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The Virgin Loli The Chad MMA Fighter Fans consists of f/a/gs and submissive beta males. Fans comprised of /fit/izens and MMA enthusiasts Badass 90s fighting anime character aesthetic. S----- 2000s moe anime character aesthetic. "l'm a fighter!" Tina Armstrong's waifu. The waifu of pedophiles. Am I kawaii? uguu Too based to be in a lame volleyball spin-off. Sexy short hair red head Reasonably large sized Semi-authentic portrayal of Mixed Martial Arts. Fighting style doesn't even resemble Systema nor any practical self-defense system. The poster girl of a crappy volleyball spin-off. Glorious Spaniard. Dull pigtail hairstyle. breasts. Still looks gorgeous in her training clothes. Swedish Yes. Flat chest, becomes jealous at the site of Honoka's breasts. K.O.'s her opponents out of the ring. Needs to spend thousands of $ in clothes for people to look at her. High ranked A-tier fighter. Sends her opponents to prison, because she can't fight for s---. A healthy height of 170 cm Sweet, enthusiastic, and genuine attitude that makes you want to hold hands with her. 147 cm (4'10") womanlet. Low ranked C-tier fighter. MMA champion who scored countless victories. Wouldn't even make the cut in a low- rent goth band. Annoying and bratty attitude that makes you want to c--- punch her. Fangirl of Bass Armstrong a.k.a. DOA's Hulk Hogan. Best newest addition to DOA's roster. DOA's objectively worst character. Underpaid servant o Helena Douglas.

The Virgin Loli The Chad MMA Fighter Fans consists of f/a/gs and submissive beta males. Fans comprised of /fit/izens and MMA enthusiasts Badass 90s fighting anime character aesthetic. S----- 2000s moe anime character aesthetic. "l'm a fighter!" Tina Armstrong's waifu. The waifu of pedophiles. Am I kawaii? uguu Too based to be in a lame volleyball spin-off. Sexy short hair red head Reasonably large sized Semi-authentic portrayal of Mixed Martial Arts. Fighting style doesn't even resemble Systema nor any practical self-defense system. The poster girl of a crappy volleyball spin-off. Glorious Spaniard. Dull pigtail hairstyle. breasts. Still looks gorgeous in her training clothes. Swedish Yes. Flat chest, becomes jealous at the site of Honoka's breasts. K.O.'s her opponents out of the ring. Needs to spend thousands of $ in clothes for people to look at her. High ranked A-tier fighter. Sends her opponents to prison, because she can't fight for s---. A healthy height of 170 cm Sweet, enthusiastic, and genuine attitude that makes you want to hold hands with her. 147 cm (4'10") womanlet. Low ranked C-tier fighter. MMA champion who scored countless victories. Wouldn't even make the cut in a low- rent goth band. Annoying and bratty attitude that makes you want to c--- punch her. Fangirl of Bass Armstrong a.k.a. DOA's Hulk Hogan. Best newest addition to DOA's roster. DOA's objectively worst character. Underpaid servant o Helena Douglas.

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The Virgin Jonathan The Chad Steve Beatiful big poofy hair Lame ass haircut Pretty smile Took photos of Nancy in her underwear like a creep Always looks depressed OUCH ! Uses a gun to fight Fights using a spiked baseball bat Has dated multiple girls in the past Left his brother home alone Extremely Charming to get abducted just so he could make some extra cash The Ultra Mega Chad Billy Has a mullet so sexy that it can make women orgasm at the mere sight of it Fights with his bare fists like a man Always the centre of attention Constantly shows of his wicked abs and muscles Kicks ass at bastekball and drinking contests

The Virgin Jonathan The Chad Steve Beatiful big poofy hair Lame ass haircut Pretty smile Took photos of Nancy in her underwear like a creep Always looks depressed OUCH ! Uses a gun to fight Fights using a spiked baseball bat Has dated multiple girls in the past Left his brother home alone Extremely Charming to get abducted just so he could make some extra cash The Ultra Mega Chad Billy Has a mullet so sexy that it can make women orgasm at the mere sight of it Fights with his bare fists like a man Always the centre of attention Constantly shows of his wicked abs and muscles Kicks ass at bastekball and drinking contests

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The Virgin Inflatobear The Chad Webcomic Artist Makes up for lack of artistic experience with stellar storytelling Years of stagnation in art skills Is a manga artist for fun Dismisses all criticism as "haters Has a mallion and one excuses for his failures and refusal to improve Gets TWO adaptations thanks to the strength of his writing Dismisses more successful artists as "not trying" just because they started at a lower skill level than he's at now Has to play yes man to ideological cliques for relevance lke a parasite Continues to improve his art even though art is obviously not his greatest strengt

The Virgin Inflatobear The Chad Webcomic Artist Makes up for lack of artistic experience with stellar storytelling Years of stagnation in art skills Is a manga artist for fun Dismisses all criticism as "haters Has a mallion and one excuses for his failures and refusal to improve Gets TWO adaptations thanks to the strength of his writing Dismisses more successful artists as "not trying" just because they started at a lower skill level than he's at now Has to play yes man to ideological cliques for relevance lke a parasite Continues to improve his art even though art is obviously not his greatest strengt

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Virgin vs. Chad: Vore Edition

The Virgin Swallow The Chad Apex Confident stare to spot prey from up to 3 miles away Look of regret Always reaching out to grab another meal Always stops after Sallowing one person Tries to hide gut with shirt Belly squirming with his victims Doesn't even try to grab another bite to eat Not a single bulge- Always has another prey in hand, ready to eat Shows off his bounty with pride Belly barely reaches his knees Fears that his prey wll tear up his a------ Not afraid for the massive morning s--- Gut touches the ground

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The Virgindeavor vs. The All Mighty Chad

THE VIRGINDEAVOR Bland, generic quirk Can't get his own son to respect him Uses his quirk to compensate for lack of facial hair THE ALL MIGHTY CHAD Has a simple, yet charming and memorable catchphrase The symbol of bad parenting Masterfully designed costume, the epitome of superhero fashion. A friend and an inspiration to all children Loudly announces his presence wherever he goes Became a hero for a noble reason Has no catchphrase Doesn't even name his attacks Barely speaks in a failed attempt to seem ominous Unique, powerful and flashy quirk The symbol of peace Became a hero for attention and fame, got neither Boring and uninspired costume Rarely ever smiles, rarely has any reason to His mere presence inspire hope into all who are around him Treats all his fellow heroes with the respect they deserve Unpleasant to be around Names his attacks after american cities and states Uses his own son to live out his unfulfilled fantasies a true patriot through and through Mistreats his wife, which he married for selfish reasons Bitter towards other heroes for stupid reasons Respects women Smiles even when things are bad, his spirit is unbreakable Uses his quirk wisely and responsibly Incentives Midoriya to be independent and carve his own path

THE VIRGINDEAVOR Bland, generic quirk Can't get his own son to respect him Uses his quirk to compensate for lack of facial hair THE ALL MIGHTY CHAD Has a simple, yet charming and memorable catchphrase The symbol of bad parenting Masterfully designed costume, the epitome of superhero fashion. A friend and an inspiration to all children Loudly announces his presence wherever he goes Became a hero for a noble reason Has no catchphrase Doesn't even name his attacks Barely speaks in a failed attempt to seem ominous Unique, powerful and flashy quirk The symbol of peace Became a hero for attention and fame, got neither Boring and uninspired costume Rarely ever smiles, rarely has any reason to His mere presence inspire hope into all who are around him Treats all his fellow heroes with the respect they deserve Unpleasant to be around Names his attacks after american cities and states Uses his own son to live out his unfulfilled fantasies a true patriot through and through Mistreats his wife, which he married for selfish reasons Bitter towards other heroes for stupid reasons Respects women Smiles even when things are bad, his spirit is unbreakable Uses his quirk wisely and responsibly Incentives Midoriya to be independent and carve his own path

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Virgin Scholastic vs. The Chad Mystic

lol baldy "The Virgin Scholastic" THE CHAD MYSTIC Seeks mystical union with the incomprehensible mysteries of God Subordinates God to human reason "S submit to Rome" "Kupue, ελεησ。V" Majestic beard gives glory to God Weak Aristotelian Crypto Atheist Honors the traditions of the Church Fathers "Muh Keys" Strong Platonist Girly little hands Knows the Spirit proceeds from the All things from the Spirit first, not the letter Father alone Inherited Guilt Believes in Double Procession of the Holy Spirit Panentheism Wicked sick Schema Follows the letter overthe Spirit Legs grow weak at the mention of the Third Ecumenical Council Legs girded with the Divine Infallible truths of Christ's Church Knows there are no loopholes into the Kingdom of God Talmudic Lawyering Theosis

lol baldy "The Virgin Scholastic" THE CHAD MYSTIC Seeks mystical union with the incomprehensible mysteries of God Subordinates God to human reason "S submit to Rome" "Kupue, ελεησ。V" Majestic beard gives glory to God Weak Aristotelian Crypto Atheist Honors the traditions of the Church Fathers "Muh Keys" Strong Platonist Girly little hands Knows the Spirit proceeds from the All things from the Spirit first, not the letter Father alone Inherited Guilt Believes in Double Procession of the Holy Spirit Panentheism Wicked sick Schema Follows the letter overthe Spirit Legs grow weak at the mention of the Third Ecumenical Council Legs girded with the Divine Infallible truths of Christ's Church Knows there are no loopholes into the Kingdom of God Talmudic Lawyering Theosis

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Virgin Vergil vs Chad Vergil

The Virgin Vergil (Vergin) The Chad Vergil Rich boy hair style and would probably sue you if you touched it Badass slicked back spikey hair that he will adjust/fix to taunt his enemies Voice actor is ripped and was a m------------ power ranger Generic and boring voice actor Gets motivated from fights Became evil and angry because his mom liked his brother more than him (Seriously) Uninspired black trenchcoat, looks like a school shooter Baller light blue trenchcoat with fancy gold accents Became a top tier near-broken fighting game character in a crossover Devil Trigger only summons a copy of himself (Probably talks to it when he's lonely) Can dual wield his katana alongside a greatsword, beats the s--- out of things with demon forged gauntlets and boots Only weapon is his Katana Becomes an actual demon with Devil Trigger Hides his face behind a bootleg anonymous mask (Also has you raid a bootleg Mtn Dew factory.) Scared of a SWAT team Actually wears a fedora in public Sprinted torwards a demon god with a warcry, alone and without fear Thinks guns are for p------ Judgement Cut sounds like a slight breeze of wind Uses guns and ends up shooting a baby Judgement Cut sounds like god humming Always strifes for more power

The Virgin Vergil (Vergin) The Chad Vergil Rich boy hair style and would probably sue you if you touched it Badass slicked back spikey hair that he will adjust/fix to taunt his enemies Voice actor is ripped and was a m------------ power ranger Generic and boring voice actor Gets motivated from fights Became evil and angry because his mom liked his brother more than him (Seriously) Uninspired black trenchcoat, looks like a school shooter Baller light blue trenchcoat with fancy gold accents Became a top tier near-broken fighting game character in a crossover Devil Trigger only summons a copy of himself (Probably talks to it when he's lonely) Can dual wield his katana alongside a greatsword, beats the s--- out of things with demon forged gauntlets and boots Only weapon is his Katana Becomes an actual demon with Devil Trigger Hides his face behind a bootleg anonymous mask (Also has you raid a bootleg Mtn Dew factory.) Scared of a SWAT team Actually wears a fedora in public Sprinted torwards a demon god with a warcry, alone and without fear Thinks guns are for p------ Judgement Cut sounds like a slight breeze of wind Uses guns and ends up shooting a baby Judgement Cut sounds like god humming Always strifes for more power

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Virginfield and Chad of Duty

Only 3 maps have game runs at 30 fp:s vehicles on them Created by Medal of Honor developers who wanted to make a game about camaraderie with anti entire game is designed sold 15 billion dollars with just the games themselves, Not counting DLC or microtransactions OS fewer sales than CoD Counterpart that year Infinite gameplay ar themes grenades and shotguns Uses gameplay footage in their trailers because their game looks great Devs don't even realize Battlefield exists like a god creating a tidal wave by pissing in the ocean Simple and easy to Killed the Medal of Honor franchise by making it more like Whiney DICE employee attacks CoD for using gameplay footage in their trailer. Meanwhile his game is so trash they just make pre rendered movies for trailers Weapon spread, accuracy and damage is determined by player skil f you suck you lose until you get pro players are just nerds ei o create a game with near limitlesS Hasn't released a functional game in years, Playerbase evaporates like piss in the Sahara because the game has such poor quality of life an is so content bare CALL DUTY Customization gives you unique pieces of equipment for your soldier, and a huge variety of weapon skins so you can make your character look the way Features pioneered by us morons who got every major planet now with Moronic poorly written single player story mode (designed to emulate call of duty) provides no challenge and is written like the cliffnotes of a Tom Clancy novel releases new conten in maps. ensuring that combined arms Creates deep and powerful singleplayer every time, with difficulties ranging from very easy to extremely difficult. Allowing it to appeal to any range of gamer and decided to plav with the little kids, Has its own charity dedicated to being present in supporting veterans and servicemen Used history channel documentaries as Games have stable releases with very few glitches because of longer development spread,accuracy and damage is all determined by RNG meaning that skill is entirely worthless. Playerbase is too stupid to complete the simplest oflack of maps that tasks like standing near a flagpole until it changesutilize all the DLC color. Or using a fighter plane to shoot down another plane without ramming into it and diverse, consisting ac of everything from casual and new gamers, to longtime FPS veterans rted by a bunch of Swedish hacks making pinball games, generic racing games and a scorestreaks reward players for doing well while also adding depth and function to the game Free content is continually added to the game throughout its post release cycle All cosmetics consist of ugly gold or platinum paint on guns and vehicles, Or the exact same camo pattern recycled in 10 different color schemes to pad out the loot crates Has weapon No problem finding matches attachments Games always change function to follow the setting, But never stray enough from the original design as to make it unfamiliar Game runs at a smooth 60fps so that Mercury doesn't get transformed into a snail by inp rsally panned weapon attachments allow you to improve the function of your guns in specifiC areas to allow for more varied gameplay Shrek game customization and the uniqueness of the weapons Tries to sell itself on having destructable enviroments, Yet with every new release the destructable enviroments get more and more Paid voutube channels about guns and wwi

Only 3 maps have game runs at 30 fp:s vehicles on them Created by Medal of Honor developers who wanted to make a game about camaraderie with anti entire game is designed sold 15 billion dollars with just the games themselves, Not counting DLC or microtransactions OS fewer sales than CoD Counterpart that year Infinite gameplay ar themes grenades and shotguns Uses gameplay footage in their trailers because their game looks great Devs don't even realize Battlefield exists like a god creating a tidal wave by pissing in the ocean Simple and easy to Killed the Medal of Honor franchise by making it more like Whiney DICE employee attacks CoD for using gameplay footage in their trailer. Meanwhile his game is so trash they just make pre rendered movies for trailers Weapon spread, accuracy and damage is determined by player skil f you suck you lose until you get pro players are just nerds ei o create a game with near limitlesS Hasn't released a functional game in years, Playerbase evaporates like piss in the Sahara because the game has such poor quality of life an is so content bare CALL DUTY Customization gives you unique pieces of equipment for your soldier, and a huge variety of weapon skins so you can make your character look the way Features pioneered by us morons who got every major planet now with Moronic poorly written single player story mode (designed to emulate call of duty) provides no challenge and is written like the cliffnotes of a Tom Clancy novel releases new conten in maps. ensuring that combined arms Creates deep and powerful singleplayer every time, with difficulties ranging from very easy to extremely difficult. Allowing it to appeal to any range of gamer and decided to plav with the little kids, Has its own charity dedicated to being present in supporting veterans and servicemen Used history channel documentaries as Games have stable releases with very few glitches because of longer development spread,accuracy and damage is all determined by RNG meaning that skill is entirely worthless. Playerbase is too stupid to complete the simplest oflack of maps that tasks like standing near a flagpole until it changesutilize all the DLC color. Or using a fighter plane to shoot down another plane without ramming into it and diverse, consisting ac of everything from casual and new gamers, to longtime FPS veterans rted by a bunch of Swedish hacks making pinball games, generic racing games and a scorestreaks reward players for doing well while also adding depth and function to the game Free content is continually added to the game throughout its post release cycle All cosmetics consist of ugly gold or platinum paint on guns and vehicles, Or the exact same camo pattern recycled in 10 different color schemes to pad out the loot crates Has weapon No problem finding matches attachments Games always change function to follow the setting, But never stray enough from the original design as to make it unfamiliar Game runs at a smooth 60fps so that Mercury doesn't get transformed into a snail by inp rsally panned weapon attachments allow you to improve the function of your guns in specifiC areas to allow for more varied gameplay Shrek game customization and the uniqueness of the weapons Tries to sell itself on having destructable enviroments, Yet with every new release the destructable enviroments get more and more Paid voutube channels about guns and wwi

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The Virgin Techno Fan vs The Chad Ostrogoth Raver

The Virgin Techno Fan The Chad Ostrogoth Raver Refuses girly drugs, consumes only cocaine or speed Listens to Ben Klock post-2009 Not a plełb Must consume ecstasy to enjoy party Buys weak 10 pills from ghetto kid drug dealers outside club, contains mostly PMA and caffeine Possesses the knowledge of SNTS's true identity Never had to queue for Berghain, always on "DJs only" guestlist Weak body and mind Onlv ever visits Her Damit Festival Posts Instagram stories from all events he attends As he enters the club Has the worst comedowns, always suicidal and crying Thinks it's cool to go to Berghain, has to check-in on FB to show people the walls of the old powerplant roar to welcome him to ex-girlfriends on Tuesdays Can rave non-stop from Friday to Monday without even eating or drinking Thinks Funktion One is the only good Has been denied more times than he has been accepted Personally invited by the owners of Bassiani to come party sound system in the world Never has bad comedowns, never suicidal, mpeccable mental and physical strength Follows Joseph Capriati on SoundCloud Keeps the yellow sticker on the Doesn't buy music, gets all the best stuf directly from DJ friends asking for feedback Always readv to rave Phone camera for 2 weeks Leaves club with jacket still in wardrobe and pose to other virgins Thinks Bjarki is "hard and dark" Personal friend of Kobosil and Dax J so he can bring home the hang tag Knows inner circle drug dealers Gets premium stuff for free Pavs 25 to see Maceo Plex Listens to Paula Temple for chilling down Queues for 4 hours to get into Ostgut Ton Nacht Marcel Dettman follows him on Instagram Spends all his money on Beatport denied at the door, starts crying in front of crowd Posts "Sky And Sand <3” story on Snapchat, Always misses the best sets, has to go to work on Monday morning Enters club without ever getting searched Needs shorts to ventilate chiseled quads, causing p---- to activate on both gay men and straight women doesn't even know it's “Aaron" Doesn't know you can refill water bottle in toilets, spends 100 euro/night on water Doesn't even bring phone to the club Regularly invited by 10/10 girls and guys for hour-long gangbangs in dark area Was never invited for raunchery by even 1/10 overweight gay BDSM guys Un-ironically says Adam Beyer is a techno DJ

The Virgin Techno Fan The Chad Ostrogoth Raver Refuses girly drugs, consumes only cocaine or speed Listens to Ben Klock post-2009 Not a plełb Must consume ecstasy to enjoy party Buys weak 10 pills from ghetto kid drug dealers outside club, contains mostly PMA and caffeine Possesses the knowledge of SNTS's true identity Never had to queue for Berghain, always on "DJs only" guestlist Weak body and mind Onlv ever visits Her Damit Festival Posts Instagram stories from all events he attends As he enters the club Has the worst comedowns, always suicidal and crying Thinks it's cool to go to Berghain, has to check-in on FB to show people the walls of the old powerplant roar to welcome him to ex-girlfriends on Tuesdays Can rave non-stop from Friday to Monday without even eating or drinking Thinks Funktion One is the only good Has been denied more times than he has been accepted Personally invited by the owners of Bassiani to come party sound system in the world Never has bad comedowns, never suicidal, mpeccable mental and physical strength Follows Joseph Capriati on SoundCloud Keeps the yellow sticker on the Doesn't buy music, gets all the best stuf directly from DJ friends asking for feedback Always readv to rave Phone camera for 2 weeks Leaves club with jacket still in wardrobe and pose to other virgins Thinks Bjarki is "hard and dark" Personal friend of Kobosil and Dax J so he can bring home the hang tag Knows inner circle drug dealers Gets premium stuff for free Pavs 25 to see Maceo Plex Listens to Paula Temple for chilling down Queues for 4 hours to get into Ostgut Ton Nacht Marcel Dettman follows him on Instagram Spends all his money on Beatport denied at the door, starts crying in front of crowd Posts "Sky And Sand <3” story on Snapchat, Always misses the best sets, has to go to work on Monday morning Enters club without ever getting searched Needs shorts to ventilate chiseled quads, causing p---- to activate on both gay men and straight women doesn't even know it's “Aaron" Doesn't know you can refill water bottle in toilets, spends 100 euro/night on water Doesn't even bring phone to the club Regularly invited by 10/10 girls and guys for hour-long gangbangs in dark area Was never invited for raunchery by even 1/10 overweight gay BDSM guys Un-ironically says Adam Beyer is a techno DJ

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Virgin Altcoin / Chad Bitcoin

The Virgin Altcoin THE CHAD BITCOIN Drops bellow ico in the first week Created by Chad visionaries Can't stop growing Created by virgin scammers Can't wistand FUDs Internet "s---" Internet "gold" Doesn 't care about FUD Forgotten in less than a month Is here to stay. Top dog Holders drive lambos Holders commit suicide and f--- asian girls

The Virgin Altcoin THE CHAD BITCOIN Drops bellow ico in the first week Created by Chad visionaries Can't stop growing Created by virgin scammers Can't wistand FUDs Internet "s---" Internet "gold" Doesn 't care about FUD Forgotten in less than a month Is here to stay. Top dog Holders drive lambos Holders commit suicide and f--- asian girls

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Virginwatch vs. Chad Fortress 2

VIRGINWATCH CHAD FORTRESS 2 Scott Mercer Principar Designer 59 posts 8 hoars ago I'm going to copy this from the Report Player form in the game. Abusive Chat is: Any form of hateful, discriminatory, obscene, or disruptive communications. Threatening or harassing another player on either team is also unacceptable, regardless of the words used. So YES, if you spam character voice lines in a way that is either disruptive or would be considered harassment, then you could be actioned 5NOWY CRISPYSLLINGDead Presidents Wheopes 4key, pure or 1 sharmeseNarway left the game coicennect 25 heun

VIRGINWATCH CHAD FORTRESS 2 Scott Mercer Principar Designer 59 posts 8 hoars ago I'm going to copy this from the Report Player form in the game. Abusive Chat is: Any form of hateful, discriminatory, obscene, or disruptive communications. Threatening or harassing another player on either team is also unacceptable, regardless of the words used. So YES, if you spam character voice lines in a way that is either disruptive or would be considered harassment, then you could be actioned 5NOWY CRISPYSLLINGDead Presidents Wheopes 4key, pure or 1 sharmeseNarway left the game coicennect 25 heun

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The Virgin Workout vs The Chad Cultivation

THE VIRGIN WOKOUT THE CHAD CULTIVATION hair is on point Unable to move unless noticed wears a hoodie despite it being 37°C, just so he isn't noticed always hiting on girls or intimidating dyels Huge, massive upperbody will carry people into the gym to keep him company wears glasses (shattered) always looking down to avoid eve contact at all costs trains for strength/himself 790 body fat trains without any reason 300 gymbros pumpkin delts trains back a lot, but noone can see it, so it's as if he he didn't lmao Gets tan during heavy lifts turns purple during heavy makes a lot of noise Grunts break all glass in gym trains most of the time alone due to being too loud Unable to sweat big, girly butt weak/unnoticable upper body due to SS twinks ask him for advice German admixture due to SS uses belt, chalk and wrist wraps Mostly trains lower body, giving him horrible unaesthetic proportions tight, solid butt, the perfect size, not too girly, not too weak waist is nonexistent wears compression tights, making him look even takes 15 minutes to rack and unrack the weight, weights already racked once he enters the gym more girly small calves makíng mínímum noíse always wears dark/neutral every single girl routinely eve f---- him cut shins from deadlifting Carries 21 water bottle to drink from between sets above 15% bodyfat Absorbs moisture from the air uses a type of shoe only for squats and olympic s---, who cares huge calves colourful outfit no quads for perfect aesthetics never grunts, but if he does, takes a 20 minute break to the bathroom until everyone forgets Has physique of Greek god despite a diet of pizza and beeir sweats too much, alwvas leaves sweat evervone looks at him in admiration uddles he has sex in the bathroom when resting uses clogs on point diet, still manages to look like he doesn't lift

THE VIRGIN WOKOUT THE CHAD CULTIVATION hair is on point Unable to move unless noticed wears a hoodie despite it being 37°C, just so he isn't noticed always hiting on girls or intimidating dyels Huge, massive upperbody will carry people into the gym to keep him company wears glasses (shattered) always looking down to avoid eve contact at all costs trains for strength/himself 790 body fat trains without any reason 300 gymbros pumpkin delts trains back a lot, but noone can see it, so it's as if he he didn't lmao Gets tan during heavy lifts turns purple during heavy makes a lot of noise Grunts break all glass in gym trains most of the time alone due to being too loud Unable to sweat big, girly butt weak/unnoticable upper body due to SS twinks ask him for advice German admixture due to SS uses belt, chalk and wrist wraps Mostly trains lower body, giving him horrible unaesthetic proportions tight, solid butt, the perfect size, not too girly, not too weak waist is nonexistent wears compression tights, making him look even takes 15 minutes to rack and unrack the weight, weights already racked once he enters the gym more girly small calves makíng mínímum noíse always wears dark/neutral every single girl routinely eve f---- him cut shins from deadlifting Carries 21 water bottle to drink from between sets above 15% bodyfat Absorbs moisture from the air uses a type of shoe only for squats and olympic s---, who cares huge calves colourful outfit no quads for perfect aesthetics never grunts, but if he does, takes a 20 minute break to the bathroom until everyone forgets Has physique of Greek god despite a diet of pizza and beeir sweats too much, alwvas leaves sweat evervone looks at him in admiration uddles he has sex in the bathroom when resting uses clogs on point diet, still manages to look like he doesn't lift

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The Virgin Scrub vs The Chad Champion

The Virgin Scrub The Chad Champion wastes thousands of hours in training mode but still chokes in real games only plays 6-buttons never practices prefers anime fighters drowns in pools can beat you with hearing / alone wears advertisements all over body for his sponsor Owns his own cabinets, lends them out to events doesn't need sponsors, cute cosplayers crowdfund his flight leans in to see the screen better Zangief main never blames lag frequentlyy ragequits Always spends more he gets in winnings only plays waifu characters always maintains stoic composure, never loses spends 200$ on a fight stick that only works on one system on the entry fee than plavs on whateve cont with the console donates all winnings to charity because the thrill of winning is all he needs roller comes No self confidence, doesn't even Bets it all on 50/50's and always guesses right attempt mixups of UO any kind solo mains Peacock as good at real martial arts as he is at fighting games gets all his fighting moves from the games he plays pretends to hadoken IRL

The Virgin Scrub The Chad Champion wastes thousands of hours in training mode but still chokes in real games only plays 6-buttons never practices prefers anime fighters drowns in pools can beat you with hearing / alone wears advertisements all over body for his sponsor Owns his own cabinets, lends them out to events doesn't need sponsors, cute cosplayers crowdfund his flight leans in to see the screen better Zangief main never blames lag frequentlyy ragequits Always spends more he gets in winnings only plays waifu characters always maintains stoic composure, never loses spends 200$ on a fight stick that only works on one system on the entry fee than plavs on whateve cont with the console donates all winnings to charity because the thrill of winning is all he needs roller comes No self confidence, doesn't even Bets it all on 50/50's and always guesses right attempt mixups of UO any kind solo mains Peacock as good at real martial arts as he is at fighting games gets all his fighting moves from the games he plays pretends to hadoken IRL

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The Virgin Existentialist vs. The Chad Absurdist

The VIrgln Exlstentlallst The Chad Absurdlst stays inside all day, left his gf cause my feels and voluntarily chose the virgin life takes leaps of faith to sidestep any seriouS epistemological inquiry sleeps with all kinds of thots doesn't rely on "God" to provide meaning, only himself writes dry theses no one wants to read smokes crazy cigarettes but never coughs Writes literature people actually want to read probably goes to church lmad delicate androgynous wiry pretty boy believes he's enlightened causee some vision of God he had on a DMT trip made him feelz good Imao serial adulterer cause the chains of monogamy repress the individual Drives his car even when he already bought a train ticket, just for fun

The VIrgln Exlstentlallst The Chad Absurdlst stays inside all day, left his gf cause my feels and voluntarily chose the virgin life takes leaps of faith to sidestep any seriouS epistemological inquiry sleeps with all kinds of thots doesn't rely on "God" to provide meaning, only himself writes dry theses no one wants to read smokes crazy cigarettes but never coughs Writes literature people actually want to read probably goes to church lmad delicate androgynous wiry pretty boy believes he's enlightened causee some vision of God he had on a DMT trip made him feelz good Imao serial adulterer cause the chains of monogamy repress the individual Drives his car even when he already bought a train ticket, just for fun

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