Washington Post Slogan Parodies - Trending Images

According to All Known Laws of Aviation

The Washington post According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
The Washington post According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Washington Post Slogan Parodies
bee movie washington post

Navy Seal Copypasta

The Washington Post What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top ofmy class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and Ihave over 30o confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes ofwhich has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held yourfucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shitfury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo.
The Washington Post What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top ofmy class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and Ihave over 30o confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes ofwhich has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held yourfucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shitfury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo.

Washington Post Slogan Parodies
washington post navy seal copypasta copypasta edit

Ragnarok

The lWashington Post Soon, all will be dust. In the distance, a lone dog howls mournfully. Ragnarök.
The lWashington Post Soon, all will be dust. In the distance, a lone dog howls mournfully. Ragnarök.

Washington Post Slogan Parodies
washington post slogan