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PICK A BEST FRIEND The Commissar The Space Marine The Necron ran The Khornate Berzerke + Has the best soundsystem you can imagine surgically + Best wingman in the world For some reason, this little guy accepts you Il you, without fail Knows how to rock Makes cool s--- out Is always really, really p----- off. At you. And everything else. But mostly you the proper courseo + Great stories +Will always help +You are connected through it to Follows you everywhere retty great DJ an screaming ke, the exact same you when you need it Women are attracted to +Will protect you from harm and telepathically have a constant feeling of community, entertainment Always bitching about needing blood and skulls Follow his advice well an at all times If he does put up a stuggle every on yo you, he replaces what ia +(?) When you F--- son terested so he introduces them to you +For 10 years, it will hang out with really wants to have INCREDIBLY kinky se ike, all the time you and be like, the most awesome pet ever. Crazy tricks, cutest shows of affection, will make you feel all warm inside If you put up with this guy's s--- for a few years he will one day take off his helmet and impart upon you the secrets of the universe y to follow, or popular doing what he tells you head if you act likea Talks down to you at times + Every time he attacks will make Terrible fashion sense +These secrets will grant you nearly unlimited Will eat the face off of anybody y he ripped apart/ate with After 3 or 4 attac left to salvage power-immortality, strength, speed, fighting prowe The secrets of the universe will REALLY piss you off want and leave no evidence drugs, crazy body After 10 years pass, its buddies arrive coward too many times modificati on earth and eat everybody but y ing of you ntacles. No way around it. The Eldar The Guardsman The Son of Nurgle The Adepta Sororitas The Emperor Serious Demeanor +Really happy go lucky gu Introduces you to all his Damn, look at he and will let you play with you earn his respect, + Always hears you out Kind of a jerk, really The most amazing cook that will ever Good taste in video games If you need to movee furniture or something, he has an actual crane attached to his back +Cute butt Somehow always seems like he gets what he wants from family values +Always insists on paying for both of you wherever you go because he's so Full of great advice Introduces you to his is a hundred times better than se Creamy skin Mmm what you wan nerous +-(?) He's gay and will probably perfect woman Is okay with you dating He's also ge case of space aids you live forever start to have giving back massages you would kill your ne She isn't going to f--- you +Time spent with im is always +(?) He has robot Tentacles +Always has witty things to +Space aids actually makes say without electrical outlets Good luck getting a back massage unless you have pointy ears Space aids also makes you Fantastic dude He i die tragically right +-(?) Guess how he gives you space aids Iso pretty good
PICK A BEST FRIEND The Commissar The Space Marine The Necron ran The Khornate Berzerke + Has the best soundsystem you can imagine surgically + Best wingman in the world For some reason, this little guy accepts you Il you, without fail Knows how to rock Makes cool s--- out Is always really, really p----- off. At you. And everything else. But mostly you the proper courseo + Great stories +Will always help +You are connected through it to Follows you everywhere retty great DJ an screaming ke, the exact same you when you need it Women are attracted to +Will protect you from harm and telepathically have a constant feeling of community, entertainment Always bitching about needing blood and skulls Follow his advice well an at all times If he does put up a stuggle every on yo you, he replaces what ia +(?) When you F--- son terested so he introduces them to you +For 10 years, it will hang out with really wants to have INCREDIBLY kinky se ike, all the time you and be like, the most awesome pet ever. Crazy tricks, cutest shows of affection, will make you feel all warm inside If you put up with this guy's s--- for a few years he will one day take off his helmet and impart upon you the secrets of the universe y to follow, or popular doing what he tells you head if you act likea Talks down to you at times + Every time he attacks will make Terrible fashion sense +These secrets will grant you nearly unlimited Will eat the face off of anybody y he ripped apart/ate with After 3 or 4 attac left to salvage power-immortality, strength, speed, fighting prowe The secrets of the universe will REALLY piss you off want and leave no evidence drugs, crazy body After 10 years pass, its buddies arrive coward too many times modificati on earth and eat everybody but y ing of you ntacles. No way around it. The Eldar The Guardsman The Son of Nurgle The Adepta Sororitas The Emperor Serious Demeanor +Really happy go lucky gu Introduces you to all his Damn, look at he and will let you play with you earn his respect, + Always hears you out Kind of a jerk, really The most amazing cook that will ever Good taste in video games If you need to movee furniture or something, he has an actual crane attached to his back +Cute butt Somehow always seems like he gets what he wants from family values +Always insists on paying for both of you wherever you go because he's so Full of great advice Introduces you to his is a hundred times better than se Creamy skin Mmm what you wan nerous +-(?) He's gay and will probably perfect woman Is okay with you dating He's also ge case of space aids you live forever start to have giving back massages you would kill your ne She isn't going to f--- you +Time spent with im is always +(?) He has robot Tentacles +Always has witty things to +Space aids actually makes say without electrical outlets Good luck getting a back massage unless you have pointy ears Space aids also makes you Fantastic dude He i die tragically right +-(?) Guess how he gives you space aids Iso pretty good

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Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs [Chris Orksen]

Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)04:52:45 No. 47734230 >>47735647247766622 >5 There was a little boy lost in a Maiden World. This was enough to set off warning flags to all the Eldar present. They were more afraid of what would happen if the mon-keigh were left to their own devices, especially in this precious world. However, those wamings seemed to not extend to two particularly sexually-repressed specimens: A Howling Banshee Exarch and a Farseer The boy was still crying when the Farseer first arrives. Her nose takes in that savage scent of unrefined human, and her eyes go wide: this was unmistakably a male. Eldar or not, that meant he could be a mate. Even to a trained mind, the fires of arousal were difficult to smother once lit. As she removes her helm, her pale brown tresses fall free of their wraithbone cage. She approaches the boy with a matemal smile on her face Ara ara-" she comments. Despite her appearance of a young mother, her voice sounded more like an older sister. "What's a cute little boy like you doing here? The boy sniffles as he realizes he has company. "M-miss, I lost my mommy!" His eyes were red from crying the whole time, an effect with profound impact upon the Farseer's keen mental perception. She didn't just sense his loneliness, she could feel it, get wrapped up in his immature emotions like a blanket too big for her She smiles. "Don't worry now. Your big sis is here to help you!" The smile is enough to dis arm the young mind, who stops crying. "My name is Belamere. What's yours? "My name is Sam." The boy was growing more comfortable with her by the second. This was not by some chance; Belamere was using her mind to slowly erode his mental resistance, influencing his thoughts to be more friendly towards her "Well now, Sam," her deft hands wrap themselves around his chin. "I'm sure your mother wouldn't want to know her little boy cried, now would she?" the defenseless boy nods. "Now, why don't you let your big sister Belamere take care of you, hm?" Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)06:20:59 No.47735647 47740191 쯔47766622 Before the boy even agrees, the Farseer is already tracing her hands over his torso, feeling the undeveloped muscle and enticing supple skin beneath. He was young. weak; she didn't need much effort to push him down. "Uh.. .B-big sis, what are you doing? the sensation of a xeno woman's touch on his body feels weird on the boy, a biological warning mechanism about the heresy ensuing. She nods. "Oh, big sis is just making sure you're okayl She draws her hands away. "I wouldn't like it if you got hurt, now would I? Sam agrees, though it's clear the sensation is still on his mind. Capitalizing upon the open gap, Belamere then tenderly grabs his hand, wrapping it around her spidery fingers before holding it in her own. Just holding hands like that made Sam burn up, the indecent thoughts about letting this xeno taking care of him broke the floodgates Now, whilst the boy was confused by his feelings for the Farseer, did the Exarch arrive. Unlike the kindly Farseer, the Exarch took a more controlled approach, like a neighbor "Ah, Belamere," the red-headed warrior masks her role as an exploiter, "I was looking for you Oh, Taesa." Belamere stands up, ensuring her grip on Sam. "I'm fine. I just ran into this innocent little boy The boy's scent works its way into Taesa's senses the same way it does Belamere's. However, the Banshee's mind is not so bound to reading the strands of fate, less labyrinthine, making it slightly easier for her to realize that she was lusting for an underdeveloped organism. The taboo romance arouses her as well and she joins the two. Sam asks, "Big sis, is she your friend?" The Exarch kneels to the boy's level. "My name is Taesa. If you can trust Belamere over there, you can trust me as well." The sensation of being with two girls, even aliens, is enough to drive Sam's hormones into overdrive. Knowing that they were worried about him made him feel more conscious than ever O Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)15:38:48 No.47740191 >>477624392247763271 47766622 The sweet smell of these Eldar, as well as the power of suggestion, had drawn him to them, but now was the time for him to decide whether or not to follow them. Sam follows, for his mind has finally been snared by the mental depredations of Belamere My, you're rather precious," the Exarch appraises the Farseer's catch. "Say, do you want to follow us somewhere? We can help you find your Mother. The Farseer finishes the sentence, "But first, you have to do something very special with us, okay?" Sam replies with a dazed expression, "What is it? We want you...to kiss which big sister you think is cutest!" At that moment, the collected Exarch smiles as well and they pull away from the child. "We both like cute little boys like you, and we promise to take really good care of you! However, only one of us will give you extra-special good care of you." Belamere smiles. "And that one is going to be which ever one of us you kissl" For an instant, the Farseer lets slip her reins on Sam's mind. Though she knew her control was absolute, she wants to understand, even for a second, the boy's preferences. After all, this was a game to her, and games were only fun when there was a chance of failure What baffled them both was that instead of approaching one of them and clumsily placing a kiss on one of their lips on his tip-toes, Sam ran away. Before either Eldar could ask what was wrong, they noticed the sun going out They turn around to find it, an Ork in a business suit. MAH NAME IS CHRIS ORKSEN WOULD YA LIKES TA HAZ A SEAT?" In that instant, both Eldar realized that this hunt for nubile young boys had gone oh so wrong
Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)04:52:45 No. 47734230 >>47735647247766622 >5 There was a little boy lost in a Maiden World. This was enough to set off warning flags to all the Eldar present. They were more afraid of what would happen if the mon-keigh were left to their own devices, especially in this precious world. However, those wamings seemed to not extend to two particularly sexually-repressed specimens: A Howling Banshee Exarch and a Farseer The boy was still crying when the Farseer first arrives. Her nose takes in that savage scent of unrefined human, and her eyes go wide: this was unmistakably a male. Eldar or not, that meant he could be a mate. Even to a trained mind, the fires of arousal were difficult to smother once lit. As she removes her helm, her pale brown tresses fall free of their wraithbone cage. She approaches the boy with a matemal smile on her face Ara ara-" she comments. Despite her appearance of a young mother, her voice sounded more like an older sister. "What's a cute little boy like you doing here? The boy sniffles as he realizes he has company. "M-miss, I lost my mommy!" His eyes were red from crying the whole time, an effect with profound impact upon the Farseer's keen mental perception. She didn't just sense his loneliness, she could feel it, get wrapped up in his immature emotions like a blanket too big for her She smiles. "Don't worry now. Your big sis is here to help you!" The smile is enough to dis arm the young mind, who stops crying. "My name is Belamere. What's yours? "My name is Sam." The boy was growing more comfortable with her by the second. This was not by some chance; Belamere was using her mind to slowly erode his mental resistance, influencing his thoughts to be more friendly towards her "Well now, Sam," her deft hands wrap themselves around his chin. "I'm sure your mother wouldn't want to know her little boy cried, now would she?" the defenseless boy nods. "Now, why don't you let your big sister Belamere take care of you, hm?" Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)06:20:59 No.47735647 47740191 쯔47766622 Before the boy even agrees, the Farseer is already tracing her hands over his torso, feeling the undeveloped muscle and enticing supple skin beneath. He was young. weak; she didn't need much effort to push him down. "Uh.. .B-big sis, what are you doing? the sensation of a xeno woman's touch on his body feels weird on the boy, a biological warning mechanism about the heresy ensuing. She nods. "Oh, big sis is just making sure you're okayl She draws her hands away. "I wouldn't like it if you got hurt, now would I? Sam agrees, though it's clear the sensation is still on his mind. Capitalizing upon the open gap, Belamere then tenderly grabs his hand, wrapping it around her spidery fingers before holding it in her own. Just holding hands like that made Sam burn up, the indecent thoughts about letting this xeno taking care of him broke the floodgates Now, whilst the boy was confused by his feelings for the Farseer, did the Exarch arrive. Unlike the kindly Farseer, the Exarch took a more controlled approach, like a neighbor "Ah, Belamere," the red-headed warrior masks her role as an exploiter, "I was looking for you Oh, Taesa." Belamere stands up, ensuring her grip on Sam. "I'm fine. I just ran into this innocent little boy The boy's scent works its way into Taesa's senses the same way it does Belamere's. However, the Banshee's mind is not so bound to reading the strands of fate, less labyrinthine, making it slightly easier for her to realize that she was lusting for an underdeveloped organism. The taboo romance arouses her as well and she joins the two. Sam asks, "Big sis, is she your friend?" The Exarch kneels to the boy's level. "My name is Taesa. If you can trust Belamere over there, you can trust me as well." The sensation of being with two girls, even aliens, is enough to drive Sam's hormones into overdrive. Knowing that they were worried about him made him feel more conscious than ever O Anonymous 06/12/16(Sun)15:38:48 No.47740191 >>477624392247763271 47766622 The sweet smell of these Eldar, as well as the power of suggestion, had drawn him to them, but now was the time for him to decide whether or not to follow them. Sam follows, for his mind has finally been snared by the mental depredations of Belamere My, you're rather precious," the Exarch appraises the Farseer's catch. "Say, do you want to follow us somewhere? We can help you find your Mother. The Farseer finishes the sentence, "But first, you have to do something very special with us, okay?" Sam replies with a dazed expression, "What is it? We want you...to kiss which big sister you think is cutest!" At that moment, the collected Exarch smiles as well and they pull away from the child. "We both like cute little boys like you, and we promise to take really good care of you! However, only one of us will give you extra-special good care of you." Belamere smiles. "And that one is going to be which ever one of us you kissl" For an instant, the Farseer lets slip her reins on Sam's mind. Though she knew her control was absolute, she wants to understand, even for a second, the boy's preferences. After all, this was a game to her, and games were only fun when there was a chance of failure What baffled them both was that instead of approaching one of them and clumsily placing a kiss on one of their lips on his tip-toes, Sam ran away. Before either Eldar could ask what was wrong, they noticed the sun going out They turn around to find it, an Ork in a business suit. MAH NAME IS CHRIS ORKSEN WOULD YA LIKES TA HAZ A SEAT?" In that instant, both Eldar realized that this hunt for nubile young boys had gone oh so wrong

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/tg/ - Traditional Games 70 KB, 498x600) □ Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 05:11:27 No. 397587 13->>39759969>>39760134>>39761 112>>39761147 >>39765023>>3 765305>>39765981>>39770660 Excuse me, Brother Captain, but why cant we land our Drop Pods on top of the enemy troops? □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:12:31 No.39758728 We can and often do. I think you've taken one blow to the head too many, brother Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:13:44 No.39758744 Ha ha, look at the f------ retard who cant even navigate his way to the 40k wiki. Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)0626:44 No.39759939 Isn't that standard procedure with Angry Marines anyway? Or am I mistaken and their drop pods are their entire battle-barge? Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)06:28:37 No.39759969376045839760549 3976058839760621 3976094439761531 39762340 3976253839763801 39763814 39764027 ile: image jpg (292 KB, 1920x1080) Because the guard would ruin that. Thers's too many of them. 819453 95 Fargotia' ar Kolossi Schindelghcist IV Tempcrat Imperial Guard: 49,85$80269,56 575.00.000,000.800.000.0000,000,000,00,000.000,000,000,000.000,00,00.00,000 0000,000. Defenses Heavy #2 Pupulatiuo: 639 bullua 5 084 905.H41 Planet Forces Planct Features starrym Eoci rax Menazoid Porulatioo: 689 billin Corruption: Nond Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 07:08:00 No. 39760621->>39760645 >>39760770>>39761094 >>39764175 (1017 KB, 1665x1457) 976 mperial Guard: 49,186, 880, 269, 566. 575,000,000,000·000,000,000,000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000 Oh me oh my ,000,000,000, ,000,000,000, 000. 000,000,000,000 Delenses Heavy □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:05:53 No.39760588-2239761029-239764949 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:28:45 No.3976094439764949 That's not a plant with guardsmen It's a planet OF guardsmen. □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue,073427 No.39761028 Defences: He that's a bit of an understatement That's not a planet, it's a battle station! hes's to many of themt's a planet of quardsmen, Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:38:39 Every atom, every sub-paricle of every single thing on this planet 4.92 x 10a91 estimates for the number of atoms in the observable universe run 10 81 Ther ce as we know it by a magnitude of 10 in Praise the f------ Emperor □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)08:12 39763735-39764949 □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:16:03 No. 39762383 >"Uh, Chapter Master, I think we can skip over this one" >That many guardsmen there's STILL some orcs FUKKEN XENOS Anonymous.050515(Tue)ßne 05 41 No. there's STILL some orcs em ome ?Az made out of Guardsmen. Because everyth Sc ESPECIALLY the guardsmen There is some Warp fuckery of the highest order going on here. Abaddon's Black Crusade comes to town and get shrekt. itsdoesntotitthe sun,it's marchingaroundit on patrol. □Anonymous0506/15 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:18:49 No.39762431 39762481 2239752483 22397 -meewma31, una tensas me om, every ore quards me 3 sectors rm orrupt ma rou mme
/tg/ - Traditional Games 70 KB, 498x600) □ Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 05:11:27 No. 397587 13->>39759969>>39760134>>39761 112>>39761147 >>39765023>>3 765305>>39765981>>39770660 Excuse me, Brother Captain, but why cant we land our Drop Pods on top of the enemy troops? □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:12:31 No.39758728 We can and often do. I think you've taken one blow to the head too many, brother Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)05:13:44 No.39758744 Ha ha, look at the f------ retard who cant even navigate his way to the 40k wiki. Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)0626:44 No.39759939 Isn't that standard procedure with Angry Marines anyway? Or am I mistaken and their drop pods are their entire battle-barge? Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)06:28:37 No.39759969376045839760549 3976058839760621 3976094439761531 39762340 3976253839763801 39763814 39764027 ile: image jpg (292 KB, 1920x1080) Because the guard would ruin that. Thers's too many of them. 819453 95 Fargotia' ar Kolossi Schindelghcist IV Tempcrat Imperial Guard: 49,85$80269,56 575.00.000,000.800.000.0000,000,000,00,000.000,000,000,000.000,00,00.00,000 0000,000. Defenses Heavy #2 Pupulatiuo: 639 bullua 5 084 905.H41 Planet Forces Planct Features starrym Eoci rax Menazoid Porulatioo: 689 billin Corruption: Nond Anonymous 05/05/15 Tue 07:08:00 No. 39760621->>39760645 >>39760770>>39761094 >>39764175 (1017 KB, 1665x1457) 976 mperial Guard: 49,186, 880, 269, 566. 575,000,000,000·000,000,000,000, 000,000, 000, 000, 000 Oh me oh my ,000,000,000, ,000,000,000, 000. 000,000,000,000 Delenses Heavy □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:05:53 No.39760588-2239761029-239764949 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:28:45 No.3976094439764949 That's not a plant with guardsmen It's a planet OF guardsmen. □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue,073427 No.39761028 Defences: He that's a bit of an understatement That's not a planet, it's a battle station! hes's to many of themt's a planet of quardsmen, Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)07:38:39 Every atom, every sub-paricle of every single thing on this planet 4.92 x 10a91 estimates for the number of atoms in the observable universe run 10 81 Ther ce as we know it by a magnitude of 10 in Praise the f------ Emperor □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)08:12 39763735-39764949 □ Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:16:03 No. 39762383 >"Uh, Chapter Master, I think we can skip over this one" >That many guardsmen there's STILL some orcs FUKKEN XENOS Anonymous.050515(Tue)ßne 05 41 No. there's STILL some orcs em ome ?Az made out of Guardsmen. Because everyth Sc ESPECIALLY the guardsmen There is some Warp fuckery of the highest order going on here. Abaddon's Black Crusade comes to town and get shrekt. itsdoesntotitthe sun,it's marchingaroundit on patrol. □Anonymous0506/15 Anonymous 05/05/15(Tue)09:18:49 No.39762431 39762481 2239752483 22397 -meewma31, una tensas me om, every ore quards me 3 sectors rm orrupt ma rou mme

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SQUAD BROKEN

so....just like normal carnival food, only more dakka. Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)06:43 No.26850877 [ 2-26 851 234 26850740 □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)06:36 No.26850740リ2-26850840 >>26850877 >-26 850969 26850253 | □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)06:14 No.26850253 >-26850740 >ork carnival >plus spacemarines Klownz SEND IN THE FUNNY BOYZ honk >honk Watz wif dis tiny wagon boss, you cant hardly fit a grot in there! DATS WHERE YA WRONG YA GIT Horrifying >bunch of scared guardsman sitting around at night >streak of light through the sky, groundshaking impact >move out to investigate at the center of the crater is a single drop rok it's only like 2m round pointman steps closer >slips on a banana peel garishly dressed ork steps out of the rok, opens his mouth to waaaaagh >helium balloon comes out >second ork walks out of the tiny rok -then a third sand a fourth they keep coming >guardsman turn and run >slip on banana peels they're surrounded by peels theres 20 orks out of the rok by now >last vox contact with command is screams svox cuts out svox cuts back in hon
so....just like normal carnival food, only more dakka. Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)06:43 No.26850877 [ 2-26 851 234 26850740 □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)06:36 No.26850740リ2-26850840 >>26850877 >-26 850969 26850253 | □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)06:14 No.26850253 >-26850740 >ork carnival >plus spacemarines Klownz SEND IN THE FUNNY BOYZ honk >honk Watz wif dis tiny wagon boss, you cant hardly fit a grot in there! DATS WHERE YA WRONG YA GIT Horrifying >bunch of scared guardsman sitting around at night >streak of light through the sky, groundshaking impact >move out to investigate at the center of the crater is a single drop rok it's only like 2m round pointman steps closer >slips on a banana peel garishly dressed ork steps out of the rok, opens his mouth to waaaaagh >helium balloon comes out >second ork walks out of the tiny rok -then a third sand a fourth they keep coming >guardsman turn and run >slip on banana peels they're surrounded by peels theres 20 orks out of the rok by now >last vox contact with command is screams svox cuts out svox cuts back in hon

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THE IMPERIUM Where's your Federation now?
THE IMPERIUM Where's your Federation now?

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SPACE PIRATES 'SPACE HUMANS NOPES FANCY ROBOTS HOLY SHT SPACE ELVES EMO-SPACE HUMANS BASICLY THE ARMY MORE NOPESEMOSPACEdES

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shooter and wheels

Player 1 (white shirt, henceforth called Wheels) is a Warhammer powergamer. His gimmick is to hold his entire army in reserve. The opponent will be forced to deploy conservatively, since Wheels' side of the field will be empty. At the beginning of his first turn, Wheels will deploy his entire force in a compact "spearhead", then advance and pierce the enemy line at its weakest point , Wheels will deploy Player 2 (black shirt, let's call him Shooter) is aware of Wheels' gimmick. During the normal deployment/setup phase, Shooter places his commander on the field. In Warhammer, two players are supposed to take turns - deploying and counter-deploying until everything is on the field. However, Wheels announces that he's deploying nothing he'll hold his entire force in reserve (as he planned all along) Shooter places a row of scouts into a single thin skirmish line covering Wheels' entire edge of the table. Scouts can be deployed anywhere, but anti-cheese rules prevent him putting a scout within 30 cm of an opposing unit, but there are no opposing units anywhere on the field and so the rule is moot. Tactically, these scouts are f----- they have no cover, no support, and they're on open ground. As soon as the opposing cavalry takes the field, these guys will die. The deployment phase ends It's now Wheels' turn. Shooter informs him that the game is over. Wheels can't actually deploy any of his motorcycles - anti-cheese rules prevent him from placing a reserve unit within 5cm of an enemy model. There isn't a single 5cm gap anywhere on Wheels' edge of the field Wheels' entire force is doomed to sit uselessly "in reserve" until the game ends, at which point he'll lose automatically because Shooter controls the entire map The tournament officials declared that Shooters interpretation of the rules was technically correct and granted him the victory And now you know why Shooter is smiling while Wheels is poring over a rulebook.
Player 1 (white shirt, henceforth called Wheels) is a Warhammer powergamer. His gimmick is to hold his entire army in reserve. The opponent will be forced to deploy conservatively, since Wheels' side of the field will be empty. At the beginning of his first turn, Wheels will deploy his entire force in a compact "spearhead", then advance and pierce the enemy line at its weakest point , Wheels will deploy Player 2 (black shirt, let's call him Shooter) is aware of Wheels' gimmick. During the normal deployment/setup phase, Shooter places his commander on the field. In Warhammer, two players are supposed to take turns - deploying and counter-deploying until everything is on the field. However, Wheels announces that he's deploying nothing he'll hold his entire force in reserve (as he planned all along) Shooter places a row of scouts into a single thin skirmish line covering Wheels' entire edge of the table. Scouts can be deployed anywhere, but anti-cheese rules prevent him putting a scout within 30 cm of an opposing unit, but there are no opposing units anywhere on the field and so the rule is moot. Tactically, these scouts are f----- they have no cover, no support, and they're on open ground. As soon as the opposing cavalry takes the field, these guys will die. The deployment phase ends It's now Wheels' turn. Shooter informs him that the game is over. Wheels can't actually deploy any of his motorcycles - anti-cheese rules prevent him from placing a reserve unit within 5cm of an enemy model. There isn't a single 5cm gap anywhere on Wheels' edge of the field Wheels' entire force is doomed to sit uselessly "in reserve" until the game ends, at which point he'll lose automatically because Shooter controls the entire map The tournament officials declared that Shooters interpretation of the rules was technically correct and granted him the victory And now you know why Shooter is smiling while Wheels is poring over a rulebook.

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HERESY DETECTED

HERESY 卩cTECTED!
HERESY 卩cTECTED!

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Truly a blessed relic

I have made a servo skull to follow me around the house by Congorer rumongray @tomis-jb tomis-safezone A relic from a more advanced era. BEHOLD, A TECHNOLOGICAL MaStERPIECE! 01101111 O11010oOO
I have made a servo skull to follow me around the house by Congorer rumongray @tomis-jb tomis-safezone A relic from a more advanced era. BEHOLD, A TECHNOLOGICAL MaStERPIECE! 01101111 O11010oOO

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Warp Travel in the 41st Century

Warp Travel Let me take you through the average Warp travel procedure The Captain calls down to prep the ship for Warp expedition. At that time 12000 slaves who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel source they have in storage, lika a brutal Mr. Fusion. A field of pure psychic F--- YOU is generated around the ship and the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course through the Warp, which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which Unnamed Ones lounge around and f--- with humanity by the luxury of simply existing. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call Hell if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn't accidentally get you lost, become possessed by a Daemon or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel (which no one actually understands completely how to work) Daemons made of R--- and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your head to explode Mission clock says they were only in the Warp for 5 days. It was 17 months for everyone onboard. They also missed their destination by a couple of solar systems and 8/10th of the crew is dead. The Captain turns to his bridge staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another succesful Warp um Welcome to 40K.
Warp Travel Let me take you through the average Warp travel procedure The Captain calls down to prep the ship for Warp expedition. At that time 12000 slaves who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel source they have in storage, lika a brutal Mr. Fusion. A field of pure psychic F--- YOU is generated around the ship and the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course through the Warp, which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which Unnamed Ones lounge around and f--- with humanity by the luxury of simply existing. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call Hell if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn't accidentally get you lost, become possessed by a Daemon or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel (which no one actually understands completely how to work) Daemons made of R--- and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your head to explode Mission clock says they were only in the Warp for 5 days. It was 17 months for everyone onboard. They also missed their destination by a couple of solar systems and 8/10th of the crew is dead. The Captain turns to his bridge staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another succesful Warp um Welcome to 40K.

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Death Korps of Krieg


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Knights Of Blood meet Knights Of Blood by Mr Rumbles

EMPEROR PROTECTS!! IT'S TOUCHING ME.... I HEARO yOu ARE ALSO PART OF KOB TOOP 4-
EMPEROR PROTECTS!! IT'S TOUCHING ME.... I HEARO yOu ARE ALSO PART OF KOB TOOP 4-

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Imperial guardsman attempts to walk to the store

4) 032 / 1 Imperial Guardsman attempts to walk to the store
4) 032 / 1 Imperial Guardsman attempts to walk to the store

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The Fabulous Custodes


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Death Korps of Krieg


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Guilliman & Yvraine


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WahaSuba: Sister Darkness by MIXSAN


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