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The Foolish Virgin Builder The Wise Chad Builder ears damaged from the great crash of his shoddy house ears in condition so perfect he hears the voices of angel:s built his house on the sand like a complete idiot beard and clothes dripping wet from rain he could not shelter himself from built his house on rock, a solid foundation drier than 40 years in a desert represents the people who ignore what our Savior has told us now homeless, wife hates him if he even has one represents the people who put to practice what the Messiah came to tell us sleeps soundly in his magnificent durable home with a beautiful wife and descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky and the sand on the seashore
The Foolish Virgin Builder The Wise Chad Builder ears damaged from the great crash of his shoddy house ears in condition so perfect he hears the voices of angel:s built his house on the sand like a complete idiot beard and clothes dripping wet from rain he could not shelter himself from built his house on rock, a solid foundation drier than 40 years in a desert represents the people who ignore what our Savior has told us now homeless, wife hates him if he even has one represents the people who put to practice what the Messiah came to tell us sleeps soundly in his magnificent durable home with a beautiful wife and descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky and the sand on the seashore

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Virgin Ottoman Empire vs Chad Roman Empire by u/JibJorb

Virgin Ottoman Empire Chad Roman Empire Wore gay looking onion hats Only controlled about half of the Mediterranean at height Hat establishes dominance like a peacock. Full control of the Mediterranean Dissolved because of Britan and France Lost numerous times to Austria (who?) "What is an Austria?" Literally made Britain and France a thing Lasted a measly (roughly) 600 years Muslim because of some random people hundreds of years ago Christian because it's emperor saw a giant cross in the sky before a battle Lasted over one thousand years Wears covered shoes because too insecure to show probably disgusting feet Wears sandals to establish dominance over other insecure empires
Virgin Ottoman Empire Chad Roman Empire Wore gay looking onion hats Only controlled about half of the Mediterranean at height Hat establishes dominance like a peacock. Full control of the Mediterranean Dissolved because of Britan and France Lost numerous times to Austria (who?) "What is an Austria?" Literally made Britain and France a thing Lasted a measly (roughly) 600 years Muslim because of some random people hundreds of years ago Christian because it's emperor saw a giant cross in the sky before a battle Lasted over one thousand years Wears covered shoes because too insecure to show probably disgusting feet Wears sandals to establish dominance over other insecure empires

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"this political canvassing leaflet from 1907 is the first recorded virgin/chad meme in history"

THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS. es WHICH ARE YOU ? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.
THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS. es WHICH ARE YOU ? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.

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The Virgin President vs. The Chad Trucker

THE VIRGIN PRESIDENT THE CHAD TRUCKER call military and police get ignored and betrayed starve everyone to death people still support them didn't plan s--- create biggest strike of history tried to protect his friends failed tried to save the country end up destroying it makes economies tremble on the mention of a strike lowest approval rating in history spent years couping and corrupting others just to get coup'd himself hated by his own party media bashes them 24/7 convinces the people using youtuboe will be forever remembered as a disgrace to national politics solely wanted tax cuts end up being the hero of the natiorn most supported strike in history stops the 8th biggest economy of the world wife does not love him seek approval using correct grammar get ridiculed wanted to save economy end up sinking it families and wifes will forever remember them as heroes only wanted to protect his interests end up protecting the interests of a 200 million nation wanted by the army and police don't give a f--- had advisor from all the world failed anyway
THE VIRGIN PRESIDENT THE CHAD TRUCKER call military and police get ignored and betrayed starve everyone to death people still support them didn't plan s--- create biggest strike of history tried to protect his friends failed tried to save the country end up destroying it makes economies tremble on the mention of a strike lowest approval rating in history spent years couping and corrupting others just to get coup'd himself hated by his own party media bashes them 24/7 convinces the people using youtuboe will be forever remembered as a disgrace to national politics solely wanted tax cuts end up being the hero of the natiorn most supported strike in history stops the 8th biggest economy of the world wife does not love him seek approval using correct grammar get ridiculed wanted to save economy end up sinking it families and wifes will forever remember them as heroes only wanted to protect his interests end up protecting the interests of a 200 million nation wanted by the army and police don't give a f--- had advisor from all the world failed anyway

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Virgin Hunchback vs. Chad Frollo

"The Virgin Hunchback" Majestic hat with flowing scarf THE CHAD FROLLO Head is level with shoulders Limp, unkempt hair Nose you could stab someone to death with Low self esteem Back hunched Nice collar Sings the best Disney villain song Dope shoulder pads Flat upturned nose Only friends are a bunch of annoying gargoyles Covers arms with Sings a lame song Pimp rings about love glorious sleeves Feared by all of Paris Unsightly arm hair Pasty skin despite his mother having an attractive tan Straight posture due to his godly nature Elaborate dark clothing strikes fear into the hearts of the sinful Gets friendzoned by the Weird lumpy legs woman he rescued Tries to set a woman orn fire for rejecting him Simple earth tone represents modesty, a beta characteristic Saves the same citizens who publicly mocked hinm So confident he is willing to drown babies on the steps of a cathedral Burns down half of Paris for s---- and giggles Stupid looking shoes Fancy shoes
"The Virgin Hunchback" Majestic hat with flowing scarf THE CHAD FROLLO Head is level with shoulders Limp, unkempt hair Nose you could stab someone to death with Low self esteem Back hunched Nice collar Sings the best Disney villain song Dope shoulder pads Flat upturned nose Only friends are a bunch of annoying gargoyles Covers arms with Sings a lame song Pimp rings about love glorious sleeves Feared by all of Paris Unsightly arm hair Pasty skin despite his mother having an attractive tan Straight posture due to his godly nature Elaborate dark clothing strikes fear into the hearts of the sinful Gets friendzoned by the Weird lumpy legs woman he rescued Tries to set a woman orn fire for rejecting him Simple earth tone represents modesty, a beta characteristic Saves the same citizens who publicly mocked hinm So confident he is willing to drown babies on the steps of a cathedral Burns down half of Paris for s---- and giggles Stupid looking shoes Fancy shoes

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The Virgin Islands vs Chad

Has Three Climate Zones, including Supa Hot Fire Desert The VirginIslands CHAD 13,2 Million Inhabitants Hair seems to overreact to Hurricanes Has Pirates despite being Landlocked Only eats s----- food Has Elephants and s--- Even the Capital Camanoe has a Virgin Name irgin Gorda (U.K) Hars Lofs CHAD TOWN, Bay bandAMALIE Saint John (U.S) Administered by two Chad Countries (U.S Saint Croix Buck band 496.000 Square Miles of pure Wakanda Pride Mainstram English Too Cool for HDI Index Has a Lake named after it No Elephants Is in the Caribbean but has no Pirates Takes its Diet Avantgarde French seriouS Has never beern Indpendent Less than 200.000 Inhabitants as an Empire once
Has Three Climate Zones, including Supa Hot Fire Desert The VirginIslands CHAD 13,2 Million Inhabitants Hair seems to overreact to Hurricanes Has Pirates despite being Landlocked Only eats s----- food Has Elephants and s--- Even the Capital Camanoe has a Virgin Name irgin Gorda (U.K) Hars Lofs CHAD TOWN, Bay bandAMALIE Saint John (U.S) Administered by two Chad Countries (U.S Saint Croix Buck band 496.000 Square Miles of pure Wakanda Pride Mainstram English Too Cool for HDI Index Has a Lake named after it No Elephants Is in the Caribbean but has no Pirates Takes its Diet Avantgarde French seriouS Has never beern Indpendent Less than 200.000 Inhabitants as an Empire once

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Tom Virginucitor vs Marco Chadiaz by u/PekenPL

Tom Virginucitor Marco Chadiaz has a dragoncycle is honest and supportive his right hand is more more Liar and manipulator knows karate the ladies than the prince of desperate for approval and attention has anger management issues puts his friends above all else, even himself created a new type of a dance move frequently wears a snob'ish suit curses people for petty reasons has an ever growing harem uses his unholy demon powers to cheat at ping pong is so likable he can get away with breaking someones leg his girlfriend makes him wear the e of her best friend and crush abs his home boy Blood Moons got his back is a demon doesn't know how a demoncisms work can push straight through immortal lizards has magical cheakmarks is a demon that can fly - uses an elevator that is carried by a demon that can fly is smart and a natural tactician is a celebrity amongst hundreds of young princesses is a prince but is too ignorant and immature to care about politics bugseks is never illintentioned uses a toilet to communicate with his undercover agents has a badass adult version of himself is constantly has friends in more than one dimentions can karate-chop the hands off of loosers coaxes a girl into a relationship out of pitty has seduced both members of the high commission and the royal family is endgame fruitlessly tries to prevent Starco
Tom Virginucitor Marco Chadiaz has a dragoncycle is honest and supportive his right hand is more more Liar and manipulator knows karate the ladies than the prince of desperate for approval and attention has anger management issues puts his friends above all else, even himself created a new type of a dance move frequently wears a snob'ish suit curses people for petty reasons has an ever growing harem uses his unholy demon powers to cheat at ping pong is so likable he can get away with breaking someones leg his girlfriend makes him wear the e of her best friend and crush abs his home boy Blood Moons got his back is a demon doesn't know how a demoncisms work can push straight through immortal lizards has magical cheakmarks is a demon that can fly - uses an elevator that is carried by a demon that can fly is smart and a natural tactician is a celebrity amongst hundreds of young princesses is a prince but is too ignorant and immature to care about politics bugseks is never illintentioned uses a toilet to communicate with his undercover agents has a badass adult version of himself is constantly has friends in more than one dimentions can karate-chop the hands off of loosers coaxes a girl into a relationship out of pitty has seduced both members of the high commission and the royal family is endgame fruitlessly tries to prevent Starco

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The Virgin Saint and Best "Girl" by u/zikari8

Virgin Saint Chad Paladin Too cute to be a girl Unoriginal seiba face design Proud son of English King Nobody farmer girl Mom who grounds you for trying to help Has only two NP's One of them kills her Invites you to go on adventures with him Four unique interesting NP's No extraneous body fat Perfect proportions Dies uselessly Unnecessarily large chest Too strong Never dies Less popular than her Alter version Only friend is a serial murderer Makes friends easily Buds with legendary heroes Popular enough fora costume variation Falls in love with cardboard Teases Saint about her sudden, baseless infatuation
Virgin Saint Chad Paladin Too cute to be a girl Unoriginal seiba face design Proud son of English King Nobody farmer girl Mom who grounds you for trying to help Has only two NP's One of them kills her Invites you to go on adventures with him Four unique interesting NP's No extraneous body fat Perfect proportions Dies uselessly Unnecessarily large chest Too strong Never dies Less popular than her Alter version Only friend is a serial murderer Makes friends easily Buds with legendary heroes Popular enough fora costume variation Falls in love with cardboard Teases Saint about her sudden, baseless infatuation

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The virgin Rick vs the chad Jimmy [OC] by u/Z3-NN7

The chad Jimmy neutron The virgin Rick sanchez has to go on long adventures to get parts Builds everything from household tems Accidentally destroyed earth Defended earth from aliens and saved humanity Girlfriend left him Only smart because he has spent years researching Two chicks always follow him around Is only 12 years old and can bend time and space Can only go between dimensions Only turned himself into a pickle Literally built a time machine and made thomas edison hit on his teacher Invented an age reversing serum because he didnt like his grandma
The chad Jimmy neutron The virgin Rick sanchez has to go on long adventures to get parts Builds everything from household tems Accidentally destroyed earth Defended earth from aliens and saved humanity Girlfriend left him Only smart because he has spent years researching Two chicks always follow him around Is only 12 years old and can bend time and space Can only go between dimensions Only turned himself into a pickle Literally built a time machine and made thomas edison hit on his teacher Invented an age reversing serum because he didnt like his grandma

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The Virgin Audiophile vs. The Chad Rick Rubin by u/01812

The Chad Rick Rubin The Virgirn Audiophile Never bothered to read about dynamic range Actually thinks people in the music industry care what he thinks Can't enjoy music without dynamic range Tricks audiophiles into blaming Vlado Meller Lauded as a legend by normies Ridiculed by normies astes money on overpriced flacs and vinyl Already a multimillionaire, now just produces records for the heck of it Helped Invent hip hop and produced patrician metal records Only listens to dad rock and entry level alt-rock
The Chad Rick Rubin The Virgirn Audiophile Never bothered to read about dynamic range Actually thinks people in the music industry care what he thinks Can't enjoy music without dynamic range Tricks audiophiles into blaming Vlado Meller Lauded as a legend by normies Ridiculed by normies astes money on overpriced flacs and vinyl Already a multimillionaire, now just produces records for the heck of it Helped Invent hip hop and produced patrician metal records Only listens to dad rock and entry level alt-rock

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Virgin Imgur vs Chad Photobucket by

virgin imgur vs Chad Ophotobucket Hosts TEN BILLION images Been around since the time of Christ poor posture nobody knows how to pronouce the name only employs like 12 people slow on mobile_ Was once owned by m------------ FOX INTERACTIVE MEDIA Every m----------- and his dog knows how to pronouce PHOTO BUCKET made as a tool for another website photo bucket site mascot is literally a giraffe never lets anyone get away with hotlinking got hacked in 2017 made for use over the WHOLE INTERNET craved by women
virgin imgur vs Chad Ophotobucket Hosts TEN BILLION images Been around since the time of Christ poor posture nobody knows how to pronouce the name only employs like 12 people slow on mobile_ Was once owned by m------------ FOX INTERACTIVE MEDIA Every m----------- and his dog knows how to pronouce PHOTO BUCKET made as a tool for another website photo bucket site mascot is literally a giraffe never lets anyone get away with hotlinking got hacked in 2017 made for use over the WHOLE INTERNET craved by women

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The Virgin Chainsmokers vs RoboCHADs

The Virgin Chainsmokers french RoboCHADs not french robot forms transcend gimmicks on a meta level yrics provoke tears due to their profound depth their gimmick is their music has boops yrics are predictable and forced has scored 1 disney film and released 1 indie film and an anime faces exposed all songs sounds the same has scored 0 disney films do, do do do do do do, do do do music encompasses many genres and continues to influence popular music incorporate orchestral scores into funky electronic beats o do s--- out "songs" with a hort turnover rate only releases the most masterful of musical craft over the course of eons have albums already decades old influence still felt today pop trash that will fade into obscurity over the course of 5 years max alive 2007 probably claimed they witnessed alive 2007
The Virgin Chainsmokers french RoboCHADs not french robot forms transcend gimmicks on a meta level yrics provoke tears due to their profound depth their gimmick is their music has boops yrics are predictable and forced has scored 1 disney film and released 1 indie film and an anime faces exposed all songs sounds the same has scored 0 disney films do, do do do do do do, do do do music encompasses many genres and continues to influence popular music incorporate orchestral scores into funky electronic beats o do s--- out "songs" with a hort turnover rate only releases the most masterful of musical craft over the course of eons have albums already decades old influence still felt today pop trash that will fade into obscurity over the course of 5 years max alive 2007 probably claimed they witnessed alive 2007

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Always remember, this is not a love song

he virgiln this is America Voice is plain and boring Half naked man dancing like an épileptic Childish Gammbino? Serious orst name ever Song is about american s--- we already kne wil be forgotten in a year The Chad Amerika Powerful voice like a german thunder Badass astronaut singing in the Moon Band name is Rammstein Just pronouncing the name you feel powerful Talks about dangers of globalization of amenican autue Old but gold
he virgiln this is America Voice is plain and boring Half naked man dancing like an épileptic Childish Gammbino? Serious orst name ever Song is about american s--- we already kne wil be forgotten in a year The Chad Amerika Powerful voice like a german thunder Badass astronaut singing in the Moon Band name is Rammstein Just pronouncing the name you feel powerful Talks about dangers of globalization of amenican autue Old but gold

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The Virgin Minecraft VS The Chad Roblox

The Virgin Minecraft The Chad Roblox Pixelated font for ants All-time recognized Comic Sans MS Generic Pixel Graphics Default Skin always happy Detailed textures Default Skin looks like he wants to die Has to make mechanisms using Redstone LUA Game inspired by plenty of other game:s Stole LEGO designs, got sued andd didn't give a f--- Glitchy Lightning Realistic Lightning Needs mods to survive Doesn't need mods Decreasing community due to other games Has had a strong community since 2006 Is paid IT'S FREE!
The Virgin Minecraft The Chad Roblox Pixelated font for ants All-time recognized Comic Sans MS Generic Pixel Graphics Default Skin always happy Detailed textures Default Skin looks like he wants to die Has to make mechanisms using Redstone LUA Game inspired by plenty of other game:s Stole LEGO designs, got sued andd didn't give a f--- Glitchy Lightning Realistic Lightning Needs mods to survive Doesn't need mods Decreasing community due to other games Has had a strong community since 2006 Is paid IT'S FREE!

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The Virgin Modellista vs. Chad Turismo

The Virgin Modellista The Chad Turismo Only has two games under it's belt. One of them was an updated version. 90% of the cars are Weeb-mobiles Had over 16 games since 1997. 0ne of which was on BIKES! Had a large variety of cars all over the world auto modellista TM Has a fuckton of tracks, complete with variety on length GRAN TURISMO Only 10 tracks, most of them are short Had official RC toys by TOMY THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR Drifty controls An okay soundtrack Had official simulator kits, Hot Wheel;s, RCs by HPI Racing, and even it's own m-----------' cafe. An epic soundtrack, with added licensed musid You shift down to reverse Limited tuning controls You press Triangle to reverse Had a VJ to pester you Tight & precissive controls No VJ, just you. Published by the company who's Japanese division are complete cocksuckers A car designer Has all the tuning controls to make the Escudo reach 800MPH Developed by a company who knows damn well about racing games The Real Driving Simulator
The Virgin Modellista The Chad Turismo Only has two games under it's belt. One of them was an updated version. 90% of the cars are Weeb-mobiles Had over 16 games since 1997. 0ne of which was on BIKES! Had a large variety of cars all over the world auto modellista TM Has a fuckton of tracks, complete with variety on length GRAN TURISMO Only 10 tracks, most of them are short Had official RC toys by TOMY THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR Drifty controls An okay soundtrack Had official simulator kits, Hot Wheel;s, RCs by HPI Racing, and even it's own m-----------' cafe. An epic soundtrack, with added licensed musid You shift down to reverse Limited tuning controls You press Triangle to reverse Had a VJ to pester you Tight & precissive controls No VJ, just you. Published by the company who's Japanese division are complete cocksuckers A car designer Has all the tuning controls to make the Escudo reach 800MPH Developed by a company who knows damn well about racing games The Real Driving Simulator

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The virgin too much text vs. The chad simple information

The virgin too much text Uses as many contractions and extenions without knowing how to properly implement them as well as basic gramtical tools, like,./ and: information Stright, simple and to the point Over compensates s----- take on great meme by unconvinsingly embedding it within multipale walls of text in a drastic stake to gain internet meme point instead of actually spending there time on hard work and or study Litereally gets board while writing all this s--- and decides to half ass the infomational tags for the chad leaving imbalanced and biased hlf assed meme adding nothing to the oevrall memeconnemy cut to the chase doesnt waste viewers time with fake deep memery Bigger words bigger upvotes Over analysis and articulate:s the most minute details of the properties they are comparing compleletly missing the point of the the figures basically doing all the talking for the viewer Wasting readers time with useless infomation the reader could have just recieved from merely observing the two names of the virgin and chad have, Onion Article style. Also mispelling complicated words exposing the sheer insenserity of the op one and done Actually cares about getting there point across
The virgin too much text Uses as many contractions and extenions without knowing how to properly implement them as well as basic gramtical tools, like,./ and: information Stright, simple and to the point Over compensates s----- take on great meme by unconvinsingly embedding it within multipale walls of text in a drastic stake to gain internet meme point instead of actually spending there time on hard work and or study Litereally gets board while writing all this s--- and decides to half ass the infomational tags for the chad leaving imbalanced and biased hlf assed meme adding nothing to the oevrall memeconnemy cut to the chase doesnt waste viewers time with fake deep memery Bigger words bigger upvotes Over analysis and articulate:s the most minute details of the properties they are comparing compleletly missing the point of the the figures basically doing all the talking for the viewer Wasting readers time with useless infomation the reader could have just recieved from merely observing the two names of the virgin and chad have, Onion Article style. Also mispelling complicated words exposing the sheer insenserity of the op one and done Actually cares about getting there point across

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Frank Grimes vs. Homer Simpson

Virgin Frank Grimes Has a briefcase and a haircut Chad Homer Has a son who owns a factory Lives in a one bedroom apartment atop a bowling alley and below another bowling alley Lives in a mansion Needs safety gloves for extremely high voltage cables Eats Lobster for dinner Was once blown up in a silo explosion Needs to work 2 jobs, including a night job at a foundry Has a beautiful wife Can solve a 513 nuclear emergency with just a bucket of water All his pencils are chewed Has a daughter with an IQ of 156 Needs a special dietetic lunch Wins model nuclear power plant competitions with ease Eats the virgin's special dietetic lunch Hangs out with presidents and famous rockstars. Also went to space
Virgin Frank Grimes Has a briefcase and a haircut Chad Homer Has a son who owns a factory Lives in a one bedroom apartment atop a bowling alley and below another bowling alley Lives in a mansion Needs safety gloves for extremely high voltage cables Eats Lobster for dinner Was once blown up in a silo explosion Needs to work 2 jobs, including a night job at a foundry Has a beautiful wife Can solve a 513 nuclear emergency with just a bucket of water All his pencils are chewed Has a daughter with an IQ of 156 Needs a special dietetic lunch Wins model nuclear power plant competitions with ease Eats the virgin's special dietetic lunch Hangs out with presidents and famous rockstars. Also went to space

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The virgin Doom source port user The chad Doom MS-DOS user can play custom WADS without source ports loves to play Doom in GL mode only heavily depends on modern cheat codes to survive doesn't know how to open doom like a normal person plays Doom the old fashioin way knows h---------- without looking up or down doesn't know how to play online except for Zandronum or Skulltag wants to have the power to look all around his surroundings source porting is for p------ doesn't depend on skulltag or zandronum
The virgin Doom source port user The chad Doom MS-DOS user can play custom WADS without source ports loves to play Doom in GL mode only heavily depends on modern cheat codes to survive doesn't know how to open doom like a normal person plays Doom the old fashioin way knows h---------- without looking up or down doesn't know how to play online except for Zandronum or Skulltag wants to have the power to look all around his surroundings source porting is for p------ doesn't depend on skulltag or zandronum

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The Virgin Futoshi vs. The Chad Mitsuru

Had great hair, and then decided to get a haircut by a chick "The Virgin Cuck" "The Chad Mitsuru" Stupid hair style Refuses to eat because he's fat Wants to pilot with the girl ne loves and gets cucked over and over again Wants to pilot witlh another dude, instead pilots with three different chicks Eats to sustain health to survive Doesn't even know what reproduction is Number 214, probably how much he weighs too First guy to get laid in centuries Number 326, Higher number way more alpha
Had great hair, and then decided to get a haircut by a chick "The Virgin Cuck" "The Chad Mitsuru" Stupid hair style Refuses to eat because he's fat Wants to pilot with the girl ne loves and gets cucked over and over again Wants to pilot witlh another dude, instead pilots with three different chicks Eats to sustain health to survive Doesn't even know what reproduction is Number 214, probably how much he weighs too First guy to get laid in centuries Number 326, Higher number way more alpha

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Bus Ride

The Virgin Bus Passenger The Chad Public Transportation Devotee Never actually travels anywhere, the bus is just a nice place to pass time with his buddies Travels alone Uses the bus to travel to different places because he's too poor to own a car Picks the most Chad-like seats, the back seats. Has no money to pay with and the driver doesn't even give a s--- Never enters the bus without some companion Picks the seat behind the driver. Pays quickly with the exact sum Sits on the aisle seat so no one could sit next to him Instantly offers his seat, alongside with his buddies, to senior citizens when he sees them get on the bus Constantly checks if his music is too loud Puts his backpack onto the seat next to him, pretends he can't hear when some senior citizen asks him to removeso the drivers Blasts music on maximum volume with his speaker Never uses the back door when leaving, marches through the whole bus and roars: "THANKS MAN!" to the driver on next lane are able to hear it Feels sick after traveling for five minutes Awkwardly mumbles: "Thanks..." to the driver when he leaves the bus A long bus ride and twisting roads actually freshen him UL Anybody who doesn't give their seat to the older passengers or starts a racist rant gets beaten up by him and his multiethnical gang Uses seatbelt Forgets the back- pack in the bus, never gets it back If he or his friends want to relieve themselves, the driver stops at the nearest gas station Drank too much before the journey, squirms on his seat due to full bladder Notices racial discrimination/ neglect of elderly, too scared to interfere Just the news that Chad and his friends took the bus raise the value of the bus company's stocks by 1x10^12% Speaks to nobody Manspreads Chats with anyone and approaches everybody
The Virgin Bus Passenger The Chad Public Transportation Devotee Never actually travels anywhere, the bus is just a nice place to pass time with his buddies Travels alone Uses the bus to travel to different places because he's too poor to own a car Picks the most Chad-like seats, the back seats. Has no money to pay with and the driver doesn't even give a s--- Never enters the bus without some companion Picks the seat behind the driver. Pays quickly with the exact sum Sits on the aisle seat so no one could sit next to him Instantly offers his seat, alongside with his buddies, to senior citizens when he sees them get on the bus Constantly checks if his music is too loud Puts his backpack onto the seat next to him, pretends he can't hear when some senior citizen asks him to removeso the drivers Blasts music on maximum volume with his speaker Never uses the back door when leaving, marches through the whole bus and roars: "THANKS MAN!" to the driver on next lane are able to hear it Feels sick after traveling for five minutes Awkwardly mumbles: "Thanks..." to the driver when he leaves the bus A long bus ride and twisting roads actually freshen him UL Anybody who doesn't give their seat to the older passengers or starts a racist rant gets beaten up by him and his multiethnical gang Uses seatbelt Forgets the back- pack in the bus, never gets it back If he or his friends want to relieve themselves, the driver stops at the nearest gas station Drank too much before the journey, squirms on his seat due to full bladder Notices racial discrimination/ neglect of elderly, too scared to interfere Just the news that Chad and his friends took the bus raise the value of the bus company's stocks by 1x10^12% Speaks to nobody Manspreads Chats with anyone and approaches everybody

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