minimal yet maximises her beauty Garish makeup clashes with obnoxious hair dye Never questions why the . Sensible outfit to emphasise figure Black Dahlia herself is teaching her how to use weaponsS Seductive and sultry singing voice that would make Sade collapse in awe Doesn't give a s--- about the Medici or any of the plebs Voice lke a Puny 32D cereal bowls Ugly clown suit i suited for circus People she hasn't killed are only still alive because she finds their pushed up by her dress Tattoo s Treated as pure by her thirsty thot apologists despite murdering a Feral to please Vitale to make up No need for sleeves Blessed by Tawaret with for her thottishness stunners Has a PhD in thot slaying Weak bones fronm relying on Vice Versa from centuries of drinking Lives in luxurious palace with two Feral servants who are equally capable in combat Detachable sleeves Lego bricks Very good bones Delicious brown Out of shape from too many circus peanuts Wants to destroy the Divine Trinity Constantly flashing panties out and become the supreme ruler of all Only flashes panties to those few mortals Wants to bed her adoptive father who is just u footsoldier for the ma her as a Probably spray tanned Worked her way up to achieve fame in the music industry Kills Cerebella and is still loved by fanbase of patrician intellectuals Never catching Stole Beatrix's place as on to whether top star just for having Men, women and Parasites all want her Always boob-bullying Feng Feng has a igger t--- and a hat or not that punches people Advocates for fair treatment of Parasites and their hosts in Canopian society Wants to bed Samson like a proper Theon Circus performer so she lives in a smelly van/ trailer Wears goofy Dio-esque Was going to use the Skull Heart to claim more the Great banana shoes Mmm. Victory looks good on mel Definitely horny on main power and take on for Round Two Suitable footwear for stepping on her No need for skulls because she has Sekhmet romance and fallen foes a plate of linguini on the side Edgy skulls Only de best fer Vitalleee abloo bloo bloo Running a fabulous love Samson and Leviathan whilst around Filia and Squigly for the lulz
Natural hair with no need for silly dye The Diamond Virgin" Relies on a stupid beanie hat with arms to fight. THE CRIMSON CHAD Strong and capable warrior who murders people with blood and her own skeleton Thinks the Medici are a heroic a f------ clown rganisation and that Vitale dindu Sits tne Elgynispipahysique that Keeps makeup minimal yet maximises her beauty Garish makeup clashes with obnoxious hair dye Never questions why the . Sensible outfit to emphasise figure Black Dahlia herself is teaching her how to use weaponsS Seductive and sultry singing voice that would make Sade collapse in awe Doesn't give a s--- about the Medici or any of the plebs Voice lke a Puny 32D cereal bowls Ugly clown suit i suited for circus People she hasn't killed are only still alive because she finds their pushed up by her dress Tattoo s Treated as pure by her thirsty thot apologists despite murdering a Feral to please Vitale to make up No need for sleeves Blessed by Tawaret with for her thottishness stunners Has a PhD in thot slaying Weak bones fronm relying on Vice Versa from centuries of drinking Lives in luxurious palace with two Feral servants who are equally capable in combat Detachable sleeves Lego bricks Very good bones Delicious brown Out of shape from too many circus peanuts Wants to destroy the Divine Trinity Constantly flashing panties out and become the supreme ruler of all Only flashes panties to those few mortals Wants to bed her adoptive father who is just u footsoldier for the ma her as a Probably spray tanned Worked her way up to achieve fame in the music industry Kills Cerebella and is still loved by fanbase of patrician intellectuals Never catching Stole Beatrix's place as on to whether top star just for having Men, women and Parasites all want her Always boob-bullying Feng Feng has a igger t--- and a hat or not that punches people Advocates for fair treatment of Parasites and their hosts in Canopian society Wants to bed Samson like a proper Theon Circus performer so she lives in a smelly van/ trailer Wears goofy Dio-esque Was going to use the Skull Heart to claim more the Great banana shoes Mmm. Victory looks good on mel Definitely horny on main power and take on for Round Two Suitable footwear for stepping on her No need for skulls because she has Sekhmet romance and fallen foes a plate of linguini on the side Edgy skulls Only de best fer Vitalleee abloo bloo bloo Running a fabulous love Samson and Leviathan whilst around Filia and Squigly for the lulz

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