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The Virgin Wageslave vs. The Chad NEET

Goldberg's favourite goyim can enjoy vidya anime movies and Goldberg literraly commits sudoku when he sees him "The Wagie Walk" THE NEET STRIDEbooks can't even afford rent spends quality time with fellow NEET frens never worked a day in wagie don't forget to pay the bills! Uu travelled around the world works out uses out the welfare system so he can ejoy no gf or if he has he spends no time with her literally a genious because of the nfinite time he has carefree life state steals half of his money still no medicare or free education he gets less pay to afford the lifestyle of the NEETS cares about politics even tho most political systems do not change anything in his s----- life always reminds wagies about dumb asf brain is rotten from flipping burgers no time to work out Steals electricity and wifi from wagie NEET the NEET way of life grows weed from the free electricity smokes anytime he wants or sells it to have even more monev has infinite time does not actually knows which year we are no need for b-but muh contribution to society! f---- wagies gf literally everyday eating out to enjoy free time and piss of wagecucks no time for travelling tried psychedelics and other drugs as well he had the time to doesn't do drugs too scared of drug tests no time to enjoy anything perfectly knows that: last time played vidya 2014. 10. 25 basically a wasted life 250% 238.7% 1973-2014 . Productivity: 72.2% Hourly compensation: 9.2% 1948-1973 Product vity: 96.7% Hourly compensation: never payed for anything online always downloads for free 91.3% iterally a non-player 200 character Productivity buys new TV with credit card he will have to work even more due to the interest rates mines bitcoin wagie pays the electricity anways 150 unironically belives that ' hard work- progress 109.0% 100 always listenning to loud music from 9PM to 4AM Hourly compensation constantly lies to himself about once getting rich and other b------- dies at the age of 67 2 years into retirement3 which he hated tbh a free person 50 dies whenever he wants 1960 1980 2000
Goldberg's favourite goyim can enjoy vidya anime movies and Goldberg literraly commits sudoku when he sees him "The Wagie Walk" THE NEET STRIDEbooks can't even afford rent spends quality time with fellow NEET frens never worked a day in wagie don't forget to pay the bills! Uu travelled around the world works out uses out the welfare system so he can ejoy no gf or if he has he spends no time with her literally a genious because of the nfinite time he has carefree life state steals half of his money still no medicare or free education he gets less pay to afford the lifestyle of the NEETS cares about politics even tho most political systems do not change anything in his s----- life always reminds wagies about dumb asf brain is rotten from flipping burgers no time to work out Steals electricity and wifi from wagie NEET the NEET way of life grows weed from the free electricity smokes anytime he wants or sells it to have even more monev has infinite time does not actually knows which year we are no need for b-but muh contribution to society! f---- wagies gf literally everyday eating out to enjoy free time and piss of wagecucks no time for travelling tried psychedelics and other drugs as well he had the time to doesn't do drugs too scared of drug tests no time to enjoy anything perfectly knows that: last time played vidya 2014. 10. 25 basically a wasted life 250% 238.7% 1973-2014 . Productivity: 72.2% Hourly compensation: 9.2% 1948-1973 Product vity: 96.7% Hourly compensation: never payed for anything online always downloads for free 91.3% iterally a non-player 200 character Productivity buys new TV with credit card he will have to work even more due to the interest rates mines bitcoin wagie pays the electricity anways 150 unironically belives that ' hard work- progress 109.0% 100 always listenning to loud music from 9PM to 4AM Hourly compensation constantly lies to himself about once getting rich and other b------- dies at the age of 67 2 years into retirement3 which he hated tbh a free person 50 dies whenever he wants 1960 1980 2000

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The Virgin CIA vs. THE MASKETTA BIG CHAD... 4U

BIG GUY The Chad The Virgin CIA Shoots quys and then throws the plane away Doesn't really shoot guys or throw them out of a plane Slumped over posture, skinnyfat belly clearly sticking out Really is a big guy FoR YOU! Spent all the money remaining after alimony in bribing masketta man; still gets betrayed Even mercenaries are loyal to and respect him Completely in charge Feels he is in charge here Name so unimportant it's only mentioned in the novelization Only gets to hang with Doctor Pavel until Bane needs him back Name is mentioned by every member of the cast Girls refuse CIA's "offer" in favor of his Actor is a hot head only famous for playing support characters who get killed off Played by one of the biggest actors in hollywood who embraced the meme
BIG GUY The Chad The Virgin CIA Shoots quys and then throws the plane away Doesn't really shoot guys or throw them out of a plane Slumped over posture, skinnyfat belly clearly sticking out Really is a big guy FoR YOU! Spent all the money remaining after alimony in bribing masketta man; still gets betrayed Even mercenaries are loyal to and respect him Completely in charge Feels he is in charge here Name so unimportant it's only mentioned in the novelization Only gets to hang with Doctor Pavel until Bane needs him back Name is mentioned by every member of the cast Girls refuse CIA's "offer" in favor of his Actor is a hot head only famous for playing support characters who get killed off Played by one of the biggest actors in hollywood who embraced the meme

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Virgin Skype vs. Chad Viber

Crashes and burns on Linux Runs like a dream on Linux Proudly developed in Israel^, owned in Japan Eurotrashorigin, bought by Yanks 5,000,000 active users S 260,000,000 active users C/C+ +/Python masterrace C# bloatware email activated like it's 1999. Ancient desktop garbage from the 2000s Designed for a mobile world in the 2010s QR code activated.
Crashes and burns on Linux Runs like a dream on Linux Proudly developed in Israel^, owned in Japan Eurotrashorigin, bought by Yanks 5,000,000 active users S 260,000,000 active users C/C+ +/Python masterrace C# bloatware email activated like it's 1999. Ancient desktop garbage from the 2000s Designed for a mobile world in the 2010s QR code activated.

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...and now for some Gorillaz (Virgin Murdoc v. Chad 2D)

The Chad 2d The Virgin Murdoc Is fighting drug addiction and wnning Doesn't talk about feelings or Literally the sweetest thing alive sues Can be realy rude Seems easy to talk to Is extremely loveable Abuses 2d for no reason Has a really cool look to him Relate A literal music generic look Funny even when it's not on purpose Thinks he's badass GOD
The Chad 2d The Virgin Murdoc Is fighting drug addiction and wnning Doesn't talk about feelings or Literally the sweetest thing alive sues Can be realy rude Seems easy to talk to Is extremely loveable Abuses 2d for no reason Has a really cool look to him Relate A literal music generic look Funny even when it's not on purpose Thinks he's badass GOD

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The Virgin Endgame Leaker vs. The Chad Endgame Fan

The VIRGIN Endgame leaker The CHAD Endgame fan doesn't watch in IMAX because the glasse:s dont work togetheir with his own only got to see Endgame because his boss had connections to see it early can too be impatient, but not a cuck watches outright refuses to buy an Icee or any other drink so he wouldn't miss every second of this 3 hour movie receives intense amounts of anger from other fans leaks so everybody can stop talking about it in his Twitter feed Wears arn Age of Ultron T-shirt eats some junk food, makes him look fat will choose popcorn if he so desires, wont hinder his plans to go to the bathroom. bonus points if he eats out from one of the annually refill buckets ENDOAME leaves his comfort zone of the internet to avoid potental spoilers from the virgin impatient cuck equiped with his Endgame T-shirt, knows he loves wearing it arguably will be one of the most hated people in Q2 2019 s---- his pants first s---- his pants last entirely forced by said virgin to be extra careful browsing the internet. whatever it takes leaker originates from third world country gets an erection from Mantis giant bulge from black widow wears sandals because all leakers wears sandals grown up watching all 22 movies, enjoys what they could best achieve
The VIRGIN Endgame leaker The CHAD Endgame fan doesn't watch in IMAX because the glasse:s dont work togetheir with his own only got to see Endgame because his boss had connections to see it early can too be impatient, but not a cuck watches outright refuses to buy an Icee or any other drink so he wouldn't miss every second of this 3 hour movie receives intense amounts of anger from other fans leaks so everybody can stop talking about it in his Twitter feed Wears arn Age of Ultron T-shirt eats some junk food, makes him look fat will choose popcorn if he so desires, wont hinder his plans to go to the bathroom. bonus points if he eats out from one of the annually refill buckets ENDOAME leaves his comfort zone of the internet to avoid potental spoilers from the virgin impatient cuck equiped with his Endgame T-shirt, knows he loves wearing it arguably will be one of the most hated people in Q2 2019 s---- his pants first s---- his pants last entirely forced by said virgin to be extra careful browsing the internet. whatever it takes leaker originates from third world country gets an erection from Mantis giant bulge from black widow wears sandals because all leakers wears sandals grown up watching all 22 movies, enjoys what they could best achieve

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Virgin Sombra vs. Chad Spy by Rampageriley98

The Virgin Mexican Hacker The Chad Saboteur Can weave in and out of stealth Uses a revolver like a boss Actually uses a knife for close range stealth kils Hacking is f------ useless Dresses like an angsty scene gil Wears obnoxious neon violet clothes that can be seen from a mile away Superior cloaking technology that lasts longer and recharges Would be f----- without an escape No melee weapon on a stealth champ. Are you f------ serious Useless stealth in a game that lacks strategy and coordination Doesnt need an escape, kills every last eneny Doesn't need hacking knowledge, carries a superior electro-sapper Can't take advantage of her stealth with a well placed backstab A true master of cunning utilizes disguises Everyone is paranoid of him during the entirety of his matches S----- and unimaginative toolkit Not a good champ for team fights Flattering business suit that can barely contain his muscle mass Is Mexican lol Knows SMGs are for p------ who resort to running and gunning Hip fires an SMG instead of utilizing true stealth techniques Probably the worst waifu in the gameSurprise BUTTSECKSI and that is really saying a lot Kills you before you even know he's there like a true stealth champ Wears dark colors and a ski mask to actually camouflage in his environment
The Virgin Mexican Hacker The Chad Saboteur Can weave in and out of stealth Uses a revolver like a boss Actually uses a knife for close range stealth kils Hacking is f------ useless Dresses like an angsty scene gil Wears obnoxious neon violet clothes that can be seen from a mile away Superior cloaking technology that lasts longer and recharges Would be f----- without an escape No melee weapon on a stealth champ. Are you f------ serious Useless stealth in a game that lacks strategy and coordination Doesnt need an escape, kills every last eneny Doesn't need hacking knowledge, carries a superior electro-sapper Can't take advantage of her stealth with a well placed backstab A true master of cunning utilizes disguises Everyone is paranoid of him during the entirety of his matches S----- and unimaginative toolkit Not a good champ for team fights Flattering business suit that can barely contain his muscle mass Is Mexican lol Knows SMGs are for p------ who resort to running and gunning Hip fires an SMG instead of utilizing true stealth techniques Probably the worst waifu in the gameSurprise BUTTSECKSI and that is really saying a lot Kills you before you even know he's there like a true stealth champ Wears dark colors and a ski mask to actually camouflage in his environment

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The Virgin Salieri vs. the Chad Mozart

The Virgin Salieri THE C-(AD MOZART First piece at age 4 Wrote his own death piece No one remembers his music Literally gave up his chasity 626 Songs Fulfilled everything at 35 Everyone loves him Needs to read music to plav Pity from Emperor Remembers music in head Plays with nose Wrote s----- Requiem to try to compete
The Virgin Salieri THE C-(AD MOZART First piece at age 4 Wrote his own death piece No one remembers his music Literally gave up his chasity 626 Songs Fulfilled everything at 35 Everyone loves him Needs to read music to plav Pity from Emperor Remembers music in head Plays with nose Wrote s----- Requiem to try to compete

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The Virgin Widowmaker vs The Chad Sniper by foreskin feta

THE CHAD SNIPER THE VIRGIN WIDOWMAKER DUNB VISOR HAT H AMERICANS LOUCH HAT A LA CROCODILE DUNDEE JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN GIVES EVERYONE A CHCKLE EDGY NOT PLEASANT TO LISTEN TO BONA FIDE AUSTRALIAN CLEAVAGE FOR ia0RNY ViRGlN5 RELIES ON DECEPTION AS THE FRENCH USUALLY DO GLORIOUS TAN FROM SPENDING YEARS OUT N HE OUTBACK OVERDESIGNED YET SOMEHOW BLENDS VENOM MNE SMPLE YET MEMORABLE DESGN MELEE IS A JAB WITH THE STOCK OF HER RIFLE JAR-BASED KARATE 3 DISTINCT KUNRIS FOR MELEE KINS ARE RECOLORS AND UNINSPIRED COSMETICS INCLUDE PITH HELMETS CROOCODILE HATS AND OSTRICH LEGS HOTTEST Y FAR
THE CHAD SNIPER THE VIRGIN WIDOWMAKER DUNB VISOR HAT H AMERICANS LOUCH HAT A LA CROCODILE DUNDEE JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN GIVES EVERYONE A CHCKLE EDGY NOT PLEASANT TO LISTEN TO BONA FIDE AUSTRALIAN CLEAVAGE FOR ia0RNY ViRGlN5 RELIES ON DECEPTION AS THE FRENCH USUALLY DO GLORIOUS TAN FROM SPENDING YEARS OUT N HE OUTBACK OVERDESIGNED YET SOMEHOW BLENDS VENOM MNE SMPLE YET MEMORABLE DESGN MELEE IS A JAB WITH THE STOCK OF HER RIFLE JAR-BASED KARATE 3 DISTINCT KUNRIS FOR MELEE KINS ARE RECOLORS AND UNINSPIRED COSMETICS INCLUDE PITH HELMETS CROOCODILE HATS AND OSTRICH LEGS HOTTEST Y FAR

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The Virgin Forgiveness vs. THE CHAD VENGEANCE by xXxmemelord_69xXx

The hr Thinks vigilantes are as bad as those they hunt (probably a closet nonce) Would divert the trolley because he is a man of action Talk s--- Get hit orgiveness Has killed so ma Belleves in the "cycle of pedos he is vlolence" as if people revered as a God have no free will LMAO Understands justice is about punishment and revenge, has never heard of rehabilitation in his life Turns the other cheek just so life can slap him in the face again Holds grudges for decades, enacts violent retribution seemingly at random on people Childishly believes there can be no satisfaction in revenge Receives a life sentence after being blamed for Chad's righteous actions who don't even remember him Reasons that those who harm him on't know any better (they do) Enacts vengeance on behalf of others, whether they want him to or not Knows his virgin friend won't stand up for himself Neuters Brad and spays Becky to ensure they never hurt the virgin ever again. MPUNE LAGESSIT People take advantage of his good" (i.e. weak) nature constantly Faced with the trolley problem, he would stand idly by and do nothing No one crosses him these days Respected and feared worldwide Knows to live is to suffer valiantly kills his parents for forcing him into existence Catches Becky with Brad in his own bed, thinks his mother was right and no woman will ever want him Thinks criminals can be rehabilitated, admires Norway for its p---- ass prison system Thinks the Hammurabi Code was soft on criminal:s Two eyes for an cye Passively allows the courts to pass "judgement", doesn't understand justice has been corrupted by the Jews Doesn't trust the Jewdicial system, knows vigilantism is the only justice in a falling empire Thinks Western institutions arc or have cver been moral or just Visits the virgin in prison because he is a good friend
The hr Thinks vigilantes are as bad as those they hunt (probably a closet nonce) Would divert the trolley because he is a man of action Talk s--- Get hit orgiveness Has killed so ma Belleves in the "cycle of pedos he is vlolence" as if people revered as a God have no free will LMAO Understands justice is about punishment and revenge, has never heard of rehabilitation in his life Turns the other cheek just so life can slap him in the face again Holds grudges for decades, enacts violent retribution seemingly at random on people Childishly believes there can be no satisfaction in revenge Receives a life sentence after being blamed for Chad's righteous actions who don't even remember him Reasons that those who harm him on't know any better (they do) Enacts vengeance on behalf of others, whether they want him to or not Knows his virgin friend won't stand up for himself Neuters Brad and spays Becky to ensure they never hurt the virgin ever again. MPUNE LAGESSIT People take advantage of his good" (i.e. weak) nature constantly Faced with the trolley problem, he would stand idly by and do nothing No one crosses him these days Respected and feared worldwide Knows to live is to suffer valiantly kills his parents for forcing him into existence Catches Becky with Brad in his own bed, thinks his mother was right and no woman will ever want him Thinks criminals can be rehabilitated, admires Norway for its p---- ass prison system Thinks the Hammurabi Code was soft on criminal:s Two eyes for an cye Passively allows the courts to pass "judgement", doesn't understand justice has been corrupted by the Jews Doesn't trust the Jewdicial system, knows vigilantism is the only justice in a falling empire Thinks Western institutions arc or have cver been moral or just Visits the virgin in prison because he is a good friend

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The Wizard Breeder vs The Virgin Natalist vs The Brad Childfree vs The Chad Antinatalist vs The Thad NEVERBORN by BornToDie

The Wizard Breeder The Virgin Natalist No regard for their children or others Irresponsibly had a childNo time for sex Afraid of extinction like a coward Will mess up their kid in some wa Sometimes wishes they wene childfree Proprietor of death Actually an abomination Isn'teven that good of a parent "Suffering is good!'" Dumbass thinks he/she will have a legacy Huge carbon footprint Forced life on someone else without consent The Brad Childfree The Chad Antinatalist The Thad NEVERBORN Doesn't want children Maybe hates kids Sons and Daughters of Antinatalist's Likely Depresse Spends too much time o Faceboolk Will never get harmed will never harm anything Not even depressed Calls the void their home Usually has other reasons The unbom can't give consent so doesn't procreate that are not antinatalism Does his/her time on earth doesn't make anyone else Accomplishes what antinatalist's never could Subreddit is too bi Doesn't put up with b------- Pities children, open to adoption Niche subreddit, ok Can't be depressed or optimistic mods Some are actually just fence sitters Extinction not only inevitable but good Knows life requires suffering. moral enough not to put anyone through it The jet ski is a lie "Antinatalism sounds extremist"
The Wizard Breeder The Virgin Natalist No regard for their children or others Irresponsibly had a childNo time for sex Afraid of extinction like a coward Will mess up their kid in some wa Sometimes wishes they wene childfree Proprietor of death Actually an abomination Isn'teven that good of a parent "Suffering is good!'" Dumbass thinks he/she will have a legacy Huge carbon footprint Forced life on someone else without consent The Brad Childfree The Chad Antinatalist The Thad NEVERBORN Doesn't want children Maybe hates kids Sons and Daughters of Antinatalist's Likely Depresse Spends too much time o Faceboolk Will never get harmed will never harm anything Not even depressed Calls the void their home Usually has other reasons The unbom can't give consent so doesn't procreate that are not antinatalism Does his/her time on earth doesn't make anyone else Accomplishes what antinatalist's never could Subreddit is too bi Doesn't put up with b------- Pities children, open to adoption Niche subreddit, ok Can't be depressed or optimistic mods Some are actually just fence sitters Extinction not only inevitable but good Knows life requires suffering. moral enough not to put anyone through it The jet ski is a lie "Antinatalism sounds extremist"

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The Virgin Indie Dev Team v. THE CHAD TRIPLE-A DEVELOPING STUDIOS

The virgin indie developer The Chad Triple-A developer Be ieves that ayhoy can develop a game because a few guys tried it and it magically worked out Gama keaps growing ard graving for yeers before nkng the bucket ? cears alter re ease Knas the ony peint ul develvpiri l Game dies in a year studio Games are usually priced at beween 10-30 dollars, doesn't have failh in his/her own cealio Terrible tanbase gives the game an awful reputation thus turning away thousands of potenial players arbase dous not efect the ipa r aes at all because muh mey i put into edeisng Prices rang: from 50 dellar kraws his ha BETHESDA l succee What's a DLC? Gamestrato caly Super nsecure, constantly asking tor feedback trom content sa the company can unnl cxpDLCs inta it ower the ycers Gane hastax suppurt No f------ xbox upport uesnt give a sigle f--- abou hisher playerease
The virgin indie developer The Chad Triple-A developer Be ieves that ayhoy can develop a game because a few guys tried it and it magically worked out Gama keaps growing ard graving for yeers before nkng the bucket ? cears alter re ease Knas the ony peint ul develvpiri l Game dies in a year studio Games are usually priced at beween 10-30 dollars, doesn't have failh in his/her own cealio Terrible tanbase gives the game an awful reputation thus turning away thousands of potenial players arbase dous not efect the ipa r aes at all because muh mey i put into edeisng Prices rang: from 50 dellar kraws his ha BETHESDA l succee What's a DLC? Gamestrato caly Super nsecure, constantly asking tor feedback trom content sa the company can unnl cxpDLCs inta it ower the ycers Gane hastax suppurt No f------ xbox upport uesnt give a sigle f--- abou hisher playerease

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The Virgin Ghost vs. The Chad Cosmic Horror

The virgin ghost The Chad Cosmic Horror Passive agressive 令, 20令鱔鱔お 舌委令荒占 Corporeal, can't even touch you 小包 Literally already f------ dead Usually a child, ACTUAL virgin Boo! Too s--- for heaven, /too boring for hell *Rattles chains Overdone and BORING Throws tantrums Just an invisible dude Defeated by yelling "Jesus" at it
The virgin ghost The Chad Cosmic Horror Passive agressive 令, 20令鱔鱔お 舌委令荒占 Corporeal, can't even touch you 小包 Literally already f------ dead Usually a child, ACTUAL virgin Boo! Too s--- for heaven, /too boring for hell *Rattles chains Overdone and BORING Throws tantrums Just an invisible dude Defeated by yelling "Jesus" at it

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The Virgin Grunt vs The Chad Jackal by Throwaway-Shitman

Puts both hands to use The Chad. Jackal Same height as humans Ambidextrous, can use his left hand weapons with The Virgin Grunt 3 foot tall manlet Knows how to overcharge his plasma pistol, normally does it just Runs away like a little bitch whenever he can to piss people off Brightly colored armor makes him stand out Has more respect than the grunts Fights with fear in his eyes Needs a giant-ass backpack to keep breathing, makes him easier to hit Only retreats when absolutely necessary Can't even breathe oxygen, needs a gasmask to be able to survive Always fights with confidence and determination Has a sniper rifle that can kill the UNSC's best soldier in only one shot Has a big-ass shield to avoid getting hit Speaks english, which gives away tactical information Never misses a shot Can run a mile a minute thanks to swole legs Not extinct only due to mass breeding Willing to put himself up front in combat to cover his teammates Superiors don't respect him enough to give him full armor Only in it for the money, doesn't give a f--- about The Great Journey Speaks his own language Has s----tier HP, usually dies in one shot Space pirates who raid and pillage as a hobby S----- plasma pistol that he doesn't know Doesn't need strength in numbers to be effective how to overcharge Can f--- people up really f------ good So f------ powerful that Bungie themselves had to nerf him in every game after Halo 2 stubby legs that barely work Needed to stage a rebellion just to get more weapons
Puts both hands to use The Chad. Jackal Same height as humans Ambidextrous, can use his left hand weapons with The Virgin Grunt 3 foot tall manlet Knows how to overcharge his plasma pistol, normally does it just Runs away like a little bitch whenever he can to piss people off Brightly colored armor makes him stand out Has more respect than the grunts Fights with fear in his eyes Needs a giant-ass backpack to keep breathing, makes him easier to hit Only retreats when absolutely necessary Can't even breathe oxygen, needs a gasmask to be able to survive Always fights with confidence and determination Has a sniper rifle that can kill the UNSC's best soldier in only one shot Has a big-ass shield to avoid getting hit Speaks english, which gives away tactical information Never misses a shot Can run a mile a minute thanks to swole legs Not extinct only due to mass breeding Willing to put himself up front in combat to cover his teammates Superiors don't respect him enough to give him full armor Only in it for the money, doesn't give a f--- about The Great Journey Speaks his own language Has s----tier HP, usually dies in one shot Space pirates who raid and pillage as a hobby S----- plasma pistol that he doesn't know Doesn't need strength in numbers to be effective how to overcharge Can f--- people up really f------ good So f------ powerful that Bungie themselves had to nerf him in every game after Halo 2 stubby legs that barely work Needed to stage a rebellion just to get more weapons

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The Virgin Sniper vs the Chad Terrorblade by tempest of calculs

"The Virgin Sniper" THE CHAD TERRORBLADE Attacks from over 1000 units away so you can't close the distance with him Attacks from just under 1000 units away to give you the illusion you can do s--- about it Has wings; doesn't use them in the interests of fairness Dies instantly to a Tiny combo Nou" Has no wings Uses his ultimate to steal kills Not one, but TWO swords almost as large as his d--- Uses his ultimates to f--- Stacy Builds Mjollnir, Daedalus, and MKB still wishes he could kill a tower in under 30 seconds Carries a wimpy little gun to battle in both senses of the phrase Stacks Eye of Skadi and wipes out your base like it's Hiroshima 1945 Can summon his own gangbang when the bitches are thirsty Stands away while his team does the actual work Casual 50 armour with no investment Has to buy defensive items to survive
"The Virgin Sniper" THE CHAD TERRORBLADE Attacks from over 1000 units away so you can't close the distance with him Attacks from just under 1000 units away to give you the illusion you can do s--- about it Has wings; doesn't use them in the interests of fairness Dies instantly to a Tiny combo Nou" Has no wings Uses his ultimate to steal kills Not one, but TWO swords almost as large as his d--- Uses his ultimates to f--- Stacy Builds Mjollnir, Daedalus, and MKB still wishes he could kill a tower in under 30 seconds Carries a wimpy little gun to battle in both senses of the phrase Stacks Eye of Skadi and wipes out your base like it's Hiroshima 1945 Can summon his own gangbang when the bitches are thirsty Stands away while his team does the actual work Casual 50 armour with no investment Has to buy defensive items to survive

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Virgin Borat vs. chad brüno

The Chad Brüno The Virgin Borat Dirt poor man from a s----- village Clean as a whistle Only wears designer Dirty and stinky. (Sacha never washed the costume) Beautiful romantic climax with the movies love interest while the Titanic theme plays Kidnaps the movie's love interest, still can't get her Gets mere boos when upsetting crowds Upset crowds try to murder him S---- in a sock A von on von exclusive interview mit Har E Son Foooooord! Never interacted with Harrison Ford Bleaches his a------ R----- Humor comes from elaborate, over the top, jaw dropping pranks Humor comes from s----- one liners Too insecure to show uncensored Consensual lover d--- on camera. Shows his enourmous schlong in hd doing the helicopter Hangs out with hookers Hangs out with swingers Ruins an innocent man's antique shop Ruins the circle jerk that is Paris Fashion Week Gets damn close f------ senator Ron Paul Doesn't try to f--- anyone classy
The Chad Brüno The Virgin Borat Dirt poor man from a s----- village Clean as a whistle Only wears designer Dirty and stinky. (Sacha never washed the costume) Beautiful romantic climax with the movies love interest while the Titanic theme plays Kidnaps the movie's love interest, still can't get her Gets mere boos when upsetting crowds Upset crowds try to murder him S---- in a sock A von on von exclusive interview mit Har E Son Foooooord! Never interacted with Harrison Ford Bleaches his a------ R----- Humor comes from elaborate, over the top, jaw dropping pranks Humor comes from s----- one liners Too insecure to show uncensored Consensual lover d--- on camera. Shows his enourmous schlong in hd doing the helicopter Hangs out with hookers Hangs out with swingers Ruins an innocent man's antique shop Ruins the circle jerk that is Paris Fashion Week Gets damn close f------ senator Ron Paul Doesn't try to f--- anyone classy

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Virgin Park vs. System of a Chad vs. Thad Tool

tol THE THAD VS virgin park VS SYSTEM OF A CHAD Songs are about different concepts that can be dark and/or abstract Lineup never changed it was always perfect Songs have powerful social message Every member makes the band what it is Most famous member didn't join until 3 years after debut Songs are about Fanbase was able to depression feel very whiny keep enjoying band even during album drought Diverse Fanbase Edgy 14 year olds listen to them Nobody sounds like them becase it's impossible for anyone else to even try Psychadelic and abstract "Nu Metal" Style was unique couldn't be done better Has a rapper that overpowers singer by anyone else "Alt Metal" Basically created it's own subgenre of metal "Dig it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away" Basically copied Korn but with minor differences Two singers with voices that actuall work together "l don't think you trust in, my, self righteous suicide, I, cry, when angels deserve to die" "As below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn outside the lines of reason Push the envelope. Watch it bend Vocalist has voice that can calm a raging animal or destroy you with sheer brutality
tol THE THAD VS virgin park VS SYSTEM OF A CHAD Songs are about different concepts that can be dark and/or abstract Lineup never changed it was always perfect Songs have powerful social message Every member makes the band what it is Most famous member didn't join until 3 years after debut Songs are about Fanbase was able to depression feel very whiny keep enjoying band even during album drought Diverse Fanbase Edgy 14 year olds listen to them Nobody sounds like them becase it's impossible for anyone else to even try Psychadelic and abstract "Nu Metal" Style was unique couldn't be done better Has a rapper that overpowers singer by anyone else "Alt Metal" Basically created it's own subgenre of metal "Dig it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away" Basically copied Korn but with minor differences Two singers with voices that actuall work together "l don't think you trust in, my, self righteous suicide, I, cry, when angels deserve to die" "As below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn outside the lines of reason Push the envelope. Watch it bend Vocalist has voice that can calm a raging animal or destroy you with sheer brutality

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Virgin Isshin v. Chad Sekiro

Virgin isshin Chad Sekiro Only carries 1 sword Carries two swords Resurrects Needs new body to resurrect by him self Uses "magic Has a cowardly pokey stick Representing the physically disabled with prosthetic arm Hot, young stud Wrinkly old goose Using top of the line technology
Virgin isshin Chad Sekiro Only carries 1 sword Carries two swords Resurrects Needs new body to resurrect by him self Uses "magic Has a cowardly pokey stick Representing the physically disabled with prosthetic arm Hot, young stud Wrinkly old goose Using top of the line technology

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Virgin Gervais vs. Chad Mulaney

The Virgin Ricky Gervais The Chad John Mulaney universally pleasant self deprecating humor makes fun of disableds and Hollywood's stars hated by them NOT FUNNIEEEEEE! actually too cringe to be funny short, flaccid body, never looks like a comedian until he speaks boring anonymous outfit thin, 6 feet tall body, makes a good impression on stage cool elegant suit wrote a lot of hilarious scenarious, perfectly matched with the Saturday Night Live's stuff his masterpiece has been done better by the American:s
The Virgin Ricky Gervais The Chad John Mulaney universally pleasant self deprecating humor makes fun of disableds and Hollywood's stars hated by them NOT FUNNIEEEEEE! actually too cringe to be funny short, flaccid body, never looks like a comedian until he speaks boring anonymous outfit thin, 6 feet tall body, makes a good impression on stage cool elegant suit wrote a lot of hilarious scenarious, perfectly matched with the Saturday Night Live's stuff his masterpiece has been done better by the American:s

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The Virgin House vs. SpongeChad SquarePants

The Virgin House SpongeChad SquarePants Target demographic is meant for young kids, yet watched byShitty meme status is on manchildren past Epic meme status is Art style is beautiful and stunning from every angle Target demographic pretty much ages on par with Robbie Rotten from Lazytown, another great Nickelodeon show gly art style Lincoln and his sisters are nothing more than offensive stereotypes par with Kylo Ren from the SpongeBob and all his friends and enemies are Show is nearly 0 years old very lovable Tries so hard to become the new face of Nickelodeon a la PewDiePie vs T-Series Show currently isn't even 5 f------ years old mascot of Nickelodeon marine biologist who enhanced many childhoods alongside fellow late Chad who co-founded Marvel Comics classic state Creator is a sexual harasser who sexually harassed multiple women Doesn't need to break the fourth wall to please the audience Fourth-wall breaking is so bad it completely ead pool BFF C nothing but a rip-off of Who the f--- is his main voice actor? Tom Kenny's iconic voice yde McBride BFF Patrick Star is a dimwit, but in a Little Bill, who in turn is a unique, 32-year-old is associated with Protagonist is a generic, 11-year-old human boy Doesn't even have a job since he's just a wimpy kid Loves his job at the Fandom is Krusty Fandom consists of i----- lovers just because they think the Loud Sisters especially in comparisson All the characters are unmemorable to the point I had to look up Lincoln Loud myself Characters are so likable I drew SpongeBob out of memory; I think I did good Characters do actually age throughout the series; most notably within SpongeBob himself, Mr. Krabs, Pearl Krabs, and eputatio Characters never age throughout the entire series Reputation is inspired many good Nicktoons that got cancelled like Harvey Beaks Fairly OddParents Life as a Teenage Robot and many more is worse than Teen Titans GO! Main antagonist is a tiny zooplankton with a f------ computer So popular all the sudden they had celebrities like Clancy Brown and Scarlett Johansson appear; the former of whom is always in the show, and the latter in the first movie in 2004 Despite not really being Doesn't reference all that modern-day crap that often mainly due to that References modern-day Lives own movie in February 7, 2020 for no apparent reason Uniquely lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail, Gary generic house based on comics e 1960s
The Virgin House SpongeChad SquarePants Target demographic is meant for young kids, yet watched byShitty meme status is on manchildren past Epic meme status is Art style is beautiful and stunning from every angle Target demographic pretty much ages on par with Robbie Rotten from Lazytown, another great Nickelodeon show gly art style Lincoln and his sisters are nothing more than offensive stereotypes par with Kylo Ren from the SpongeBob and all his friends and enemies are Show is nearly 0 years old very lovable Tries so hard to become the new face of Nickelodeon a la PewDiePie vs T-Series Show currently isn't even 5 f------ years old mascot of Nickelodeon marine biologist who enhanced many childhoods alongside fellow late Chad who co-founded Marvel Comics classic state Creator is a sexual harasser who sexually harassed multiple women Doesn't need to break the fourth wall to please the audience Fourth-wall breaking is so bad it completely ead pool BFF C nothing but a rip-off of Who the f--- is his main voice actor? Tom Kenny's iconic voice yde McBride BFF Patrick Star is a dimwit, but in a Little Bill, who in turn is a unique, 32-year-old is associated with Protagonist is a generic, 11-year-old human boy Doesn't even have a job since he's just a wimpy kid Loves his job at the Fandom is Krusty Fandom consists of i----- lovers just because they think the Loud Sisters especially in comparisson All the characters are unmemorable to the point I had to look up Lincoln Loud myself Characters are so likable I drew SpongeBob out of memory; I think I did good Characters do actually age throughout the series; most notably within SpongeBob himself, Mr. Krabs, Pearl Krabs, and eputatio Characters never age throughout the entire series Reputation is inspired many good Nicktoons that got cancelled like Harvey Beaks Fairly OddParents Life as a Teenage Robot and many more is worse than Teen Titans GO! Main antagonist is a tiny zooplankton with a f------ computer So popular all the sudden they had celebrities like Clancy Brown and Scarlett Johansson appear; the former of whom is always in the show, and the latter in the first movie in 2004 Despite not really being Doesn't reference all that modern-day crap that often mainly due to that References modern-day Lives own movie in February 7, 2020 for no apparent reason Uniquely lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail, Gary generic house based on comics e 1960s

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The virgin "live-action" remake vs. THE CHAD 2D ANIMATION

THE CHAD 2D ANIMATION the virgin "live-action" remake inspired by one of shakespeare's best works held title of highest grossing animated ilmfor almost 20 years straight associates itself with live-action despite being entirely computer-generated relies on nostalgia instead of being something fresh and creative animated by disney's "b-team" still looks glorious to this day can tell their exact emotions in every frame no eyebrows no emotion will probably look dated in the future main character voiced by ferris goddamn bueller has the color palette of call of duty main character voiced by some generic rapper more colorful than a pride flag
THE CHAD 2D ANIMATION the virgin "live-action" remake inspired by one of shakespeare's best works held title of highest grossing animated ilmfor almost 20 years straight associates itself with live-action despite being entirely computer-generated relies on nostalgia instead of being something fresh and creative animated by disney's "b-team" still looks glorious to this day can tell their exact emotions in every frame no eyebrows no emotion will probably look dated in the future main character voiced by ferris goddamn bueller has the color palette of call of duty main character voiced by some generic rapper more colorful than a pride flag

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