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Words from the tiger fool

A servant of Xu Chu once asked why wouldn't he talk with Cao Ren, Cao Cao's cousin. Xu Chu replied "He may be a close relative and important subject of the King, but he's in charge of external defences at the borders. I, Xu Chu, am in charge of internal security. If he wanted to chat with me, we could do so in public. Why did he ask to chat with me in private?"
A servant of Xu Chu once asked why wouldn't he talk with Cao Ren, Cao Cao's cousin. Xu Chu replied "He may be a close relative and important subject of the King, but he's in charge of external defences at the borders. I, Xu Chu, am in charge of internal security. If he wanted to chat with me, we could do so in public. Why did he ask to chat with me in private?"

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Respect Ancestors

To respect our ancestors we must use the memes that they left behind.
To respect our ancestors we must use the memes that they left behind.

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A Cringe Man Will Always Think He's Based, But a Based Man Is Truthful to His Cringe Self

“A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." Lao Tzu
“A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." Lao Tzu

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Lucky there’s a Family Guy

AFOOLISH MAN ASKS WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? A WISE MAN KNOWS HE ISLUCKY THERE IS A FAMILY GUY.
AFOOLISH MAN ASKS WHERE ARE THOSE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VALUES ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY? A WISE MAN KNOWS HE ISLUCKY THERE IS A FAMILY GUY.

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Wisdom of the East

Sometimes I have dumb ideas. This is one of those times.
Sometimes I have dumb ideas. This is one of those times.

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The Art of Memes

"Meme them until they cry... then make memes about them crying." -Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" 66
"Meme them until they cry... then make memes about them crying." -Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" 66

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The Art of War

Technically he does say this, but use a lot more prose and metaphors to do so.
Technically he does say this, but use a lot more prose and metaphors to do so.

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mmm, yes, very wise

PALD In order to catch the ball,one must become the ball. - Dog Tzu
PALD In order to catch the ball,one must become the ball. - Dog Tzu

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mmm yes, very stylin

A WISE MAN IS LIKE A FAUCET 3し 子 最高 ALWAYS HAS THE DRIP 名丘字 仲 足山束 充州府曲阜縣人
A WISE MAN IS LIKE A FAUCET 3し 子 最高 ALWAYS HAS THE DRIP 名丘字 仲 足山束 充州府曲阜縣人

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Very wise

A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT imgfip.com
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT imgfip.com

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O FEAR NOT THE MAN WHO HAS FUCKED10,000 MOTHERS I FEAR THE MAN WHO HAS F----- ONE MOTHER 10,000 TIMES
O FEAR NOT THE MAN WHO HAS FUCKED10,000 MOTHERS I FEAR THE MAN WHO HAS F----- ONE MOTHER 10,000 TIMES

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Not all who are unwise are fools, but all fools are unwise

THE UNWISE MAN WHO ATTEMPTS TO CREATE THE FUNNY BY MAKING MINORITIES THE FOOL ONLY REVEALS HIMSELF AS THE TRUE FOOL
THE UNWISE MAN WHO ATTEMPTS TO CREATE THE FUNNY BY MAKING MINORITIES THE FOOL ONLY REVEALS HIMSELF AS THE TRUE FOOL

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Our bond runs through balls


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Infamous wise man known as 4chan

: Anonymous 05/16/20(Sat)14:33:32 No.115014871 >>115014616 # >Anon approaches the Great Philosopher and asks him "Great Philosopher, are large breasts or small breasts better?" >The Great Philospher sat in silence for a moment, and then commanded Anon to reach for his wallet. >"How much do you have in bills?" The Great Philospher asked. Anon told him he had $30 in bills. >"Suppose you were to have $30 in coins as well, which would have greater mass?" >Anon told the Great Philospher that it would be the coins, by a long way. >"But which," the Great Philsopher said, "would have the greater value?" >Anon was enlightened.
: Anonymous 05/16/20(Sat)14:33:32 No.115014871 >>115014616 # >Anon approaches the Great Philosopher and asks him "Great Philosopher, are large breasts or small breasts better?" >The Great Philospher sat in silence for a moment, and then commanded Anon to reach for his wallet. >"How much do you have in bills?" The Great Philospher asked. Anon told him he had $30 in bills. >"Suppose you were to have $30 in coins as well, which would have greater mass?" >Anon told the Great Philospher that it would be the coins, by a long way. >"But which," the Great Philsopher said, "would have the greater value?" >Anon was enlightened.

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have patience younglings


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Classic Ninja Wisdom

FORGIVENESS IS DIVINE BUT NEVER PAY FULL PRICE FOR LATE PIZZA
FORGIVENESS IS DIVINE BUT NEVER PAY FULL PRICE FOR LATE PIZZA

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